school | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for school. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for school. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for school. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg school | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for school. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 24 Ep 03: Conversion Van, Sears Catalog, Hazard County http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4282/Season-24-Ep-03:-Conversion-Van-Sears-Catalog-Hazard-County_penny-bags_sears-catalog.php Length: 27:45
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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:21:48 -0400 27:45 tag:croncast.com,4282 Episode: #603 Length: 27:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park bench? Homemade no penny bags, sears catalog, britax, conversion van, Season 24 Ep 03: The Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4281/Season-24-Ep-03:-The-Sampler_penny-bags_sears-catalog.php Podcasts Length: 4:47
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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:04:44 -0400 4:47 tag:croncast.com,4281 Episode: #603 Sampler Length: 4:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park no penny bags, sears catalog, britax, conversion van, Season 23 Ep 11: Animal School, Deli Meat, It's Hawrible http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4240/Season-23-Ep-11:-Animal-School-Deli-Meat-Its-Hawrible_new-york_accents.php Podcasts Length: 26:17
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Where did this entitlement come from?
Gold medals ain't good enough
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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Length: 26:17
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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Where did this entitlement come from?
Gold medals ain't good enough
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:19:43 -0500 26:17 tag:croncast.com,4240 Show: #546 Length: 26:17 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's 9! Where did this no new york, accents, oranges, water bugs, tiny rats Season 23 Ep 01: The New York Days Begins, Feral Las Vegas Cats, Costco Lust http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4223/Season-23-Ep-01:-The-New-York-Days-Begins-Feral-Las-Vegas-Cats-Costco-Lust_Get-Cool_NYSE.php Podcasts Length: 40:05
Format: mp3

Thank you!
To all those that are cool . . . you rock!
If you're not cool, you can get cool
Why start on the 13th?
I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it
It's always in my address
Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address
Working on the streaming version player
Will be ready by Friday
How should I know that 3XL in gay is in XL?
I thought things were fancy in Naperville
Until I experienced Elliot's public school
Can anyone ring the bell at NYSE or NASDAQ?
Grammy tickets?
Where is this place and who are these people?
Having a nice car in New York
She has a huge Range Rover
What are we?
We're the Walking Class
Party at the wine bar for the parents
I don't have a baby sitter
No worries, my nanny can watch your kids too
Thanks but I can't get there
Don't worry my husband has a car service
I was just at Costco, you bitch
No idea how I would even get there
The suburban delights are missing here
No alone time here
What kind of hell is to be in Las Vegas for a week
You would sleep with a girl named Debra
I did leave Miss Debra to do her thing
My hotel turned out to be a motel
And yes it had feral cats
I could hear water dripping
Sure, that was the dead hooker in the wall
Fresh sponge paint on everything
If you had been raised with a vagina
You never would have accepted that room
Setting me for slaughter
I thought I was dead
You have a story to tell me Mr B
Friday, baby
It is too long
You went to a penthouse party in Las Vegas
No, a Penthouse party in the VIP
I've got no idea how to describe it


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Thank you!
To all those that are cool . . . you rock!
If you're not cool, you can get cool
Why start on the 13th?
I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it
It's always in my address
Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address
Working on the streaming version player
Will be ready by Friday
How should I know that 3XL in gay is in XL?
I thought things were fancy in Naperville
Until I experienced Elliot's public school
Can anyone ring the bell at NYSE or NASDAQ?
Grammy tickets?
Where is this place and who are these people?
Having a nice car in New York
She has a huge Range Rover
What are we?
We're the Walking Class
Party at the wine bar for the parents
I don't have a baby sitter
No worries, my nanny can watch your kids too
Thanks but I can't get there
Don't worry my husband has a car service
I was just at Costco, you bitch
No idea how I would even get there
The suburban delights are missing here
No alone time here
What kind of hell is to be in Las Vegas for a week
You would sleep with a girl named Debra
I did leave Miss Debra to do her thing
My hotel turned out to be a motel
And yes it had feral cats
I could hear water dripping
Sure, that was the dead hooker in the wall
Fresh sponge paint on everything
If you had been raised with a vagina
You never would have accepted that room
Setting me for slaughter
I thought I was dead
You have a story to tell me Mr B
Friday, baby
It is too long
You went to a penthouse party in Las Vegas
No, a Penthouse party in the VIP
I've got no idea how to describe it


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Tags: Get Cool NYSE The New York Days Miss Debra No tell motel ]]> Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:45:58 -0500 40:05 tag:croncast.com,4223 Show: #536 Length: 40:05 Format: mp3 Thank you! To all those that are cool . . . you rock! If you're not cool, you can get cool Why start on the 13th? I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it It's always in my address Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address Working on the streaming version no Get Cool, NYSE, The New York Days, Miss Debra, No tell motel elliot and jonah cp http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4110/elliot-and-jonah-cp_elliot_jonah.php Blog elliot and jonah cp

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Tags: elliot jonah ton school week ]]> Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:47:12 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4110 elliot and jonah squirrel around in central park last week. he's made a ton of new friends at school. no elliot, jonah, ton, school, week Season 22 Ep 07: Betsy's Clairvoyant, You're Grounded, Gameshow Desires http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1962/Season-22-Ep-07:-Betsys-Clairvoyant-Youre-Grounded-Gameshow-Desires_Seinfeld_bmx.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-06-16 Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3
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What you don't have is the funny
I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights
All in the old Seinfeld time slot
What are you up against?
Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns
They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy
Not so hot early on
Doing the shows for your cousins
12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing
Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom
All about pumping your ego up
Two fangirls waiting for me
Thinking they can't find the bathroom
"Oh, my god. You were so funny."
Bitsy's door star - they can't speel
The bicycle issue
There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy
Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10
That is the plan the man is on
He got my physical genes
My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude
I learned to ride in the grass
Of course you did softy
I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me
She wanted to go fast
Daddy, go get the tool box
She takes the wrench from me
Takes the training wheels herself
Took 2 minutes to get her going
Then 20 to get her starting off on her own
Loving it for the freedom
Number one for her was freedom
The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike
She pointed it out, Not me
A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid
The other was her fear of punishment
She tried to give up
I motivated her
She got so upset that she just did it
All kids are different and need different motivational techniques
Just a wee bit of manipulation
One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat
You gotta throw in some love
You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B
Baby, you can't tell people that
That is just too much
Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket
They had a denim one that I wanted
You could deduce that knowing my history
Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant
When you hit the track you become a robot
I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on


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What you don't have is the funny
I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights
All in the old Seinfeld time slot
What are you up against?
Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns
They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy
Not so hot early on
Doing the shows for your cousins
12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing
Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom
All about pumping your ego up
Two fangirls waiting for me
Thinking they can't find the bathroom
"Oh, my god. You were so funny."
Bitsy's door star - they can't speel
The bicycle issue
There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy
Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10
That is the plan the man is on
He got my physical genes
My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude
I learned to ride in the grass
Of course you did softy
I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me
She wanted to go fast
Daddy, go get the tool box
She takes the wrench from me
Takes the training wheels herself
Took 2 minutes to get her going
Then 20 to get her starting off on her own
Loving it for the freedom
Number one for her was freedom
The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike
She pointed it out, Not me
A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid
The other was her fear of punishment
She tried to give up
I motivated her
She got so upset that she just did it
All kids are different and need different motivational techniques
Just a wee bit of manipulation
One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat
You gotta throw in some love
You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B
Baby, you can't tell people that
That is just too much
Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket
They had a denim one that I wanted
You could deduce that knowing my history
Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant
When you hit the track you become a robot
I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on


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Tags: Seinfeld bmx game show ponies fangirl ]]> Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:20:41 -0400 25:51 tag:croncast.com,1962 Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3 Show: #533 Length: 25:51 Size: 23.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes What you don't have is the funny I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights All in the old Seinfeld time slot What are you up against? Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns They used to stay home for no Seinfeld, bmx, game show, ponies, fangirl Season 22 Ep 04: Closets Full, NYC, Old Art Teacher Garb http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1951/Season-22-Ep-04:-Closets-Full-NYC-Old-Art-Teacher-Garb_Escalade_naked-man.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-27 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3
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Size: 31.9 mb
Format: mp3

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Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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Length: 34:43
Size: 31.9 mb
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Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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Tags: Escalade naked man NYC SVU Craigslist ]]> Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:14:53 -0400 34:43 tag:croncast.com,1951 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3 Show: #529 Length: 34:43 Size: 31.9 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Back to the normal . . . sort of The accidental finders People searching for cul de sac goatee People search for that? We last left you with the heavy mood That's not what we're no Escalade, naked man, NYC, SVU, Craigslist Season 22 Ep 04: Closets Full, NYC, Old Art Teacher Garb http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4100/Season-22-Ep-04:-Closets-Full-NYC-Old-Art-Teacher-Garb_Escalade_naked-man.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-27 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3
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Size: 31.9 mb
Format: mp3

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Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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Tags: Escalade naked man NYC SVU Craigslist ]]>Croncast 2009-04-27 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3
Show: #529
Length: 34:43
Size: 31.9 mb
Format: mp3

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Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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Tags: Escalade naked man NYC SVU Craigslist ]]> Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:14:53 -0400 34:43 tag:croncast.com,4100 Croncast - 2009-04-27.mp3 Show: #529 Length: 34:43 Size: 31.9 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Back to the normal . . . sort of The accidental finders People searching for cul de sac goatee People search for that? We last left you with the heavy mood That's not what we're no Escalade, naked man, NYC, SVU, Craigslist Season 22 Ep 03: Seven lemons will make lots of lemonade http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1949/Season-22-Ep-03:-Seven-lemons-will-make-lots-of-lemonade_FSBO_Naperville.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-22 Croncast - 2009-04-22.mp3
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Length: 27:07
Size: 25.3 mb
Format: mp3

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FSBO Naperville, IL
Show notes are super short
This episode isn't all that much fun
It's more of a chance to fill you in
We've got a lot going on like . . .
We'll be putting our house on market soon, like two weeks from now
Hopefully sold by the time school ends
We're looking for gig for Kris
We're looking for a city, town to live in that fits us
Maybe you live in that city?
If so tell us why we should move our family there
For Sale By Owner Naperville Illinois
We're looking for good public schools, lower cost of living and positive, vibrant community


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Size: 25.3 mb
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FSBO Naperville, IL
Show notes are super short
This episode isn't all that much fun
It's more of a chance to fill you in
We've got a lot going on like . . .
We'll be putting our house on market soon, like two weeks from now
Hopefully sold by the time school ends
We're looking for gig for Kris
We're looking for a city, town to live in that fits us
Maybe you live in that city?
If so tell us why we should move our family there
For Sale By Owner Naperville Illinois
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Tags: FSBO Naperville lemonade naperville house ]]> Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:11:44 -0400 27:09 tag:croncast.com,1949 Croncast - 2009-04-22.mp3 Show: #528 Length: 27:07 Size: 25.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes FSBO Naperville, IL Show notes are super short This episode isn't all that much fun It's more of a chance to fill you in We've got a lot going on like . . . We'll be putting our no FSBO, Naperville, lemonade, naperville house, Season 21 Ep 23: The Mexico Part 2 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1943/Season-21-Ep-23:-The-Mexico-Part-2_Mexico_Vacation-Dreams-Tulum.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-03-25 Croncast - 2009-03-25.mp3
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Length: 33:08
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Format: mp3

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Introducing our driver, Rueben
Pronounced Rue - been
You'll understand why shortly
We're on the homepage in iTunes podcast store
In the parenting category
You're the whip cream
I am the pie to your whip cream
Does that mean we are getting divorced?
Rueben has discussing the directions that the Montana girls gave him
Nervous like Mom telling me, "Let's go to TJ to buy school supplies"
Sterling silver bangles
Hurling off into the middle of nowhere
The jungle begins flying by
Look at that, it's great
Is it abandoned?
Right, just like central Illinois
Look at you, getting all metric
Jungle was 20 km away
Fine, how about 20 clicks?
Betsy gets scared and starts talking
The Montana girls want you shut up
Actually, it was Erasure
Luggage in my lap
Moobs are getting damp
Rueben rolled up all the windows the moment we got in
4 adult Americans and one Mexican adult
Our bodies use more energy, seriously
They throw the old road next to the new road
You might need a chunk later
It'll have the rebar in it right away
Betsy asked to see the girls' directions
Oh my, God
"OK, like this is going to be so great. Take a left I don't know where, crappy town and it has a number 4."
Betsy's rendition of this is priceless, you have to listen
Around the crappy town, around and around
Forty minutes later we're still circling the town
Weaponry was at full blaze in plenty of places
Security is tight at Goodwill but not like this
Rueben speaks three words of English - yes, no and maybe
And he doesn't know what either of them mean
Don't fly to a foreign country without the address of where you are going
If I were on this trip with Jeanie
No Mrs. and Mrs. Montana it would have been safe!
The highlight of my trip was passing the local airport
I think it's called . . .
Rueben whips around, "Nooooooooooooooooo"
We were 20 clicks from were we supposed to be in the opposite direction
He hands the directions to the armed guard
We find the joint
The girls tip him like $1.50 USD
Rueben peels out in reverse
We hit our heads on the back window
But we arrived in one piece
Colonialism is alive and well
You can't tell me that you didn't breath a sigh of relief
Happy to be alive and I need a burger
The next four days became a huge pain in the ass
Look at these awful white people and their destruction of paradise
While, asking me to rub aloe on my back

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Size: 30.4 mb
Format: mp3

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Introducing our driver, Rueben
Pronounced Rue - been
You'll understand why shortly
We're on the homepage in iTunes podcast store
In the parenting category
You're the whip cream
I am the pie to your whip cream
Does that mean we are getting divorced?
Rueben has discussing the directions that the Montana girls gave him
Nervous like Mom telling me, "Let's go to TJ to buy school supplies"
Sterling silver bangles
Hurling off into the middle of nowhere
The jungle begins flying by
Look at that, it's great
Is it abandoned?
Right, just like central Illinois
Look at you, getting all metric
Jungle was 20 km away
Fine, how about 20 clicks?
Betsy gets scared and starts talking
The Montana girls want you shut up
Actually, it was Erasure
Luggage in my lap
Moobs are getting damp
Rueben rolled up all the windows the moment we got in
4 adult Americans and one Mexican adult
Our bodies use more energy, seriously
They throw the old road next to the new road
You might need a chunk later
It'll have the rebar in it right away
Betsy asked to see the girls' directions
Oh my, God
"OK, like this is going to be so great. Take a left I don't know where, crappy town and it has a number 4."
Betsy's rendition of this is priceless, you have to listen
Around the crappy town, around and around
Forty minutes later we're still circling the town
Weaponry was at full blaze in plenty of places
Security is tight at Goodwill but not like this
Rueben speaks three words of English - yes, no and maybe
And he doesn't know what either of them mean
Don't fly to a foreign country without the address of where you are going
If I were on this trip with Jeanie
No Mrs. and Mrs. Montana it would have been safe!
The highlight of my trip was passing the local airport
I think it's called . . .
Rueben whips around, "Nooooooooooooooooo"
We were 20 clicks from were we supposed to be in the opposite direction
He hands the directions to the armed guard
We find the joint
The girls tip him like $1.50 USD
Rueben peels out in reverse
We hit our heads on the back window
But we arrived in one piece
Colonialism is alive and well
You can't tell me that you didn't breath a sigh of relief
Happy to be alive and I need a burger
The next four days became a huge pain in the ass
Look at these awful white people and their destruction of paradise
While, asking me to rub aloe on my back

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Tags: Mexico Vacation Dreams Tulum Rueben the montanas colonialism ]]> Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:55:13 -0400 33:08 tag:croncast.com,1943 Croncast - 2009-03-25.mp3 Show: #523 Length: 33:08 Size: 30.4 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Introducing our driver, Rueben Pronounced Rue - been You'll understand why shortly We're on the homepage in iTunes podcast store In the parenting category You're the whip cream I am the no Mexico, Vacation Dreams Tulum, Rueben, the montanas, colonialism Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1925/Season-21-Ep-9:-Copies-Chicken-Chutes-Cheap-Divorces_goat-cheese_FFA.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-02-06 Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3
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I'm on the wellness train
Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper
Betsy's host read
I didn't know that you background in radio?
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I got this gig through FFA
I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes
Feta is for farmers
Chemists making cheese
I was the hottest chick in FFA
They could break walnuts with their thighs
You know, those girls
They smelled like hog shit at school
Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort
What else are the going to do?
It laid fallow long enough
See you didn't get to do that
They would have given you the bullhorn one morning
Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one!
Corn based economy
Flat tire again
Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake
Better if it was a Croncast poster
Join the department of health
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I'm on the wellness train
Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper
Betsy's host read
I didn't know that you background in radio?
Your dating a of DJ
I got this gig through FFA
I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes
Feta is for farmers
Chemists making cheese
I was the hottest chick in FFA
They could break walnuts with their thighs
You know, those girls
They smelled like hog shit at school
Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort
What else are the going to do?
It laid fallow long enough
See you didn't get to do that
They would have given you the bullhorn one morning
Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one!
Corn based economy
Flat tire again
Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake
Better if it was a Croncast poster
Join the department of health
"You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com"
We could find tons of new listeners
Small town video store All the labels were black and white
Quality of my relations was my credit

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Tags: goat cheese FFA wellness train cronast ads corn based economy ]]> Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:02:22 -0500 29:14 tag:croncast.com,1925 Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3 Show: #509 Length: 29:41 Size: 27.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I'm on the wellness train Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper Betsy's host read I didn't know that you background in radio? Your no goat cheese, FFA, wellness train, cronast ads, corn based economy slid down it http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1870/slid-down-it_attended_school.php Blog slid down it

the junior high school that i attended.



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the junior high school that i attended.



Tags: attended school junior slid ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:52:24 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1870 the junior high school that i attended. no attended, school, junior, slid, walter http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1839/walter_robed_decade.php Blog walter

his descendents have take over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.



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his descendents have take over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.



Tags: robed decade garb coolest millennials ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:52:28 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1839 his descendents have take over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials. no robed, decade, garb, coolest, millennials walter "pockets" timbak http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1843/walter-_and_quot;pockets_and_quot;-timbak_robed_decade.php Blog walter "pockets" timbak

his dependents have taken over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.



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his dependents have taken over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.



Tags: robed decade garb coolest millennials ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:52:28 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1843 his dependents have taken over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials. no robed, decade, garb, coolest, millennials Season 20 Ep 19: San Francisco Part 2, The Meetup http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1804/Season-20-Ep-19:-San-Francisco-Part-2-The-Meetup_San-Francisco_Guerneville.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-06-04 Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3
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Size: 28.8 mb
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We're back for part two of San Francisco
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase
She kissed a diseased baby
Then she kissed me and now I am infected
Other than daddy just do
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation
Her encrusted nostril in photos
I could track back the vector of my illness
Yes, you are the carriers
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"
We rank with NPR shows in the post
How are we different than any other shows?
Funnier
Let the woman talk
No love for this man
I didn't get a party when I was there
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields
What if no one shows up?
People were bound to show up
Four people showed up
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine


The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie








David has been listening for a long time
A very long time
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show
Schlomo gave us the space
It was dark, with a kicked over chair
That is HoS
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it
This is where we made the mistake
We started drinking right away, heavily
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink
Mind you she is one third my size
We left the meetup to go dancing
More drinks
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab
Just drunk bitches we were
We gotta get to sleep
We have things to do the next day
We surface at 10 am
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations
Remember Chef Jeff?
Back in my skinny days
Now I'm chubby
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"
A little romantic music for you
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike
So the next day we rent a car
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people
They're like day of the dead zombies
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect
Are we on the road to Guerneville?
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister
A big coin receptacle
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"

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We're back for part two of San Francisco
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase
She kissed a diseased baby
Then she kissed me and now I am infected
Other than daddy just do
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation
Her encrusted nostril in photos
I could track back the vector of my illness
Yes, you are the carriers
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"
We rank with NPR shows in the post
How are we different than any other shows?
Funnier
Let the woman talk
No love for this man
I didn't get a party when I was there
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields
What if no one shows up?
People were bound to show up
Four people showed up
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine


The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie








David has been listening for a long time
A very long time
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show
Schlomo gave us the space
It was dark, with a kicked over chair
That is HoS
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it
This is where we made the mistake
We started drinking right away, heavily
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink
Mind you she is one third my size
We left the meetup to go dancing
More drinks
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab
Just drunk bitches we were
We gotta get to sleep
We have things to do the next day
We surface at 10 am
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations
Remember Chef Jeff?
Back in my skinny days
Now I'm chubby
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"
A little romantic music for you
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike
So the next day we rent a car
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people
They're like day of the dead zombies
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect
Are we on the road to Guerneville?
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister
A big coin receptacle
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"

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Tags: San Francisco Guerneville Betsy Smith Jeanie Bowen meetup ]]> Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:25:08 -0400 41:59 tag:croncast.com,1804 Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3 Show: #494 Length: 41:59 Size: 28.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We're back for part two of San Francisco The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase She kissed a diseased baby Then she kissed me and now I am infected Other than daddy just do I can blame it no San Francisco, Guerneville, Betsy Smith, Jeanie Bowen, meetup hella nerds silent like a school of fish http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1658/hella-nerds-silent-like-a-school-of-fish_thesis_group.php Blog hella nerds silent like a school of fish

i walked by this sea of nerd humanity.

what caught my attention? the silence of the entire group. there is a thesis in there some place about strangers, computer operators and 'social media'.



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i walked by this sea of nerd humanity.

what caught my attention? the silence of the entire group. there is a thesis in there some place about strangers, computer operators and 'social media'.



Tags: thesis group silence strangers computer ]]> Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:19:29 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1658 i walked by this sea of nerd humanity. what caught my attention? the silence of the entire group. there is a thesis in there some place about strangers, computer operators and 'social media'. no thesis, group, silence, strangers, computer Season 20 Ep 8: Husband in the Bubble, Carbon Dioxide Vampires, Nock http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1646/Season-20-Ep-8:-Husband-in-the-Bubble-Carbon-Dioxide-Vampires-Nock_Longaberger_suffering-pandas.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-04-21 Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3
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Size: 26.3 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

One day to Earth Day
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas
Which was causing them not to have babies
He asked me if I knew what trees were
He's so much like his mom
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"
I told him that would be a great band name
He didn't get it
Two worlds collided
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill
At a garage sale
Well, it came from out of the house
Husband in a bubble
Whatever you had taught him was wrong
Proper badminton form
Let me show you
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?
I can't believe you tried to describe this
What the hell are you talking about?
Your boy cannot do overheard
Oh, baby
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills
It's good he's not you, Kris
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him
You're a like a lion in the grass
Look at that birdie fly
He can't hit it back and forth
I wanted to work with him
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid
You're a NOCK
He'll have flash backs
Badminton is where business gets done
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes
Don't send the hate mail
I get it
I need to engage with him on another level
He's going through a growth spurt
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing
Sensitive to barometric pressure
Taking the kids to lunch
Ted's Montana Grill
Ted's Buffalo Hut
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming
What are you saying? Twice as much methane
Maggie is all about it
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut
Looks left and says, I just want Subway
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"
Wanted to do something a bit special
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."
Half the time he is working on bits
What's 10 minus 8?
I think you owe me $2, Mom
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house
Ring the door bell
The laundry basket was longaberger
It was like you designed the house
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom
He wanted $1,800 for it
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."
They make excellent copies of this at Menards
Then, Mr B, there it was
I became the sucker
Do you like the table?
It happens
How much do you want for the table?
Well . . .
I paid $12,000 for it
This is a garage sale
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300
Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder
It was so McMansion
It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out
Same outfit as yesterday
Because he is single now

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Size: 26.3 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

One day to Earth Day
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas
Which was causing them not to have babies
He asked me if I knew what trees were
He's so much like his mom
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"
I told him that would be a great band name
He didn't get it
Two worlds collided
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill
At a garage sale
Well, it came from out of the house
Husband in a bubble
Whatever you had taught him was wrong
Proper badminton form
Let me show you
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?
I can't believe you tried to describe this
What the hell are you talking about?
Your boy cannot do overheard
Oh, baby
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills
It's good he's not you, Kris
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him
You're a like a lion in the grass
Look at that birdie fly
He can't hit it back and forth
I wanted to work with him
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid
You're a NOCK
He'll have flash backs
Badminton is where business gets done
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes
Don't send the hate mail
I get it
I need to engage with him on another level
He's going through a growth spurt
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing
Sensitive to barometric pressure
Taking the kids to lunch
Ted's Montana Grill
Ted's Buffalo Hut
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming
What are you saying? Twice as much methane
Maggie is all about it
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut
Looks left and says, I just want Subway
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"
Wanted to do something a bit special
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."
Half the time he is working on bits
What's 10 minus 8?
I think you owe me $2, Mom
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house
Ring the door bell
The laundry basket was longaberger
It was like you designed the house
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom
He wanted $1,800 for it
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."
They make excellent copies of this at Menards
Then, Mr B, there it was
I became the sucker
Do you like the table?
It happens
How much do you want for the table?
Well . . .
I paid $12,000 for it
This is a garage sale
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300
Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder
It was so McMansion
It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out
Same outfit as yesterday
Because he is single now

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Tags: Longaberger suffering pandas acid rain Ted's Montana Grill McMansion ]]> Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:14:07 -0400 38:15 tag:croncast.com,1646 Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has no Longaberger, suffering pandas, acid rain, Ted's Montana Grill, McMansion Croncast Listener Survey Results http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1641/Croncast-Listener-Survey-Results_Croncast-Survey_Kris-Smith.php Blog
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Demographics
What is your age?
Answer Responses Ratio
<12 1 1%
18-24 8 4%
25-34 90 42%
35-44 83 39%
45-54 22 10%
55-64 9 4%
Totals 213 100%
What is your gender?
Answer Responses Ratio
Male 118 55%
Female 95 45%
Totals 213 100%
What is the highest level of education you have achieved?
Answer Responses Ratio
Less than high school graduate 3 1%
Graduated high school or received equivalent degree (e.g., GED) 9 4%
Attended college but did not graduate 40 19%
Graduated from 2-year college 23 11%
Graduated from 4-year college 79 37%
Masters Degree 44 21%
Doctoral Degree 10 5%
Other Professional Degree (MD, LLB, etc) 5 2%
Totals 213 100%
Please indicate which best describes the total combined income before taxes of all members of your household.
Answer Responses Ratio
Under $5,000 5 3%
$10,000 - $19,999 5 3%
$20,000 - $29,999 12 6%
$30,000 - $39,999 15 7%
$40,000 - $49,999 12 6%
$50,000 - $59,999 25 12%
$60,000 - $74,999 20 10%
$75,000 - $99,999 32 16%
$100,000 - $149,999 53 26%
$150,000 - $199,999 16 8%
$200,000 or over 9 4%
Totals 204 100%
What is your employment status?
Answer Responses Ratio
Full-time (35 hours or more) 156 73%
Part-time (less than 35 hours) 16 8%
Student 12 6%
Retired 5 2%
Temporarily unemployed 1 1%
Homemaker 19 9%
Other 4 2%
Totals 213 100%
What is your current marital status?
Answer Responses Ratio
Married 146 70%
Single, never married 45 21%
Divorced or Separated 18 9%
Widowed 1 1%
Totals 210 100%
Counting yourself, how many people are currently living in your household?
Answer Responses Ratio
1 24 11%
2 67 32%
3 39 19%
4 54 26%
5 20 10%
6 3 1%
7 1 1%
8 2 1%
Totals 210 100%
How many children under the age of 18 are currently living in your household?
Answer Responses Ratio
None 103 49%
One 38 18%
Two 48 23%
Three 15 7%
Four 3 1%
Five 1 1%
More than Five 1 1%
Totals 209 100%
Which of the following best describes your primary place of residence?
Answer Responses Ratio
I rent the apartment/co-op/condo where I live 35 17%
I rent the house in which I live 21 10%
I own the co-op/condominium where I live 6 3%
I own the house in which I live 137 65%
Other 11 5%
Totals 210 100%
What language is spoken most often in your household?
Answer Responses Ratio
English 203 95%
Spanish 1 1%
German 2 1%
Norwegian 1 1%
Other, Please Specify 7 3%
Totals 214 100%
Purchasing
Have you shopped online in the past 30 days?
Answer Responses Ratio
Yes 194 92%
No 16 8%
Totals 210 100%
How much did you personally spend on internet order items in the last 12 months?
Answer Responses Ratio
Nothing 4 2%
$1-$49 8 4%
$50-$99 13 6%
$100-$199 23 11%
$200-$499 52 25%
$500-$799 35 17%
$800+ 76 36%
Totals 211 100%
How often did you attend the movies in the last 90 days (3 months)?
Answer Responses Ratio
Once a week or more 3 1%
2-3 times a month 21 10%
Once a month 50 24%
Less than once a month 71 34%
I did not attend the movies in the last 90 days 66 31%
Totals 211 100%
When did your household last purchase or lease a vehicle?
Answer Responses Ratio
In the past 12 months 57 27%
1-2 years ago 52 25%
3-4 years ago 54 26%
5 or more years ago 35 17%
My household does not own or lease a vehicle 11 5%
Totals 209 100%
How many credit/debit cards do you own?
Answer Responses Ratio
None 9 4%
1 25 12%
2 62 30%
3 42 21%
4 38 19%
5 11 5%
6 or more 17 8%
Totals 204 100%
How much did you spend for computer software for home use in the past 12 months?
Answer Responses Ratio
Nothing 37 18%
$1 - $99 49 24%
$100 - $199 37 18%
$200 - $299 38 19%
$300 - $499 18 9%
$500 or more 25 12%
Totals 204 100%
Careers
How large is the organization in which you work?
Answer Responses Ratio
Less than 20 employees 28 18%
20 to 99 employees 24 16%
100 to 999 employees 40 26%
1,000+ employees 60 39%
I don't know 2 1%
Totals 154 100%
In which industry does your company primarily operate?
Answer Responses Ratio
Arts/Entertainment/Recreation 6 4%
Banking/Finance/Insurance 12 8%
Business Services 4 3%
Computer Hardware 4 3%
Education 18 12%
Government/Military/Defense 14 9%
Internet 11 7%
IT - Systems Integration 13 9%
Manufacturing 8 5%
Media 4 3%
Medical/Healthcare 14 9%
Professional, Scientific, & Technical Services 7 5%
Real Estate 4 3%
Retail/Distribution/Import/Export 3 2%
Telecommunications 2 1%
Other, Please Specify 29 19%
Totals 153 100%
What is your job title?
Answer Responses Ratio
Chairman/CEO/COO/Partner/President/Owner/Principal 11 7%
EVP/General Manager 1 1%
Vice President 5 3%
Director 8 5%
Manager 38 25%
Staff - non management employee 90 59%
Totals 153 100%
With which of the following job functions are you primarily involved?
Answer Responses Ratio
Arts/Creative/Design 6 3%
Business Development/Strategic Planning 7 4%
Consulting 11 6%
Customer Service 8 4%
Education/Teaching 11 6%
Engineering 1 1%
Executive 4 2%
Finance 7 4%
Healthcare Provider 4 2%
Human Resources 4 2%
IT Services 27 15%
Legal Services 2 1%
Production/Operations 19 11%
Research 5 3%
Sales/Marketing 6 3%
Software Development 2 1%
Technology Support/Help Desk 6 3%
Other, Please Specify 51 28%
Totals 181 100%
Listening Habits
Do you subscribe to the RSS feed for this show?
Answer Responses Ratio
Yes 188 83%
No, I listen to or watch this show without subscribing 39 17%
Totals 227 100%
How many episodes of this online show have you listened to or watched?
Answer Responses Ratio
None (I just saw this link to the survey on the site) 1 0%
2-3 1 0%
4-5 3 1%
6 or more 223 98%
Totals 228 100%
How often do you listen to or watch this show?
Answer Responses Ratio
I always listen to/watch each new episode 211 94%
I sometimes listen to/watch each new episode 11 5%
I rarely listen to/watch each new episode 2 1%
Totals 224 100%
About how much of each show episode do you generally listen to or watch?
Answer Responses Ratio
I always listen to/watch the entire episode 215 96%
Usually at least 75% 10 4%
Totals 225 100%
On average, how many times do you listen to or watch each episode?
Answer Responses Ratio
One time 210 93%
Two times 13 6%
Three times 2 1%
Totals 225 100%
How do you most often listen to this podcast?
Answer Responses Ratio
On my computer 60 29%
On my MP3, iPod or other portable player 141 68%
On my cell phone 2 1%
Other, Please Specify 3 2%
Totals 206 100%
How do you most often listen to or watch this podcast?
Answer Responses Ratio
On an iPod, MP3 player or other portable device with NO Internet capabilites 17 90%
On an iPhone, PSP, cell phone, or other portable device with Internet capabilities while NOT connected to the Internet 1 5%
Other, Please Specify 1 5%
Totals 19 100%
Satisfaction      
Subject Importance Satisfaction Gap
Audio Quality 8.22 9.53 -1.31
Video Quality 3.29 5.43 -2.14
Overall Quality 8.66 9.38 -0.72
Content 9.05 9.10 -0.05
Host(s) 9.32 9.52 -0.20
Reliability (new episodes available when promised) 7.77 9.04 -1.27
Length of episodes 7.07 8.82 -1.75
Frequency of new episodes 7.78 9.02 -1.24
Placement of ads or sponsorships in podcast 4.44 8.25 -3.81
Website design 5.40 7.86 -2.46
Website content 5.77 8.00 -2.23
Overall Satisfaction 9.31


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Demographics
What is your age?
Answer Responses Ratio
<12 1 1%
18-24 8 4%
25-34 90 42%
35-44 83 39%
45-54 22 10%
55-64 9 4%
Totals 213 100%
What is your gender?
Answer Responses Ratio
Male 118 55%
Female 95 45%
Totals 213 100%
What is the highest level of education you have achieved?
Answer Responses Ratio
Less than high school graduate 3 1%
Graduated high school or received equivalent degree (e.g., GED) 9 4%
Attended college but did not graduate 40 19%
Graduated from 2-year college 23 11%
Graduated from 4-year college 79 37%
Masters Degree 44 21%
Doctoral Degree 10 5%
Other Professional Degree (MD, LLB, etc) 5 2%
Totals 213 100%
Please indicate which best describes the total combined income before taxes of all members of your household.
Answer Responses Ratio
Under $5,000 5 3%
$10,000 - $19,999 5 3%
$20,000 - $29,999 12 6%
$30,000 - $39,999 15 7%
$40,000 - $49,999 12 6%
$50,000 - $59,999 25 12%
$60,000 - $74,999 20 10%
$75,000 - $99,999 32 16%
$100,000 - $149,999 53 26%
$150,000 - $199,999 16 8%
$200,000 or over 9 4%
Totals 204 100%
What is your employment status?
Answer Responses Ratio
Full-time (35 hours or more) 156 73%
Part-time (less than 35 hours) 16 8%
Student 12 6%
Retired 5 2%
Temporarily unemployed 1 1%
Homemaker 19 9%
Other 4 2%
Totals 213 100%
What is your current marital status?
Answer Responses Ratio
Married 146 70%
Single, never married 45 21%
Divorced or Separated 18 9%
Widowed 1 1%
Totals 210 100%
Counting yourself, how many people are currently living in your household?
Answer Responses Ratio
1 24 11%
2 67 32%
3 39 19%
4 54 26%
5 20 10%
6 3 1%
7 1 1%
8 2 1%
Totals 210 100%
How many children under the age of 18 are currently living in your household?
Answer Responses Ratio
None 103 49%
One 38 18%
Two 48 23%
Three 15 7%
Four 3 1%
Five 1 1%
More than Five 1 1%
Totals 209 100%
Which of the following best describes your primary place of residence?
Answer Responses Ratio
I rent the apartment/co-op/condo where I live 35 17%
I rent the house in which I live 21 10%
I own the co-op/condominium where I live 6 3%
I own the house in which I live 137 65%
Other 11 5%
Totals 210 100%
What language is spoken most often in your household?
Answer Responses Ratio
English 203 95%
Spanish 1 1%
German 2 1%
Norwegian 1 1%
Other, Please Specify 7 3%
Totals 214 100%
Purchasing
Have you shopped online in the past 30 days?
Answer Responses Ratio
Yes 194 92%
No 16 8%
Totals 210 100%
How much did you personally spend on internet order items in the last 12 months?
Answer Responses Ratio
Nothing 4 2%
$1-$49 8 4%
$50-$99 13 6%
$100-$199 23 11%
$200-$499 52 25%
$500-$799 35 17%
$800+ 76 36%
Totals 211 100%
How often did you attend the movies in the last 90 days (3 months)?
Answer Responses Ratio
Once a week or more 3 1%
2-3 times a month 21 10%
Once a month 50 24%
Less than once a month 71 34%
I did not attend the movies in the last 90 days 66 31%
Totals 211 100%
When did your household last purchase or lease a vehicle?
Answer Responses Ratio
In the past 12 months 57 27%
1-2 years ago 52 25%
3-4 years ago 54 26%
5 or more years ago 35 17%
My household does not own or lease a vehicle 11 5%
Totals 209 100%
How many credit/debit cards do you own?
Answer Responses Ratio
None 9 4%
1 25 12%
2 62 30%
3 42 21%
4 38 19%
5 11 5%
6 or more 17 8%
Totals 204 100%
How much did you spend for computer software for home use in the past 12 months?
Answer Responses Ratio
Nothing 37 18%
$1 - $99 49 24%
$100 - $199 37 18%
$200 - $299 38 19%
$300 - $499 18 9%
$500 or more 25 12%
Totals 204 100%
Careers
How large is the organization in which you work?
Answer Responses Ratio
Less than 20 employees 28 18%
20 to 99 employees 24 16%
100 to 999 employees 40 26%
1,000+ employees 60 39%
I don't know 2 1%
Totals 154 100%
In which industry does your company primarily operate?
Answer Responses Ratio
Arts/Entertainment/Recreation 6 4%
Banking/Finance/Insurance 12 8%
Business Services 4 3%
Computer Hardware 4 3%
Education 18 12%
Government/Military/Defense 14 9%
Internet 11 7%
IT - Systems Integration 13 9%
Manufacturing 8 5%
Media 4 3%
Medical/Healthcare 14 9%
Professional, Scientific, & Technical Services 7 5%
Real Estate 4 3%
Retail/Distribution/Import/Export 3 2%
Telecommunications 2 1%
Other, Please Specify 29 19%
Totals 153 100%
What is your job title?
Answer Responses Ratio
Chairman/CEO/COO/Partner/President/Owner/Principal 11 7%
EVP/General Manager 1 1%
Vice President 5 3%
Director 8 5%
Manager 38 25%
Staff - non management employee 90 59%
Totals 153 100%
With which of the following job functions are you primarily involved?
Answer Responses Ratio
Arts/Creative/Design 6 3%
Business Development/Strategic Planning 7 4%
Consulting 11 6%
Customer Service 8 4%
Education/Teaching 11 6%
Engineering 1 1%
Executive 4 2%
Finance 7 4%
Healthcare Provider 4 2%
Human Resources 4 2%
IT Services 27 15%
Legal Services 2 1%
Production/Operations 19 11%
Research 5 3%
Sales/Marketing 6 3%
Software Development 2 1%
Technology Support/Help Desk 6 3%
Other, Please Specify 51 28%
Totals 181 100%
Listening Habits
Do you subscribe to the RSS feed for this show?
Answer Responses Ratio
Yes 188 83%
No, I listen to or watch this show without subscribing 39 17%
Totals 227 100%
How many episodes of this online show have you listened to or watched?
Answer Responses Ratio
None (I just saw this link to the survey on the site) 1 0%
2-3 1 0%
4-5 3 1%
6 or more 223 98%
Totals 228 100%
How often do you listen to or watch this show?
Answer Responses Ratio
I always listen to/watch each new episode 211 94%
I sometimes listen to/watch each new episode 11 5%
I rarely listen to/watch each new episode 2 1%
Totals 224 100%
About how much of each show episode do you generally listen to or watch?
Answer Responses Ratio
I always listen to/watch the entire episode 215 96%
Usually at least 75% 10 4%
Totals 225 100%
On average, how many times do you listen to or watch each episode?
Answer Responses Ratio
One time 210 93%
Two times 13 6%
Three times 2 1%
Totals 225 100%
How do you most often listen to this podcast?
Answer Responses Ratio
On my computer 60 29%
On my MP3, iPod or other portable player 141 68%
On my cell phone 2 1%
Other, Please Specify 3 2%
Totals 206 100%
How do you most often listen to or watch this podcast?
Answer Responses Ratio
On an iPod, MP3 player or other portable device with NO Internet capabilites 17 90%
On an iPhone, PSP, cell phone, or other portable device with Internet capabilities while NOT connected to the Internet 1 5%
Other, Please Specify 1 5%
Totals 19 100%
Satisfaction      
Subject Importance Satisfaction Gap
Audio Quality 8.22 9.53 -1.31
Video Quality 3.29 5.43 -2.14
Overall Quality 8.66 9.38 -0.72
Content 9.05 9.10 -0.05
Host(s) 9.32 9.52 -0.20
Reliability (new episodes available when promised) 7.77 9.04 -1.27
Length of episodes 7.07 8.82 -1.75
Frequency of new episodes 7.78 9.02 -1.24
Placement of ads or sponsorships in podcast 4.44 8.25 -3.81
Website design 5.40 7.86 -2.46
Website content 5.77 8.00 -2.23
Overall Satisfaction 9.31


Tags: Croncast Survey Kris Smith Betsy Smith Advertise Cronast Demographics ]]> Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:28:13 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1641 Well, we've shared with you, and now you've shared with us. Below is the survey data that over 200 of you filled out during the past year. I thought you guys might like to see what other listeners think of the show (good and bad), spend online, how much loot they make, if they have or don't have kids and a ton of other no Croncast Survey, Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, Advertise, Cronast Demographics Season 20 Ep 4: 11 Days, Drew Peterson, Elevator Pitch http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1604/Season-20-Ep-4:-11-Days-Drew-Peterson-Elevator-Pitch_iPod_Bolingbrook.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-04-11 Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3
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Length: 26:37
Size: 18.3 mb
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Shout out goes to BigJon - super player and show note maker

Show Notes:
Croncast intro
11 more days to Earth Day
Dry crocodile skin
Welding company hand model
Cooking show video
No wrist bones
Fitness routine
Armchair critic
Addiction to nitrates
Living ex-pat life
Aversion to guns
Comments on moving
House hunting in SF
Good schools and Thrifty Republicans
Drew Peterson on Larry King
Looking in the woods near us
Stacey Peterson signs
Police officer son
We got 911!
Baloney sandwiches with mayo
Year of guys in our area to murder their wives
Divorce reasons
Big insurance policy
Follow the news trucks
Scumbag
Watersealing basements
A-Town van, one eye, mullet, and prison tats
Would have given him a shot
Don\'t marry that guy
Heavily medicated shoe salesman
Temper tantrums
Who liked him?
Panic attack
Other perspectives
Missing a leg...last shot
I won
Wow, he looked me in the eye!
Garage saling
Un-employed babysitter
30 garage sales
Love garage sales by default
Kris must love you
Horrible at math
No more baby shit
Garage sale notes
Legalized gambling
Know your people
Capri Sun + Toddlers
Melting down silverware
The gay doctor
Crap in the dining room
Barb and daughter china junker service
Croncast outro
Coming to an end...

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Show: #479
Length: 26:37
Size: 18.3 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

I is swamped my people. Show notes take another on the chin. If anyone has the time to put some show notes together for this episode feel free to and send them on I'll put them in here and give you a huge shout out, like, where I say your name loudly.

Shout out goes to BigJon - super player and show note maker

Show Notes:
Croncast intro
11 more days to Earth Day
Dry crocodile skin
Welding company hand model
Cooking show video
No wrist bones
Fitness routine
Armchair critic
Addiction to nitrates
Living ex-pat life
Aversion to guns
Comments on moving
House hunting in SF
Good schools and Thrifty Republicans
Drew Peterson on Larry King
Looking in the woods near us
Stacey Peterson signs
Police officer son
We got 911!
Baloney sandwiches with mayo
Year of guys in our area to murder their wives
Divorce reasons
Big insurance policy
Follow the news trucks
Scumbag
Watersealing basements
A-Town van, one eye, mullet, and prison tats
Would have given him a shot
Don\'t marry that guy
Heavily medicated shoe salesman
Temper tantrums
Who liked him?
Panic attack
Other perspectives
Missing a leg...last shot
I won
Wow, he looked me in the eye!
Garage saling
Un-employed babysitter
30 garage sales
Love garage sales by default
Kris must love you
Horrible at math
No more baby shit
Garage sale notes
Legalized gambling
Know your people
Capri Sun + Toddlers
Melting down silverware
The gay doctor
Crap in the dining room
Barb and daughter china junker service
Croncast outro
Coming to an end...

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Tags: iPod Bolingbrook best laugh elevator pitch share croncast ]]> Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:53 -0400 26:37 tag:croncast.com,1604 Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3 Show: #479 Length: 26:37 Size: 18.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! I is swamped my people. Show no iPod, Bolingbrook, best laugh, elevator pitch, share croncast Season 19 Ep 21: John Adams, Hershey's Floor, Lock Picking Kit http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1492/Season-19-Ep-21:-John-Adams-Hersheys-Floor-Lock-Picking-Kit_He-Man_Jeanie.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-03-17 align= Croncast - 2008-03-17.mp3
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It's been a couple weeks
It's good to hear your voice baby
Stasis soon, I said
That was work
Thanks to Josh Bancroft for the message
Betsy was just attacked
It is no one else's fault but yours
You are to blame
I was watching a show about John Adams on HBO
Which is a sign your balls are reaching your knees
What were you watching?
Oprah's Big Give
I heard it is horrible
Yeah, it is pretty bad
Mom decided to go to bed
I thought I would pick up her old dog and carry it upstairs
I am talking about my empathy for this cold hearted bitch
I reach down to pick up the dog
And what do I get
That bitch attacked me with her one good tooth
She inserted it viciously into the palm of my hand
I got the hysterical laughs
Don't make me put the dog to sleep
She was laying on a piece of Zeus's bone
That is why she bit
I know
This is on page one of your baby book
Your mom tried to get your dad to do something he shouldn't
You love chaos in your life
Why else would I be married to you?
You look at a situation that appears to be calm
And you can find the chaos
How can you disagree with me?
I can't
That brings me to a story Mr. B
Jeanie is moving on up
Up where
Here you doofus
You neglected to notice that your children aren't in school
You have set precedence with this
Yeah, I have dropped him off twice with no school
Hello
So we take Elliot with us to go and look at rental homes
That is a good idea
Jeanie calls up a property management company
We have three houses lined up
Is that foreshadowing? Is that what they call it in the biz?
For $1100 a month what do you get?
The lemon yellow peeling paint house
It was made for a Model A
If you kick out the stick it all would have fell down
Couldn't tell where the house was
How could you not?
We saw it and the Psycho music played
Jeanie is polite
We went through with it
Why?
Maybe there is something fabulous here
Gluttons for punishment you are
I used to launch my He-Man action figure from the cloths line
Nifty, I feel robbed
If you only had one He-Man toy why did you treat him so bad?
They would have changed my name to Poindexter
You'll understand that when we open the side door
It was a smelly out of Cops house
The poor wife who was shackled to the bastard who owned
I am going to laugh because I am scared
Different paint in rooms
Different borders
This one looks like your mom put it up after a bottle of Smirnoff and Scope
The boards on the floor didn't even touch
No one sanded the floor they just painted it brown
It was a Hershey's floor with gaps
Slops of brown
At the next house he can't find the key
He busts out a lock picking kit
The place looks beautiful
But we see a ring around the walls
It had flooded and they never cleaned it up
I looked behind the wet bar
There were mushrooms growing out of the baseboards

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Length: 30:01
Size: 20.7mb
Format: mp3

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It's been a couple weeks
It's good to hear your voice baby
Stasis soon, I said
That was work
Thanks to Josh Bancroft for the message
Betsy was just attacked
It is no one else's fault but yours
You are to blame
I was watching a show about John Adams on HBO
Which is a sign your balls are reaching your knees
What were you watching?
Oprah's Big Give
I heard it is horrible
Yeah, it is pretty bad
Mom decided to go to bed
I thought I would pick up her old dog and carry it upstairs
I am talking about my empathy for this cold hearted bitch
I reach down to pick up the dog
And what do I get
That bitch attacked me with her one good tooth
She inserted it viciously into the palm of my hand
I got the hysterical laughs
Don't make me put the dog to sleep
She was laying on a piece of Zeus's bone
That is why she bit
I know
This is on page one of your baby book
Your mom tried to get your dad to do something he shouldn't
You love chaos in your life
Why else would I be married to you?
You look at a situation that appears to be calm
And you can find the chaos
How can you disagree with me?
I can't
That brings me to a story Mr. B
Jeanie is moving on up
Up where
Here you doofus
You neglected to notice that your children aren't in school
You have set precedence with this
Yeah, I have dropped him off twice with no school
Hello
So we take Elliot with us to go and look at rental homes
That is a good idea
Jeanie calls up a property management company
We have three houses lined up
Is that foreshadowing? Is that what they call it in the biz?
For $1100 a month what do you get?
The lemon yellow peeling paint house
It was made for a Model A
If you kick out the stick it all would have fell down
Couldn't tell where the house was
How could you not?
We saw it and the Psycho music played
Jeanie is polite
We went through with it
Why?
Maybe there is something fabulous here
Gluttons for punishment you are
I used to launch my He-Man action figure from the cloths line
Nifty, I feel robbed
If you only had one He-Man toy why did you treat him so bad?
They would have changed my name to Poindexter
You'll understand that when we open the side door
It was a smelly out of Cops house
The poor wife who was shackled to the bastard who owned
I am going to laugh because I am scared
Different paint in rooms
Different borders
This one looks like your mom put it up after a bottle of Smirnoff and Scope
The boards on the floor didn't even touch
No one sanded the floor they just painted it brown
It was a Hershey's floor with gaps
Slops of brown
At the next house he can't find the key
He busts out a lock picking kit
The place looks beautiful
But we see a ring around the walls
It had flooded and they never cleaned it up
I looked behind the wet bar
There were mushrooms growing out of the baseboards

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I'm busy, I got things to do Mr B
No replacements.com did not sponsor the last Resale Queen
Avenue for Revenue
You should use that your service
The road to cash is paved with stoneware
The cartoon, thank you
It's not funny
I don't need to take look or a photo
It's like you are Mooney
The 1980's kerfuffle
How often do you ask yourself, "who owns the building I am in?"
Are you going to play cops and robbers in the afterlife?
They have diversified in weaponry
Designed and patented his own handguns
I don't know any of them
You are crazy
Are you a Moonie Kris?
I am way undercover
Betsy volunteers weekly for Elliot's art class
It isn't volunteer anymore I am requested
Even as an adult I am afraid of the principal
Now they will punish my child
You have issues
What?
He touched another girl inappropriately
What happened?
The only job of a principle is to make sure school district doesn't get sued
That could be true
The whole "gun" hands on the playground
That's true
What happens at the private school?
I went to a Christian school for first grade
No way!
Let me remind you I skipped a grade
How could I forget
He kept guns in his office

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Tags: iPod kerfuffle racoons christian school sheep barn ]]>Croncast 2008-02-25 align= Croncast - 2008-02-25.mp3
Show: #465
Length: 33:15
Size: 22.9mb
Format: mp3

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I'm busy, I got things to do Mr B
No replacements.com did not sponsor the last Resale Queen
Avenue for Revenue
You should use that your service
The road to cash is paved with stoneware
The cartoon, thank you
It's not funny
I don't need to take look or a photo
It's like you are Mooney
The 1980's kerfuffle
How often do you ask yourself, "who owns the building I am in?"
Are you going to play cops and robbers in the afterlife?
They have diversified in weaponry
Designed and patented his own handguns
I don't know any of them
You are crazy
Are you a Moonie Kris?
I am way undercover
Betsy volunteers weekly for Elliot's art class
It isn't volunteer anymore I am requested
Even as an adult I am afraid of the principal
Now they will punish my child
You have issues
What?
He touched another girl inappropriately
What happened?
The only job of a principle is to make sure school district doesn't get sued
That could be true
The whole "gun" hands on the playground
That's true
What happens at the private school?
I went to a Christian school for first grade
No way!
Let me remind you I skipped a grade
How could I forget
He kept guns in his office

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Tags: iPod kerfuffle racoons christian school sheep barn ]]> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:38:19 -0500 33:15 tag:croncast.com,1392 no iPod, kerfuffle, racoons, christian school, sheep barn Season 19 Ep 13: The Coffee Drinker, Whip Antennae, CB Radio Booty Call http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1341/Season-19-Ep-13:-The-Coffee-Drinker-Whip-Antennae-CB-Radio-Booty-Call_CB-Radio_The-Coffee-Drinker.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-02-06 align= Croncast - 2008-02-06.mp3
Show: #459
Length: 29:08
Size: 20.0mb
Format: mp3

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BigJon wanted to know who "The Coffee Drinker" is
Suspense, I don't how we did it
The Coffee Drinker background
Has something to do with CB Radios
The big whip antennae's on trucks
If you had two you were the shit
So some ladies would come on night and ask for "The Coffee Drinker"
We thought it might be a kid like us
A sophisticated kid drinking Folgers with their folks
Could have been the farmers having coffee
Water and syrup falls on ice in cup
Too much for a small town person to handle
Yeah, you need training to run the fountain soda dispenser
The old guys brought in a scanner
The Coffee Drinker wouldn't reply back
Of course he wouldn't
Kris, you need some help
Get yourself something nice when I don't talk
Cruising around in the morning
How do you know who his kid is?
Bill had some issues
He had rebel flag stickers on his car, no one really liked him and he listened to too much AC/DC
He says, that The Coffee Drinker was his dad
His dad tilled my garden every year
Is that why you are the way you are?
Maybe I should have said tilled my mom's garden
You gotta use the lingo
Smokey and the bandit style
A CB radio booty call
It's not the one that you are thinking of
They are like nannies
Small town = "Not my business"
I think I need to resurrect this story
You can't just end there
You have to come with conviction
Your car won't want to stop
These people just let life happen to them
Until something forces them to move on
No lapping waves at their shore
Lots of driving around happens
He pulled you over because he wanted to talk to you
Where I'm from men can't do that
You're with that Smith boy, ain't you
Johnny law vs. the high school kids
Typical
They don't have any training
This is how you hit'em with the yellow pages
This is how you hit'em with the white pages
He was throwing the beers out the sun roof
Straight up in the air
The cop is dodging our beer cans
You left a trail of beer crumbs for him to follow
It was late at night they could have been anyone's beers
There were a lot of drunk bunnies and chipmunks the next morning
What should you do in that situation?
Full circle in your life would be becoming the town cop



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Tags: CB Radio The Coffee Drinker rebel flag stickers drunk bunnies sun roof ]]>Croncast 2008-02-06 align= Croncast - 2008-02-06.mp3
Show: #459
Length: 29:08
Size: 20.0mb
Format: mp3

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BigJon wanted to know who "The Coffee Drinker" is
Suspense, I don't how we did it
The Coffee Drinker background
Has something to do with CB Radios
The big whip antennae's on trucks
If you had two you were the shit
So some ladies would come on night and ask for "The Coffee Drinker"
We thought it might be a kid like us
A sophisticated kid drinking Folgers with their folks
Could have been the farmers having coffee
Water and syrup falls on ice in cup
Too much for a small town person to handle
Yeah, you need training to run the fountain soda dispenser
The old guys brought in a scanner
The Coffee Drinker wouldn't reply back
Of course he wouldn't
Kris, you need some help
Get yourself something nice when I don't talk
Cruising around in the morning
How do you know who his kid is?
Bill had some issues
He had rebel flag stickers on his car, no one really liked him and he listened to too much AC/DC
He says, that The Coffee Drinker was his dad
His dad tilled my garden every year
Is that why you are the way you are?
Maybe I should have said tilled my mom's garden
You gotta use the lingo
Smokey and the bandit style
A CB radio booty call
It's not the one that you are thinking of
They are like nannies
Small town = "Not my business"
I think I need to resurrect this story
You can't just end there
You have to come with conviction
Your car won't want to stop
These people just let life happen to them
Until something forces them to move on
No lapping waves at their shore
Lots of driving around happens
He pulled you over because he wanted to talk to you
Where I'm from men can't do that
You're with that Smith boy, ain't you
Johnny law vs. the high school kids
Typical
They don't have any training
This is how you hit'em with the yellow pages
This is how you hit'em with the white pages
He was throwing the beers out the sun roof
Straight up in the air
The cop is dodging our beer cans
You left a trail of beer crumbs for him to follow
It was late at night they could have been anyone's beers
There were a lot of drunk bunnies and chipmunks the next morning
What should you do in that situation?
Full circle in your life would be becoming the town cop



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Tags: CB Radio The Coffee Drinker rebel flag stickers drunk bunnies sun roof ]]> Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:54:53 -0500 29:08 tag:croncast.com,1341 no CB Radio, The Coffee Drinker, rebel flag stickers, drunk bunnies, sun roof late show today (again) - via twitter http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1337/-late-show-today-(again)---via-twitter_late_podcast.php Blog



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Tags: late podcast ]]> Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:31:09 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1337 sorry everyone but today's show will be a little late. betsy had to register maggie for school. it is recorded. no late, podcast, , , Season 19 Ep 10: Rough Stop, Danger Here, Mongoose Chow http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1328/Season-19-Ep-10:-Rough-Stop-Danger-Here-Mongoose-Chow_mongoose_Lincoln-Park-Zoo.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-01-28 align= Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3
Show: #456
Length: 25:57
Size: 17.9mb
Format: mp3

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Really short show notes today

Old school send email intro piece
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor
Feeding mongoose baby ducks
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head
Maggie stopped her fall with her face
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room
Yes you did, like 10 times
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room
You grew up in there


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Tags: mongoose Lincoln Park Zoo baby chicks caution tape hep c ]]>Croncast 2008-01-28 align= Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3
Show: #456
Length: 25:57
Size: 17.9mb
Format: mp3

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Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST

Really short show notes today

Old school send email intro piece
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor
Feeding mongoose baby ducks
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head
Maggie stopped her fall with her face
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room
Yes you did, like 10 times
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room
You grew up in there


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Tags: mongoose Lincoln Park Zoo baby chicks caution tape hep c ]]> Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:03:20 -0500 25:57 tag:croncast.com,1328 no mongoose, Lincoln Park Zoo, baby chicks, caution tape, hep c