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      <title>second | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for second. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for second. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for second. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for second. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>around the corner</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582025493/" title="around the corner"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2582025493_8be035546b.jpg"   alt="around the corner" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this building is around the corner from the second garage that my folks have. <br border=0 />
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it looks the same as it has my entire youth when i would ride my bike, mini-bike, walk or run uptown to get a soda.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bike">bike</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bike"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bike.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/corner">corner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/corner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/corner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/walk">walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mini">mini</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mini"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mini.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/run">run</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/run"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/run.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>this building is around the corner from the second garage that my folks have. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
it looks the same as it has my entire youth when i would ride my bike, mini-bike, walk or run uptown to get a soda.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bike">bike</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bike"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bike.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/corner">corner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/corner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/corner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/walk">walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mini">mini</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mini"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mini.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/run">run</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/run"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/run.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:26:19 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1855</guid>

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this building is around the corner from the second garage that my folks have. 

it looks the same as it has my entire youth when i would ride my bike, mini-bike, walk or run uptown to get a soda.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 16: Sellers Hate Hoarders, not the Game, Golf Stance</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-14" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #491<br />
  Length: 19.7<br>
  Size: 28:40 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1731/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith<br>
That is your new name<br>
You're like silly putty<br>
Let me see your palm<br>
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it<br>
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?<br>
Nope<br>
Did I sleep on a floor for you?<br>
Mr B I am going to kick your ass<br>
I don't want to hit golf balls<br>
Then I win by default <br>
You are very competitive<br>
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls<br>
I thought it would be like a coffee machine<br>
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle<br>
The second of the idiots is now here<br>
They should put up a sign<br>
There was a sign I am sure<br>
Based on how you played it should be bright pink<br>
You are so full of crap<br>
I couldn't put my arms around you<br>
Resting in your schwetty palms<br>
A boy at the disco<br>
You missed the ball completely<br>
Then I got it dialed in<br>
I was the winner no doubt<br>
The driving range isn't on my to do list<br>
If you had one we would have been doing the next<br>
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet<br>
The divets on my head were too much<br>
I won't make you sleep on the floor<br>
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith<br>
This is my super bowl weekend<br>
Where is the sale this weekend?<br>
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once<br>
They have a consortium of sub divisions?<br>
Yes<br>
Betsy now reads the classifieds<br>
Leaving your boxes on the driveway<br>
Somebody is going to steal them<br>
UPS picked them up<br>
Are you sure?<br>
What are the rules?<br>
You show up first and the item is your's<br>
They might share a bag Gardetto's<br>
You have done this to her<br>
Bird Lady I am going to get you<br>
I am going to walk around with
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/silly putty">silly putty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/silly putty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/silly putty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classified ads">classified ads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classified ads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classified ads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sub division">sub division</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sub division"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sub division.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consortium">consortium</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consortium"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consortium.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-14" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #491<br />
  Length: 19.7<br>
  Size: 28:40 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1731/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith<br>
That is your new name<br>
You're like silly putty<br>
Let me see your palm<br>
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it<br>
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?<br>
Nope<br>
Did I sleep on a floor for you?<br>
Mr B I am going to kick your ass<br>
I don't want to hit golf balls<br>
Then I win by default <br>
You are very competitive<br>
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls<br>
I thought it would be like a coffee machine<br>
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle<br>
The second of the idiots is now here<br>
They should put up a sign<br>
There was a sign I am sure<br>
Based on how you played it should be bright pink<br>
You are so full of crap<br>
I couldn't put my arms around you<br>
Resting in your schwetty palms<br>
A boy at the disco<br>
You missed the ball completely<br>
Then I got it dialed in<br>
I was the winner no doubt<br>
The driving range isn't on my to do list<br>
If you had one we would have been doing the next<br>
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet<br>
The divets on my head were too much<br>
I won't make you sleep on the floor<br>
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith<br>
This is my super bowl weekend<br>
Where is the sale this weekend?<br>
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once<br>
They have a consortium of sub divisions?<br>
Yes<br>
Betsy now reads the classifieds<br>
Leaving your boxes on the driveway<br>
Somebody is going to steal them<br>
UPS picked them up<br>
Are you sure?<br>
What are the rules?<br>
You show up first and the item is your's<br>
They might share a bag Gardetto's<br>
You have done this to her<br>
Bird Lady I am going to get you<br>
I am going to walk around with
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/silly putty">silly putty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/silly putty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/silly putty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classified ads">classified ads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classified ads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classified ads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sub division">sub division</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sub division"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sub division.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consortium">consortium</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consortium"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consortium.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 07:20:58 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3
Show: #491
  Length: 19.7
  Size: 28:40 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy &quot;Classified Ads&quot;</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>silly putty, classified ads, sub division, consortium, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Billy Bob Thornton second encore</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1467/Billy-Bob-Thornton-second-encore_encore_indiefeed.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2327650987/" title="Billy Bob Thornton second encore"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2282/2327650987_47804657a0.jpg"   alt="Billy Bob Thornton second encore" border=0 /></a></p>

<p> good time here with @indiefeed</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/encore">encore</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/encore"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/encore.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/indiefeed">indiefeed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/indiefeed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/indiefeed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/second">second</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/second"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/second.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thornton">thornton</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/thornton"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/thornton.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bob">bob</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bob"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bob.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2327650987/" title="Billy Bob Thornton second encore"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2282/2327650987_47804657a0.jpg"   alt="Billy Bob Thornton second encore" border=0 /></a></p>

<p> good time here with @indiefeed</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/encore">encore</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/encore"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/encore.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/indiefeed">indiefeed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/indiefeed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/indiefeed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/second">second</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/second"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/second.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thornton">thornton</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/thornton"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/thornton.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bob">bob</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bob"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bob.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:15:47 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1467</guid>

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 good time here with @indiefeed</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>encore, indiefeed, second, thornton, bob</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 15: KGB Training, Easy Women, The Long Haul</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1349/Season-19-Ep-15:-KGB-Training-Easy-Women-The-Long-Haul_Homer-Simpson_Bar-Louie.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-11 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #461<br />
  Length: 33:28<br>
  Size: 22.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1349/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
Pick post any post<br>
Tell me what kind of man I am<br>
What kind of dirty man<br>
What kind of wife walks around slovenly<br>
You've fixed it<br>
You look like Theo on The Cosby Show<br>
The shirt is crazy<br>
Right and I love it<br>
My mom bought it from home shopping network<br>
It is designed for a pin<br>
It looks like a bank secretary<br>
When these comments come in<br>
Yeah, they come from new listeners<br>
Do you remember the Lincoln?<br>
Having to slide out of it shotgun style<br>
It was always falling apart<br>
Passing money out the door at McDonald's because window is broken<br>
There was a lot of tension in the house early on<br>
Years worth of tension<br>
But the shows got better<br>
Our lives got better<br>
I am surprised anyone listened<br>
I love you but my friend hates you guys<br>
You gotta work with me people<br>
We've gotten a lot better at telling stories<br>
We like to deliver a good show<br>
Hence, the word 'show'<br>
I don't sparkle when I move<br>
On that tip, we've been cranking out the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen</a><br>
Catch up now<br>
It's a show about topics<br>
Not nothingness<br>
Buy it used on eBay NIP<br>
My improv show this week<br>
This is your big shot<br>
A career option<br>
Some might call me gifted<br>
I don't know who those people are<br>
At a party with Betsy<br>
She shares this all the time, "yes, I skipped a grade"<br>
That is one of the first things people tell you<br>
Technically what we are doing here is illegal<br>
No money changed hands<br>
Thank for easy women<br>
I wouldn't have been married if it weren't for easy women<br>
You wouldn't have been born if it weren't for easy women<br>
There is a woman at the class who REALLY likes me<br>
She tried to undress me during a scene<br>
Does it make you feel good?<br>
So we got Bar Louie and now this woman<br>
What are you learning at improv?<br>
First rule is to be supportive<br>
Second is don't undress anybody<br>
Maybe it is you<br>
Are you sending the vibe?<br>
No, no, no, no, noooooooo<br>
She pulled my shirt up in front of a room of people<br>
Audience was like ewww<br>
Nobody wants to see my baby tummy<br>
It looks like I was attacked by a bear<br>
80 members?<br>
That is not a  home owner's association<br>
I respectfully decline to go down this road<br>
I battled with the Russian chick again<br>
Shopping with the kids is like having a wild raccoon duct taped to your back<br>
You get to see everyone's ankle bracelets<br>
She took my plates<br>
It's her KGB training<br>
You crossed the line and should have never done it
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Homer Simpson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Homer Simpson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bar Louie">Bar Louie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bar Louie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bar Louie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Russian women">Russian women</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Russian women"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Russian women.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wild raccoon">wild raccoon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wild raccoon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wild raccoon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-11 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1349/cks-2008-02-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #461<br />
  Length: 33:28<br>
  Size: 22.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1349/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
Pick post any post<br>
Tell me what kind of man I am<br>
What kind of dirty man<br>
What kind of wife walks around slovenly<br>
You've fixed it<br>
You look like Theo on The Cosby Show<br>
The shirt is crazy<br>
Right and I love it<br>
My mom bought it from home shopping network<br>
It is designed for a pin<br>
It looks like a bank secretary<br>
When these comments come in<br>
Yeah, they come from new listeners<br>
Do you remember the Lincoln?<br>
Having to slide out of it shotgun style<br>
It was always falling apart<br>
Passing money out the door at McDonald's because window is broken<br>
There was a lot of tension in the house early on<br>
Years worth of tension<br>
But the shows got better<br>
Our lives got better<br>
I am surprised anyone listened<br>
I love you but my friend hates you guys<br>
You gotta work with me people<br>
We've gotten a lot better at telling stories<br>
We like to deliver a good show<br>
Hence, the word 'show'<br>
I don't sparkle when I move<br>
On that tip, we've been cranking out the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen</a><br>
Catch up now<br>
It's a show about topics<br>
Not nothingness<br>
Buy it used on eBay NIP<br>
My improv show this week<br>
This is your big shot<br>
A career option<br>
Some might call me gifted<br>
I don't know who those people are<br>
At a party with Betsy<br>
She shares this all the time, "yes, I skipped a grade"<br>
That is one of the first things people tell you<br>
Technically what we are doing here is illegal<br>
No money changed hands<br>
Thank for easy women<br>
I wouldn't have been married if it weren't for easy women<br>
You wouldn't have been born if it weren't for easy women<br>
There is a woman at the class who REALLY likes me<br>
She tried to undress me during a scene<br>
Does it make you feel good?<br>
So we got Bar Louie and now this woman<br>
What are you learning at improv?<br>
First rule is to be supportive<br>
Second is don't undress anybody<br>
Maybe it is you<br>
Are you sending the vibe?<br>
No, no, no, no, noooooooo<br>
She pulled my shirt up in front of a room of people<br>
Audience was like ewww<br>
Nobody wants to see my baby tummy<br>
It looks like I was attacked by a bear<br>
80 members?<br>
That is not a  home owner's association<br>
I respectfully decline to go down this road<br>
I battled with the Russian chick again<br>
Shopping with the kids is like having a wild raccoon duct taped to your back<br>
You get to see everyone's ankle bracelets<br>
She took my plates<br>
It's her KGB training<br>
You crossed the line and should have never done it
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Homer Simpson">Homer Simpson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Homer Simpson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Homer Simpson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bar Louie">Bar Louie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bar Louie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bar Louie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Russian women">Russian women</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Russian women"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Russian women.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wild raccoon">wild raccoon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wild raccoon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wild raccoon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>Homer Simpson, Bar Louie, Russian women, Resale Queen, wild raccoon</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Resale Queen Podcast Episode 3</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1336/Resale-Queen-Podcast-Episode-3_astronaut_reslae-queen.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/show/426/rsq-2008-02-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" align=" absmiddle=" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/show/426/rsq-2008-02-02.mp3">Resale Queen - 2008-02-02.mp3</a><br>Show: #003<br>Length: 23:17<br>Size: 16.0mb<br>Format: mp3<p><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/sep-2008-02-02.jpg" border="0"></p><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">This Week's Show: Dumpster Diving Checklilst.<br></span><br>Suburban dumpster diving<br>Location, location, location<br>Know the front end - don't want any surprises<br>Get to know routine<br>Scout for employees/cops/palette pickers<br>Leave a car running and ready with door open<br>Get your stuff and go<br>Get greedy get hurt<br>Picking from neighborhoods<br>Never look the home owner in the eye<br>How does it change for urban and rural environments?<br>You have to knock on the dumspter first to get out racoons and feral cats<br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Next week: Next week we talk eBay Feedback and Fees.</span><br><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br>Links: </span>Dawn Shumate sent these great dumpster diving resources. Thanks Dawn!!<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span><br><a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/Dumpster_Diving">http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/Dumpster_Diving</a> <br><a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/">http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/Secondhand_Shopping</a> <br> <br>There is a specific dumpster diving group whose goal is to make a map of dumpsters in the Chicago area called garbage liberation. <br><a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/garbageliberation/">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/garbageliberation/</a> <br><br>Most of you will know us from our podcast <a href="http://www.croncast.com/">Croncast</a> (every M-W-F)<br><br><a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/astronaut">astronaut</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/astronaut"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/astronaut.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/reslae queen">reslae queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reslae queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/reslae queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay">eBay</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dumpster diving">dumpster diving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dumpster diving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dumpster diving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bubble wrap">bubble wrap</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bubble wrap"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bubble wrap.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/show/426/rsq-2008-02-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" align=" absmiddle=" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/show/426/rsq-2008-02-02.mp3">Resale Queen - 2008-02-02.mp3</a><br>Show: #003<br>Length: 23:17<br>Size: 16.0mb<br>Format: mp3<p><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/sep-2008-02-02.jpg" border="0"></p><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">This Week's Show: Dumpster Diving Checklilst.<br></span><br>Suburban dumpster diving<br>Location, location, location<br>Know the front end - don't want any surprises<br>Get to know routine<br>Scout for employees/cops/palette pickers<br>Leave a car running and ready with door open<br>Get your stuff and go<br>Get greedy get hurt<br>Picking from neighborhoods<br>Never look the home owner in the eye<br>How does it change for urban and rural environments?<br>You have to knock on the dumspter first to get out racoons and feral cats<br><br><span style="font-weight: bold;">Next week: Next week we talk eBay Feedback and Fees.</span><br><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br>Links: </span>Dawn Shumate sent these great dumpster diving resources. Thanks Dawn!!<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br></span><br><a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/Dumpster_Diving">http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/Dumpster_Diving</a> <br><a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/">http://dir.groups.yahoo.com/dir/Hobbies___Crafts/Hobbies/Secondhand_Shopping</a> <br> <br>There is a specific dumpster diving group whose goal is to make a map of dumpsters in the Chicago area called garbage liberation. <br><a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/garbageliberation/">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/garbageliberation/</a> <br><br>Most of you will know us from our podcast <a href="http://www.croncast.com/">Croncast</a> (every M-W-F)<br><br><a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/astronaut">astronaut</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/astronaut"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/astronaut.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/reslae queen">reslae queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reslae queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/reslae queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay">eBay</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dumpster diving">dumpster diving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dumpster diving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dumpster diving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bubble wrap">bubble wrap</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bubble wrap"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bubble wrap.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>astronaut, reslae queen, eBay, dumpster diving, bubble wrap</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>TechCrunch40 in 60 seconds - a belated tale</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1333/TechCrunch40-in-60-seconds---a-belated-tale_Purell_Parable-20.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Remember <a href=http://www.techcrunch40.com">TechCrunch40</a> from a few months back? I do. 
<br><br>Some of you have lived it through my eyes as I recounted the story on the show and others of you at parties. This 60 seconds I will never relive again but I knew it was magical moment. Consider it Parable 2.0.
<br><br>
Scene: I am in the lower level bathroom of the Palace Hotel brushing my teeth. It is silent for twenty seconds. Silence is broken by a guy leaving a stall. I have no idea he was in there. I see his badge in the mirror, Demo Pit badge. He walks right out. Didn't wash his hands. Note to self - wtf, that is gross he is going to be shaking hands all day. I'll live.
<br><br>
Ten seconds later another stall door opens and out walks another guy with a Demo Pit badge. He walks up to the mirror. Begins running fingers through hair. Finishes and walks out of the bathroom. Doesn't wash his hands. I am completely grossed out.
<br><br>
I am finishing up brushing my teeth. Ten seconds later in walks a VC (one that we all know) and he comes over to the sink. He makes small talk while washing his hands. Walks away to use facilities.
<br><br>
Twenty seconds after my thoughts are complete. The lesson that has been taught to me is clear:
<br><br>
A Demo Pit guy will rub his hands in his butt and shake your hand, but a VC will wash his hands before he touches his junk.

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Purell">Purell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Purell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Purell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Parable 2.0">Parable 2.0</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Parable 2.0"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Parable 2.0.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Demo Pit">Demo Pit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Demo Pit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Demo Pit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TechCrunch40">TechCrunch40</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TechCrunch40"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TechCrunch40.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Remember <a href=http://www.techcrunch40.com">TechCrunch40</a> from a few months back? I do. 
<br><br>Some of you have lived it through my eyes as I recounted the story on the show and others of you at parties. This 60 seconds I will never relive again but I knew it was magical moment. Consider it Parable 2.0.
<br><br>
Scene: I am in the lower level bathroom of the Palace Hotel brushing my teeth. It is silent for twenty seconds. Silence is broken by a guy leaving a stall. I have no idea he was in there. I see his badge in the mirror, Demo Pit badge. He walks right out. Didn't wash his hands. Note to self - wtf, that is gross he is going to be shaking hands all day. I'll live.
<br><br>
Ten seconds later another stall door opens and out walks another guy with a Demo Pit badge. He walks up to the mirror. Begins running fingers through hair. Finishes and walks out of the bathroom. Doesn't wash his hands. I am completely grossed out.
<br><br>
I am finishing up brushing my teeth. Ten seconds later in walks a VC (one that we all know) and he comes over to the sink. He makes small talk while washing his hands. Walks away to use facilities.
<br><br>
Twenty seconds after my thoughts are complete. The lesson that has been taught to me is clear:
<br><br>
A Demo Pit guy will rub his hands in his butt and shake your hand, but a VC will wash his hands before he touches his junk.

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Purell">Purell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Purell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Purell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Parable 2.0">Parable 2.0</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Parable 2.0"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Parable 2.0.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Demo Pit">Demo Pit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Demo Pit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Demo Pit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TechCrunch40">TechCrunch40</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TechCrunch40"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TechCrunch40.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:33:28 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1333</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Remember </itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Purell, Parable 2.0, Demo Pit, TechCrunch40, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Apple Affiliate Program, Giving It Another Shot</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1321/Apple-Affiliate-Program-Giving-It-Another-Shot_MacBook-Air_iLife-08.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I have no clue why I am giving the Apple Affiliate Program another shot. When you look at the numbers you will think I am crazy for trying again. I just can't get passed the fact that they sell a ton of iPods, MacBooks and now the MacBook Air and that we could possibly  make a couple bucks from it. <br><br>
Last year we were paid $0.00 by Apple after running a pretty aggressive campaign on Croncast and Resale Queen and in our RSS feeds. There is no way that in hades that not one single individual didn't buy the item they clicked on from the online Apple store in the 3 month span we ran the ads. It is illogical to look at the numbers (first table) and think that not one items was purchased from the online store within the cookie expiration period. 
<br><br>
<table width="500" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#efefef">
  <tr>
    <th width="247"> <p>Advertiser</p></th>
    <th width="91"> <p>Commissions</p></th>
    <th width="92"> <p>S_Amount</p></th>
    <th width="41"> <p>Items</p></th>
    <th width="39"> <p>Sales</p></th>
    <th width="44"> <p>Leads</p></th>
    <th width="51"> <p>Clicks</p></th>
    <th width="43"> <p>Imps</p></th>
    <th width="151"> <p>CTR</p></th>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>eBay</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>47</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>598</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>84</p></td>
    <td width="51"><p>351,500</p></td>
    <td width="43"><p>59,514</p></td>
    <td width="151"><p>590.61</p></td>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>Apple Store US & Apple Store Canada</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="51"><p>218</p></td>
    <td width="43"><p>31,192</p></td>
    <td width="151"><p>0.69</p></td>
  </tr>
</table>
<br />
<br />
Here's where we are in the last 4 days since I started running a couple ads in Betsy's Resale Queen feeds: blog posts and her podcast feed. The ads are for iLife '08 and the new MacBook Air. They are placed after the post item content and before the post tags.<br><br>
<table width="500" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#efefef">
  <tr>
    <th width="247"> <p>Advertiser</p></th>
    <th width="91"> <p>Commissions</p></th>
    <th width="92"> <p>S_Amount</p></th>
    <th width="41"> <p>Items</p></th>
    <th width="39"> <p>Sales</p></th>
    <th width="44"> <p>Leads</p></th>
    <th width="45"> <p>Clicks</p></th>
    <th width="36"> <p>Imps</p></th>
    <th width="143"> <p>CTR</p></th>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>eBay</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>3</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>105</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>6</p></td>
    <td width="45"><p>26,354</p></td>
    <td width="36"><p>4,949</p></td>
    <td width="143"><p>532.51</p></td>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>Apple Store US & Apple Store Canada</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="45"><p>57</p></td>
    <td width="36"><p>82</p></td>
    <td width="143"><p>69.51</p></td>
  </tr>
</table>
<p> </p>
<p>The clicks and impressions both are higher than I would have expected but maybe I did better targeting of the audience this time around. I doubt it. I think I was dead on during October, November and December to run iPod ads for shuffle, nano and video iPods.</p><p>I did contact the Apple Affiliate program through CJ during the second month to ask what the issue might be and never received a response. <br><br>For some reason I feel a need to go through with this again and hope that we can get our payout on a purchase from a lead that we created. I'll let you know how this goes.<br><br>Anyone else have experience with the Apple Affiliate Program?<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MacBook Air">MacBook Air</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MacBook Air"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MacBook Air.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iLife 08">iLife 08</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iLife 08"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iLife 08.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Apple Affiliate Program">Apple Affiliate Program</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Apple Affiliate Program"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Apple Affiliate Program.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Commission Junction">Commission Junction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Commission Junction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Commission Junction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay affiliate">eBay affiliate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay affiliate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay affiliate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I have no clue why I am giving the Apple Affiliate Program another shot. When you look at the numbers you will think I am crazy for trying again. I just can't get passed the fact that they sell a ton of iPods, MacBooks and now the MacBook Air and that we could possibly  make a couple bucks from it. <br><br>
Last year we were paid $0.00 by Apple after running a pretty aggressive campaign on Croncast and Resale Queen and in our RSS feeds. There is no way that in hades that not one single individual didn't buy the item they clicked on from the online Apple store in the 3 month span we ran the ads. It is illogical to look at the numbers (first table) and think that not one items was purchased from the online store within the cookie expiration period. 
<br><br>
<table width="500" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#efefef">
  <tr>
    <th width="247"> <p>Advertiser</p></th>
    <th width="91"> <p>Commissions</p></th>
    <th width="92"> <p>S_Amount</p></th>
    <th width="41"> <p>Items</p></th>
    <th width="39"> <p>Sales</p></th>
    <th width="44"> <p>Leads</p></th>
    <th width="51"> <p>Clicks</p></th>
    <th width="43"> <p>Imps</p></th>
    <th width="151"> <p>CTR</p></th>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>eBay</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>47</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>598</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>84</p></td>
    <td width="51"><p>351,500</p></td>
    <td width="43"><p>59,514</p></td>
    <td width="151"><p>590.61</p></td>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>Apple Store US & Apple Store Canada</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="51"><p>218</p></td>
    <td width="43"><p>31,192</p></td>
    <td width="151"><p>0.69</p></td>
  </tr>
</table>
<br />
<br />
Here's where we are in the last 4 days since I started running a couple ads in Betsy's Resale Queen feeds: blog posts and her podcast feed. The ads are for iLife '08 and the new MacBook Air. They are placed after the post item content and before the post tags.<br><br>
<table width="500" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" bgcolor="#efefef">
  <tr>
    <th width="247"> <p>Advertiser</p></th>
    <th width="91"> <p>Commissions</p></th>
    <th width="92"> <p>S_Amount</p></th>
    <th width="41"> <p>Items</p></th>
    <th width="39"> <p>Sales</p></th>
    <th width="44"> <p>Leads</p></th>
    <th width="45"> <p>Clicks</p></th>
    <th width="36"> <p>Imps</p></th>
    <th width="143"> <p>CTR</p></th>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>eBay</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ XX</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>3</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>105</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>6</p></td>
    <td width="45"><p>26,354</p></td>
    <td width="36"><p>4,949</p></td>
    <td width="143"><p>532.51</p></td>
  </tr>
  <tr>
    <td width="247"><p>Apple Store US & Apple Store Canada</p></td>
    <td width="91"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="92"><p>$ 0.00</p></td>
    <td width="41"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="39"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="44"><p>0</p></td>
    <td width="45"><p>57</p></td>
    <td width="36"><p>82</p></td>
    <td width="143"><p>69.51</p></td>
  </tr>
</table>
<p> </p>
<p>The clicks and impressions both are higher than I would have expected but maybe I did better targeting of the audience this time around. I doubt it. I think I was dead on during October, November and December to run iPod ads for shuffle, nano and video iPods.</p><p>I did contact the Apple Affiliate program through CJ during the second month to ask what the issue might be and never received a response. <br><br>For some reason I feel a need to go through with this again and hope that we can get our payout on a purchase from a lead that we created. I'll let you know how this goes.<br><br>Anyone else have experience with the Apple Affiliate Program?<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MacBook Air">MacBook Air</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MacBook Air"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MacBook Air.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iLife 08">iLife 08</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iLife 08"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iLife 08.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Apple Affiliate Program">Apple Affiliate Program</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Apple Affiliate Program"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Apple Affiliate Program.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Commission Junction">Commission Junction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Commission Junction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Commission Junction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay affiliate">eBay affiliate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay affiliate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay affiliate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:47:16 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1321</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>I have no clue why I am giving the Apple Affiliate Program another shot. When you look at the numbers you will think I am crazy for trying again. I just can&#039;t get passed the fact that they sell a ton of iPods, MacBooks and now the MacBook Air and that we could possibly  make a couple bucks from it. 
Last year we were paid $0.00 by Apple after</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>MacBook Air, iLife 08, Apple Affiliate Program, Commission Junction, eBay affiliate</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Make better RSS feeds by not making them</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1318/Make-better-RSS-feeds-by-not-making-them_RSS_CNET.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 
<br><br>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 
<br><br>
The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own. 
<br><br>
Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.
<br><br>
Example 1: How not to do it make good RSS.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-1.jpg">
<br><br>
Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to <a href="http://www.cnet.com/4520-6022_1-5115040-1.html">100 plus predefined RSS feeds</a>? Simply, no.
<br><br>
Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this. 
<br><br>
Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?
<br><br>
Example 2: How to do RSS right.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-2.jpg">
<br><br>
What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-3.jpg">
<br><br>
What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.<br><br>
Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.<br><br>
When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory. 
<br><br>
The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.
<br><br>
We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CNET">CNET</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CNET"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CNET.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/readers">readers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/readers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/readers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consumers">consumers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consumers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consumers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interaction">interaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 
<br><br>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 
<br><br>
The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own. 
<br><br>
Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.
<br><br>
Example 1: How not to do it make good RSS.
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<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-1.jpg">
<br><br>
Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to <a href="http://www.cnet.com/4520-6022_1-5115040-1.html">100 plus predefined RSS feeds</a>? Simply, no.
<br><br>
Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this. 
<br><br>
Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?
<br><br>
Example 2: How to do RSS right.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-2.jpg">
<br><br>
What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-3.jpg">
<br><br>
What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.<br><br>
Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.<br><br>
When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory. 
<br><br>
The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.
<br><br>
We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CNET">CNET</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CNET"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CNET.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/readers">readers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/readers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/readers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consumers">consumers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consumers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consumers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interaction">interaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:00:20 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1318</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 

Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 

The solution isn&#039;t to create more feeds. The best solution is for</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS, CNET, readers, consumers, interaction</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Probe: The Number 1 Preferred Board Game of Proctologists</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1262/Probe:-The-Number-1-Preferred-Board-Game-of-Proctologists_game_hand.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2146797701/" title="Probe: The Number 1 Prefered Board Game of Proctologists"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2282/2146797701_d772d92060.jpg"  height="192" alt="Probe: The Number 1 Prefered Board Game of Proctologists" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>This award winning, uncomfortable 'game' as it's called,  was waiting at one of Betsy's resale shops.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I'm not sure that buying a second hand game for probing is a good idea but could be fun on a blind date in Arkansas.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/game">game</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/game"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/game.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hand">hand</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hand"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hand.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/second">second</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/second"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/second.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/buying">buying</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/buying"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/buying.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sure">sure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2146797701/" title="Probe: The Number 1 Prefered Board Game of Proctologists"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2282/2146797701_d772d92060.jpg"  height="192" alt="Probe: The Number 1 Prefered Board Game of Proctologists" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>This award winning, uncomfortable 'game' as it's called,  was waiting at one of Betsy's resale shops.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I'm not sure that buying a second hand game for probing is a good idea but could be fun on a blind date in Arkansas.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/game">game</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/game"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/game.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hand">hand</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hand"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hand.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/second">second</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/second"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/second.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/buying">buying</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/buying"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/buying.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sure">sure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 18:17:25 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1262</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

This award winning, uncomfortable &#039;game&#039; as it&#039;s called,  was waiting at one of Betsy&#039;s resale shops.

I&#039;m not sure that buying a second hand game for probing is a good idea but could be fun on a blind date in Arkansas.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>game, hand, second, buying, sure</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>For Sale: Yellow Tools Candy VSTi and Spectrasonics TRILOGY</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1243/For-Sale:-Yellow-Tools-Candy-VSTi-and-Spectrasonics-TRILOGY_VSTi_Yellow-Tools-Candy.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I was hunting for a mysterious odor in the manpit today when Betsy sent me into the storage area and I found two great pieces of software that I forgot to reinstall after my computer crashed six months ago. Of course, I didn't locate the odor but that's good it didn't come from storage. I blame the dog.<br><br>Since I didn't really miss either program I thought that somebody else might have better use for them making music for the masses.<br><br>The first is <a href="http://turo.us/6BPMN">Yellow Tools Candy</a> is an unbelievably awesome saxophone virtual instrument. It is the only one that I have ever used that sounded like the real thing. The bonus with this software are the baritone saxes, not other sax synth has them.<br><br>Now that I am writing this I am starting to regret letting them go. Oh well, maybe I can make enough money to get a real goatee trim!<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189089232_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $319.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:41:43 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $329.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189089232%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table> <br>The second is <a href="http://turo.us/6yYFn">Spectrasonics TRILOGY Total Bass Module Software</a>. The name says pretty much everything but should have 'upright' in the title. This is the best sounding upright virtual instrument out; real samples, velocity, playing styles and a wide array of instruments.<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189091318_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $234.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:51:57 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $239.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189091318%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VSTi">VSTi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VSTi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VSTi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Yellow Tools Candy">Yellow Tools Candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Yellow Tools Candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Yellow Tools Candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Authorization Key">Authorization Key</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Authorization Key"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Authorization Key.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Spectrasonics TRILOGY">Spectrasonics TRILOGY</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Spectrasonics TRILOGY"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Spectrasonics TRILOGY.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Total Bass Module Software">Total Bass Module Software</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Total Bass Module Software"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Total Bass Module Software.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I was hunting for a mysterious odor in the manpit today when Betsy sent me into the storage area and I found two great pieces of software that I forgot to reinstall after my computer crashed six months ago. Of course, I didn't locate the odor but that's good it didn't come from storage. I blame the dog.<br><br>Since I didn't really miss either program I thought that somebody else might have better use for them making music for the masses.<br><br>The first is <a href="http://turo.us/6BPMN">Yellow Tools Candy</a> is an unbelievably awesome saxophone virtual instrument. It is the only one that I have ever used that sounded like the real thing. The bonus with this software are the baritone saxes, not other sax synth has them.<br><br>Now that I am writing this I am starting to regret letting them go. Oh well, maybe I can make enough money to get a real goatee trim!<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189089232_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $319.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:41:43 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $329.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189089232%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table> <br>The second is <a href="http://turo.us/6yYFn">Spectrasonics TRILOGY Total Bass Module Software</a>. The name says pretty much everything but should have 'upright' in the title. This is the best sounding upright virtual instrument out; real samples, velocity, playing styles and a wide array of instruments.<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189091318_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $234.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:51:57 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $239.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189091318%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VSTi">VSTi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VSTi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VSTi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Yellow Tools Candy">Yellow Tools Candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Yellow Tools Candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Yellow Tools Candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Authorization Key">Authorization Key</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Authorization Key"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Authorization Key.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Spectrasonics TRILOGY">Spectrasonics TRILOGY</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Spectrasonics TRILOGY"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Spectrasonics TRILOGY.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Total Bass Module Software">Total Bass Module Software</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Total Bass Module Software"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Total Bass Module Software.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:16:39 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1243</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>I was hunting for a mysterious odor in the manpit today when Betsy sent me into the storage area and I found two great pieces of software that I forgot to reinstall after my computer crashed six months ago. Of course, I didn&#039;t locate the odor but that&#039;s good it didn&#039;t come from storage. I blame the dog.Since I didn&#039;t really miss</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>VSTi, Yellow Tools Candy, Authorization Key, Spectrasonics TRILOGY, Total Bass Module Software</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Why use the .rss extension?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1239/Why-use-the-rss-extension_RSS_RSS-icon.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Why not? Last night I put up a post about how to add the .rss extension to RSS feeds instead of having other extensions. I resurrected my full post after <a href="http://www.tinyscreenfuls.com/">Josh</a> followed up with this comment:<blockquote>
Serious question - why? What benefit (besides looking cool) do you get from this, when there's no standard extension for feeds (.xml, .rdf, .atom, etc.) and lots of FeedBurner feeds with no extension at all?<br><br>
Still a cool hack, though, Kris. :-) 
</blockquote>
My theory for doing this revolves around user acceptance of RSS and that the message we give as publishers (see; nerds) about RSS being so awesome isn't a very coherent one. We need a better message and a shiny new package. To me, .rss explains exactly what I am going to get when I use it. Simple.
<br><br>
Packaging feed formats of all types under the extension is a way for users to know exactly what they are getting - syndicated content, a.k.a., "your stuff". There is no need for all the baffling mumbojumbo we throw at site visitors about what RSS is or how it works. I contend they don't care that, "RSS (Really Simple Syndication) is an XML-based format for sharing and distributing Web content" (via CNN). Blah.
<br><br>
Check this Wired explanation for further mumbojumbo:<blockquote>Based on the XML data format, RSS is the simplest way to add Wired News headlines to your site.</blockquote>Even the part of the sentence after the comma from Wired is confusing, "add Wired News headlines to your site." What if I just want to read it and not put it into my site? For most people, would they know how to put those headlines in their site? Do they have sites?
<br><br>
What I am trying to say is that we need to get our act together and stop being nerds about syndication formats. The nice orange RSS icon is ubiqitous and is used to link to .xml, .rdf, .atom and the like without the end user needing to know what they are. Our messaging should be as simple as the RSS icon and I think the .rss extension helps to clarify what is being delivered. 
<br><br>
Think about how easy it is to describe what a telephone is and how to use it. Did you for a second even think about the technology that makes your phone work? Nope. Pick it up, dial and talk. Simple.
<br><br>
The orange RSS icon is the syndication telephone and .rss is the keypad. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS icon">RSS icon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS icon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS icon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/.rss extension">.rss extension</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/.rss extension"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/.rss extension.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Why not? Last night I put up a post about how to add the .rss extension to RSS feeds instead of having other extensions. I resurrected my full post after <a href="http://www.tinyscreenfuls.com/">Josh</a> followed up with this comment:<blockquote>
Serious question - why? What benefit (besides looking cool) do you get from this, when there's no standard extension for feeds (.xml, .rdf, .atom, etc.) and lots of FeedBurner feeds with no extension at all?<br><br>
Still a cool hack, though, Kris. :-) 
</blockquote>
My theory for doing this revolves around user acceptance of RSS and that the message we give as publishers (see; nerds) about RSS being so awesome isn't a very coherent one. We need a better message and a shiny new package. To me, .rss explains exactly what I am going to get when I use it. Simple.
<br><br>
Packaging feed formats of all types under the extension is a way for users to know exactly what they are getting - syndicated content, a.k.a., "your stuff". There is no need for all the baffling mumbojumbo we throw at site visitors about what RSS is or how it works. I contend they don't care that, "RSS (Really Simple Syndication) is an XML-based format for sharing and distributing Web content" (via CNN). Blah.
<br><br>
Check this Wired explanation for further mumbojumbo:<blockquote>Based on the XML data format, RSS is the simplest way to add Wired News headlines to your site.</blockquote>Even the part of the sentence after the comma from Wired is confusing, "add Wired News headlines to your site." What if I just want to read it and not put it into my site? For most people, would they know how to put those headlines in their site? Do they have sites?
<br><br>
What I am trying to say is that we need to get our act together and stop being nerds about syndication formats. The nice orange RSS icon is ubiqitous and is used to link to .xml, .rdf, .atom and the like without the end user needing to know what they are. Our messaging should be as simple as the RSS icon and I think the .rss extension helps to clarify what is being delivered. 
<br><br>
Think about how easy it is to describe what a telephone is and how to use it. Did you for a second even think about the technology that makes your phone work? Nope. Pick it up, dial and talk. Simple.
<br><br>
The orange RSS icon is the syndication telephone and .rss is the keypad. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS icon">RSS icon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS icon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS icon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/.rss extension">.rss extension</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/.rss extension"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/.rss extension.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:30:56 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1239</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Why not? Last night I put up a post about how to add the .rss extension to RSS feeds instead of having other extensions. I resurrected my full post after Josh followed up with this comment:
Serious question - why? What benefit (besides looking cool) do you get from this, when there&#039;s no standard extension for feeds (.xml, .rdf, .atom, etc.)</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS, RSS icon, .rss extension, , </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Think differently about RSS and its uses</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1210/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_live-photo-blogging_RSS-as-API.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:39:03 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1210</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 19, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1170/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-19-2007_made-in-china_Naperville.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1170/cks-2007-11-19.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-19 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1170/cks-2007-11-19.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-19.mp3</a><br>
Show: #435<br />
  Length: 34:52<br>
  Size: 23.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1170/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-19.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Baby, I been 33 for a week and realized something<br>
You are beautiful<br>
You've go a style all your own<br>
Did senility set in?<br>
You've got the reverse mullet<br>
I need to get this woman a PBR<br>
You got the part up front and business in the back<br>
A very serious paradigm shift<br>
So sorry for you sucka<br>
You gots to see the business coming<br>
You have requested I sell everything I own<br>
Mine, my stuff<br>
I bring up your rings<br>
What did you tell me, Betsy?<br>
Yeah, whatever<br>
You can get your second wife bigger rocks than these<br>
Diamond guns<br>
I'll have diamonds falling out of my shirt sleeves<br>
And now after taxes we can live off of it for a month<br>
Spending money breathing<br>
Garrick said, "It's expensive to wake up in the morning."<br>
Paying to get through the day<br>
Gotta get paid while you sleep<br>
People do buy it now while I am snoring away<br>
We bought ourselves a little time<br>
Thanks to Chris Brogan, Rob Shore, John C Havens and others for leads<br>
Head over to Croncast.com and check my resume<br>
Oh, what are you doing?<br>
Big stress doesn't lend itself to thinking about the holidays<br>
His TV is buying a doll and a fruit tray<br>
I'm queen of the wives<br>
Speaking of this<br>
Evan and I got into trouble with this last week<br>
"what do you wives do?"<br>
We said "Naperville" the wives don't work<br>
I could be making $10 slanging slurpees<br>
And you would still be at home<br>
We could get a Jaguar gift certificate<br>
Maybe the Volvo should disappear?<br>
I called ChildServ to see if I can get on schedule<br>
Back to my story<br>
I was Christmas shopping<br>
I am not going buy anything Made in China<br>
Especially not a doll<br>
What?<br>
Have you gone all blue collar?<br>
They'll poison your toothpaste and feed you Aqua Dots<br>
I don't get this<br>
I buy retail once a year<br>
It's ok if it is gifted to Goodwill and you get it?<br>
Hell yes<br>
Even American Girl Dolls are made in China<br>
So I am working this doll tip<br>
You can't find any dolls that are not made in China<br>
Betsy is out to change the world<br>
She has always been fascinated with China<br>
Chinese history books are all over the house<br>
I grill Betsy on it as she avoids<br>
This isn't about improv<br>
I think the Cultural Revolution were interesting<br>
I am trying to make this easy for you to understand<br>
Olympic questions next<br>
It'll be fine as long as no one gets pregnant<br>
Dexter on Showtime has been great this season<br>
WGA strike<br>
Screw the studios . . . these writers should get on with it online<br>
Thanks to CaptRespect and MacGeek for support!!
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/made in china">made in china</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/made in china"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/made in china.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CaptRespect">CaptRespect</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CaptRespect"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CaptRespect.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MacGeek">MacGeek</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MacGeek"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MacGeek.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/WGA strike">WGA strike</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/WGA strike"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/WGA strike.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1170/cks-2007-11-19.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-19 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1170/cks-2007-11-19.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-19.mp3</a><br>
Show: #435<br />
  Length: 34:52<br>
  Size: 23.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1170/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-19.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Baby, I been 33 for a week and realized something<br>
You are beautiful<br>
You've go a style all your own<br>
Did senility set in?<br>
You've got the reverse mullet<br>
I need to get this woman a PBR<br>
You got the part up front and business in the back<br>
A very serious paradigm shift<br>
So sorry for you sucka<br>
You gots to see the business coming<br>
You have requested I sell everything I own<br>
Mine, my stuff<br>
I bring up your rings<br>
What did you tell me, Betsy?<br>
Yeah, whatever<br>
You can get your second wife bigger rocks than these<br>
Diamond guns<br>
I'll have diamonds falling out of my shirt sleeves<br>
And now after taxes we can live off of it for a month<br>
Spending money breathing<br>
Garrick said, "It's expensive to wake up in the morning."<br>
Paying to get through the day<br>
Gotta get paid while you sleep<br>
People do buy it now while I am snoring away<br>
We bought ourselves a little time<br>
Thanks to Chris Brogan, Rob Shore, John C Havens and others for leads<br>
Head over to Croncast.com and check my resume<br>
Oh, what are you doing?<br>
Big stress doesn't lend itself to thinking about the holidays<br>
His TV is buying a doll and a fruit tray<br>
I'm queen of the wives<br>
Speaking of this<br>
Evan and I got into trouble with this last week<br>
"what do you wives do?"<br>
We said "Naperville" the wives don't work<br>
I could be making $10 slanging slurpees<br>
And you would still be at home<br>
We could get a Jaguar gift certificate<br>
Maybe the Volvo should disappear?<br>
I called ChildServ to see if I can get on schedule<br>
Back to my story<br>
I was Christmas shopping<br>
I am not going buy anything Made in China<br>
Especially not a doll<br>
What?<br>
Have you gone all blue collar?<br>
They'll poison your toothpaste and feed you Aqua Dots<br>
I don't get this<br>
I buy retail once a year<br>
It's ok if it is gifted to Goodwill and you get it?<br>
Hell yes<br>
Even American Girl Dolls are made in China<br>
So I am working this doll tip<br>
You can't find any dolls that are not made in China<br>
Betsy is out to change the world<br>
She has always been fascinated with China<br>
Chinese history books are all over the house<br>
I grill Betsy on it as she avoids<br>
This isn't about improv<br>
I think the Cultural Revolution were interesting<br>
I am trying to make this easy for you to understand<br>
Olympic questions next<br>
It'll be fine as long as no one gets pregnant<br>
Dexter on Showtime has been great this season<br>
WGA strike<br>
Screw the studios . . . these writers should get on with it online<br>
Thanks to CaptRespect and MacGeek for support!!
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 09:46:14 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>34:25</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>made in china, Naperville, Goodwill, CaptRespect, MacGeek</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>barber shop framing dos</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1168/barber-shop-framing-dos_favorite_framing.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2043805053/" title="barber shop framing dos"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/2043805053_ff937650d2.jpg"   alt="barber shop framing dos" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this is my second favorite shot from the trip elliot and i took to downtown naperville today.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the red, white and blue doesn't come off as patriotic.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
my favorite framing of this logo by far.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/favorite">favorite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/favorite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/favorite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/framing">framing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/framing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/framing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blue">blue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/white">white</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/white"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/white.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/red">red</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/red"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/red.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2043805053/" title="barber shop framing dos"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/2043805053_ff937650d2.jpg"   alt="barber shop framing dos" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this is my second favorite shot from the trip elliot and i took to downtown naperville today.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the red, white and blue doesn't come off as patriotic.<br border=0 />
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my favorite framing of this logo by far.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/favorite">favorite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/favorite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/favorite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/framing">framing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/framing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/framing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blue">blue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/white">white</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/white"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/white.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/red">red</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/red"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/red.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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this is my second favorite shot from the trip elliot and i took to downtown naperville today.

the red, white and blue doesn&#039;t come off as patriotic.

my favorite framing of this logo by far.</itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[Betsy told me I was crazy after seeing these one time on TV and saying, "Baby, that shit just ain't natural."<br><br>Our kids have been begging for them since they came out. Even with fast forward on DVR, two seconds of onscreen time was enough for them to ask again.<br><br>Well, it <a href="http://money.cnn.com/2007/11/07/news/international/toys_drug.ap/index.htm?cnn=yes">turns out I'm not crazy</a> they turn into a drug when ingested.<br><br>Is there any doubt left that there needs to be more stringent testing of toys in this country? I thinks so and <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins/archives/2007/08/14/safer-toys.php">so does Rick</a>.<br><br>I think the ones that come from China and through some sort of hocus pocus chemically bond when water is added tight enough for a bullet proof material shaped like your favorite pet would be a good start. <br><br>Just a thought.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aqua dots">Aqua dots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aqua dots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aqua dots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/recall">recall</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/recall"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/recall.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chinese toys">Chinese toys</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.