shake | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for shake. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for shake. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for shake. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg shake | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for shake. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove No Shake Hand, Bum Chic, Podiatrist To The Stars http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5439/No-Shake-Hand-Bum-Chic-Podiatrist-To-The-Stars_croncast_funniest-podcast.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

not sure why, but this episode has an echo filter applied to it
wake up to pass out coughing
hit up the doc
waiting out the disease
to make sure it's not all in my head
lowering expectation by appearance
i say to the greeter
reflexively went for you wallet
doubles over laughing
i know who you're talking about
you look frightening
his beard's now a creature
can't see it
sad, you are on the wrong planet
it is my neck dickie
all the bum chic

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Tags: croncast funniest podcast audio book best comedy podcast ]]>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

not sure why, but this episode has an echo filter applied to it
wake up to pass out coughing
hit up the doc
waiting out the disease
to make sure it's not all in my head
lowering expectation by appearance
i say to the greeter
reflexively went for you wallet
doubles over laughing
i know who you're talking about
you look frightening
his beard's now a creature
can't see it
sad, you are on the wrong planet
it is my neck dickie
all the bum chic

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Tags: croncast funniest podcast audio book best comedy podcast ]]> Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:21:07 -0600 32:28 tag:croncast.com,5439 Episode: #773 | Length:32:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! not sure why, but this episode has an echo filter applied to it wake up to pass out coughing hit up the doc waiting out the disease to make sure it's not all in my head lowering expectation by appearance i say to the no croncast, funniest podcast, audio book, best comedy podcast, Large Ear Holes, My Norse Blood, Pantera Roadie http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4351/Large-Ear-Holes-My-Norse-Blood-Pantera-Roadie_ear-holes_pantera-roadie.php Length: 33:24
Format: mp3

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So, yes, no uhaul
My Norse is strong this time of year
Mead-a-holic genes back in the day
Canadian hatred
Not really
You are from 3 inbred Germans in a trailer
The time isn't right to talk about it
Don't want the Bear to cry
Universal attraction
Sport coat and jean days, I've had them
Of course I couldn't do nipple rings
My jiggly moobs couldn't work
Green jello is jealous of the way my moobs shake
Bleeding edge of the piercing movement
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Tags: ear holes pantera roadie norse blood ringer t universal attraction ]]> Length: 33:24
Format: mp3

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So, yes, no uhaul
My Norse is strong this time of year
Mead-a-holic genes back in the day
Canadian hatred
Not really
You are from 3 inbred Germans in a trailer
The time isn't right to talk about it
Don't want the Bear to cry
Universal attraction
Sport coat and jean days, I've had them
Of course I couldn't do nipple rings
My jiggly moobs couldn't work
Green jello is jealous of the way my moobs shake
Bleeding edge of the piercing movement
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: ear holes pantera roadie norse blood ringer t universal attraction ]]> Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:30:29 -0500 33:24 tag:croncast.com,4351 Episode: #621 Length: 33:24 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! So, yes, no uhaul My Norse is strong this time of year Mead-a-holic genes back in the day Canadian hatred Not really You are from 3 inbred Germans in a trailer The time isn't right to talk about it Don't want the Bear to no ear holes, pantera roadie, norse blood, ringer t, universal attraction Goat Posse, Boner Pills, Glowing Ants http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4252/Goat-Posse-Boner-Pills-Glowing-Ants_captain-asphalt_goat-posse.php Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:05:50 -0600 29:27 tag:croncast.com,4252 Show: #552 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the caveman no captain asphalt, goat posse, jack hammer, boner pills, Season 23 Ep 17: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4251/Season-23-Ep-17:-Croncast-Sampler_captain-asphalt_goat-posse.php Podcasts Length: 4:54
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Length: 4:54
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:02:23 -0600 4:51 tag:croncast.com,4251 Show: #552-Sampler Length: 4:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the no captain asphalt, goat posse, jack hammer, boner pills, Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1880/Season-20-Ep-25:-The-Audition-Whats-Next-Life-in-the-Can_iPhone_Life-in-the-Can.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-06-18 Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3
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Length: 29:13
Size: 20.1mb
Format: mp3

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Last time I have to listen to this!
You know you like my voice, Baby
I am surprised you are not crying
It's like a Hallmark Holiday
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows
Back in the day with the old gear
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?
Not really
Transitioning into something new
The new show is "Life in the Can"
You can get the new shows at www.lifeinthecan.com
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008
We're excited about the new show
It would be rad if you and I could work together
Getting paid to do the shows would be great
I went to Jeanie's house last night
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door
No crumpled up High Life cans
The Eden like backdrop
Deer walked right up
She had deer prints on her roof
Training ground Santa's deer
Getting them presents for the house
Populating her yard with beasts
Show up and build an Arc too
Betsy "Noah" Smith
I get wait to Zeus out there
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story
The Improv dinner theater audition
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris
What?
Where the auditions were being held
Ok
Where was it?
At Culver's
Oh, Baby
Did you get a milkshake afterward?
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant
It proves you want it
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it
I'm proud of you
Most people wouldn't have gone
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?
Listening to open mic night stories
We have no context for this
How did it make you feel?
Maybe she is a biker
Going out on a high note
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive
That would be funny
No it's not
Thanks for listening to everyone
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you
We've had a great time doing the show
The new show is, Life in the Can - www.lifeinthecan.com
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus
Thank you for letting us entertain you.

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Tags: iPhone Life in the Can LitC High Life Hallmark Holliday ]]>Croncast 2008-06-18 Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3
Show: #500
Length: 29:13
Size: 20.1mb
Format: mp3

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Last time I have to listen to this!
You know you like my voice, Baby
I am surprised you are not crying
It's like a Hallmark Holiday
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows
Back in the day with the old gear
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?
Not really
Transitioning into something new
The new show is "Life in the Can"
You can get the new shows at www.lifeinthecan.com
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008
We're excited about the new show
It would be rad if you and I could work together
Getting paid to do the shows would be great
I went to Jeanie's house last night
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door
No crumpled up High Life cans
The Eden like backdrop
Deer walked right up
She had deer prints on her roof
Training ground Santa's deer
Getting them presents for the house
Populating her yard with beasts
Show up and build an Arc too
Betsy "Noah" Smith
I get wait to Zeus out there
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story
The Improv dinner theater audition
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris
What?
Where the auditions were being held
Ok
Where was it?
At Culver's
Oh, Baby
Did you get a milkshake afterward?
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant
It proves you want it
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it
I'm proud of you
Most people wouldn't have gone
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?
Listening to open mic night stories
We have no context for this
How did it make you feel?
Maybe she is a biker
Going out on a high note
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive
That would be funny
No it's not
Thanks for listening to everyone
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you
We've had a great time doing the show
The new show is, Life in the Can - www.lifeinthecan.com
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus
Thank you for letting us entertain you.

View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn

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Tags: iPhone Life in the Can LitC High Life Hallmark Holliday ]]> Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:03:55 -0500 29:13 tag:croncast.com,1880 Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3 Show: #500 Length: 29:13 Size: 20.1mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Last time I have to listen to this! You know you like my voice, Baby I am surprised you are not crying It's like a Hallmark Holiday I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows Back in the day with no iPhone, Life in the Can, LitC, High Life, Hallmark Holliday back in the car - kris smith http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1875/back-in-the-car---kris-smith_fact_shake.php Blog back in the car - kris smith

the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we're heading home. it is a new day.

i am now a father, but can't shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live.



Tags: fact shake father child complicated ]]>back in the car - kris smith

the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we're heading home. it is a new day.

i am now a father, but can't shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live.



Tags: fact shake father child complicated ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:11:07 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1875 the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we're heading home. it is a new day. i am now a father, but can't shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live. no fact, shake, father, child, complicated TC Boulder we've arrived http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1427/TC-Boulder-weve-arrived_shake_algorithm.php Blog TC Boulder we've arrived

more nerds than you can shake an algorithm at.



Tags: shake algorithm than nerds boulder ]]>TC Boulder we've arrived

more nerds than you can shake an algorithm at.



Tags: shake algorithm than nerds boulder ]]> Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:27:45 -0600 tag:croncast.com,1427 more nerds than you can shake an algorithm at. no shake, algorithm, than, nerds, boulder TechCrunch40 in 60 seconds - a belated tale http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1333/TechCrunch40-in-60-seconds---a-belated-tale_Purell_Parable-20.php Blog TechCrunch40 from a few months back? I do.

Some of you have lived it through my eyes as I recounted the story on the show and others of you at parties. This 60 seconds I will never relive again but I knew it was magical moment. Consider it Parable 2.0.

Scene: I am in the lower level bathroom of the Palace Hotel brushing my teeth. It is silent for twenty seconds. Silence is broken by a guy leaving a stall. I have no idea he was in there. I see his badge in the mirror, Demo Pit badge. He walks right out. Didn't wash his hands. Note to self - wtf, that is gross he is going to be shaking hands all day. I'll live.

Ten seconds later another stall door opens and out walks another guy with a Demo Pit badge. He walks up to the mirror. Begins running fingers through hair. Finishes and walks out of the bathroom. Doesn't wash his hands. I am completely grossed out.

I am finishing up brushing my teeth. Ten seconds later in walks a VC (one that we all know) and he comes over to the sink. He makes small talk while washing his hands. Walks away to use facilities.

Twenty seconds after my thoughts are complete. The lesson that has been taught to me is clear:

A Demo Pit guy will rub his hands in his butt and shake your hand, but a VC will wash his hands before he touches his junk.

Tags: Purell Parable 2.0 Demo Pit TechCrunch40 ]]>TechCrunch40 from a few months back? I do.

Some of you have lived it through my eyes as I recounted the story on the show and others of you at parties. This 60 seconds I will never relive again but I knew it was magical moment. Consider it Parable 2.0.

Scene: I am in the lower level bathroom of the Palace Hotel brushing my teeth. It is silent for twenty seconds. Silence is broken by a guy leaving a stall. I have no idea he was in there. I see his badge in the mirror, Demo Pit badge. He walks right out. Didn't wash his hands. Note to self - wtf, that is gross he is going to be shaking hands all day. I'll live.

Ten seconds later another stall door opens and out walks another guy with a Demo Pit badge. He walks up to the mirror. Begins running fingers through hair. Finishes and walks out of the bathroom. Doesn't wash his hands. I am completely grossed out.

I am finishing up brushing my teeth. Ten seconds later in walks a VC (one that we all know) and he comes over to the sink. He makes small talk while washing his hands. Walks away to use facilities.

Twenty seconds after my thoughts are complete. The lesson that has been taught to me is clear:

A Demo Pit guy will rub his hands in his butt and shake your hand, but a VC will wash his hands before he touches his junk.

Tags: Purell Parable 2.0 Demo Pit TechCrunch40 ]]> Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:33:28 -0600 tag:croncast.com,1333 Remember no Purell, Parable 2.0, Demo Pit, TechCrunch40, Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 12, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1025/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-12-2007_Jamocha-shake_Poppy-Ann-Marusin.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-10-12 align= Croncast - 2007-10-12.mp3
Show: #421
Length: 30:19
Size: 20.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 12, 2007

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Tell a Friend Friday!
Tell'em all about it
This is a rocking show . . . starts slow, Betsy is sick, but fires up
Thanks Mexico Mike/Susan, seriously?
Proxy commenters need not hide
User your real information
I know who it is, Bears
Who?
You mom
She got a WebTV
Through a proxy
My perfect job would be the skipper on a boat
The skipper of a sailboat
So, I went and bought a Jamocha shake from Arby's
Now I want to throw up
Speaking of Goodwill . . . Mike and Liz just had a baby today!!!
Congratulations to the Marusin's and Poppy Ann
Wait until you get your Goodwill gift
No way Kris, I will them something nice . . . like a store display
Going to Ben Franklin to get some paint
Unless a blind person comes and runs their fingers over it no one will know
We are really talking about a $160 present
We should get them something new
Yeah, Kris, we will get them some diapers
You need not to nerd out on strollers, explain
Why don't they call it the platform stroller?
You can sit or stand . . .let's call it the platform stroller
Special place for them to hold on
They always want to stand in the cart
What kind of vitamin deficiency makes your skin fall off?
I mean like peel on your hands
One year of hands down the pants
Baby!
That is all about moisture, Kris
Maybe you need to get sick more often
Improv round two started last night for Betsy
Not just the core group, time to move on
Betsy and her ego
I love, love this class
Yeah, it is controlled psychosis
You are nuts
The crazier the people the better
Crazy people find each other
Giving off the crazy vibe
You find out later you have it in common
Kicking it at Bar Louie with my posse
I can't believe you are still going back
Of course I am
You don't want to profit from my sexual harassment?
This is your joint now . . . your cheers
They listen to the show now
My mom paid children to teach me to ride a bike
I don't know if I ever told you this before, Kris
Told me what?
I was born dead
What?
I was blue and not breathing
That explains a lot
What else you hiding from me?
Object work in improv
They reply to me . . . "It's not a radio show"
Well, let them come in and try this
That's right . . . dead air bitch
When is it a good time to bring up being born dead?
I don't know.
Who are you? Where is my wife that was born alive?
The doctor left with a blue baby
Came back with a pink baby
Don't go to Arby's and buy a Jomacha shake

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Tags: Jamocha shake Poppy Ann Marusin Goodwill improv psychosis Bar Louie ]]>Croncast 2007-10-12 align= Croncast - 2007-10-12.mp3
Show: #421
Length: 30:19
Size: 20.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 12, 2007

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Tell a Friend Friday!
Tell'em all about it
This is a rocking show . . . starts slow, Betsy is sick, but fires up
Thanks Mexico Mike/Susan, seriously?
Proxy commenters need not hide
User your real information
I know who it is, Bears
Who?
You mom
She got a WebTV
Through a proxy
My perfect job would be the skipper on a boat
The skipper of a sailboat
So, I went and bought a Jamocha shake from Arby's
Now I want to throw up
Speaking of Goodwill . . . Mike and Liz just had a baby today!!!
Congratulations to the Marusin's and Poppy Ann
Wait until you get your Goodwill gift
No way Kris, I will them something nice . . . like a store display
Going to Ben Franklin to get some paint
Unless a blind person comes and runs their fingers over it no one will know
We are really talking about a $160 present
We should get them something new
Yeah, Kris, we will get them some diapers
You need not to nerd out on strollers, explain
Why don't they call it the platform stroller?
You can sit or stand . . .let's call it the platform stroller
Special place for them to hold on
They always want to stand in the cart
What kind of vitamin deficiency makes your skin fall off?
I mean like peel on your hands
One year of hands down the pants
Baby!
That is all about moisture, Kris
Maybe you need to get sick more often
Improv round two started last night for Betsy
Not just the core group, time to move on
Betsy and her ego
I love, love this class
Yeah, it is controlled psychosis
You are nuts
The crazier the people the better
Crazy people find each other
Giving off the crazy vibe
You find out later you have it in common
Kicking it at Bar Louie with my posse
I can't believe you are still going back
Of course I am
You don't want to profit from my sexual harassment?
This is your joint now . . . your cheers
They listen to the show now
My mom paid children to teach me to ride a bike
I don't know if I ever told you this before, Kris
Told me what?
I was born dead
What?
I was blue and not breathing
That explains a lot
What else you hiding from me?
Object work in improv
They reply to me . . . "It's not a radio show"
Well, let them come in and try this
That's right . . . dead air bitch
When is it a good time to bring up being born dead?
I don't know.
Who are you? Where is my wife that was born alive?
The doctor left with a blue baby
Came back with a pink baby
Don't go to Arby's and buy a Jomacha shake

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Show: #410
Length: 34:42
Size: 23.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 14, 2007

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Now to the show notes
Trescadecaphobes yesterday was the day
Today it is safe it is the 14th
It was a good 13th for me
You are on a nerd high Mr. B . . . I'm gonna let you roll
Yeah, I am stoked
I saw in Google Reader that TechCrunch 40 had 5 press/blogger passes available
Sent Jason Calacanis a message
Hour and a half later I was good to go
So thanks to Jason . . . I am really looking forward to the event
I'll crank out some podcasts
Thanks to Rick and Robin for putting me up next week
I'll get to see the solar panels
We should buy carbon credits from them
It's good to be all in Mr B
Like I said, you've got to strike while the iron is hot
Can I now tell my story, Kris
I had a creepy thing happen to me last night
I gotta thank people
I don't tell people thank you enough
You don't
I know baby
I had the best lesson taught to me by my uncle
He sent me a thank you note
Then on the back it said, "This is what a thank you not looks like."
He told you!
Betsy's problem is she buys them and writes them but just doesn't follow through
The only person that always gets them in neighbor . . . I can walk them over
So what happened on your dark night
Yeah, your creepy story . . . sorry that I asked
Get off the stage bitch
I don't have to work with anyone
I reallize that I left my purse in the bar
The drunk bouncer stops me and cuts me off
He's a drunk frat boy
Where them diet chocolate shakes at
He gets all up in my face
Sucking in my oxygen, that close
Listen, I am as old as dirt
We get into this battle of the wits
My she is fabulous . . . she is so witty
Do you know what he did?
Started crying
No, he kissed me
Silence
The most disgusting moment of my life
I know you stepped back into his personal space
So he kissed you . . . where?
My lips
I was shocked
I can't believe you are telling me now, not last night
You didn't seem to mention it
Yeah, I'm running away with the bouncer
Takes a certain type of dude to handle a lady like you
Don't take that personally
Your behavior can be interpreted different ways
I did not invade this man's space
Think of the sweet alley action he gets
I gotta tell you not a big fan of improv night or Bar Louie
I didn't expect to hear this
No, I don't find it alright to deal with
The most competent individual you can hire for $6
The score is 1 me, you 0
The reason that I have an issue with it is that I would have rumbled
I would have hit him
Really?
Notice how I said I would have hit him, not kicked his ass
Oh, Mr. B
Improv class might not be my thing
Betsy tells us all about improv
You are milking that imaginary cow all wrong
Oh, no, no . . . I was in FFA I know how to milk a cow city man

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Tags: Bar Louie TechCrunch 40 Jason Calacanis TFF croncast stickers ]]>Croncast 2007-09-14 align= Croncast - 2007-09-14.mp3
Show: #410
Length: 34:42
Size: 23.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 14, 2007

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Now to the show notes
Trescadecaphobes yesterday was the day
Today it is safe it is the 14th
It was a good 13th for me
You are on a nerd high Mr. B . . . I'm gonna let you roll
Yeah, I am stoked
I saw in Google Reader that TechCrunch 40 had 5 press/blogger passes available
Sent Jason Calacanis a message
Hour and a half later I was good to go
So thanks to Jason . . . I am really looking forward to the event
I'll crank out some podcasts
Thanks to Rick and Robin for putting me up next week
I'll get to see the solar panels
We should buy carbon credits from them
It's good to be all in Mr B
Like I said, you've got to strike while the iron is hot
Can I now tell my story, Kris
I had a creepy thing happen to me last night
I gotta thank people
I don't tell people thank you enough
You don't
I know baby
I had the best lesson taught to me by my uncle
He sent me a thank you note
Then on the back it said, "This is what a thank you not looks like."
He told you!
Betsy's problem is she buys them and writes them but just doesn't follow through
The only person that always gets them in neighbor . . . I can walk them over
So what happened on your dark night
Yeah, your creepy story . . . sorry that I asked
Get off the stage bitch
I don't have to work with anyone
I reallize that I left my purse in the bar
The drunk bouncer stops me and cuts me off
He's a drunk frat boy
Where them diet chocolate shakes at
He gets all up in my face
Sucking in my oxygen, that close
Listen, I am as old as dirt
We get into this battle of the wits
My she is fabulous . . . she is so witty
Do you know what he did?
Started crying
No, he kissed me
Silence
The most disgusting moment of my life
I know you stepped back into his personal space
So he kissed you . . . where?
My lips
I was shocked
I can't believe you are telling me now, not last night
You didn't seem to mention it
Yeah, I'm running away with the bouncer
Takes a certain type of dude to handle a lady like you
Don't take that personally
Your behavior can be interpreted different ways
I did not invade this man's space
Think of the sweet alley action he gets
I gotta tell you not a big fan of improv night or Bar Louie
I didn't expect to hear this
No, I don't find it alright to deal with
The most competent individual you can hire for $6
The score is 1 me, you 0
The reason that I have an issue with it is that I would have rumbled
I would have hit him
Really?
Notice how I said I would have hit him, not kicked his ass
Oh, Mr. B
Improv class might not be my thing
Betsy tells us all about improv
You are milking that imaginary cow all wrong
Oh, no, no . . . I was in FFA I know how to milk a cow city man

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Tags: Bar Louie TechCrunch 40 Jason Calacanis TFF croncast stickers ]]> Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:00:26 -0500 34:42 tag:croncast.com,961 no Bar Louie, TechCrunch 40, Jason Calacanis, TFF, croncast stickers Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 12, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/960/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Sep-12-2007_Philadelphia_Swanky-Bubbles.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-09-12 align= Croncast - 2007-09-12.mp3
Show: #409
Length: 28:50
Size: 19.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 12, 2007

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I burned the taste buds off my tongue
You can't tell people that, Kris!
There is no excuse
The TSA travel restrictions . . .
You need to buy travel size
I have to always go through with electronic gear
How do you know?
You ever travel with toothpaste
I buy it at the hotel
They only had toothpaste at the hotel
She taught me how to catch knives with my thumbs
Nerds get no respect . . . I can fuck with this guy
I have no need to respect this man
Laughing at me as I look like a fat penguin
Please go ahead of me, I will be here for a while
They always say something about the gear
Yes, you know what I won't even go into and save people time
Hey wait, aren't those condenser mics?
Why yes they are?
Did you say that you used to have a Neumann?
I did not
If you spent our last $7000 on implants . . . no I would not be pissed
I would wish you no ill will
He starts leaning over all suave
Slowly leaning
He goes,"I'm a producer"
I started laughing inside
Aren't we all kid
I felt like an old man
I bet you said it in your creepy voice man
No I didn't
I haven't busted out the creepy voice in a long time
You used to use the creepy all the time
Do the creepy voice
No
I don't know what to say
You think it is suave
It is not creepy
Say, "Ain't we all kid"
Somebody strip search that man
The voice isn't scary or creepy
I did up Boulder
Then came Philadelphia
Many observations from the city of brotherly love
They might have been your siblings, Betsy, not mine
At the first part we ended up at a house part
I didn't eat the beef jerky on the plane
I can follow your advice
Making other people's lives better one flight at a time
I am sure they don't even sell jerky in Boulder
All natural it would be
I go to the house party with Aaron Brazell and his wife Nicole
Imagine how pissed they would be to shake you down for no cash
They are used to living in the city
I am now soft and weak
That is so suburban
Yes, Bears you can't do that
I am an old man now, I can't pull this stuff off
On the porch is a hype causing nothing but trouble
They keeps it super real with gun inside the house
Now that is what I call a house party for a guy who never leaves his man pit
Hey, I'm at a party
Betsy starts making shit up
I hung up and was like
Kris is at work at a house party in the hood
The party was pretty good
Next day headed off to Podcamp Philly
The after party Saturday night . . . unisex, co-ed bathrooms . . . WTF
"It's trendy"
It is not trendy to have to dump out in front of the opposite sex
No one likes to do it
Betsy goes off about the cleaning people
Baby, no one . . . no one, likes to clean
You can't have male cleaners
Men can't clean
It is totally genetic
You can't keep anything clean baby
I know you will try but it is all full of junk
That's called inventory

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Tags: Philadelphia Swanky Bubbles Aaron Brazell Nicole Brazell Podcamp Philly 2007 cleaners ]]>Croncast 2007-09-12 align= Croncast - 2007-09-12.mp3
Show: #409
Length: 28:50
Size: 19.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 12, 2007

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I burned the taste buds off my tongue
You can't tell people that, Kris!
There is no excuse
The TSA travel restrictions . . .
You need to buy travel size
I have to always go through with electronic gear
How do you know?
You ever travel with toothpaste
I buy it at the hotel
They only had toothpaste at the hotel
She taught me how to catch knives with my thumbs
Nerds get no respect . . . I can fuck with this guy
I have no need to respect this man
Laughing at me as I look like a fat penguin
Please go ahead of me, I will be here for a while
They always say something about the gear
Yes, you know what I won't even go into and save people time
Hey wait, aren't those condenser mics?
Why yes they are?
Did you say that you used to have a Neumann?
I did not
If you spent our last $7000 on implants . . . no I would not be pissed
I would wish you no ill will
He starts leaning over all suave
Slowly leaning
He goes,"I'm a producer"
I started laughing inside
Aren't we all kid
I felt like an old man
I bet you said it in your creepy voice man
No I didn't
I haven't busted out the creepy voice in a long time
You used to use the creepy all the time
Do the creepy voice
No
I don't know what to say
You think it is suave
It is not creepy
Say, "Ain't we all kid"
Somebody strip search that man
The voice isn't scary or creepy
I did up Boulder
Then came Philadelphia
Many observations from the city of brotherly love
They might have been your siblings, Betsy, not mine
At the first part we ended up at a house part
I didn't eat the beef jerky on the plane
I can follow your advice
Making other people's lives better one flight at a time
I am sure they don't even sell jerky in Boulder
All natural it would be
I go to the house party with Aaron Brazell and his wife Nicole
Imagine how pissed they would be to shake you down for no cash
They are used to living in the city
I am now soft and weak
That is so suburban
Yes, Bears you can't do that
I am an old man now, I can't pull this stuff off
On the porch is a hype causing nothing but trouble
They keeps it super real with gun inside the house
Now that is what I call a house party for a guy who never leaves his man pit
Hey, I'm at a party
Betsy starts making shit up
I hung up and was like
Kris is at work at a house party in the hood
The party was pretty good
Next day headed off to Podcamp Philly
The after party Saturday night . . . unisex, co-ed bathrooms . . . WTF
"It's trendy"
It is not trendy to have to dump out in front of the opposite sex
No one likes to do it
Betsy goes off about the cleaning people
Baby, no one . . . no one, likes to clean
You can't have male cleaners
Men can't clean
It is totally genetic
You can't keep anything clean baby
I know you will try but it is all full of junk
That's called inventory

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Tags: Philadelphia Swanky Bubbles Aaron Brazell Nicole Brazell Podcamp Philly 2007 cleaners ]]> Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:43:37 -0500 28:50 tag:croncast.com,960 no Philadelphia, Swanky Bubbles, Aaron Brazell, Nicole Brazell, Podcamp Philly 2007 Skype phone http://www.croncast.com/rssk/620/Skype-phone_Philips-VoIP841_Netgear-SPH101.php Blog
That brings me to the point of even writing this, imparting a bit of what I have learned so that the internet will seem less slovenly when you search for Skype phones.

There are a two varieties of Skype phones:

1) Computer needed to make calls
2) Computer not needed to make calls (which I would prefer)

And the rest shakes out from their like this:

Computer needed to make calls
1) USB
2) USB to wireless handset
3) USB dual mode (dual mode is code for connects to your regular phone line too)

Computer not needed to make calls
1) WiFi handsets
2) Ethernet (connects to your router via cable)
3) Dual mode with ethernet (think Cisco iPhone)

The best place to start your search for a Skype phone is Amazon. They have a pretty comprehensive selection and with user reviews from nerds and those less tech savvy who have used the gear.

After that hit Google and search for the phones you're interested in and pay attention to blog posts since most are personal reviews of the phone This phase of the research is where I was able to begin to narrow my choices based on my desire to not have to use my computer to make a call.

Right now I am interested in:
Netgear SPH101 - WiFi and has speakerphone capability
Belkin WiFi - WiFi
Polycom C100S USB
Philips VoIP841 (not for sale yet)

Once I make up my mind I'll do a review.

Tags: Philips VoIP841 Netgear SPH101 Polycom C100S USB VoIP handset ]]>
That brings me to the point of even writing this, imparting a bit of what I have learned so that the internet will seem less slovenly when you search for Skype phones.

There are a two varieties of Skype phones:

1) Computer needed to make calls
2) Computer not needed to make calls (which I would prefer)

And the rest shakes out from their like this:

Computer needed to make calls
1) USB
2) USB to wireless handset
3) USB dual mode (dual mode is code for connects to your regular phone line too)

Computer not needed to make calls
1) WiFi handsets
2) Ethernet (connects to your router via cable)
3) Dual mode with ethernet (think Cisco iPhone)

The best place to start your search for a Skype phone is Amazon. They have a pretty comprehensive selection and with user reviews from nerds and those less tech savvy who have used the gear.

After that hit Google and search for the phones you're interested in and pay attention to blog posts since most are personal reviews of the phone This phase of the research is where I was able to begin to narrow my choices based on my desire to not have to use my computer to make a call.

Right now I am interested in:
Netgear SPH101 - WiFi and has speakerphone capability
Belkin WiFi - WiFi
Polycom C100S USB
Philips VoIP841 (not for sale yet)

Once I make up my mind I'll do a review.

Tags: Philips VoIP841 Netgear SPH101 Polycom C100S USB VoIP handset ]]> Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:26:54 -0600 tag:croncast.com,620 It has come to my attention after five hours of research and visiting retail stores (which would make my search about 8 hours) that the internet and retailers are slacking. The internet is resting on it's global ass scattering reviews to the winds and retailers seem to be basking in the orange glow of Vonage. That is except Fry's (my no Philips VoIP841, Netgear SPH101, Polycom C100S USB, VoIP handset, Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 01, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/567/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Dec-01-2006_Tasmanian-Bird-Flu_TF3-TV.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-12-01 align= Croncast - 2006-12-01.mp3

Show: #308
Length: 25:15
Size: 17.3 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 01, 2006

I am way under the weather today and it isn't just the snow. My voice is really tore up in this show and I have to force my voice quite a bit. Not to mention, there is not a real Kris laugh in the show. When I laugh for real I cough like an emphysemic grandfather.

I ask Betsy to do the intro
Kris is on Death's door
I've got Tasmanian Bird Flu
Tell the people what you had for lunch
I just wanted a hamburger then it turned into a big mac
Kris's blood is like a milk-shake
I don't want to talk about your French thing
What is really interesting in the email that you got
"I'm so famous"
I really gotta hire a nanny
The assistance position may be paid soon, Vickie. You can apply.
State run television
They want to follow Betsy around for a day and broadcast it in France
Betsy wants a first class flight to Paris . . . lol
It would be very funny if we followed you all day
It should be the week before Christmas
We've never done a video podcast, we'll just use their's
A search for Elmo TMX's?
She doesn't know what she is getting into
It's ok if we don't get one
Why don't you try to write an email in France?
Disruptive for an entire day
This is what I do
I sit in the snow and shiver and drink coffee
I know 10,000 French people are laughing at me right now
Chasing the furry red vibrator
The breaking story will go to the French
The NBC Dateline candid camera for pedophiles
The storm is coming, get milk
The Goodwill 'Beast'
The swinging boobs, denim shirt . . . in my line of work you've got to hold it together
No bra and makes a quick left for an out of the back item
She could breastfeed a snake standing up
The slightly played with or brand new for the holiday
Kris' car gets horrible gas mileage
He needs a sweet hybrid car
It's just not for me
I could go for a Tesla
"You may have a great weekend, but what are you bringing home with you?"
Thanks for all the donations again!!!!!!

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Show: #308
Length: 25:15
Size: 17.3 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 01, 2006

I am way under the weather today and it isn't just the snow. My voice is really tore up in this show and I have to force my voice quite a bit. Not to mention, there is not a real Kris laugh in the show. When I laugh for real I cough like an emphysemic grandfather.

I ask Betsy to do the intro
Kris is on Death's door
I've got Tasmanian Bird Flu
Tell the people what you had for lunch
I just wanted a hamburger then it turned into a big mac
Kris's blood is like a milk-shake
I don't want to talk about your French thing
What is really interesting in the email that you got
"I'm so famous"
I really gotta hire a nanny
The assistance position may be paid soon, Vickie. You can apply.
State run television
They want to follow Betsy around for a day and broadcast it in France
Betsy wants a first class flight to Paris . . . lol
It would be very funny if we followed you all day
It should be the week before Christmas
We've never done a video podcast, we'll just use their's
A search for Elmo TMX's?
She doesn't know what she is getting into
It's ok if we don't get one
Why don't you try to write an email in France?
Disruptive for an entire day
This is what I do
I sit in the snow and shiver and drink coffee
I know 10,000 French people are laughing at me right now
Chasing the furry red vibrator
The breaking story will go to the French
The NBC Dateline candid camera for pedophiles
The storm is coming, get milk
The Goodwill 'Beast'
The swinging boobs, denim shirt . . . in my line of work you've got to hold it together
No bra and makes a quick left for an out of the back item
She could breastfeed a snake standing up
The slightly played with or brand new for the holiday
Kris' car gets horrible gas mileage
He needs a sweet hybrid car
It's just not for me
I could go for a Tesla
"You may have a great weekend, but what are you bringing home with you?"
Thanks for all the donations again!!!!!!

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Tags: Tasmanian Bird Flu TF3 TV Elmo TMX Hunt Goodwill Beast breastfeed a snake ]]> Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:42:50 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,567 no Tasmanian Bird Flu, TF3 TV, Elmo TMX Hunt, Goodwill Beast, breastfeed a snake We hit 300 shows http://www.croncast.com/rssk/550/We-hit-300-shows_Kris-Smith_300-by-300th.php News
We also want to thank all of the listeners, new and long time alike, for sticking with us and having us over.

So we hit 300 shows, now what do we do?

Betsy and I will talk about it on Monday. Don't expect any big changes, well, any changes for that matter. We're just talking about taking some time off in early 2007 but should have that set by the time we send out Monday's show.

Tags: Kris Smith 300 by 300th Betsy Smith Croncast podcast 300 ]]>
We also want to thank all of the listeners, new and long time alike, for sticking with us and having us over.

So we hit 300 shows, now what do we do?

Betsy and I will talk about it on Monday. Don't expect any big changes, well, any changes for that matter. We're just talking about taking some time off in early 2007 but should have that set by the time we send out Monday's show.

Tags: Kris Smith 300 by 300th Betsy Smith Croncast podcast 300 ]]> Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:47:19 -0600 tag:croncast.com,550 Now that we are at 300 I can finally tell you all that I, being Kris, am really a woman. Yes, the deep voice and goatee may have confused you but I am proud to be who I am. Okay, so that is a lie but a great way to start a post to shake things up a bit.We also want to thank all of the listeners, new and long time alike, for sticking with us and no Kris Smith, 300 by 300th, Betsy Smith, Croncast podcast, 300 Routing synapses: Portable Media Expo thoughts http://www.croncast.com/rssk/500/Routing-synapses:-Portable-Media-Expo-thoughts_Portable-media-Expo_PME.php Blog Portable Media Expo. My brain takes so long to process situations that when you stack about 200 new situations right on top of one another my synapses begin to flutter a bit like a dancer dropping it likes it's hot. If you missed that analogy just turn on MTV and watch any rap video to see things dropping and gyrating.

So as this stuff has shaken out in my thought process I keep seeing the faces of those I shared some words and grub with . . . Nicole Simon, Garrick Van Buren, Greg Cangialosi, Mark Chernesky, Rick Klau, Eric Olson, Paul Figgiani (Paul got a hug), Tim Bourquin, Scott Fletcher, David Lawrence, Frank Barnako, Holland Cooke, Giovanni Gullacci, John and Erin Paxton and Craig Patchett (he told us not to drive Slowsky).

On the social side there was Evo and Sheila, Dave Slusher for 3 mintues on the way to his seesion (I think the best session of the Expo) . . . damn, that is the end. I should have hung out more!

New train of thought, thinking of my sessions I wanted to thank everyone who attended especially the 40 or so people who showed up for the one on Saturday at the Portable Media Expo. There I met some great people with podcast consulting and production motivations like myself. It was fun to share how you too can loose a client like MTV Networks and how you can gain a client like Alltel and produce for NFL players.

The take aways from the Expo are varied for me. It was a great time to meet and hangout with other podcasters and listeners (Tom Davies you rock). The meet-upability of the Expo is hands down the biggest reason for attending if you have been podcasting for some time. If you are new to the community then I would guess that the Expo was probably extremely overwhelming as the sessions popped off and the social component took hold.

I can't say that I was really disappointed by things but did have some low moments:

1) Pink spandex at the Marriott and the wood inside
2) Being told repeatedly that no one in podcasting is making any money (Ahem, because you're not doesn't mean that others aren't)
3) Rehashing the same discussions that have been going on since the beginning

Now that I have my memories in some semblance of real activity and spared you the personal details of many of those interactions I want to say thank you to Tim, Emile and the PME staff for producing this event and allowing podcasters to be themselves . . . pink spandex shorts and all.

Tags: Portable media Expo PME pink spandex Alltel ]]>Portable Media Expo. My brain takes so long to process situations that when you stack about 200 new situations right on top of one another my synapses begin to flutter a bit like a dancer dropping it likes it's hot. If you missed that analogy just turn on MTV and watch any rap video to see things dropping and gyrating.

So as this stuff has shaken out in my thought process I keep seeing the faces of those I shared some words and grub with . . . Nicole Simon, Garrick Van Buren, Greg Cangialosi, Mark Chernesky, Rick Klau, Eric Olson, Paul Figgiani (Paul got a hug), Tim Bourquin, Scott Fletcher, David Lawrence, Frank Barnako, Holland Cooke, Giovanni Gullacci, John and Erin Paxton and Craig Patchett (he told us not to drive Slowsky).

On the social side there was Evo and Sheila, Dave Slusher for 3 mintues on the way to his seesion (I think the best session of the Expo) . . . damn, that is the end. I should have hung out more!

New train of thought, thinking of my sessions I wanted to thank everyone who attended especially the 40 or so people who showed up for the one on Saturday at the Portable Media Expo. There I met some great people with podcast consulting and production motivations like myself. It was fun to share how you too can loose a client like MTV Networks and how you can gain a client like Alltel and produce for NFL players.

The take aways from the Expo are varied for me. It was a great time to meet and hangout with other podcasters and listeners (Tom Davies you rock). The meet-upability of the Expo is hands down the biggest reason for attending if you have been podcasting for some time. If you are new to the community then I would guess that the Expo was probably extremely overwhelming as the sessions popped off and the social component took hold.

I can't say that I was really disappointed by things but did have some low moments:

1) Pink spandex at the Marriott and the wood inside
2) Being told repeatedly that no one in podcasting is making any money (Ahem, because you're not doesn't mean that others aren't)
3) Rehashing the same discussions that have been going on since the beginning

Now that I have my memories in some semblance of real activity and spared you the personal details of many of those interactions I want to say thank you to Tim, Emile and the PME staff for producing this event and allowing podcasters to be themselves . . . pink spandex shorts and all.

Tags: Portable media Expo PME pink spandex Alltel ]]> Thu, 05 Oct 2006 10:46:55 -0500 tag:croncast.com,500 It has taken me nearly a week to find some time to sit down and write about this year's Portable Media Expo. My brain takes so long to process situations that when you stack about 200 new situations right on top of one another my synapses begin to flutter a bit like a dancer dropping it likes it's hot. If you missed that analogy just turn no Portable media Expo, PME, pink spandex, Alltel, Betsy and her husband Kris May 03, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/360/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-May-03-2006_Colbert_khakis.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-05-03 Croncast - 2006-05-03.mp3

Show: #223
Length: 48:46
Size: 33.5 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 03, 2006

Betsy doesn't just wear the pants, she wears my pants
Naperville podcast and blogger meet-up
Another thing about you that pisses me off
Getting up early and not getting it ready
The morning outfit
The work uniform - khakis
The late night outfit
I'm in denial about my age Old Navy
But I still wear the same underwear
Fantastical story told by Betsy
Forced to wear your pants
Spanglies and bald eagles sewed on the pockets
Wear your uniform to go out
Tanslacks.com
Khakis are the new suit - bleh
Jeans and a dress shirt
Betsy says Silicone Valley for the 55th time and I call her on it
The roller coaster drawing of Missy in the second grade
Busted handed it off
Staying in during lunch
She was a sub teacher who I ended up hanging out with her daughter
Kids can shake stuff off, it's the parents that get the hang up
The fury of people messing with your progeny
Girls hold grudges, boys don't
Military films
Why didn't you to into the armed services?
Why is there always a bus that these guys get on?
No speeding ticket for lead foot Kris
He gets a $2,000 ticket for not having insurance
But I do have insurance, just need to go to court and prove it
It was a 25 mph zone
If your eye lids are catching air you are driving too fast
Police with crazy handlebar mustaches rock
Young cop versus old cop
Channel one
Here come the Colbert roast of Bush . . . right on!
Here's a link to the transcript
The Dems need to be behind and action like this
This was the time to do it and it was done well, thank you
No one gives a rat's ass about summer television except Betsy
The DVR will be humming with her summer reality shows
The ones that made 6 episodes and then imploded
"Deadliest hair dresser who likes to bake pies"
More vasectomy stories
I can't believe I am going to go through with this
Mike Baker's story of watching in a reflection from the urologists glasses
Alter ego says the clips are no joke
I couldn't do the samples right
Betsy calls Sirius
We have no idea what we are doing with the show anymore
Sure we'd like to make money from the show
Betsy reads another email from her pop
Great vasectomy results will also inlcude something beyond freedom
ID3 will be online only and not PDF, some people need to learn how to read
Betsy needs an elevator pitch for the show
Send us your elevator pitch
Baby monitor form cell phone and land line
She asks listeners to send email to ideas@sirius-radio.com
What is a good fit for us?
HBO needs a podcast directory


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Show: #223
Length: 48:46
Size: 33.5 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 03, 2006

Betsy doesn't just wear the pants, she wears my pants
Naperville podcast and blogger meet-up
Another thing about you that pisses me off
Getting up early and not getting it ready
The morning outfit
The work uniform - khakis
The late night outfit
I'm in denial about my age Old Navy
But I still wear the same underwear
Fantastical story told by Betsy
Forced to wear your pants
Spanglies and bald eagles sewed on the pockets
Wear your uniform to go out
Tanslacks.com
Khakis are the new suit - bleh
Jeans and a dress shirt
Betsy says Silicone Valley for the 55th time and I call her on it
The roller coaster drawing of Missy in the second grade
Busted handed it off
Staying in during lunch
She was a sub teacher who I ended up hanging out with her daughter
Kids can shake stuff off, it's the parents that get the hang up
The fury of people messing with your progeny
Girls hold grudges, boys don't
Military films
Why didn't you to into the armed services?
Why is there always a bus that these guys get on?
No speeding ticket for lead foot Kris
He gets a $2,000 ticket for not having insurance
But I do have insurance, just need to go to court and prove it
It was a 25 mph zone
If your eye lids are catching air you are driving too fast
Police with crazy handlebar mustaches rock
Young cop versus old cop
Channel one
Here come the Colbert roast of Bush . . . right on!
Here's a link to the transcript
The Dems need to be behind and action like this
This was the time to do it and it was done well, thank you
No one gives a rat's ass about summer television except Betsy
The DVR will be humming with her summer reality shows
The ones that made 6 episodes and then imploded
"Deadliest hair dresser who likes to bake pies"
More vasectomy stories
I can't believe I am going to go through with this
Mike Baker's story of watching in a reflection from the urologists glasses
Alter ego says the clips are no joke
I couldn't do the samples right
Betsy calls Sirius
We have no idea what we are doing with the show anymore
Sure we'd like to make money from the show
Betsy reads another email from her pop
Great vasectomy results will also inlcude something beyond freedom
ID3 will be online only and not PDF, some people need to learn how to read
Betsy needs an elevator pitch for the show
Send us your elevator pitch
Baby monitor form cell phone and land line
She asks listeners to send email to ideas@sirius-radio.com
What is a good fit for us?
HBO needs a podcast directory


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Tags: Colbert khakis military films speeding Sirius Missy ]]> Thu, 04 May 2006 05:54:32 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,360 Croncast - 2006-05-03.mp3 Show: #223 Length: 48:46 Size: 33.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 03, 2006 Betsy doesn't just wear the pants, she wears my pants Naperville podcast and blogger meet-up Another thing about you that pisses me off Getting up early and not getting it ready The morning outfit The work no Colbert, khakis, military films, speeding, Sirius Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/146/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-24-2006_Goodwill_My-Twinn.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-04-24 Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3

Show: #219
Length: 33:22
Size: 22.9 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006

You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years
Kris went all out one year
Then we starved for three months later
A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy
Smelling like a $10 hooker
I'm good and Betsy is great
Betsy has a first
The My Twinn foot hanging off the Goodwill rack
Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake
If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies
Kris doesn't know what My Twinn dolls are
The pulse of my own heart in my ears
80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality
Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday
Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat
The Diet Coke gets opened
Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke
Designing a doll to look just like your child
Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll
Moles, freckles and all
The doll hospital
Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head
Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied
Betsy had to check herself
Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head
Michael Jackson's black or white video
Googie looks like my mom
Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures
I don't understand paying for sex
Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject
I've been propositioned for garage sale money
Betsy had her own garage sale
She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others
Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?"
Buying from your neighbors
Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list
Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale
Selling Legos a pound at a time
Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think
Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase
The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids
If you've got it, it's ok
The first step to Republicanism
What are they paying for . . . social programs?
Putting your kids needs right on top and first
The blue house memories
"I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard."
Kris never moved as a kid
Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town
Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie"
Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother
Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess
Euphoria
Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is
Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus
Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it."
Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style."
The gnats attack
I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face


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Tags: Goodwill My Twinn Republicanism Michael Jackson FirePod ]]>Croncast 2006-04-24 Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3

Show: #219
Length: 33:22
Size: 22.9 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006

You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years
Kris went all out one year
Then we starved for three months later
A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy
Smelling like a $10 hooker
I'm good and Betsy is great
Betsy has a first
The My Twinn foot hanging off the Goodwill rack
Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake
If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies
Kris doesn't know what My Twinn dolls are
The pulse of my own heart in my ears
80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality
Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday
Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat
The Diet Coke gets opened
Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke
Designing a doll to look just like your child
Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll
Moles, freckles and all
The doll hospital
Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head
Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied
Betsy had to check herself
Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head
Michael Jackson's black or white video
Googie looks like my mom
Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures
I don't understand paying for sex
Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject
I've been propositioned for garage sale money
Betsy had her own garage sale
She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others
Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?"
Buying from your neighbors
Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list
Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale
Selling Legos a pound at a time
Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think
Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase
The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids
If you've got it, it's ok
The first step to Republicanism
What are they paying for . . . social programs?
Putting your kids needs right on top and first
The blue house memories
"I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard."
Kris never moved as a kid
Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town
Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie"
Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother
Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess
Euphoria
Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is
Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus
Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it."
Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style."
The gnats attack
I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face


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Tags: Goodwill My Twinn Republicanism Michael Jackson FirePod ]]> Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:00:06 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,146 Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3 Show: #219 Length: 33:22 Size: 22.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006 You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years Kris went all out one year Then we starved for three months later A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy Smelling like a $10 no Goodwill, My Twinn, Republicanism, Michael Jackson, FirePod Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/141/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-17-2006_reality-tv-top-10_santino-rice.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-04-17 Croncast - 2006-04-17.mp3

Show: #216
Length: 35:12
Size: 24.1 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006

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Show Notes

Betsy rips me for my voice and tries out one of her own
My true voice, the one I hear in my head
Madonna's accent
Betsy's dipthong-ish breakdown
The same voice I use for calm
Betsy did show prep!
We gotta talk about that on the show
Married 10 years this year in August
Waking up with a mouth full of limestone
Betsy's top 10 list of reality shows
Betsy's true guilty pleasure
Comcast with DVR makes it so much worse
What planet are you from?
Throw you a corn chip every once in a while and you'd be a happy boy
Cursed with back to back shows on opposite channels
Here's the list (full of commentary):

1) Little People, Big World
2) Blow Out
3) Flip This House
4) America's Next Top Model
5) Real Housewives of Orange County - They got great counter tops
6) Flavor of Love
7) Project Runway
8) Rocksar INXS
9) Breaking Bonaduce
10) The Apprentice

Santino where are you?
Kris's favorite is Drawn Together on Comedy Central
Betsy's big week - she's throwing a garage sale, damnit!
It's political
Betsy shush's Kris, I got shushed
Shakeira Carter - thank you
Two words: Trailer Bank



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Tags: reality tv top 10 santino rice comcast dvr garage sale voice ]]>Croncast 2006-04-17 Croncast - 2006-04-17.mp3

Show: #216
Length: 35:12
Size: 24.1 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006

Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word!

Show Notes

Betsy rips me for my voice and tries out one of her own
My true voice, the one I hear in my head
Madonna's accent
Betsy's dipthong-ish breakdown
The same voice I use for calm
Betsy did show prep!
We gotta talk about that on the show
Married 10 years this year in August
Waking up with a mouth full of limestone
Betsy's top 10 list of reality shows
Betsy's true guilty pleasure
Comcast with DVR makes it so much worse
What planet are you from?
Throw you a corn chip every once in a while and you'd be a happy boy
Cursed with back to back shows on opposite channels
Here's the list (full of commentary):

1) Little People, Big World
2) Blow Out
3) Flip This House
4) America's Next Top Model
5) Real Housewives of Orange County - They got great counter tops
6) Flavor of Love
7) Project Runway
8) Rocksar INXS
9) Breaking Bonaduce
10) The Apprentice

Santino where are you?
Kris's favorite is Drawn Together on Comedy Central
Betsy's big week - she's throwing a garage sale, damnit!
It's political
Betsy shush's Kris, I got shushed
Shakeira Carter - thank you
Two words: Trailer Bank



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Tags: reality tv top 10 santino rice comcast dvr garage sale voice ]]> Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:31:40 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,141 Croncast - 2006-04-17.mp3 Show: #216 Length: 35:12 Size: 24.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 17, 2006 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word! Show Notes Betsy rips me for my voice and tries out one of her own My true voice, the one I hear in my head Madonna's accent Betsy's dipthong-ish no reality tv top 10, santino rice, comcast dvr, garage sale, voice Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 151 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/163/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-151_betsy_maggie.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-12-24 Croncast - 2005-12-24.mp3

Show: #194
Length: 39:31
Size: 27.1 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 151

Our Maggie

Thank you to everyone who sent a message for Maggie! They all mean a great deal to us.

Show Notes

My silent eyed partner
It is Christmas Eve
Maggie is asleep, Maggie update for anyone who missed last week with Elliot
Topsy turvey life
Betsy's happy place
Shaking just like Elliot did at same age
We were preparing to visit doctor then she had more
The baby doctor freaked on phone
Emergency room
Kris held it together
Betsy growling
Everything that Betsy and I hadn't dealt with when Elliot went through it
Dinosaur milkshake machine
Maggie barely knows English
Thanks for the emails
Her tests came back negative
New test is a 48 hour EEG
We didn't do this with Elliot
The snapshot
Can't see damage with EEG
Keeping the 9 month old awake until midnight
Then we put her up for the MRI
Things are calming a little until holiday rush, yesterday
The other sick kid
Day care kids used for syrum production
She's throwing up everywhere
"Get the hell out with your sick ass kid"
Kindercare should use it as a new business model
The pug
Dog sitting proves the husband correct
Dog and cat hair cuts
Something wrong with Americans
"I need a puppy cut and a Brazilian for my Muffin"
Rednecks with Wahl clippers unite
This week at Goodwill
How to make a successful western movie
It is probably a more truthfull story
It's not shocking
Deal or No Deal
It is gambling just like betting on what sqaure the cow will poop in at the county fair
Pat Sajak lives in my chaps
15 copies of We're Coming Over left
Get your's today!

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Tags: betsy maggie elliot croncast deal ]]>Croncast 2005-12-24 Croncast - 2005-12-24.mp3

Show: #194
Length: 39:31
Size: 27.1 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 151

Our Maggie

Thank you to everyone who sent a message for Maggie! They all mean a great deal to us.

Show Notes

My silent eyed partner
It is Christmas Eve
Maggie is asleep, Maggie update for anyone who missed last week with Elliot
Topsy turvey life
Betsy's happy place
Shaking just like Elliot did at same age
We were preparing to visit doctor then she had more
The baby doctor freaked on phone
Emergency room
Kris held it together
Betsy growling
Everything that Betsy and I hadn't dealt with when Elliot went through it
Dinosaur milkshake machine
Maggie barely knows English
Thanks for the emails
Her tests came back negative
New test is a 48 hour EEG
We didn't do this with Elliot
The snapshot
Can't see damage with EEG
Keeping the 9 month old awake until midnight
Then we put her up for the MRI
Things are calming a little until holiday rush, yesterday
The other sick kid
Day care kids used for syrum production
She's throwing up everywhere
"Get the hell out with your sick ass kid"
Kindercare should use it as a new business model
The pug
Dog sitting proves the husband correct
Dog and cat hair cuts
Something wrong with Americans
"I need a puppy cut and a Brazilian for my Muffin"
Rednecks with Wahl clippers unite
This week at Goodwill
How to make a successful western movie
It is probably a more truthfull story
It's not shocking
Deal or No Deal
It is gambling just like betting on what sqaure the cow will poop in at the county fair
Pat Sajak lives in my chaps
15 copies of We're Coming Over left
Get your's today!

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Tags: betsy maggie elliot croncast deal ]]> Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:26:53 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,163 Croncast - 2005-12-24.mp3 Show: #194 Length: 39:31 Size: 27.1 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 151 Thank you to everyone who sent a message for Maggie! They all mean a great deal to us. Show Notes My silent eyed partner It is Christmas Eve Maggie is asleep, Maggie update for anyone who missed last week with no betsy, maggie, elliot, croncast, deal Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 131 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/187/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-131_kris_betsy.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-10-05 Croncast - 2005-10-05.mp3

Show: #172
Length: 26:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 131

Show Notes

No funny quip for Betsy
Eeyore moment for Kris "life is made of tissue paper"
Not devastating news
Kris thinks Karma is out to get him
That is the way that it works
Strawberry poptarts in the blueberry box
Betsy is a registered vendor at a school sale
Ebay = Febay and pushes Besty out into real world
Bobby pins for mullets
The Oughts, no good for Kris's hair
Betsy needs to be separated from her money
I didn't do it. It's Karma this time.
I'd do the three the years
Buying a meat tray
Traffic school is in Kris's future
Medical excuse for nursing baby
Goodwill Betsy strikes again
Leave your baby with strangers when given a $10/week choice?
The Ty beanie baby low down - junk bonds
Continued stuffed animal investments
Nationwide wi-fi
Kris gets car sick by reading in car
The boy with a hot bowl in his pants
The "What's up?" head shake
The contest for the PacMan glasses ends Friday.
Your Muffin, she throw up on the rug
Shows over, fly lands on Betsy

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Tags: kris betsy baby croncast school ]]>Croncast 2005-10-05 Croncast - 2005-10-05.mp3

Show: #172
Length: 26:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 131

Show Notes

No funny quip for Betsy
Eeyore moment for Kris "life is made of tissue paper"
Not devastating news
Kris thinks Karma is out to get him
That is the way that it works
Strawberry poptarts in the blueberry box
Betsy is a registered vendor at a school sale
Ebay = Febay and pushes Besty out into real world
Bobby pins for mullets
The Oughts, no good for Kris's hair
Betsy needs to be separated from her money
I didn't do it. It's Karma this time.
I'd do the three the years
Buying a meat tray
Traffic school is in Kris's future
Medical excuse for nursing baby
Goodwill Betsy strikes again
Leave your baby with strangers when given a $10/week choice?
The Ty beanie baby low down - junk bonds
Continued stuffed animal investments
Nationwide wi-fi
Kris gets car sick by reading in car
The boy with a hot bowl in his pants
The "What's up?" head shake
The contest for the PacMan glasses ends Friday.
Your Muffin, she throw up on the rug
Shows over, fly lands on Betsy

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Tags: kris betsy baby croncast school ]]> Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:01:42 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,187 Croncast - 2005-10-05.mp3 Show: #172 Length: 26:27 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 131 Show Notes No funny quip for Betsy Eeyore moment for Kris "life is made of tissue paper" Not devastating news Kris thinks Karma is out to get him That is the way that it works Strawberry poptarts no kris, betsy, baby, croncast, school Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 127 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/191/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-127_betsy_croncast.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-09-26 Croncast - 2005-09-26.mp3

Show: #168
Length: 31:02
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 127

More voting? Really more voting? No way how can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast?

Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes!

How?

Click the green button at the bottom of this page.

New Contest!!

Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac-Man glasses that are near mint quality!

Pac-Man glasses Croncast Contest

The contest ends on Friday October 7th and the winner will be announced on Monday October 10th. Good luck! Betsy will pick the winner.

Show Notes

Baby Maggie has it out for me
They say it is religion and politics? No. Politics and Municipal Ordinances
Everybody has a cat story
Thansk to everyone who posted a review over at Podfeed.net
Kris is on dead mouse patrol
Our interview with Tony Kahn, first time for Betsy
Host the Emmy's for a day?
Mary Kate you eating? I brought you a power shake.
The Contest - Send in your funniest story to betsy [at] croncast dot com
Truth in advertising
Why the laptop and wi-fi were invented (amazingly embarrassing and at the same time extremely funny)
No one needs to know this
I never should have put this show up (not a show note)
First birthday party nonsense
Smash cake
Instead of blowing them out we should teach Maggie to eat fire for her first birthday party
"F" is for . . . Daddy uses it all the time
Betsy super axe grinding
The daddy rock star welcome
Check out OneMan's post from September 20th
Thanks to OneMan
Vote at podcast-topsites
New Croncast logo



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Tags: betsy croncast contest story first ]]>Croncast 2005-09-26 Croncast - 2005-09-26.mp3

Show: #168
Length: 31:02
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 127

More voting? Really more voting? No way how can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast?

Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes!

How?

Click the green button at the bottom of this page.

New Contest!!

Send Betsy the a story of the funniest thing that ever happened to you and you could win . . . this set of fabulous Vintage Collector Edition Pac-Man glasses that are near mint quality!

Pac-Man glasses Croncast Contest

The contest ends on Friday October 7th and the winner will be announced on Monday October 10th. Good luck! Betsy will pick the winner.

Show Notes

Baby Maggie has it out for me
They say it is religion and politics? No. Politics and Municipal Ordinances
Everybody has a cat story
Thansk to everyone who posted a review over at Podfeed.net
Kris is on dead mouse patrol
Our interview with Tony Kahn, first time for Betsy
Host the Emmy's for a day?
Mary Kate you eating? I brought you a power shake.
The Contest - Send in your funniest story to betsy [at] croncast dot com
Truth in advertising
Why the laptop and wi-fi were invented (amazingly embarrassing and at the same time extremely funny)
No one needs to know this
I never should have put this show up (not a show note)
First birthday party nonsense
Smash cake
Instead of blowing them out we should teach Maggie to eat fire for her first birthday party
"F" is for . . . Daddy uses it all the time
Betsy super axe grinding
The daddy rock star welcome
Check out OneMan's post from September 20th
Thanks to OneMan
Vote at podcast-topsites
New Croncast logo



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Tags: betsy croncast contest story first ]]> Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:55:00 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,191 Croncast - 2005-09-26.mp3 Show: #168 Length: 31:02 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 127 More voting? Really more voting? No way how can I vote some more? I can vote everyday for Croncast? Answers: Yes, yes, yes, and yes! How? Click the green button at the bottom of this page. New no betsy, croncast, contest, story, first Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 125 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/193/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-125_kris_betsy.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-09-21 Croncast - 2005-09-21.mp3

Show: #166
Length: 48:12
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 22.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 125

Thanks to everyone who has voted at Podcast Alley (when you can get through). Keep'em coming!

Shake it like Shakira
Betsy likes to see Kris squirm
The danger of being a forest preserve officer
The cat ban, put it on a leash
Adult suburbanites shooting at our cat (what they thought was our cat) with a bb gun
Trying to fit in has been a lost cause
You only really need two friends
Kris finally listens to Howard Stern and likes it
Rockstar INXS J.D. vs Marty and the effeminate Mig
I will never live down taking podcasting so serious during Betsy's pregnancy
Selling driver's licenses to 14 year olds to make cash
Giving direction on the show
Second child needs to clap for themselves even at 6 months
Radiated Ball jars of mysterious things from Bobaks
Pickled asparagus vs. pickled squash
My Name is Earl - is really funny



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Tags: kris betsy croncast cat pickled ]]>Croncast 2005-09-21 Croncast - 2005-09-21.mp3

Show: #166
Length: 48:12
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 22.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 125

Thanks to everyone who has voted at Podcast Alley (when you can get through). Keep'em coming!

Shake it like Shakira
Betsy likes to see Kris squirm
The danger of being a forest preserve officer
The cat ban, put it on a leash
Adult suburbanites shooting at our cat (what they thought was our cat) with a bb gun
Trying to fit in has been a lost cause
You only really need two friends
Kris finally listens to Howard Stern and likes it
Rockstar INXS J.D. vs Marty and the effeminate Mig
I will never live down taking podcasting so serious during Betsy's pregnancy
Selling driver's licenses to 14 year olds to make cash
Giving direction on the show
Second child needs to clap for themselves even at 6 months
Radiated Ball jars of mysterious things from Bobaks
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Tags: kris betsy croncast cat pickled ]]> Wed, 21 Sep 2005 05:08:55 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,193 Croncast - 2005-09-21.mp3 Show: #166 Length: 48:12 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 22.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 125 Thanks to everyone who has voted at Podcast Alley (when you can get through). Keep'em coming! Shake it like Shakira Betsy likes to see Kris squirm The danger of being a forest preserve officer The cat no kris, betsy, croncast, cat, pickled Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 108 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/210/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-108_kris_croncast.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-08-12 Croncast - 2005-08-12.mp3

Show: #149
Length: 32:01
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.7mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 108

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Kris should be entered in man vs animal
prize fight
Kris wants to get nerdy
but has finally realized
Noone wants to hear about that
No the dog didnt poop
Its just a burr
but what is this
a Golden Seal explosion
on my mothers prize rug
Mom says the dog must be iced
Or medicated
But probably Iced
I am looking forward to a garage sale
at Tara
I think Kris needs to play golf
or at least fake that he is interested
otherwise goodbye 4 hour lunch
Kris is Joe Corporate
I am his corporate career manager
Kris has a dumb idea
he wants to recap our life together
Shake and Bake fire
Kris the outlaw
Running from the po po
Kris's advice on getting love
from your wife
outrun the police

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Tags: kris croncast po prize corporate ]]>Croncast 2005-08-12 Croncast - 2005-08-12.mp3

Show: #149
Length: 32:01
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.7mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 108

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Kris should be entered in man vs animal
prize fight
Kris wants to get nerdy
but has finally realized
Noone wants to hear about that
No the dog didnt poop
Its just a burr
but what is this
a Golden Seal explosion
on my mothers prize rug
Mom says the dog must be iced
Or medicated
But probably Iced
I am looking forward to a garage sale
at Tara
I think Kris needs to play golf
or at least fake that he is interested
otherwise goodbye 4 hour lunch
Kris is Joe Corporate
I am his corporate career manager
Kris has a dumb idea
he wants to recap our life together
Shake and Bake fire
Kris the outlaw
Running from the po po
Kris's advice on getting love
from your wife
outrun the police

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Tags: kris croncast po prize corporate ]]> Fri, 12 Aug 2005 06:53:08 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,210 Croncast - 2005-08-12.mp3 Show: #149 Length: 32:01 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 14.7mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 108 Check out the new Flash Player with a Croncast playlist. Kris should be entered in man vs animal prize fight Kris wants to get nerdy but has finally realized Noone wants to hear about that No the no kris, croncast, po, prize, corporate Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 13 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/326/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-13_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2004-12-18 Croncast - 2004-12-18.mp3

Length: 41:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 18.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 13

Betsy and Kris are both still sick. This is a recording from last night that we were going to use as a "clean" show but we fail again and swear. We both cough a lot so just disregard it and chalk it up to the season.

Betsy thinks we need to be sponsored by an orthodontist so Kris can get his grill fixed. I am slowly warming to this idea of sponsorship. I make reference to Dave Slusher from Evil Genius Chronicles and his sponsorship from iPodderX in this podcast and used the wrong phrase to describe it. What I meant to say was that I thought he would be one of the last people to choose to have a sponsorer. But money talks and this bandwidth ain't free. Not that ours is anywhere near his level but I get it.

Today's Show

Intro
Time and date unknown
Kris mispells Gahran again
Betsy says we need a sponsor
She wants Magic Eraser to sponsor us
Muffin shakes it out
Betsy has pink eye
We're both sick
The week of feedback
Betsy says, "emoticon"
What the listener say
Betsy's image
Shane at NOTM.org rocks the house
Betsy's new man Tom, no creepy song dedications

Living in the suburbs
The gay nazi
Bail out the fish pond
Northern Monatana Public Radio - WBUT
Comedy success = liquor
Packing it in
Maybe got a baby name - Evelyn Reed
Kris will do some shows with his brother
Pink eye, want a kiss
It's all about 1/2
From British to beautiful

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Tags: betsy kris croncast sick pink ]]>Croncast 2004-12-18 Croncast - 2004-12-18.mp3

Length: 41:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 18.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 13

Betsy and Kris are both still sick. This is a recording from last night that we were going to use as a "clean" show but we fail again and swear. We both cough a lot so just disregard it and chalk it up to the season.

Betsy thinks we need to be sponsored by an orthodontist so Kris can get his grill fixed. I am slowly warming to this idea of sponsorship. I make reference to Dave Slusher from Evil Genius Chronicles and his sponsorship from iPodderX in this podcast and used the wrong phrase to describe it. What I meant to say was that I thought he would be one of the last people to choose to have a sponsorer. But money talks and this bandwidth ain't free. Not that ours is anywhere near his level but I get it.

Today's Show

Intro
Time and date unknown
Kris mispells Gahran again
Betsy says we need a sponsor
She wants Magic Eraser to sponsor us
Muffin shakes it out
Betsy has pink eye
We're both sick
The week of feedback
Betsy says, "emoticon"
What the listener say
Betsy's image
Shane at NOTM.org rocks the house
Betsy's new man Tom, no creepy song dedications

Living in the suburbs
The gay nazi
Bail out the fish pond
Northern Monatana Public Radio - WBUT
Comedy success = liquor
Packing it in
Maybe got a baby name - Evelyn Reed
Kris will do some shows with his brother
Pink eye, want a kiss
It's all about 1/2
From British to beautiful

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Tags: betsy kris croncast sick pink ]]> Sat, 18 Dec 2004 22:20:26 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,326 Croncast - 2004-12-18.mp3 Length: 41:27 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 18.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 13 Betsy and Kris are both still sick. This is a recording from last night that we were going to use as a "clean" show but we fail again and swear. We both cough a lot so just disregard it and chalk it up to the no betsy, kris, croncast, sick, pink Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris - Ep.5 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/340/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris---Ep5_kris_betsy.php Podcasts Croncast 2004-11-30-2 Croncast-2004-11-30-2.mp3

Length: 20:36
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 9.43 mb

Special edition Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris, to stop the shakes from not recording a podcast for 3 days. Three whole days . . . Jesus Christ . . . what was I thinking?

My secret is to record as long as a guest can stand it and then split the time up into separate shows. Guess it's not so secret now.

Today's Show

Intro
Secret is out
Miss Elizabeth Smith, Mrs. I mean
Where's the ring?
No talking about the mics
Kris needs a 'funky bunch'
Shane is MIP (missing in podcasting) we miss him
Turkeys in Hawaii
What do turkeys eat
Supersize Me - Why? I live it.
The prgnancy fat for three
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Pearl is good but for grannies - Betsy
Kris sends out message
We should change last name
Only marry people within 5 letters of the begining of your own.
Schmutz' and Skaggs'
The teeth, again
People with straight teeth don't listen to this show
Dental insurance
Kris is a poster boy for wearing your retainer
Shout out to Podcat
Kris' teeth lower Betsy's I.Q.
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Show dedicated to you
Baby stuff over taking studio
Fuck this - psuedo church
"I see a dollar"
Bare minumum $600 eBay queen
Christmas is a christian holiday?
Can't buy a lottery ticket with PayPal debit card
Kris's eBay negatives
Millers
T's for $.50
Wrap it up

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Tags: kris betsy croncast baby teeth ]]>Croncast 2004-11-30-2 Croncast-2004-11-30-2.mp3

Length: 20:36
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 9.43 mb

Special edition Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris, to stop the shakes from not recording a podcast for 3 days. Three whole days . . . Jesus Christ . . . what was I thinking?

My secret is to record as long as a guest can stand it and then split the time up into separate shows. Guess it's not so secret now.

Today's Show

Intro
Secret is out
Miss Elizabeth Smith, Mrs. I mean
Where's the ring?
No talking about the mics
Kris needs a 'funky bunch'
Shane is MIP (missing in podcasting) we miss him
Turkeys in Hawaii
What do turkeys eat
Supersize Me - Why? I live it.
The prgnancy fat for three
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Pearl is good but for grannies - Betsy
Kris sends out message
We should change last name
Only marry people within 5 letters of the begining of your own.
Schmutz' and Skaggs'
The teeth, again
People with straight teeth don't listen to this show
Dental insurance
Kris is a poster boy for wearing your retainer
Shout out to Podcat
Kris' teeth lower Betsy's I.Q.
Send us baby names - betsy@croncast.com
Show dedicated to you
Baby stuff over taking studio
Fuck this - psuedo church
"I see a dollar"
Bare minumum $600 eBay queen
Christmas is a christian holiday?
Can't buy a lottery ticket with PayPal debit card
Kris's eBay negatives
Millers
T's for $.50
Wrap it up

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Tags: kris betsy croncast baby teeth ]]> Tue, 30 Nov 2004 11:44:35 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,340 Croncast-2004-11-30-2.mp3 Length: 20:36 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 9.43 mb Special edition Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris, to stop the shakes from not recording a podcast for 3 days. Three whole days . . . Jesus Christ . . . what was I thinking? My secret is to record as long as a guest can stand it and then split the time up no kris, betsy, croncast, baby, teeth