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      <title>shihtzu | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for shihtzu. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for shihtzu. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for shihtzu. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 22: Workahol, Collecting Pennies, Astro Van</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1502/cks-2008-03-19.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-19" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1502/cks-2008-03-19.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-19.mp3</a><br>
Show: #469<br />
  Length: 27:10<br>
  Size: 18.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1502/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-19.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic<br>
You are such an ass<br>
Listen, it had to be done<br>
I asked you not to put that picture on the internet<br>
You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it up<br>
Technologically challenged isn't something you can plead<br>
Sell all of your clothes and buy an iPod<br>
That is the way it should be done<br>
"We're going to have to start an IV"<br>
No, no, no<br>
It gave me a flashback to giving blood<br>
Those self-satisfied, holier than though bloodletting freaks<br>
Sitting around sipping orange juice and eating vanilla wafers<br>
Even the dancing blood drop<br>
He is the smuggest prick around<br>
I've had two children the IV was the worst part<br>
Just do it<br>
Don't tell me about it<br>
This was a serious deal<br>
You couldn't let this thing fester<br>
I was down here digging ditches for you<br>
I am going to get you a bottle a Workahol<br>
I gotta be here to support you<br>
Waskily wabbit do I need to you to show up in a crisis<br>
The tables were completely reversed<br>
You give me<br>
You gotta put the antibacterial stuff on on it<br>
Clean your dog bite wounds right away<br>
You should immediately go to hospital for wound<br>
Can you scratch my butt with your tooth<br>
Then you get bitten<br>
Now it is trying to kill you<br>
The other angle that is happening<br>
No you are trying to work from your mobile phone<br>
Betsy went off the deep end<br>
You became party Betsy<br>
I did like 30 minutes of stand up<br>
Filling in the gaps for Betsy<br>
Then you did the laugh<br>
I can't stand the whole blood thing<br>
She hit a good vein<br>
The nurse goes "Whoah!"<br>
"You don't feel that?"<br>
They just cut you<br>
You're gonna be ok though<br>
I have it on video <br>
I know, the nurse didn't think to stop me<br>
That won't hold up in court when you say Macy's dressing room<br>
There was blood everywhere<br>
The blood pooled in your elbow pit<br>
Yeah, and you were over there drinking your Workahol<br>
The ball was in court<br>
Yes, it was kind of humorous<br>
You were twittering the whole time<br>
I wasn't doing that<br>
I will scroll through your twitter record<br>
You got through it very well<br>
As an outpatient they said, double the drugs<br>
Bit by the meanest shihtzu on the planet<br>
During the intake you have to fill out the dog attack form<br>
The dogophilia love that you suffer from<br>
I knew the answer would be  . . . it wasn't the dogs fault, it was mine<br>
You people are crazy<br>
It is the abuse gene<br>
There were other women at the hospital say the same thing<br>
Two nurses said the same thing!<br>
My 15 yo dog bit me too<br>
I know it was my fault and you laughed with her<br>
You domesticated a wolf and invited it into your home<br>
It is not your fault that they bite you<br>
It is part of their nature<br>
Mostly subdued but it is inherent in their personalities<br>
Speaking of 15 pound one toothed animals<br>
I saw Billy Bob Thornton and his band play in Austin<br>
Riding in a Lesbian's Astro Van to dinner<br>
She has a huge freezer bag full of stuff<br>
It is dried peppers and tomatoes<br>
He starts to eat some<br>
The convince some people to try it<br>
She's got the sweet Astro van<br>
I know not to eat strange food in a mini van with two lesbians<br>
What is it season with?<br>
It as a 0 point yeast<br>
The guy next to me spits it out across my lap<br>
A zero point yeast!<br>
Billy Bob Thornton was playing at Antone's<br>
Real pennies prior to 1982
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
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Show: #469<br />
  Length: 27:10<br>
  Size: 18.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic<br>
You are such an ass<br>
Listen, it had to be done<br>
I asked you not to put that picture on the internet<br>
You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it up<br>
Technologically challenged isn't something you can plead<br>
Sell all of your clothes and buy an iPod<br>
That is the way it should be done<br>
"We're going to have to start an IV"<br>
No, no, no<br>
It gave me a flashback to giving blood<br>
Those self-satisfied, holier than though bloodletting freaks<br>
Sitting around sipping orange juice and eating vanilla wafers<br>
Even the dancing blood drop<br>
He is the smuggest prick around<br>
I've had two children the IV was the worst part<br>
Just do it<br>
Don't tell me about it<br>
This was a serious deal<br>
You couldn't let this thing fester<br>
I was down here digging ditches for you<br>
I am going to get you a bottle a Workahol<br>
I gotta be here to support you<br>
Waskily wabbit do I need to you to show up in a crisis<br>
The tables were completely reversed<br>
You give me<br>
You gotta put the antibacterial stuff on on it<br>
Clean your dog bite wounds right away<br>
You should immediately go to hospital for wound<br>
Can you scratch my butt with your tooth<br>
Then you get bitten<br>
Now it is trying to kill you<br>
The other angle that is happening<br>
No you are trying to work from your mobile phone<br>
Betsy went off the deep end<br>
You became party Betsy<br>
I did like 30 minutes of stand up<br>
Filling in the gaps for Betsy<br>
Then you did the laugh<br>
I can't stand the whole blood thing<br>
She hit a good vein<br>
The nurse goes "Whoah!"<br>
"You don't feel that?"<br>
They just cut you<br>
You're gonna be ok though<br>
I have it on video <br>
I know, the nurse didn't think to stop me<br>
That won't hold up in court when you say Macy's dressing room<br>
There was blood everywhere<br>
The blood pooled in your elbow pit<br>
Yeah, and you were over there drinking your Workahol<br>
The ball was in court<br>
Yes, it was kind of humorous<br>
You were twittering the whole time<br>
I wasn't doing that<br>
I will scroll through your twitter record<br>
You got through it very well<br>
As an outpatient they said, double the drugs<br>
Bit by the meanest shihtzu on the planet<br>
During the intake you have to fill out the dog attack form<br>
The dogophilia love that you suffer from<br>
I knew the answer would be  . . . it wasn't the dogs fault, it was mine<br>
You people are crazy<br>
It is the abuse gene<br>
There were other women at the hospital say the same thing<br>
Two nurses said the same thing!<br>
My 15 yo dog bit me too<br>
I know it was my fault and you laughed with her<br>
You domesticated a wolf and invited it into your home<br>
It is not your fault that they bite you<br>
It is part of their nature<br>
Mostly subdued but it is inherent in their personalities<br>
Speaking of 15 pound one toothed animals<br>
I saw Billy Bob Thornton and his band play in Austin<br>
Riding in a Lesbian's Astro Van to dinner<br>
She has a huge freezer bag full of stuff<br>
It is dried peppers and tomatoes<br>
He starts to eat some<br>
The convince some people to try it<br>
She's got the sweet Astro van<br>
I know not to eat strange food in a mini van with two lesbians<br>
What is it season with?<br>
It as a 0 point yeast<br>
The guy next to me spits it out across my lap<br>
A zero point yeast!<br>
Billy Bob Thornton was playing at Antone's<br>
Real pennies prior to 1982
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-03-19.mp3
Show: #469
  Length: 27:10
  Size: 18.7mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic
You are such an ass
Listen, it had to be done
I asked you not to put that picture on the internet
You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>astro van, shihtzu bite, workahol, collecting pennies, zero point yeast</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>said meat hook of @resalequeen</title>
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<p>the doctor got all artistic by marking betsy's hand with a bic.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
who knew that a 15 yo shihtzu with one tooth could do so much damage.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
iv bag is on they way.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shihtzu">shihtzu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shihtzu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shihtzu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yo">yo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/knew">knew</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/knew"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/knew.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tooth">tooth</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tooth"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tooth.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/damage">damage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/damage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/damage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>the doctor got all artistic by marking betsy's hand with a bic.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
who knew that a 15 yo shihtzu with one tooth could do so much damage.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
iv bag is on they way.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shihtzu">shihtzu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shihtzu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shihtzu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yo">yo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/knew">knew</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/knew"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/knew.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tooth">tooth</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tooth"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tooth.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/damage">damage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/damage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/damage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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the doctor got all artistic by marking betsy&#039;s hand with a bic.

who knew that a 15 yo shihtzu with one tooth could do so much damage.

iv bag is on they way.</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>shihtzu, yo, knew, tooth, damage</itunes:keywords> 
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