side | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for side. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for side. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for side. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg side | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for side. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove The End of Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5444/The-End-of-Croncast_new-york-city_manhattan-podcast.php Blog
We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show.

The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute bit.

It was the other things that impact production that we couldn't get in check.

And after taking a look at how we aren't meeting our goal or listener expectations (you know, like new episodes), we have to call it quits on Croncast.

For the next two weeks you will be able to download anything here or on iTunes that you'd like. After that it will be up to you to enjoy or pass along.

We'd like to thank everyone that helped to make this experience possible. We will miss all of you.

Cheers, Betsy and Kris.

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We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show.

The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute bit.

It was the other things that impact production that we couldn't get in check.

And after taking a look at how we aren't meeting our goal or listener expectations (you know, like new episodes), we have to call it quits on Croncast.

For the next two weeks you will be able to download anything here or on iTunes that you'd like. After that it will be up to you to enjoy or pass along.

We'd like to thank everyone that helped to make this experience possible. We will miss all of you.

Cheers, Betsy and Kris.

Tags: new york city manhattan podcast ]]> Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:31:21 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5444 We may not be crossing the finish line first, however we are. The show has been in the media race, so to speak, and it's run the course. We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show. The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute no new york city, manhattan podcast, , , inside out http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5322/inside-out_inside_.php Blog inside out



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Tags: inside ]]> Sun, 05 Jun 2011 12:44:42 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5322 no inside, , , , american spirit on the side http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5224/american-spirit-on-the-side_side_spirit.php Blog american spirit on the side



Tags: side spirit american ]]>american spirit on the side



Tags: side spirit american ]]> Sat, 21 May 2011 19:08:08 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5224 no side, spirit, american, , Can't Dress, Honey Hams, Woman Inside http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4933/Cant-Dress-Honey-Hams-Woman-Inside_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Hoy Ya

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Hoy Ya

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Fri, 15 Apr 2011 11:35:29 -0500 29:12 tag:croncast.com,4933 Episode: #729 | Length:29:12 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hoy Ya no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good New Studio, Great Tower, Pioneer Updates http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4871/New-Studio-Great-Tower-Pioneer-Updates_croncast_best-of-2010.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Making internet updates
Kris's 1844 twitter stream
Betsy pre-Google offenses
Fighting for both sides
It's a gift

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Making internet updates
Kris's 1844 twitter stream
Betsy pre-Google offenses
Fighting for both sides
It's a gift

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Tags: croncast best of 2010 funniest podcast longest episode ]]> Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:52:27 -0500 26:09 tag:croncast.com,4871 Episode: #714 | Length:26:09 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Making internet updates Kris's 1844 twitter stream Betsy pre-Google offenses Fighting for both sides It's a gift no croncast, best of 2010, funniest podcast, longest episode, Giving Away - 2 Black Keys Tickets for SOLD OUT Las Vegas Show (You pay shipping) http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4859/Giving-Away---2-Black-Keys-Tickets-for-SOLD-OUT-Las-Vegas-Show-(You-pay-shipping)_the-black-keys_las-vegas.php Blog
If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow.

I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case.

However, it can be the start of something awesome for you or another great set of memories from a stand out rock band.

I've got TWO General Admission tickets to the Saturday, February 19th sold out show at the Chelsea in the Cosmopolitan Hotel of Las Vegas.

Here's how I'm going to do this since I waited to the last minute because I thought I could pull this out:

A. Leave a comment on this post with your facebook page, twitter handle or an email with '[at]' instead of an '@' (helping to avoid the spam) so that i can contact you if you win.

B. At 3:00 EST today I will pick one commenter at random. You've got 10 minutes to get back to me before I pick someone else, since I need to send these out as soon as possible to get them to someone.

C. Drop the $40 for the shipping in my PayPal and I'll head to FedEx.

This isn't a scam or anything weird.

I'm a huge fan and thought I could pull it out. I tried to take my 5 year old with me to Central Park when the Keys played there but it was sold out. We sat outside and listened for about an hour. She's also loves the Keys, well it makes up about 850f her music listening in my presence, so of course she does. She was pissed we couldn't get in. Don't let this happen to you ;).



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If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow.

I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case.

However, it can be the start of something awesome for you or another great set of memories from a stand out rock band.

I've got TWO General Admission tickets to the Saturday, February 19th sold out show at the Chelsea in the Cosmopolitan Hotel of Las Vegas.

Here's how I'm going to do this since I waited to the last minute because I thought I could pull this out:

A. Leave a comment on this post with your facebook page, twitter handle or an email with '[at]' instead of an '@' (helping to avoid the spam) so that i can contact you if you win.

B. At 3:00 EST today I will pick one commenter at random. You've got 10 minutes to get back to me before I pick someone else, since I need to send these out as soon as possible to get them to someone.

C. Drop the $40 for the shipping in my PayPal and I'll head to FedEx.

This isn't a scam or anything weird.

I'm a huge fan and thought I could pull it out. I tried to take my 5 year old with me to Central Park when the Keys played there but it was sold out. We sat outside and listened for about an hour. She's also loves the Keys, well it makes up about 850f her music listening in my presence, so of course she does. She was pissed we couldn't get in. Don't let this happen to you ;).



Tags: the black keys las vegas cosmopolitan chelsea ]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2011 11:37:13 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4859 Too good to be true? Nope. If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow. I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case. However, it can be the start of something awesome no the black keys, las vegas, cosmopolitan, chelsea, Full Bars, Maid Witches, Art Lesson http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4745/Full-Bars-Maid-Witches-Art-Lesson_kris-smith_betsy-smith.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Nearing the 6 year mark!
We recap Halloween on the Upper East Side
Madonna didn't give out shit
Maids dressed as Witches
Art lesson

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Nearing the 6 year mark!
We recap Halloween on the Upper East Side
Madonna didn't give out shit
Maids dressed as Witches
Art lesson

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Tags: kris smith betsy smith 6 years podcast ]]> Mon, 01 Nov 2010 21:39:56 -0500 28:33 tag:croncast.com,4745 Episode: #688 | Length: 28:33 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Nearing the 6 year mark! We recap Halloween on the Upper East Side Madonna didn't give out shit Maids dressed as Witches Art lesson no kris smith, betsy smith, 6 years, podcast, upper west side central park trail http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4661/upper-west-side-central-park-trail_park_trail.php Blog upper west side central park trail



Tags: park trail central side west ]]>upper west side central park trail



Tags: park trail central side west ]]> Sat, 02 Oct 2010 19:24:18 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4661 no park, trail, central, side, west Fat Mouth, Like You Mean It, Blister Foot http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4620/Fat-Mouth-Like-You-Mean-It-Blister-Foot_double-d_tongue-diet.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Fat mouth
No it's the insides
Nobody thinks about getting a fat inside mouth
I got a double D tongue
Got the tech hookup
Daddy blogging
Say what?
Casual blister Friday

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Fat mouth
No it's the insides
Nobody thinks about getting a fat inside mouth
I got a double D tongue
Got the tech hookup
Daddy blogging
Say what?
Casual blister Friday

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Tags: double d tongue diet tech hook up casual blister ]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:58:37 -0500 28:47 tag:croncast.com,4620 Episode: #672 | Length: 28:47 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fat mouth No it's the insides Nobody thinks about getting a fat inside mouth I got a double D tongue Got the tech hookup Daddy blogging Say what? Casual blister Friday no double d, tongue diet, tech hook up, casual blister, Hetero Men, Lost Siblings, Verminerator http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4592/Hetero-Men-Lost-Siblings-Verminerator_steve-jobs_diamonds.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Hard like diamonds inside
Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh
Long lost siblings
Can't rock the man purse
His was a step up
Hetero men are pushing the limits
The dead vermin are piling up at summers end
The Jamaican cashier
If it ain't biting you, what do you care?
The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday
They cough, he's fighting for us
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Hard like diamonds inside
Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh
Long lost siblings
Can't rock the man purse
His was a step up
Hetero men are pushing the limits
The dead vermin are piling up at summers end
The Jamaican cashier
If it ain't biting you, what do you care?
The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday
They cough, he's fighting for us
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Tags: steve jobs diamonds david koresh man purse dead vermin ]]> Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:37:25 -0500 25:58 tag:croncast.com,4592 Episode: #670 | Length: 25:58 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hard like diamonds inside Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh Long lost siblings Can't rock the man purse His was a step up Hetero men are pushing the limits The dead vermin are piling up at summers end The Jamaican no steve jobs, diamonds, david koresh, man purse, dead vermin Season 26 Episode 20: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4591/Season-26-Episode-20:-The-Croncast-Shorty_steve-jobs_diamonds.php Podcasts Length: 3:48
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Hard like diamonds inside
Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh
Long lost siblings
Can't rock the man purse
His was a step up
Hetero men are pushing the limits
The dead vermin are piling up at summers end
The Jamaican cashier
If it ain't biting you, what do you care?
The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday
They cough, he's fighting for us
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Hard like diamonds inside
Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh
Long lost siblings
Can't rock the man purse
His was a step up
Hetero men are pushing the limits
The dead vermin are piling up at summers end
The Jamaican cashier
If it ain't biting you, what do you care?
The fruit guy fights off zombies everyday
They cough, he's fighting for us
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Tags: steve jobs diamonds david koresh man purse dead vermin ]]> Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:29:28 -0500 3:48 tag:croncast.com,4591 Episode: #670 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hard like diamonds inside Steve Jobs is a Kevin Bacon away from David Koresh Long lost siblings Can't rock the man purse His was a step up Hetero men are pushing the limits The dead vermin are piling up at no steve jobs, diamonds, david koresh, man purse, dead vermin Catfish Hole, He is Bastard, Spinsterdom http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4590/Catfish-Hole-He-is-Bastard-Spinsterdom_catfish-hole_krystal.php Podcasts To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

He is bastard
Late night on the sidewalk
Great aunt names
They're so tied to gender
And spinsterdom
Krystal with a K
Catfish hole

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He is bastard
Late night on the sidewalk
Great aunt names
They're so tied to gender
And spinsterdom
Krystal with a K
Catfish hole

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Tags: catfish hole krystal lulu aunt names spinsterdom ]]> Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:51:17 -0500 28:55 tag:croncast.com,4590 Episode: #669 | Length: 28:55 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! He is bastard Late night on the sidewalk Great aunt names They're so tied to gender And spinsterdom Krystal with a K Catfish hole no catfish hole, krystal, lulu, aunt names, spinsterdom east side highway, new york city http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4585/east-side-highway-new-york-city_city_york.php Blog east side highway, new york city



Tags: city york highway side east ]]>east side highway, new york city



Tags: city york highway side east ]]> Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:55:52 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4585 no city, york, highway, side, east Hipster Revolt, Sweathouse Yoga, Betsy Bait http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4539/Hipster-Revolt-Sweathouse-Yoga-Betsy-Bait_hipsters_willimasburg.php Blog Length: 28:14
Format: mp3

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Sweathouse Yoga
Hipster revolt
Challenged with ratings
Goatees are Betsy bait
Sidewalk psychology
Tackled in haste
You can't ever come back here again
You saved me
A boy and girl are great for kids
Tell me why?
I don't want to grow old alone

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Tags: hipsters willimasburg sweathouse yoga sidewalk psychologist ]]> Length: 28:14
Format: mp3

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Sweathouse Yoga
Hipster revolt
Challenged with ratings
Goatees are Betsy bait
Sidewalk psychology
Tackled in haste
You can't ever come back here again
You saved me
A boy and girl are great for kids
Tell me why?
I don't want to grow old alone

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Tags: hipsters willimasburg sweathouse yoga sidewalk psychologist ]]> Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:59:09 -0500 28:14 tag:croncast.com,4539 Episode: #666 Length: 28:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Sweathouse Yoga Hipster revolt Challenged with ratings Goatees are Betsy bait Sidewalk psychology Tackled in haste You can't ever come back here again You saved me A boy and girl are great for kids Tell me why? I don't want to no hipsters, willimasburg, sweathouse yoga, sidewalk psychologist, Diana, The Met, From the West http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4482/Diana-The-Met-From-the-West_diana_west.php Blog Diana, The Met, From the West

the golden statue diana taken from the west side of building around 11am.



Tags: diana west am building side ]]>Diana, The Met, From the West

the golden statue diana taken from the west side of building around 11am.



Tags: diana west am building side ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:29:03 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4482 the golden statue diana taken from the west side of building around 11am. no diana, west, am, building, side outside brighter http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4435/outside-brighter_brighter_outside.php Blog outside brighter



Tags: brighter outside ]]>outside brighter



Tags: brighter outside ]]> Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:21:29 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4435 no brighter, outside, , , Sunshine, Electrified Fountain, BMX Superstar http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4432/Sunshine-Electrified-Fountain-BMX-Superstar_electrified-fountain_bone-density.php Blog Length: 27:14
Format: mp3

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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Format: mp3

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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Tags: electrified fountain bone density disappointment bra aphorisms ]]> Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:47:35 -0500 27:14 tag:croncast.com,4432 Episode: #645 Length: 27:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name no electrified fountain, bone density, disappointment bra, aphorisms, Season 25 Episode 20: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4431/Season-25-Episode-20:-The-Croncast-Shorty_electrified-fountain_bone-density.php Podcasts Length: 4:04
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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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Tags: electrified fountain bone density disappointment bra aphorisms ]]> Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:31:19 -0500 4:04 tag:croncast.com,4431 Episode: #645 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate no electrified fountain, bone density, disappointment bra, aphorisms, Sumo Top, Warming Up, Kitty Ville http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4369/Sumo-Top-Warming-Up-Kitty-Ville_sausage-casing_brooklyn-job-fair.php Podcasts Length: 26:47
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Where is your shirt?
Sumo in the buff
Broken filters
There with a sword
Heading to Brooklyn job fair
I gotta suck it up
We gotta suck it up
Where the kitties play
Your sides get warm
It's like two sausages in one casing
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Where is your shirt?
Sumo in the buff
Broken filters
There with a sword
Heading to Brooklyn job fair
I gotta suck it up
We gotta suck it up
Where the kitties play
Your sides get warm
It's like two sausages in one casing
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: sausage casing brooklyn job fair broken filter naked sumo ]]> Wed, 05 May 2010 14:33:37 -0500 26:47 tag:croncast.com,4369 Episode: #623 Length: 26:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Where is your shirt? Sumo in the buff Broken filters There with a sword Heading to Brooklyn job fair I gotta suck it up We gotta suck it up Where the kitties play Your sides get warm It's like two sausages in one casing Oh! And if no sausage casing, brooklyn job fair, broken filter, naked sumo, Season 24 Episode 23: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4368/Season-24-Episode-23:-The-Croncast-Shorty_sausage-casing_brooklyn-job-fair.php Podcasts Length: 4:23
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Where is your shirt?
Sumo in the buff
Broken filters
There with a sword
Heading to Brooklyn job fair
I gotta suck it up
We gotta suck it up
Where the kitties play
Your sides get warm
It's like two sausages in one casing
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Where is your shirt?
Sumo in the buff
Broken filters
There with a sword
Heading to Brooklyn job fair
I gotta suck it up
We gotta suck it up
Where the kitties play
Your sides get warm
It's like two sausages in one casing
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: sausage casing brooklyn job fair broken filter naked sumo ]]> Wed, 05 May 2010 14:24:56 -0500 4:23 tag:croncast.com,4368 Episode: #623 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:23 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Where is your shirt? Sumo in the buff Broken filters There with a sword Heading to Brooklyn job fair I gotta suck it up We gotta suck it up Where the kitties play Your sides get warm It's like two sausages no sausage casing, brooklyn job fair, broken filter, naked sumo, The San Antonio, Doddering Bus Surfers, UES http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4340/The-San-Antonio-Doddering-Bus-Surfers-UES_ASPCA-cat_doddering.php Podcasts Length: 31:21
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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Length: 31:21
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:14:17 -0500 31:21 tag:croncast.com,4340 Episode: #614 Length: 31:21 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady no ASPCA cat, doddering, bus surfer, upper east side, san antonio Season 24 Ep 14: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4339/Season-24-Ep-14:-The-Croncast-Shorty_ASPCA-cat_doddering.php Podcasts Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Kicking it in the San Antonio
ASPCA cat eating the bed
Not a new animal
A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth
The hospital people told me so
The cat watcher
Why would you want to leave NY?
Buying all of the balloons at the fair
Rickshaws pulled by dogs
That would rule
15 sexy golden retrievers
Doddering bus surfers
Old people swearing is wrong
They're too cute or too old
The comics
Partying at the G
Winning your way to the Upper East Side
Trying harder to be fabulous
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Kicking it in the San Antonio
ASPCA cat eating the bed
Not a new animal
A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth
The hospital people told me so
The cat watcher
Why would you want to leave NY?
Buying all of the balloons at the fair
Rickshaws pulled by dogs
That would rule
15 sexy golden retrievers
Doddering bus surfers
Old people swearing is wrong
They're too cute or too old
The comics
Partying at the G
Winning your way to the Upper East Side
Trying harder to be fabulous
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:12:38 -0500 3:46 tag:croncast.com,4339 Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kicking it in the San Antonio ASPCA cat eating the bed Not a new animal A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth The hospital people told me so The cat watcher Why would you want to leave NY? Buying all no ASPCA cat, doddering, bus surfer, upper east side, san antonio Bloodhound to Beauty, Circus School, Freudian Slip http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4336/Bloodhound-to-Beauty-Circus-School-Freudian-Slip_circus-school_freudian-slip.php Podcasts Length: 25:12
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: circus school freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Length: 25:12
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: circus school freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:18:18 -0500 25:12 tag:croncast.com,4336 Episode: #613 Length: 25:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady no circus school, freudian slip, NYC, bloodhound to beauty, Season 24 Ep 13: The Shorty Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4335/Season-24-Ep-13:-The-Shorty-Croncast_smell-yourself_freudian-slip.php Podcasts Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: smell yourself freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: smell yourself freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:04:20 -0500 4:03 tag:croncast.com,4335 Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips no smell yourself, freudian slip, NYC, bloodhound to beauty, Legless Junker, iPad Love, Birthday Booze http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4333/Legless-Junker-iPad-Love-Birthday-Booze_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Podcasts Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:21:46 -0500 29:00 tag:croncast.com,4333 Episode: #612 Length: 29:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter