sidewalk | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for sidewalk. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for sidewalk. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for sidewalk. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg sidewalk | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for sidewalk. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove On the plains and blades http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1628/On-the-plains-and-blades_family_taking.php Blog On the plains and blades

Elliot spotted these ants on the sidewalk on our way back from the park.

Strange how taking the family with me on what was supposed to be a walk of solitude turned out to be so much better.



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Elliot spotted these ants on the sidewalk on our way back from the park.

Strange how taking the family with me on what was supposed to be a walk of solitude turned out to be so much better.



Tags: family taking walk solitude better ]]> Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:35:09 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1628 Elliot spotted these ants on the sidewalk on our way back from the park. Strange how taking the family with me on what was supposed to be a walk of solitude turned out to be so much better. no family, taking, walk, solitude, better Season 19 Ep 26: Kick Ass Mustache, Spilled Coffee, Toe Rings http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1551/Season-19-Ep-26:-Kick-Ass-Mustache-Spilled-Coffee-Toe-Rings_New-York-City_toe-rings.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-03-28 Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3
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Format: mp3

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Shout to Mike Dunn
You are digging yourself a hole Kris
Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet
Like a mommy in the morning?
Putting on deodorant walking down the block
Not one person looked at me sideways
Don't ask him for money
I love New York
I want to live someplace with a goat
They won't let me have a goat in New York
Well, when it poops they would see it
People just might want to eat your goat
It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk
She had toe rings
That was it getting on the plane
The kids keep going ape
I knock her Starbucks down and spill it
I am in row one, so I can get out quick
I really wanted to help this woman
Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee
She says, "Let me clean it up"
She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different
Did you get a toe ring to the face?
Turns out to be Billy Bob Thornton?
No
He was four Billy Bobs
Did you put on deodorant before you got on the plane?
When the person next to you seeks comfort
She starts weeping
I felt like such an asshole
It was not just the coffee it was the culmination of lots of things
We really need to go
And that is it. This is such a short show.
The kids are wired
Spilled Coffee
Kris is sick
Regular shows and show notes Monday.

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Show: #473
Length: 11:17
Size: 7.84 mb
Format: mp3

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Shout to Mike Dunn
You are digging yourself a hole Kris
Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet
Like a mommy in the morning?
Putting on deodorant walking down the block
Not one person looked at me sideways
Don't ask him for money
I love New York
I want to live someplace with a goat
They won't let me have a goat in New York
Well, when it poops they would see it
People just might want to eat your goat
It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk
She had toe rings
That was it getting on the plane
The kids keep going ape
I knock her Starbucks down and spill it
I am in row one, so I can get out quick
I really wanted to help this woman
Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee
She says, "Let me clean it up"
She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different
Did you get a toe ring to the face?
Turns out to be Billy Bob Thornton?
No
He was four Billy Bobs
Did you put on deodorant before you got on the plane?
When the person next to you seeks comfort
She starts weeping
I felt like such an asshole
It was not just the coffee it was the culmination of lots of things
We really need to go
And that is it. This is such a short show.
The kids are wired
Spilled Coffee
Kris is sick
Regular shows and show notes Monday.

The Resale Queen Podcast is now here! Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST


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Tags: New York City toe rings Mike Dunn mustache spilled coffee ]]> Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:54:07 -0500 11:17 tag:croncast.com,1551 Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3 Show: #473 Length: 11:17 Size: 7.84 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Shout to Mike Dunn You are digging yourself a hole Kris Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet Like a mommy in the morning? Putting on deodorant walking down the block Not one no New York City, toe rings, Mike Dunn, mustache, spilled coffee Betsy on way to gate http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1003/Betsy-on-way-to-gate_betsy_magic.php Blog Betsy on way to gate

We've made it to the plane but first Betsy wanted to ride the magic sidewalk.



Tags: betsy magic sidewalk ride first ]]>Betsy on way to gate

We've made it to the plane but first Betsy wanted to ride the magic sidewalk.



Tags: betsy magic sidewalk ride first ]]> Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:45:50 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1003 We've made it to the plane but first Betsy wanted to ride the magic sidewalk. no betsy, magic, sidewalk, ride, first Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 22, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/590/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Dec-22-2006_Craig-Patchett_Black-Box-wine.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-12-22 align= Croncast - 2006-12-22.mp3

Show: #317
Length: 26:14
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 22, 2006

Today's show is brought to you by Craig Patchett
Sorry for this one Craig but I was in a bad mood last night and the show . . . well . . . it is shorter than usual, we owe you 4 minutes or so
Black Box Wine drink it like a spigot
I is like a giant juice box
That is the nice part about living with your mom
Franzia, no it is not Franzia
"Better than Franzia in small print"
I don't need any of that
The cell phone photo
Discarded prophylactic on the sidewalk
It was really the parking garage
Not common in a corporate parking garage
Betsy thinks it is normal for a suburban swampland
I know you were pretty young, mr ziploc
Wanna see where I took all my dates
It looked like a slasher set
Let's go take a look at the stars
When you're 16 it works
Discard the Cub Foods bag totally loaded
So where are they gonna go kick it Mr. B?
Behind Old Navy? No. Because freaks like me need cardboard
It is just something that you can't discard
Getting a Hep shot
Most people need them not catch if from the K-mart bathroom
Yes I did get super outraged
Betsy reads about herpies . . . Kris gets cold sores . . .NO HE DOES NOT
That's ok Kris I have come to grips with your disease
I don't have cold sores
Stress . . . bleedy pockets, are you nuts! . . . canker sores
The Monday role reversal
Listening to old shows and Betsy says some mean things to Kris
Betsy has broken down and is back at Goodwill
It's like selling Italian ice in the middle of winter
I wasn't going to tell you that I was going
But they had something perfect for you
Betsy calls and asks me to send her money
I never complain when she asks for Goodwill loot
Karma says Betsy should be there
And so did Kris
Kris's little country ditty for Betsy
"I swore off Goodwill on a Sunday, I was back at store opening on Monday"
Maggie got some pretty Barbies
I got you something the other day . . . I gotta wash it first
"You can't put this in the show notes"
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Cut two sides out of a white kitchen back and wear it around all day
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Thank god for internet porn
Kris really wants a . . . yeah 10 years ago
It was a lifestyle thing
Betsy finally tells me what she wants instead of reading between the lines
I'll probably drop it in the tub with you in it
We will be back on Christmas day!!
Find a quite corner on Monday and listen to the show all by yourself


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Show: #317
Length: 26:14
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 22, 2006

Today's show is brought to you by Craig Patchett
Sorry for this one Craig but I was in a bad mood last night and the show . . . well . . . it is shorter than usual, we owe you 4 minutes or so
Black Box Wine drink it like a spigot
I is like a giant juice box
That is the nice part about living with your mom
Franzia, no it is not Franzia
"Better than Franzia in small print"
I don't need any of that
The cell phone photo
Discarded prophylactic on the sidewalk
It was really the parking garage
Not common in a corporate parking garage
Betsy thinks it is normal for a suburban swampland
I know you were pretty young, mr ziploc
Wanna see where I took all my dates
It looked like a slasher set
Let's go take a look at the stars
When you're 16 it works
Discard the Cub Foods bag totally loaded
So where are they gonna go kick it Mr. B?
Behind Old Navy? No. Because freaks like me need cardboard
It is just something that you can't discard
Getting a Hep shot
Most people need them not catch if from the K-mart bathroom
Yes I did get super outraged
Betsy reads about herpies . . . Kris gets cold sores . . .NO HE DOES NOT
That's ok Kris I have come to grips with your disease
I don't have cold sores
Stress . . . bleedy pockets, are you nuts! . . . canker sores
The Monday role reversal
Listening to old shows and Betsy says some mean things to Kris
Betsy has broken down and is back at Goodwill
It's like selling Italian ice in the middle of winter
I wasn't going to tell you that I was going
But they had something perfect for you
Betsy calls and asks me to send her money
I never complain when she asks for Goodwill loot
Karma says Betsy should be there
And so did Kris
Kris's little country ditty for Betsy
"I swore off Goodwill on a Sunday, I was back at store opening on Monday"
Maggie got some pretty Barbies
I got you something the other day . . . I gotta wash it first
"You can't put this in the show notes"
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Cut two sides out of a white kitchen back and wear it around all day
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Thank god for internet porn
Kris really wants a . . . yeah 10 years ago
It was a lifestyle thing
Betsy finally tells me what she wants instead of reading between the lines
I'll probably drop it in the tub with you in it
We will be back on Christmas day!!
Find a quite corner on Monday and listen to the show all by yourself


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