street | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for street. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for street. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for street. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg street | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for street. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 23 Ep 09: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4234/Season-23-Ep-09:-Croncast-Sampler_croncast_kris-smith.php Podcasts Length: 5:54
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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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Tags: croncast kris smith betsy smith season 23 ep 08 get cool ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:11:13 -0500 5:54 tag:croncast.com,4234 Show: #544-Sampler Length: 5:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hey hey Those comments are gonna flow Yes, I've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I no croncast, kris smith, betsy smith, season 23 ep 08, get cool Season 23 Ep 09: Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4233/Season-23-Ep-09:-Daddy-Justice-Aluminum-Lined-Long-Memory_hamster_pet-store.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0500 28:09 tag:croncast.com,4233 Show: #544 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey hey Thos comments are gonna flow Yes, i've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go no hamster, pet store, dylan's candy bar, new york, la moille Season 23 Ep 07: Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4231/Season-23-Ep-07:-Green-Pants-Entering-the-Scene-Chicagowaukee-accent_Chicagowaukee_leprechaun.php Podcasts Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0500 30:33 tag:croncast.com,4231 Show: #542 Length: 30:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times I have on my robe, bunny slippers You wish you could afford the Times That's true Or had a stoop of my own Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building What I like about no Chicagowaukee, leprechaun, bunny slippers, NYC marathon, Season 23 Ep 02: The Penthouse, Bedazzled Shirts, Purse Selling Zombies http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4224/Season-23-Ep-02:-The-Penthouse-Bedazzled-Shirts-Purse-Selling-Zombies_Pure-Las-Vegas_VIP.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can't tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three undred people waiting to get in . . .
And then us
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded
All too much
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over
Failed arena football player
Heading to the penthouse party
Yes, I'll take you up right now
I don't fit at all
The head neck move dance all together
We make our way in
Turns out it is a Penthouse part
Not a penthouse party
Was TMZ there?
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?
I was on the of the line
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom
No, but they did let me know I might not get in
Leave you outside?
Yeah, but I totally understand
Gonna make it happen
I know that you know that I am impressed
You aren't making eye contact with me
We get into the VIP area
That was it
Didn't know what to do after that
Then the free drinks began
They brought out the Cristal
It was a cliche of cliches
Everyone is loving it
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up
Every Ed Hardy design was represented
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying
I took Maggie to a craft shop
Where?
On Canal Street
Nice
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven
That's marriagr
The store was half empty
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas


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Tags: Pure Las Vegas VIP Penthouse Party schlumpy Ed hardy ]]> Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can't tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three undred people waiting to get in . . .
And then us
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded
All too much
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over
Failed arena football player
Heading to the penthouse party
Yes, I'll take you up right now
I don't fit at all
The head neck move dance all together
We make our way in
Turns out it is a Penthouse part
Not a penthouse party
Was TMZ there?
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?
I was on the of the line
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom
No, but they did let me know I might not get in
Leave you outside?
Yeah, but I totally understand
Gonna make it happen
I know that you know that I am impressed
You aren't making eye contact with me
We get into the VIP area
That was it
Didn't know what to do after that
Then the free drinks began
They brought out the Cristal
It was a cliche of cliches
Everyone is loving it
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up
Every Ed Hardy design was represented
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying
I took Maggie to a craft shop
Where?
On Canal Street
Nice
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven
That's marriagr
The store was half empty
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas


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Tags: Pure Las Vegas VIP Penthouse Party schlumpy Ed hardy ]]> Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:44:52 -0500 28:05 tag:croncast.com,4224 Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three undred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and no Pure Las Vegas, VIP, Penthouse Party, schlumpy, Ed hardy blogger lounge ces w @1timstreet http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4220/blogger-lounge-ces-w-@1timstreet_timstreet_coffe.php Blog blogger lounge ces w @1timstreet

time for coffe



Tags: timstreet coffe w ces lounge ]]>blogger lounge ces w @1timstreet

time for coffe



Tags: timstreet coffe w ces lounge ]]> Sat, 09 Jan 2010 14:42:52 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4220 time for coffe no timstreet, coffe, w, ces, lounge Croncast The New York Days http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4214/Croncast-The-New-York-Days_New-York_Kris-Smith.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-12-31 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
Show: #535
Length: 8:42

Format: mp3

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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
Sign up on the Get Cool page
New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!


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Tags: New York Kris Smith Betsy Smith paid podcast subscription unique rss feed ]]>Croncast 2009-12-31 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
Show: #535
Length: 8:42

Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
Sign up on the Get Cool page
New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!


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Tags: New York Kris Smith Betsy Smith paid podcast subscription unique rss feed ]]> Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:25:05 -0500 8:42 tag:croncast.com,4214 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3 Show: #535 Length: 8:42 Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th! We're making some changes The new shows are paid subscription Sign up on the Get Cool page New York is like living on an elevator You're all up in no New York, Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, paid podcast subscription, unique rss feed 86th Street Tile http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4171/86th-Street-Tile_tile_street.php Blog 86th Street Tile



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Tags: signage beam street th ]]> Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:07:57 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4167 no signage, beam, street, th, Balloon Inflating 76th Street http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4161/Balloon-Inflating--76th-Street_street_th.php Blog Balloon Inflating 76th Street



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Tags: street th inflating balloon ]]> Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:01:30 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4161 no street, th, inflating, balloon, sleep 42 downing street http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2064/sleep-42-downing-street_street_downing.php Blog sleep 42 downing street



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Tags: street downing sleep ]]> Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:44:41 -0400 tag:croncast.com,2064 no street, downing, sleep, , @1timstreet @digcommtom I found her champale glass #missdeborah http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2026/@1timstreet-@digcommtom-I-found-her-champale-glass-#missdeborah_glass_missdeborah.php Blog @1timstreet @digcommtom I found her champale glass #missdeborah

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Tags: glass missdeborah champale found digcommtom ]]> Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:26:50 -0400 tag:croncast.com,2026 ~ no glass, missdeborah, champale, found, digcommtom NYC Meetup - Friday, May 8th! http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1955/NYC-Meetup---Friday-May-8th!_Stout_NYC.php Blog
Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B


Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]>
Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B


Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]> Tue, 05 May 2009 08:29:47 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1955 This Friday, May 8th the meetup will be at 7 p.m. Location: Stout 133 West 33rd Street New York, NY Map Near Penn Station and these trains 33rd Street (PATH) 34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W) 34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3) This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B no Stout, NYC, Meetup, Croncast, Not really an episode - Announcement http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1954/Not-really-an-episode---Announcement_Stout_NYC.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-05-04 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3
Show: #531
Length: 3:05
Size: 4.1 mb
Format: mp3

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Not a real episode more like an announcement
Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.

Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

We hope to see you there!


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Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]>Croncast 2009-05-04 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3
Show: #531
Length: 3:05
Size: 4.1 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Not a real episode more like an announcement
Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.

Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

We hope to see you there!


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Tags: Stout NYC Meetup Croncast ]]> Mon, 04 May 2009 16:31:06 -0400 3:05 tag:croncast.com,1954 Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3 Show: #531 Length: 3:05 Size: 4.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Not a real episode more like an announcement Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m. Location: Stout 133 West 33rd Street New York, NY Map Near Penn Station and these trains no Stout, NYC, Meetup, Croncast, Season 21 Ep 25: The Breadwinner, Unhandicapped Joke, You'd Love it Here http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1946/Season-21-Ep-25:-The-Breadwinner-Unhandicapped-Joke-Youd-Love-it-Here_Prada_Store-SOHO.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-13 Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3
Show: #525
Length: 32:37
Size: 30.1 mb
Format: mp3

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Where the shows been?
I'm not well
Hear it in the voice
Why do men get sicker than women?
It is like quantum mechanical
Betsy, he looks really bad
No one was validating
You had a temp of 98.6
That's high for me
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me
I talked with two people this week
That's it
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps
Let's give the run down
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far
Well, you are being paid
That $40 a week is going to take us through
You gotta finish strong
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't
Later in the show my pants starts falling down
No laughs at this either
Here I am walking down the street
So what's going on with you guys then?
I'm not going to list it out again
Follow Kris on twitter
Join the Croncast Facebook group
We come around the pillars
There are people just smoking
Blowing smoke in tourists faces
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"
Flicks his cigarette
He's doing the new york fast walk
Of course the cop didn't care
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack
I think you would love New York, Betsy
Sure I almost got robbed
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York
It's got high energy


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Where the shows been?
I'm not well
Hear it in the voice
Why do men get sicker than women?
It is like quantum mechanical
Betsy, he looks really bad
No one was validating
You had a temp of 98.6
That's high for me
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me
I talked with two people this week
That's it
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps
Let's give the run down
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far
Well, you are being paid
That $40 a week is going to take us through
You gotta finish strong
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't
Later in the show my pants starts falling down
No laughs at this either
Here I am walking down the street
So what's going on with you guys then?
I'm not going to list it out again
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We come around the pillars
There are people just smoking
Blowing smoke in tourists faces
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"
Flicks his cigarette
He's doing the new york fast walk
Of course the cop didn't care
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack
I think you would love New York, Betsy
Sure I almost got robbed
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York
It's got high energy


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Tags: Prada Store SOHO breadwinner NYC kidrobot ]]> Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:45:36 -0400 32:47 tag:croncast.com,1946 Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3 Show: #525 Length: 32:37 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Where the shows been? I'm not well Hear it in the voice Why do men get sicker than women? It is like quantum mechanical Betsy, he looks really bad No one was validating You had a temp of no Prada, Store SOHO, breadwinner, NYC, kidrobot buffalo pasture http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1859/buffalo-pasture_view_pasture.php Blog buffalo pasture

this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.

that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.



Tags: view pasture sound cars back ]]>buffalo pasture

this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.

that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.



Tags: view pasture sound cars back ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:38:08 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1859 this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house. that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back. no view, pasture, sound, cars, back two lanes wide, the names http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1784/two-lanes-wide-the-names_operation-iraqi-freedom_operation-enduring-freedom.php Blog two lanes wide, the names

the crowd got hushed quite a bit when they saw this banner coming down the street when they realized what it was.

the banner has the names of every soldier killed to date in the current iraq war. the stunning part is that the names are written very small.

it had a great impact. people were commenting about how big the banner was.

no one clapped when this one went by.

i got choked up and am again typing this up.



Tags: operation iraqi freedom operation enduring freedom names written small ]]>two lanes wide, the names

the crowd got hushed quite a bit when they saw this banner coming down the street when they realized what it was.

the banner has the names of every soldier killed to date in the current iraq war. the stunning part is that the names are written very small.

it had a great impact. people were commenting about how big the banner was.

no one clapped when this one went by.

i got choked up and am again typing this up.



Tags: operation iraqi freedom operation enduring freedom names written small ]]> Mon, 26 May 2008 16:31:48 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1784 the crowd got hushed quite a bit when they saw this banner coming down the street when they realized what it was. the banner has the names of every soldier killed to date in the current iraq war. the stunning part is that the names are written very small. it had a great impact. people were commenting about how big the banner was. no no operation iraqi freedom, operation enduring freedom, names, written, small senor bubble maker http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1778/senor-bubble-maker_making_street.php Blog senor bubble maker

elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.

the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.



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elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.

the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.



Tags: making street bubbles sitting wind ]]> Mon, 26 May 2008 16:09:29 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1778 elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles. the people that were sitting down wind, not so much. no making, street, bubbles, sitting, wind parade bubbles http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1772/parade-bubbles_street_playing.php Blog parade bubbles

yes, those would be my kids playing in the street.



Tags: street playing kids bubbles parade ]]>parade bubbles

yes, those would be my kids playing in the street.



Tags: street playing kids bubbles parade ]]> Mon, 26 May 2008 10:32:51 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1772 yes, those would be my kids playing in the street. no street, playing, kids, bubbles, parade Spend Happy Hour with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1757/Spend-Happy-Hour-with-Mrs-and-Mrs-Smith_House-of-Shields_San-Francisco.php Blog DSC05291

That's right, you can have a drink or four with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith at House of Shields in San Francisco this evening at 6:30 pm. Many thanks to HOS proprietor, Schlomo, for having the ladies. Even if no one else but these two show up it is not going to end well.

House of Shields is located at 39 New Montgomery Street: see below.


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That's right, you can have a drink or four with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith at House of Shields in San Francisco this evening at 6:30 pm. Many thanks to HOS proprietor, Schlomo, for having the ladies. Even if no one else but these two show up it is not going to end well.

House of Shields is located at 39 New Montgomery Street: see below.


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Tags: House of Shields San Francisco Schlomo Mrs. and Mrs. Smith ]]> Wed, 21 May 2008 16:03:54 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1757 That's right, you can have a drink or four with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith at House of Shields in San Francisco this evening at 6:30 pm. Many thanks to HOS proprietor, Schlomo, for having the ladies. Even if no one else but these two show up it is not going to end well. House of Shields is located at 39 New Montgomery Street: see no House of Shields, San Francisco, Schlomo, Mrs. and Mrs. Smith, McMansion across the street http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1639/McMansion-across-the-street_mcmansion_street.php Blog McMansion across the street

This McMansion is one of large cluster across the street from our house. It is small compared to the others further back.

It isn't a gated community but they put up no trespassing signs everywhere during the summer. I encourage Zues to poop on this part of our journey.

Tags: mcmansion street across during everywhere ]]>McMansion across the street

This McMansion is one of large cluster across the street from our house. It is small compared to the others further back.

It isn't a gated community but they put up no trespassing signs everywhere during the summer. I encourage Zues to poop on this part of our journey.

Tags: mcmansion street across during everywhere ]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:23:01 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1639 This McMansion is one of large cluster across the street from our house. It is small compared to the others further back. It isn't a gated community but they put up no trespassing signs everywhere during the summer. I encourage Zues to poop on this part of our journey. no mcmansion, street, across, during, everywhere Pepsi Super Bowl Commercial Bob's House http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1317/Pepsi-Super-Bowl-Commercial-Bobs-House_deaf_sign-language.php Blog The Stuff Super Bowl Ads Are Made Of" when he says,
It truly has the stuff that Super Bowl Ads are Made of and looks like it will be one of the most talk about ad campaigns of this Super Bowl Season.

Wanna see it?



As Tim mentions in his post there is quite a back story here of how this commercial came about. It was originally produced by a few PepsiCo employees that are part of the EnAble group. Their version wasn't very Hollywood but very effective as a treatment or proof of concept because the story is told so well.

Look for some more buzz and talk in the next few weeks about this commercial as well as follow up videos.

How would I know? I mentioned on a podcast that I had a consulting gig that changed focus, right? Well, the team that is working this inside Pepsi and the digital team at a NYC agency are at the top of their game and will give this campaign legs beyond this one ad.

Tags: deaf sign language joke EnAble PepsiCo Super Bowl ]]>The Stuff Super Bowl Ads Are Made Of" when he says,
It truly has the stuff that Super Bowl Ads are Made of and looks like it will be one of the most talk about ad campaigns of this Super Bowl Season.

Wanna see it?



As Tim mentions in his post there is quite a back story here of how this commercial came about. It was originally produced by a few PepsiCo employees that are part of the EnAble group. Their version wasn't very Hollywood but very effective as a treatment or proof of concept because the story is told so well.

Look for some more buzz and talk in the next few weeks about this commercial as well as follow up videos.

How would I know? I mentioned on a podcast that I had a consulting gig that changed focus, right? Well, the team that is working this inside Pepsi and the digital team at a NYC agency are at the top of their game and will give this campaign legs beyond this one ad.

Tags: deaf sign language joke EnAble PepsiCo Super Bowl ]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:42:22 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1317 Tim gets it right in his post "The Stuff Super Bowl Ads Are Made Of" when he says, It truly has the stuff that Super Bowl Ads are Made of and looks like it will be one of the most talk about ad campaigns of this Super Bowl Season. Wanna see it? As Tim mentions in his post there is quite a back story here of how this commercial came no deaf, sign language, joke, EnAble, PepsiCo Season 19 Ep 9: Casey's Bags, The Breakups, Groups of two http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1316/Season-19-Ep-9:-Caseys-Bags-The-Breakups-Groups-of-two_Rock-Band_Silicon-Prairie.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-01-25 align= Croncast - 2008-01-25.mp3
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You know the comments have been light
You haven't been on Kris
People said they loved the mono story
But that shit was a total downer, Kris
You can't keep going parking with those ladies
I lived out every Bruce Springsteen song, ever
Small town birth control: Casey's bag
Some hostess snowballs and a bag
You date leans over and says thanks for the birth control
Who wants to buy condoms from their conservative cousins
She thinks you got long johns and condoms
We actually went out together
Sure I hadn't left in two weeks
It snowed a foot of snow and the road was open
Our driveway looks like a demolition derby
Still has your parked car on it
I had a dream about running for Treasurer in Naperville
We won't be selling the car
Betsy, right now
Small web job saved it for now
The big things are next
Things are turning around for you Mr B
We went to Silicon Prairie
I hate that name
I love it, Kris
It could be changed to Farm Hand Geeks
Or even Country Coders
The had Rock Band and that was fun
Sure, Dave Bost and Larry from Microsoft were there
They are Microsoft Evangelists
Why don't you have an xbox?
I don't spend money on games
Get a rhumba from Goodwill
They're charging more than eBay
It's even first generation
So you get on Rock Band
My first band broke up during the first song
You guys sucked
But then you moved to the lead singer
You nailed it
Do you have "Short, short man by 20 fingers?"
You have such a love for old school Chicago house
The same drum
Can I clue you in to rock
The same song for the last 30 years
It's like ick, Kris
House music is all about feeling good
Did your mom just happen to be on street corner in Davenport, IA?
It's not a boob without nipple
Yeah, it's all cleavage without it
Not really
Good, when I see you come on stage I hate you
Better, to know that you hate yourself too
Now lets have some fun
New curriculum for ever class
That is not the school you want to go to
Betsy, you are too dirty
Yeah, news flash
I have all these shows for you to point out what's wrong with me
My checklist is all filled in
Tomorrow: Resale Queen Podcast by 9 a.m. CST
Topic: What you need in your resale kit
Shout out to Yoosun Lee in NYC

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The Resale Queen Podcast is now here!
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You know the comments have been light
You haven't been on Kris
People said they loved the mono story
But that shit was a total downer, Kris
You can't keep going parking with those ladies
I lived out every Bruce Springsteen song, ever
Small town birth control: Casey's bag
Some hostess snowballs and a bag
You date leans over and says thanks for the birth control
Who wants to buy condoms from their conservative cousins
She thinks you got long johns and condoms
We actually went out together
Sure I hadn't left in two weeks
It snowed a foot of snow and the road was open
Our driveway looks like a demolition derby
Still has your parked car on it
I had a dream about running for Treasurer in Naperville
We won't be selling the car
Betsy, right now
Small web job saved it for now
The big things are next
Things are turning around for you Mr B
We went to Silicon Prairie
I hate that name
I love it, Kris
It could be changed to Farm Hand Geeks
Or even Country Coders
The had Rock Band and that was fun
Sure, Dave Bost and Larry from Microsoft were there
They are Microsoft Evangelists
Why don't you have an xbox?
I don't spend money on games
Get a rhumba from Goodwill
They're charging more than eBay
It's even first generation
So you get on Rock Band
My first band broke up during the first song
You guys sucked
But then you moved to the lead singer
You nailed it
Do you have "Short, short man by 20 fingers?"
You have such a love for old school Chicago house
The same drum
Can I clue you in to rock
The same song for the last 30 years
It's like ick, Kris
House music is all about feeling good
Did your mom just happen to be on street corner in Davenport, IA?
It's not a boob without nipple
Yeah, it's all cleavage without it
Not really
Good, when I see you come on stage I hate you
Better, to know that you hate yourself too
Now lets have some fun
New curriculum for ever class
That is not the school you want to go to
Betsy, you are too dirty
Yeah, news flash
I have all these shows for you to point out what's wrong with me
My checklist is all filled in
Tomorrow: Resale Queen Podcast by 9 a.m. CST
Topic: What you need in your resale kit
Shout out to Yoosun Lee in NYC

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Tags: Rock Band Silicon Prairie Dave Bost Microsoft Evangelist Davenport ]]> Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:44:44 -0500 26:05 tag:croncast.com,1316 no Rock Band, Silicon Prairie, Dave Bost, Microsoft Evangelist, Davenport Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 07, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1240/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Dec-07-2007_Thrift-Score_beard-trim.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-12-07 align= Croncast - 2007-12-07.mp3
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Leave those comments on the posts
I'm going to commission something for you for Christmas, Kris
A bronze statue?
No, a paint by numbers
There has to be a service online like that
My paint by number would be one number
Yeah, with a bucket of porcelain white paint
Your improv classes are coming to an end
Sure I got one more to go
All anxious about this job stuff
You are like a woman this way, Kris
Your puffy cuffedness blasting
My beard was all jacked up
I needed a trim
The website can't see the fact you shouldn't
No shaving it off
I do enough repulsive crap in my day
I set you up with a barber for a beard trim
It wasn't a regular barber, it was mans man barber
So anyway I went to improv
It was great, I gave up the scene
He said, you intimidate me
The stay at home intimidator
I thought should I go with Kris to the man spa
Is Kris going to end up getting a happy ending massage?
Funny you should say that, I did get a free massage
I roll in right on time
They ask me my name
He had the pencil line goatee
That weird etched on looking beard thing
Kind of like a Backstreet boys
Head back to the lounge
What do you mean?
The cigar lounge in the back
Leather couches, flat screen TV
This woman walks in
She a masseuse
Would you like a free massage?
Sure
I don't any cash, I know this isn't free
Yeah, you gotta tip
Don't you have to get out to your job at The Buckle?
Yes, I also have a degree from there
You gotta be on the inside to tell a certain type of joke
I am on this inside
She was kneeding you dough and commenting that you were buff?
That is why I was laughing so so hard
I'm slumped in front of a computer all day
My muscles are dough
It was the sales pitch
I didn't take my shirt off
This was an 'over the clotheser'
Is that on the board?
I'll take an, a . . . over the clotheser
I meet the barber
When I say that I don't have time for a shave
The barber tells me that he can't just trim my beard
Without the shave he won't do it
I felt like I was in a Larry David episode
I had to argue with this man for 10 minutes to get in the chair
"It's all about chair time"
I'm in a really big hurry
I will pay you for the chair time
No, no you won't
I tell him that I am leaving
He says, come on back, I'll do it
"But you don't understand that I don't just do dis. I do dis."
I told him that knew he was an artist but I just need a trim
It all went down horribly
I can't even show people how bad my goatee looks
Oh, it sucks
Yeah, you look really bad Mr B
It's like my bad perm but on your face
Betsy thanks Markx again for the stuff
Especially, Thrift Score Zines
Marie Down South, the thrifty stripper
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It's Tell a Friend Friday!
Get out there and tell somebody about the show
Leave those comments on the posts
I'm going to commission something for you for Christmas, Kris
A bronze statue?
No, a paint by numbers
There has to be a service online like that
My paint by number would be one number
Yeah, with a bucket of porcelain white paint
Your improv classes are coming to an end
Sure I got one more to go
All anxious about this job stuff
You are like a woman this way, Kris
Your puffy cuffedness blasting
My beard was all jacked up
I needed a trim
The website can't see the fact you shouldn't
No shaving it off
I do enough repulsive crap in my day
I set you up with a barber for a beard trim
It wasn't a regular barber, it was mans man barber
So anyway I went to improv
It was great, I gave up the scene
He said, you intimidate me
The stay at home intimidator
I thought should I go with Kris to the man spa
Is Kris going to end up getting a happy ending massage?
Funny you should say that, I did get a free massage
I roll in right on time
They ask me my name
He had the pencil line goatee
That weird etched on looking beard thing
Kind of like a Backstreet boys
Head back to the lounge
What do you mean?
The cigar lounge in the back
Leather couches, flat screen TV
This woman walks in
She a masseuse
Would you like a free massage?
Sure
I don't any cash, I know this isn't free
Yeah, you gotta tip
Don't you have to get out to your job at The Buckle?
Yes, I also have a degree from there
You gotta be on the inside to tell a certain type of joke
I am on this inside
She was kneeding you dough and commenting that you were buff?
That is why I was laughing so so hard
I'm slumped in front of a computer all day
My muscles are dough
It was the sales pitch
I didn't take my shirt off
This was an 'over the clotheser'
Is that on the board?
I'll take an, a . . . over the clotheser
I meet the barber
When I say that I don't have time for a shave
The barber tells me that he can't just trim my beard
Without the shave he won't do it
I felt like I was in a Larry David episode
I had to argue with this man for 10 minutes to get in the chair
"It's all about chair time"
I'm in a really big hurry
I will pay you for the chair time
No, no you won't
I tell him that I am leaving
He says, come on back, I'll do it
"But you don't understand that I don't just do dis. I do dis."
I told him that knew he was an artist but I just need a trim
It all went down horribly
I can't even show people how bad my goatee looks
Oh, it sucks
Yeah, you look really bad Mr B
It's like my bad perm but on your face
Betsy thanks Markx again for the stuff
Especially, Thrift Score Zines
Marie Down South, the thrifty stripper
Tell your friends about the show . . . it's Friday!!!

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Tags: Thrift Score beard trim masseuse Backstreet Boys Marie Down South ]]> Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:48:30 -0500 34:37 tag:croncast.com,1240 no Thrift Score, beard trim, masseuse, Backstreet Boys, Marie Down South Marc Vandreessen's Hollywood vision http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1148/Marc-Vandreessens-Hollywood-vision_Writers-strike_internet-television.php Blog Rebuilding Hollywood in Silicon Valley's image, about the current writers' strike in Hollywood and the impact that it could have on the industry and their business models.
"The writers' strike, and the studios' response to the strike, may radically accelerate a structural shift in the media industry -- a shift of power from studios and conglomerates towards creators and talent."
Recommended reading for anyone producing media. Yeah, you too non-Hollywood basement producer this impacts you.

I had a conversation with Tim Street late last week where he pointed out many of things that Marc hit on. Obviously, Tim's perspective is less Valley oriented but since he is a producer, but the sentiment is the same. It is is time for the creatives to take control of their work and distribute it online themselves.

The time seems to be right for this to come together. It sort of feels like podcasting did in 2004 when the stars aligned.

Tags: Writers strike internet television Marc Vandreessen Tim Street ]]>Rebuilding Hollywood in Silicon Valley's image, about the current writers' strike in Hollywood and the impact that it could have on the industry and their business models.
"The writers' strike, and the studios' response to the strike, may radically accelerate a structural shift in the media industry -- a shift of power from studios and conglomerates towards creators and talent."
Recommended reading for anyone producing media. Yeah, you too non-Hollywood basement producer this impacts you.

I had a conversation with Tim Street late last week where he pointed out many of things that Marc hit on. Obviously, Tim's perspective is less Valley oriented but since he is a producer, but the sentiment is the same. It is is time for the creatives to take control of their work and distribute it online themselves.

The time seems to be right for this to come together. It sort of feels like podcasting did in 2004 when the stars aligned.

Tags: Writers strike internet television Marc Vandreessen Tim Street ]]> Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:45:24 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1148 Marc Vandreessen put up an excellent post today, Rebuilding Hollywood in Silicon Valley's image, about the current writers' strike in Hollywood and the impact that it could have on the industry and their business models. "The writers' strike, and the studios' response to the strike, may radically accelerate a structural no Writers strike, internet television, Marc Vandreessen, Tim Street, Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 02, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1119/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-02-2007_Franklin-Mint_Breast-feeding-plates.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-11-02 align= Croncast - 2007-11-02.mp3
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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 02, 2007

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Switched up the intro
Added Podcast.com as a place you might get your podcasts
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Happy early birthday to Mark
He needs a cold turkey quit smoking partner
You up for it Betsy?
Does he have someone in Atlanta?
My birthday is then seven days after
Right after our three year mark
We'll be doing this until the wheels fall off
I get worried about our archive
Yeah, can't you just burn it to disc
Final paycheck from the day job came in today
Today was the contract execution date
So many things had to fall into place
We talk money and situation for a bit
For those of you who don't like this stuff skip ahead to 14:08
Many people have been in our shoes
You better get a job Mr B
It's already not been nice
We said we weren't going to talk about this stuff anymore
However, it's all be got going on right now
It is what takes up our waking hours
That's your problem Mr B
It's stressful
Yeah, we could end up moving . . . highly likely
Very little is going on here in Chicago
Not a leading edge city
The coasts are full of rocking gigs
Looking for jobs that are in wrong category
I found 10 different ones put away like this
Next is to contact the recruiters on these sites
Newly revised resume in PDF format (Yes, I know address is missing in this version)
Check it out
Though it's the same as my Linkedin Profile
I've had lots of people on this resume
Everyone is telling me that this will take longer than
Every time we talk about money it makes people crazy
Don't bother sending the hate mail
What do you want for your birthday?
Don't even say
Health insurance?
I have health insurance for us through January
Could this be worse?
Yes
I have contracts, things I can't share
It's up to listeners to fill in blanks
Dating the show
Part of being smart is that you should hate TV
I love TV Mr B
When you say kerchief it sounds like crew chief when you say it
Your references are all 80's TV
I am breaking into a new garage sale area
Hinsdale, a swanky Chicago suburb
Betsy puts the stereotype lifestyle
Kris finally tells the breast feeding plate story
The mosquito fogger driving down the street and chasing it
Breast feeding was the best time of my life
If you have healthy children
I will buy you your own plates, Betsy
With correct hair, eye and nipple color
You're gonna get me a titty plate?
You just don't bust those out that awesome
Oh, man your mom, Kris
You have no more awesome stories
I watched Three's Company
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Show: #428
Length: 30:52
Size: 22.2mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 02, 2007

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Happy early birthday to Mark
He needs a cold turkey quit smoking partner
You up for it Betsy?
Does he have someone in Atlanta?
My birthday is then seven days after
Right after our three year mark
We'll be doing this until the wheels fall off
I get worried about our archive
Yeah, can't you just burn it to disc
Final paycheck from the day job came in today
Today was the contract execution date
So many things had to fall into place
We talk money and situation for a bit
For those of you who don't like this stuff skip ahead to 14:08
Many people have been in our shoes
You better get a job Mr B
It's already not been nice
We said we weren't going to talk about this stuff anymore
However, it's all be got going on right now
It is what takes up our waking hours
That's your problem Mr B
It's stressful
Yeah, we could end up moving . . . highly likely
Very little is going on here in Chicago
Not a leading edge city
The coasts are full of rocking gigs
Looking for jobs that are in wrong category
I found 10 different ones put away like this
Next is to contact the recruiters on these sites
Newly revised resume in PDF format (Yes, I know address is missing in this version)
Check it out
Though it's the same as my Linkedin Profile
I've had lots of people on this resume
Everyone is telling me that this will take longer than
Every time we talk about money it makes people crazy
Don't bother sending the hate mail
What do you want for your birthday?
Don't even say
Health insurance?
I have health insurance for us through January
Could this be worse?
Yes
I have contracts, things I can't share
It's up to listeners to fill in blanks
Dating the show
Part of being smart is that you should hate TV
I love TV Mr B
When you say kerchief it sounds like crew chief when you say it
Your references are all 80's TV
I am breaking into a new garage sale area
Hinsdale, a swanky Chicago suburb
Betsy puts the stereotype lifestyle
Kris finally tells the breast feeding plate story
The mosquito fogger driving down the street and chasing it
Breast feeding was the best time of my life
If you have healthy children
I will buy you your own plates, Betsy
With correct hair, eye and nipple color
You're gonna get me a titty plate?
You just don't bust those out that awesome
Oh, man your mom, Kris
You have no more awesome stories
I watched Three's Company
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