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crosby street players

Sun, 29 May 2011 09:08:36 -0500

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a door thompson street apartment

Tue, 17 May 2011 20:41:09 -0500

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Street Meat Receipt, On Set, Chopstick

Mon, 09 May 2011 21:08:58 -0500

Episode: #739 | Length:27:14 | Format: mp3

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Street meat receipt

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private street gets private treatment - snowpocalypse nyc 2010

Mon, 27 Dec 2010 14:52:44 -0600

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canal street purse shop 9 a.m.

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:35:24 -0500

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west 84th street

Sat, 02 Oct 2010 19:27:45 -0500

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K Baskett, No Lid, An Island

Thu, 23 Sep 2010 00:13:41 -0500

Episode: #679 | Length: 28:02 | Format: mp3

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Short on the notes . . .

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pearl street winds

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:11:20 -0500

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private streets

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:58:10 -0500

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private street, new york city

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:57:03 -0500

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Wild Game, Sweaty Messenger, Lucky Penny

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:11:22 -0500

Episode: #649
Length: 28:45
Format: mp3

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Sweaty messenger
Worst idea to get in that elevator
The Karma follows
It was my lucky penny!
Missing buffets in this city
They're not missing . . . not needed
They would be overrun by rats and roaches
Wild game street meat

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Season 25 Episode 24: The Croncast Shorty

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:07:57 -0500

Episode: #649 The Croncast Shorty
Length: 3:56
Format: mp3

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Street Turtles, Tube Top Wins, The Mist

Fri, 07 May 2010 17:17:50 -0500

Episode: #624
Length: 30:02
Format: mp3

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She did time
Biggest drop in 23 years
Want to buy a turtle?
An inspiration to all
What's at the end of the rainbow?
Rolling the dice, again
Maybe this is what we're supposed to provide for the kids
Tube top winners
Did you bust out The Wheel?
Hell, yeah!
It's a great go to story
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Season 24 Episode 24: The Croncast Shorty

Fri, 07 May 2010 17:08:32 -0500

Episode: #624 The Croncast Shorty
Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Panama Hats, Thrift Carnival, Suggestive Sales

Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:36:05 -0500

Episode: #606
Length: 25:36
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
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Buy the Classico, 3 Sizes Too Small, Comedy Classes

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:30:56 -0600

Show: #556
Length: 28:01
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
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Season 23 Ep 21: Croncast Sizampler

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:29:20 -0600

Show: #556-Sampler
Length: 4:43
Format: mp3

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electrical fire and explosion 510 east 86th street

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:56:15 -0600

holy crap. felt it and heard it in my office in the basement. smelled burning stuff hours ago.

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Season 23 Ep 09: Croncast Sampler

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:11:13 -0600

Show: #544-Sampler
Length: 5:54
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->

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Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0600

Show: #544
Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
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Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0600

Show: #542
Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners

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The Penthouse, Bedazzled Shirts, Purse Selling Zombies

Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:44:52 -0600

Show: #537
Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can't tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three hundred people waiting to get in . . .
And then us
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded
All too much
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over
Failed arena football player
Heading to the penthouse party
Yes, I'll take you up right now
I don't fit at all
The head neck move dance all together
We make our way in
Turns out it is a Penthouse part
Not a penthouse party
Was TMZ there?
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?
I was on the of the line
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom
No, but they did let me know I might not get in
Leave you outside?
Yeah, but I totally understand
Gonna make it happen
I know that you know that I am impressed
You aren't making eye contact with me
We get into the VIP area
That was it
Didn't know what to do after that
Then the free drinks began
They brought out the Cristal
It was a cliche of cliches
Everyone is loving it
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up
Every Ed Hardy design was represented
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying
I took Maggie to a craft shop
Where?
On Canal Street
Nice
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven
That's marriage
The store was half empty
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas

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blogger lounge ces w @1timstreet

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 14:42:52 -0600

time for coffe

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Croncast The New York Days

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:25:05 -0600

Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
Show: #535
Length: 8:42

Format: mp3

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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
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New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!

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86th Street Tile

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:08:49 -0600

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