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Secret Sauce, Betsy Gets a Job, Weaponized Spit

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:16:19 -0600

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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:59:31 -0600

Show: #538
Length: 28:07
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The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter
Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about
A total Manhattan business is man strollers
Man purses are not in the scope
They're totally off limits
He's a cross dressing pimp
And he also coos
Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat
You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps
Queens they should go with you
The battle cry for cross dressing pimps
If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you
Tumbleweeds and paint ball
The greatest Goodwill ever
As far as clothing goes
$1.69 a pound for clothing
You can pick up Diesel Jeans
I may like them but I need Mavi jeans
Those fit
Not Levi's or Wranglers
There are no Wranglers in Manhattan
Cuz no one sells them here
The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks
Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans
Yeah, no one is looking for that
Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy
Huge blue troughs full of this stuff
Safe with a prison, police, needles
Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL
We pass the Dominican greasy spoon
I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint
Mc Dominicans is the name, not really
Eyed up on the luv train
Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me
Wanna party, giant?

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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 22, 2007

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:26:10 -0500

Croncast - 2007-10-22.mp3
Show: #423
Length: 39:33
Size: 27.1mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 22, 2007

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Today's show is pretty long for us, an extra 10 minutes
Lots going on in our lives (see banner graphic for this post above)
Kris knows all of Betsy's passwords
Of course I never gave access to my accounts
Betsy feels ripped off this week
I happened across a subdivision sale
Sure I had been there twice already
I needed to stop after getting my Morrisey dinner theater money
Oh, baby. I am really asleep
How did you get tricked out of your money?
I ended up with two broken strollers
I'll never be had like that again
Three houses down it happened again
Auto sound effects just don't work in a car
A motorized baby stroller?
Yeah, that was great idea
Swing-a-meal, the baby eats while it is swinging
Just take a hot and hollow it out for straw
Meaty milk, mmmmmmmm, yummy
Here we go
Life is show prep
Last Monday and Wednesday there were no shows
Well, here's the reason
I am now a free agent
Yep, I am back to podcast consulting and production
But I am good to go if you got an open gig
For now, check out my Linkedin Profile

Resume soon
I thought we were beyond this resume stuff
I sent my resume to a professional resume writer
Betsy reads what they see as wrong with my resume
Key - don't throw the reader for a loop
Here comes a Kris analogy
Yes, Kris . . . living life with you is like riding a bike down a staircase
My glasses are eating my face

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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 12, 2007

Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:58:34 -0500

Croncast - 2007-10-12.mp3
Show: #421
Length: 30:19
Size: 20.8mb
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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 12, 2007

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Tell a Friend Friday!
Tell'em all about it
This is a rocking show . . . starts slow, Betsy is sick, but fires up
Thanks Mexico Mike/Susan, seriously?
Proxy commenters need not hide
User your real information
I know who it is, Bears
Who?
You mom
She got a WebTV
Through a proxy
My perfect job would be the skipper on a boat
The skipper of a sailboat
So, I went and bought a Jamocha shake from Arby's
Now I want to throw up
Speaking of Goodwill . . . Mike and Liz just had a baby today!!!
Congratulations to the Marusin's and Poppy Ann
Wait until you get your Goodwill gift
No way Kris, I will them something nice . . . like a store display
Going to Ben Franklin to get some paint
Unless a blind person comes and runs their fingers over it no one will know
We are really talking about a $160 present
We should get them something new
Yeah, Kris, we will get them some diapers
You need not to nerd out on strollers, explain
Why don't they call it the platform stroller?
You can sit or stand . . .let's call it the platform stroller
Special place for them to hold on
They always want to stand in the cart
What kind of vitamin deficiency makes your skin fall off?
I mean like peel on your hands
One year of hands down the pants
Baby!
That is all about moisture, Kris
Maybe you need to get sick more often
Improv round two started last night for Betsy
Not just the core group, time to move on
Betsy and her ego
I love, love this class
Yeah, it is controlled psychosis
You are nuts
The crazier the people the better
Crazy people find each other
Giving off the crazy vibe
You find out later you have it in common
Kicking it at Bar Louie with my posse
I can't believe you are still going back
Of course I am
You don't want to profit from my sexual harassment?
This is your joint now . . . your cheers
They listen to the show now
My mom paid children to teach me to ride a bike
I don't know if I ever told you this before, Kris
Told me what?
I was born dead
What?
I was blue and not breathing
That explains a lot
What else you hiding from me?
Object work in improv
They reply to me . . . "It's not a radio show"
Well, let them come in and try this
That's right . . . dead air bitch
When is it a good time to bring up being born dead?
I don't know.
Who are you? Where is my wife that was born alive?
The doctor left with a blue baby
Came back with a pink baby
Don't go to Arby's and buy a Jomacha shake

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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 23, 2007

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:12:12 -0500

Croncast - 2007-04-23.mp3
Show: #353
Length: 30:08
Size: 20.7mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris April 23, 2007

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You are the Junque Queen
They are investments Mr. B
You are pathological baby
Back when you took part in the plan
Watched the man
I am, I spent the entire day with the kids today
It has to do with the desire for you to part with your junk
How many times have you shopped alone?
Walking in to Goodwill and not knowing what you are going to find
I don't need another stuffed animal
That isn't what I said psycho-pants
Betsy forgets that she just told me something else
I'm fat because of you
You're going to be down here in a wife beater and a jogging bra Mr. B
Kris mowed the yard for the first time in two years
Turning dog poop in to confetti
Kris wore sandals to pick up Elliot and his feet were reflecting light
Last year you were a crazy workaholic
You took this new job to work less and it ain't so
When you turn over rocks that stuff doesn't look good
Mr. B you are the stuff under the rock
It's a problem because I say it is . . . you got to get out of the basement
It will be funny till you get diagnosed
Kris is going to Boulder on Tuesday
When I leave the house I go far away . . . it makes up for not going anywhere
Reference back to Jeanie's pee bomb story from her driving days
My work now is not like it was before
Closing up shop at the end of the day
I have to be there and if I'm not they think I'm not working
Kristopher! If they ping you at 2 am you would ping them right back
I love my phone
What they really want to hear about is my excellent weekend
The holidays don't mean a thing in junk . . . the first nice weekend it the best ever
Betsy needs all the karma trades she can get
Outside the donations box are two strollers
The "if you are a patriot you will donate something for retarded children box"
Betsy rationalizes and does the deed
- This is a great story -
Picking Elliot up from church on Earth Day
The wizard jedi master knight pope the 4th is there is his hooded wizard clothes
Don't you lock eyes with people and think this person is just like me
I don't want the hooded people at all
Don't twist my robe, I'll put a spell on you
Both the kids fit in to church
Gigi is a humanist and Elliot is way into it
The doll house wrap up
Thanks to Nicole Simon for the heads up on the broken feed

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 25

Fri, 21 Jan 2005 12:50:01 -0600

Croncast - 2005-01-21.mp3

Show: #58
Length: 21:37
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 9.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 25

On today's show Betsy and I keep it real and short. I don't now if that makes any sense but

Today's Show

Show intro
Creepy new cat
Would it matter if I were done with the intro?
The last show from the nursery
$10 remodeling budget
Marlboro Miles
Temptation through cartoonization
Smoking is good if it doesn't hurt people
Cigarettes you warm up?
It's not going to work
Kris spent money yesterday
Supporting the ban
The country that Pepsi governs
We both worked at Hardee's in the day
Trimming the chicken
Kris won't talk about the pregnant lady
Back to talking about Kris' teeth
They're all in cahoots
Fixing Kris' teeth would be like pergo
How to fix up the basement for the show
Kris' peronal little boom boom room
"Nobody flush . . . I'm recording"
Stroller Swap for trading strollers
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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 09:26:27 -0600

Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3

Show: #56
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 10.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24

On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do.

Today's Show

Intro
My co-pilot in life - Elizabeth Smith
It's show and tell day, where's the man's
The crotch of the Lincoln
Thanks Tech-N-Tunes
Techie's need to Unionize!!!!!
Shiny and white
Baby doctor this morning
Insist on weighing pregnant women
Expecting a bigger baby . . . 6 lbs ain't right
What is a snowmobile . . . Ben knows
Premiere of Sled Head Radio - www.sledheadradio.com
Sites go down and I lose it
I would marry Betsy all over again
Where isn't the internet
If Kris makes $5 million he's divorcing Betsy
Marlboro catalog and coolers
Caffeine junkies need NoDoz suppositories
Betsy isn't going to nurse as long
The man can eat and he is growing like boom
The destruction of our pluralistic culture . . . polo shirts or computers
Waste management guy with roses
Betsy takes on chat room nerds
Take the energy out of it
Betsy is evil today
The discussion board that Betsy belongs to exists because of sex
Everyone will agree with Kris
There is one guy on this list for strollers
Betsy can't take it
Living the suburbs is rough for puppies
No fires in the burbs

Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at www.sledheadradio.com tonight by 6 p.m. CST . I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting.

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