toaster | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for toaster. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for toaster. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for toaster. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg toaster | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for toaster. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove waffle, waffle, pancake, fork with cream cheese http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1795/waffle-waffle-pancake-fork-with-cream-cheese_cheese_cream.php Blog waffle, waffle, pancake, fork with cream cheese

the man woke up early, snuck the toaster into the basement with a stash of frozen waffles, pancakes, bagels and cream cheese.

there is nothing quite like the desires of a small child to become a basement sous chef.

when asked about cream cheese on the fork, said chef replied, "dad, it was necessary to taste it with waffles."

bravo, young man.



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the man woke up early, snuck the toaster into the basement with a stash of frozen waffles, pancakes, bagels and cream cheese.

there is nothing quite like the desires of a small child to become a basement sous chef.

when asked about cream cheese on the fork, said chef replied, "dad, it was necessary to taste it with waffles."

bravo, young man.



Tags: cheese cream chef basement waffles ]]> Sat, 31 May 2008 08:58:09 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1795 the man woke up early, snuck the toaster into the basement with a stash of frozen waffles, pancakes, bagels and cream cheese. there is nothing quite like the desires of a small child to become a basement sous chef. when asked about cream cheese on the fork, said chef replied, "dad, it was necessary to taste it with no cheese, cream, chef, basement, waffles convinced I should be in toast business - via twitter http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1674/-convinced-I-should-be-in-toast-business---via-twitter_toaster_.php Blog



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Tags: toaster ]]> Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:04:51 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1674 restaurant offering toast to patrons (biscuit standard) for $1.89. that is a betsy margin! no toaster, , , , delicious bed time snack http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1615/delicious-bed-time-snack_toaster_ketchup-toast.php Blog delicious bed time snack

maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn't go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.

as the pic shows you can go wrong.

after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with ketchup added.

there is no doubt . . . she is betsy's daughter.



Tags: toaster ketchup toast betsy smith bed time ]]>delicious bed time snack

maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn't go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.

as the pic shows you can go wrong.

after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with ketchup added.

there is no doubt . . . she is betsy's daughter.



Tags: toaster ketchup toast betsy smith bed time ]]> Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:40:22 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1615 maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn't go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter. as the pic shows you can go wrong. after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with no toaster, ketchup toast, betsy smith, bed time, Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 07, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1132/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-07-2007_Second-City_The-Comedy-Shrine.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-11-07 align= Croncast - 2007-11-07.mp3
Show: #430
Length: 31:18
Size: 21.0mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 07, 2007

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Kris nerds out about comment spam
Not all the comments are on
I gotta shut those people down with their Ultra Canadian Pharmacy
What is wrong with you?
No one wants to hear that
It's just creative advertising, Kris
This is getting super interesting
You've dropped a lot of your nerdisms
You aren't weird around girls anymore
Just because people are turned in your general direction
Well, it doesn't mean that they are listening
Betsy breaks down her improv auditions
Betsy is freaking out
I told you how this would go
Did you bring your headshot and resume?
Right, my resume that says CEO of internet startup TheSmithMall on eBay
See, you didn't think that this was real work
No shit, it is competitive
It was valuable
I crossed it off with a china marking pen
It was pretty much like the Wheel of Fortune Chicago auditions
My sister told me not to wear my generic broken Crocs
I looked down and that's what I was wearing with no socks
That is prepared Betsy style
At that moment I didn't feel that together
A guy show up in a Simpsons t-shirt and a trench coat
I see that guy and hit the floor
Nobody move, nobody get hurt
Another chick came in frazzled with watered down eyeliner
A totally Deep Fried Blonde (DFB)
That's their problem not mine
What age range can you play?
I just put 32
You're supposed to put what ages
Every time I fill out an app - White Hen, Hardees, Ben Franklin
I could have used you as a wing man
I have talked about Mike from Second City
You just prefaced it with that
Teaching there, holy shit
The fourteen stages of improv
It's all part of the shtick
Then they go through what we are going to do
I just want to go home and watch Desperate Housewives on dvr
What was your first car?
Chevy
What kind?
Silver
And they all started laughing
I wasn't trying to be funny
Now I gotta do these setups with strangers
It went well
You are in improv boot camp at The Comedy Shrine
Naperville is holding it down
I know Mr B . . . people across the country they have working toasters
The person in the chair is the mall information booth
I am always thinking of disposable goods
Where do they sell RID at the mall?
Betsy gets cut off
The person in front of me is the Deep Fried Blonde
Her teacher didn't come from Second City
She starts a god damn conversation with me
She wants to shine
All she was supposed to say was aisle three
I started behind the door
They said don't do that
"DFB," one word would be fine
Betsy, do someone foreign
You have to get creative
Foreign to Naperville is what I brought
I was way better on the way home
You are obsessing about this
I helped build you up
You are the most competitive person that I know
Betsy, you just have to stick with it
That is the key for you
I would think after 11 years of marriage you would know when to shut up
I am just wondering why to do this
The audition freaked me out
I knew I would be with professionals
While you are doing your audition I took the man to his doctors appointment
The nurse was treating him like he's managing his health care
Sure, like he set it up
He's lost weight and not grown
We've taught him some better eating habits
Here's a fruit party platter
She's leaving and asks him if their is anything else
He's talking non-stop
This is a lot less
"Elliot is there anything else you want to share," goes the nurse
"There is something else," Elliot
He looks right at me and says, "My mom says things to my dad that makes him really angry"
"She says really mean stuff," Elliot
Buddy, it might be a good idea to refrain
On the show, but he doesn't listen
Picking up probably on the hairy situation here in the house
Sure we all have stress and tension
Your mom and I are best friends
One of those moments
Then the kid asks, "Why am I in a foster home?"
Tomorrow, is the 3 YEAR CRONCAST ANNIVERSARY

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Tags: Second City The Comedy Shrine Deep Fried Blonde Hardees Croncast ]]>Croncast 2007-11-07 align= Croncast - 2007-11-07.mp3
Show: #430
Length: 31:18
Size: 21.0mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 07, 2007

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Kris nerds out about comment spam
Not all the comments are on
I gotta shut those people down with their Ultra Canadian Pharmacy
What is wrong with you?
No one wants to hear that
It's just creative advertising, Kris
This is getting super interesting
You've dropped a lot of your nerdisms
You aren't weird around girls anymore
Just because people are turned in your general direction
Well, it doesn't mean that they are listening
Betsy breaks down her improv auditions
Betsy is freaking out
I told you how this would go
Did you bring your headshot and resume?
Right, my resume that says CEO of internet startup TheSmithMall on eBay
See, you didn't think that this was real work
No shit, it is competitive
It was valuable
I crossed it off with a china marking pen
It was pretty much like the Wheel of Fortune Chicago auditions
My sister told me not to wear my generic broken Crocs
I looked down and that's what I was wearing with no socks
That is prepared Betsy style
At that moment I didn't feel that together
A guy show up in a Simpsons t-shirt and a trench coat
I see that guy and hit the floor
Nobody move, nobody get hurt
Another chick came in frazzled with watered down eyeliner
A totally Deep Fried Blonde (DFB)
That's their problem not mine
What age range can you play?
I just put 32
You're supposed to put what ages
Every time I fill out an app - White Hen, Hardees, Ben Franklin
I could have used you as a wing man
I have talked about Mike from Second City
You just prefaced it with that
Teaching there, holy shit
The fourteen stages of improv
It's all part of the shtick
Then they go through what we are going to do
I just want to go home and watch Desperate Housewives on dvr
What was your first car?
Chevy
What kind?
Silver
And they all started laughing
I wasn't trying to be funny
Now I gotta do these setups with strangers
It went well
You are in improv boot camp at The Comedy Shrine
Naperville is holding it down
I know Mr B . . . people across the country they have working toasters
The person in the chair is the mall information booth
I am always thinking of disposable goods
Where do they sell RID at the mall?
Betsy gets cut off
The person in front of me is the Deep Fried Blonde
Her teacher didn't come from Second City
She starts a god damn conversation with me
She wants to shine
All she was supposed to say was aisle three
I started behind the door
They said don't do that
"DFB," one word would be fine
Betsy, do someone foreign
You have to get creative
Foreign to Naperville is what I brought
I was way better on the way home
You are obsessing about this
I helped build you up
You are the most competitive person that I know
Betsy, you just have to stick with it
That is the key for you
I would think after 11 years of marriage you would know when to shut up
I am just wondering why to do this
The audition freaked me out
I knew I would be with professionals
While you are doing your audition I took the man to his doctors appointment
The nurse was treating him like he's managing his health care
Sure, like he set it up
He's lost weight and not grown
We've taught him some better eating habits
Here's a fruit party platter
She's leaving and asks him if their is anything else
He's talking non-stop
This is a lot less
"Elliot is there anything else you want to share," goes the nurse
"There is something else," Elliot
He looks right at me and says, "My mom says things to my dad that makes him really angry"
"She says really mean stuff," Elliot
Buddy, it might be a good idea to refrain
On the show, but he doesn't listen
Picking up probably on the hairy situation here in the house
Sure we all have stress and tension
Your mom and I are best friends
One of those moments
Then the kid asks, "Why am I in a foster home?"
Tomorrow, is the 3 YEAR CRONCAST ANNIVERSARY

View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn

Audience Survey, please fill this out for us
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Tags: Second City The Comedy Shrine Deep Fried Blonde Hardees Croncast ]]> Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:56:51 -0600 31:18 tag:croncast.com,1132 no Second City, The Comedy Shrine, Deep Fried Blonde, Hardees, Croncast Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 96 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/222/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-96_kris_croncast.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-07-01 Croncast - 2005-07-01.mp3

Show: #137
Length: 32:17
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.8mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 96

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Betsy dreams of Kris running off with his toothless cousin
Kris only has eyes for his computer- Maude
Airbrushing your own photo- one of the benefits of being a geek
The Man cleans
I get suckered into Safetytown- the parental version
Don't store oven mitts in your toaster
Don't dry your underwire bra in the microwave
Betsy reminisces about the time Kris bought a car
without realizing it
Walking to your job making pizza at a gas station
Pending grad/podcast party
and I finally get to tell my Target story

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Tags: kris croncast betsy vote podcast ]]>Croncast 2005-07-01 Croncast - 2005-07-01.mp3

Show: #137
Length: 32:17
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.8mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 96

It's the first of the month give us a vote at Podcast Alley with the "Vote Croncast" button below

Betsy dreams of Kris running off with his toothless cousin
Kris only has eyes for his computer- Maude
Airbrushing your own photo- one of the benefits of being a geek
The Man cleans
I get suckered into Safetytown- the parental version
Don't store oven mitts in your toaster
Don't dry your underwire bra in the microwave
Betsy reminisces about the time Kris bought a car
without realizing it
Walking to your job making pizza at a gas station
Pending grad/podcast party
and I finally get to tell my Target story

For all of those who haven't been to our site before and want to know what our shows are like check out the Best of the First 100.

You can stream it in the Flash player or download it to listen later.

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