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	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 4: 11 Days, Drew Peterson, Elevator Pitch</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1604/cks-2008-04-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-11" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1604/cks-2008-04-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #479<br />
  Length: 26:37<br>
  Size: 18.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1604/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
 
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
I is swamped my people. Show notes take another on the chin. If anyone has the time to put some show notes together for this episode feel free to and send them on I'll put them in here and give you a huge shout out, like, where I say your name loudly.
<br><br>
Shout out goes to <a href="http://bigjononline.com/">BigJon</a> - super player and show note maker<br><br>
Show Notes:<br />
Croncast intro<br />
11 more days to Earth Day<br />
Dry crocodile skin<br />
Welding company hand model<br />
Cooking show video<br />
No wrist bones<br />
Fitness routine<br />
Armchair critic<br />
Addiction to nitrates<br />
Living ex-pat life<br />
Aversion to guns<br />
Comments on moving<br />
House hunting in SF<br />
Good schools and Thrifty Republicans<br />
Drew Peterson on Larry King<br />
Looking in the woods near us<br />
Stacey Peterson signs<br />
Police officer son<br />
We got 911!<br />
Baloney sandwiches with mayo<br />
Year of guys in our area to murder their wives<br />
Divorce reasons<br />
Big insurance policy<br />
Follow the news trucks<br />
Scumbag<br />
Watersealing basements<br />
A-Town van, one eye, mullet, and prison tats<br />
Would have given him a shot<br />
Don\'t marry that guy<br />
Heavily medicated shoe salesman<br />
Temper tantrums<br />
Who liked him?<br />
Panic attack<br />
Other perspectives<br />
Missing a leg...last shot<br />
I won<br />
Wow, he looked me in the eye!<br />
Garage saling<br />
Un-employed babysitter<br />
30 garage sales<br />
Love garage sales by default<br />
Kris must love you<br />
Horrible at math<br />
No more baby shit<br />
Garage sale notes<br />
Legalized gambling<br />
Know your people<br />
Capri Sun + Toddlers<br />
Melting down silverware<br />
The gay doctor<br />
Crap in the dining room<br />
Barb and daughter china junker service<br />
Croncast outro<br />
Coming to an end...
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPod">iPod</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPod"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPod.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolingbrook">Bolingbrook</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolingbrook"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolingbrook.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/best laugh">best laugh</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/best laugh"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/best laugh.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elevator pitch">elevator pitch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elevator pitch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elevator pitch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/share croncast">share croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/share croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/share croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1604/cks-2008-04-11.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-11" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1604/cks-2008-04-11.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3</a><br>
Show: #479<br />
  Length: 26:37<br>
  Size: 18.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1604/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-11.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
 
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
I is swamped my people. Show notes take another on the chin. If anyone has the time to put some show notes together for this episode feel free to and send them on I'll put them in here and give you a huge shout out, like, where I say your name loudly.
<br><br>
Shout out goes to <a href="http://bigjononline.com/">BigJon</a> - super player and show note maker<br><br>
Show Notes:<br />
Croncast intro<br />
11 more days to Earth Day<br />
Dry crocodile skin<br />
Welding company hand model<br />
Cooking show video<br />
No wrist bones<br />
Fitness routine<br />
Armchair critic<br />
Addiction to nitrates<br />
Living ex-pat life<br />
Aversion to guns<br />
Comments on moving<br />
House hunting in SF<br />
Good schools and Thrifty Republicans<br />
Drew Peterson on Larry King<br />
Looking in the woods near us<br />
Stacey Peterson signs<br />
Police officer son<br />
We got 911!<br />
Baloney sandwiches with mayo<br />
Year of guys in our area to murder their wives<br />
Divorce reasons<br />
Big insurance policy<br />
Follow the news trucks<br />
Scumbag<br />
Watersealing basements<br />
A-Town van, one eye, mullet, and prison tats<br />
Would have given him a shot<br />
Don\'t marry that guy<br />
Heavily medicated shoe salesman<br />
Temper tantrums<br />
Who liked him?<br />
Panic attack<br />
Other perspectives<br />
Missing a leg...last shot<br />
I won<br />
Wow, he looked me in the eye!<br />
Garage saling<br />
Un-employed babysitter<br />
30 garage sales<br />
Love garage sales by default<br />
Kris must love you<br />
Horrible at math<br />
No more baby shit<br />
Garage sale notes<br />
Legalized gambling<br />
Know your people<br />
Capri Sun + Toddlers<br />
Melting down silverware<br />
The gay doctor<br />
Crap in the dining room<br />
Barb and daughter china junker service<br />
Croncast outro<br />
Coming to an end...
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPod">iPod</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPod"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPod.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolingbrook">Bolingbrook</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolingbrook"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolingbrook.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/best laugh">best laugh</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/best laugh"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/best laugh.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elevator pitch">elevator pitch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elevator pitch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elevator pitch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/share croncast">share croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/share croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/share croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:34:53 -0500</pubDate>
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Show: #479
  Length: 26:37
  Size: 18.3 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
 
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

I is swamped my people. Show</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>iPod, Bolingbrook, best laugh, elevator pitch, share croncast</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Croncast Live Naperville Jul 09, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/829/Croncast-Live-Naperville-Jul-09-2007_The-Comedy-Shrine_Terry-Horton.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/829/cks-2007-07-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-07-09 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/829/cks-2007-07-09.mp3">Croncast - 2007-07-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #384<br />
  Length: 32:56<br>
  Size: 22.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 06, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/july07-2007-07-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
First of all we need to thank everyone who came out to the show last night! Thanks to everyone who attended and those who become Croncast roadies in the process to help me wrangle gear and toys that littered the stage.<br><br>Turns out that we were both a little nervous and it comes through on the show but it was a ton of fun to do. More practice, more better.<br><br>So for those of you who couldn't make it out we've got today's show for you recorded from The Comedy Shrine. In the very near future, thanks to videographers <a href="http://marusin.com/">Mike Marusin</a> and <a href="http://internetcases.com/">Evan Brown</a> we should have some video to share. For now you can check out these Flikr photos from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/marusin/sets/72157600724779020/">Mike</a> and <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bcbeatty/sets/72157600724463568/">Brian Beatty</a>.<br><br>Special thanks needs to go out to Betsy's dad for helping to make this happen and to Dallas and Rachel Blair for driving out from the East Coast to come and listen to some strangers get down about their suburban platitudes. Time for some show notes.<br><br>
Kris blows the intro but leaves it in because this is what happens nearly every show<br>
Maybe there needs to be less light for you Kris<br>
More basement like and it would work for you<br>
You look warm<br>
I had to get puffy cuffed<br>
You guys get the full on puffy cuff<br>
The intro happens again<br>
Rolls right in to Mike's comment<br>
Betsy takes it to task<br>
What me go out and get a job?<br>
I've have awesome stuff happen<br>
Bring home cockroaches in my purse<br>
Well, if I continued my current line of work<br>
People have been doing it for ever<br>
Sort of like prostitution<br>
I'll buy it as a favor to you<br>
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0487092/usercomments">Teri Horton</a>, Who the Fuck is Jackson Pollack?<br>
It's all about the fucking provenance<br>
People are trying to take advantage of her<br>
They show her sitting around the VFW hanging out<br>
You can hear the live audience<br>
We've been pretty excited<br>
But most you  haven't (listen to hear the tone it is a joke)<br>
We work hard for you<br>
This is show #384<br>
I'm just kidding!<br>
Sure it is passive aggressive but it <br>
We have a lot more fans in the Pacific Northwest and New York, New Jersey areas<br>
Yeah we could have filled two more tables<br>
Betsy put together an outline for the show<br>
Betsy and Jeanie going on the "greatest road trip ever"<br>
Jeanie is all about the free drive<br>
I still can't believe you are going<br>
I've got one with adhd and a toddler who bites<br>
Don't you remember Slowsky?<br>
The Volvo is Slowsky reincarnate<br>
The Valhalla middle class outreach program<br>
Here comes Jeanie<br>
She doesn't look like a truck driver does she?<br>
I can't believe that you didn't carry a gun in your semi<br>
Betsy on a zip line<br>
You are going to die<br>
We've all been honest with you<br>
Jeanie, now you know I am going to put my fat ass on a zip line<br>
Yes, Betsy I will shoot a gun from a Hummer for you<br>
This is our basement . . . nearly<br>
Just shooting targets<br>
Maybe kill a deer remotely<br>
Betsy rationalizes it as thinning the heard<br>
I'll take the kids to hang out at John Elway Dodge <br>
Jeanie was thinking a massage but now it's guns<br>
The only place that I think I could shoot off a machine gun in peace in solutude would be my dads backyard<br>
Need an inexpensive divorce in Illinois or fast bankruptcy?<br>
If so visit <a href="http://www.gshiltslaw.com">www.gshiltslaw.com</a><br>
Thanks to Gary for making the show happen<br>
Jeanie tells the story of her dad finding a body<br>
Attendee off the street A.J. also found a floater at Niagra falls<br>
Betsy gets her dad going about the trips<br>
Gary sets it straight with Sleazers butcher shop<br>
What about the zebra steaks?<br>
Betsy shows off her sweet scores of the week<br>
Her Gucci bowling bag<br>
The fisher price teddy bear<br>
Well what the hell is wrong with a used bathing suit?<br>
That's going to do it for us<br>
Behind the scenes outro

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Show: #384<br />
  Length: 32:56<br>
  Size: 22.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 06, 2007</strong></p>
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First of all we need to thank everyone who came out to the show last night! Thanks to everyone who attended and those who become Croncast roadies in the process to help me wrangle gear and toys that littered the stage.<br><br>Turns out that we were both a little nervous and it comes through on the show but it was a ton of fun to do. More practice, more better.<br><br>So for those of you who couldn't make it out we've got today's show for you recorded from The Comedy Shrine. In the very near future, thanks to videographers <a href="http://marusin.com/">Mike Marusin</a> and <a href="http://internetcases.com/">Evan Brown</a> we should have some video to share. For now you can check out these Flikr photos from <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/marusin/sets/72157600724779020/">Mike</a> and <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/bcbeatty/sets/72157600724463568/">Brian Beatty</a>.<br><br>Special thanks needs to go out to Betsy's dad for helping to make this happen and to Dallas and Rachel Blair for driving out from the East Coast to come and listen to some strangers get down about their suburban platitudes. Time for some show notes.<br><br>
Kris blows the intro but leaves it in because this is what happens nearly every show<br>
Maybe there needs to be less light for you Kris<br>
More basement like and it would work for you<br>
You look warm<br>
I had to get puffy cuffed<br>
You guys get the full on puffy cuff<br>
The intro happens again<br>
Rolls right in to Mike's comment<br>
Betsy takes it to task<br>
What me go out and get a job?<br>
I've have awesome stuff happen<br>
Bring home cockroaches in my purse<br>
Well, if I continued my current line of work<br>
People have been doing it for ever<br>
Sort of like prostitution<br>
I'll buy it as a favor to you<br>
<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0487092/usercomments">Teri Horton</a>, Who the Fuck is Jackson Pollack?<br>
It's all about the fucking provenance<br>
People are trying to take advantage of her<br>
They show her sitting around the VFW hanging out<br>
You can hear the live audience<br>
We've been pretty excited<br>
But most you  haven't (listen to hear the tone it is a joke)<br>
We work hard for you<br>
This is show #384<br>
I'm just kidding!<br>
Sure it is passive aggressive but it <br>
We have a lot more fans in the Pacific Northwest and New York, New Jersey areas<br>
Yeah we could have filled two more tables<br>
Betsy put together an outline for the show<br>
Betsy and Jeanie going on the "greatest road trip ever"<br>
Jeanie is all about the free drive<br>
I still can't believe you are going<br>
I've got one with adhd and a toddler who bites<br>
Don't you remember Slowsky?<br>
The Volvo is Slowsky reincarnate<br>
The Valhalla middle class outreach program<br>
Here comes Jeanie<br>
She doesn't look like a truck driver does she?<br>
I can't believe that you didn't carry a gun in your semi<br>
Betsy on a zip line<br>
You are going to die<br>
We've all been honest with you<br>
Jeanie, now you know I am going to put my fat ass on a zip line<br>
Yes, Betsy I will shoot a gun from a Hummer for you<br>
This is our basement . . . nearly<br>
Just shooting targets<br>
Maybe kill a deer remotely<br>
Betsy rationalizes it as thinning the heard<br>
I'll take the kids to hang out at John Elway Dodge <br>
Jeanie was thinking a massage but now it's guns<br>
The only place that I think I could shoot off a machine gun in peace in solutude would be my dads backyard<br>
Need an inexpensive divorce in Illinois or fast bankruptcy?<br>
If so visit <a href="http://www.gshiltslaw.com">www.gshiltslaw.com</a><br>
Thanks to Gary for making the show happen<br>
Jeanie tells the story of her dad finding a body<br>
Attendee off the street A.J. also found a floater at Niagra falls<br>
Betsy gets her dad going about the trips<br>
Gary sets it straight with Sleazers butcher shop<br>
What about the zebra steaks?<br>
Betsy shows off her sweet scores of the week<br>
Her Gucci bowling bag<br>
The fisher price teddy bear<br>
Well what the hell is wrong with a used bathing suit?<br>
That's going to do it for us<br>
Behind the scenes outro

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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 27, 2007</title>
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Show: #355<br />
  Length: 31:51<br />
  Size: 21.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 27, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
I did touch your garage sale money today though<br>
Gigi wanted to pick it all up<br>
The dog could have eaten it<br>
I would make you pick it up Mr B<br>
It could have happened<br>
That's Betsy's baby<br>
Since she's become a more cognizant being<br>
Kids reach that certain stage where they are different<br>
Before two they are like blank Play-Doh<br>
Liking babies more than toddlers<br>
Almost like you have a pal<br>
You're busted baby!<br>
Except I'll have boundaries and rules<br>
Right, at garage sales even if Maggie sees it first it is still Momma's<br>
The parental manipulation<br>
Talking your way out of a speeding ticket<br>
He broke the Smith law<br>
Betsy joining the the Russian Court of Assassination<br>
It is behavior based<br>
He's a repeat offender<br>
Lead footedness . . . does it make me a bad human being?<br>
Yes, it does Mr B<br>
Life is flexible<br>
I feel sorry for you<br>
The better manipulator you are the more successful you'll be<br>
Betsy using her cunning at garage sales<br>
You are asking the world to be flexible and then you get on my case<br>
Doing it up for the home owners association<br>
Betsy steps in to run the garage sale<br>
The pestering late comers<br>
Betsy attempts to will other garage sale posse to knock on doors before they open<br>
Her own garage sale breakdown<br>
Sold 200 things and made $100<br>
Grumpy no food in the house husband showing up<br>
Selling all of your crap that didn't sell on eBay to other people who think they scored a sweet item for resale on eBay<br>
If it has been here for three months and I hadn't touched it . . . it went in the sale<br>
Yes I sifted through your stuff while you were gone Mr B<br>
Recording all the addicted garage salers<br>
They have already made the decision to ruin there own lives<br>
Tailorbyrd shirts from Mr B . . . one will end up on eBay<br>
Someone can buy it Kris and use it as an afterglow mop<br>
We've thought about how to make money with the show for a while<br>
Solution . . . the tip jar shall return

<br><br>
We are going to do a live show here in Naperville . . . hopefully in July. We'd like to get about 40 people to come out so we can have the joint for about 2 hours. That means you need to get your friends to come out too. Let us know if you can swing it.
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Show: #355<br />
  Length: 31:51<br />
  Size: 21.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 27, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
I did touch your garage sale money today though<br>
Gigi wanted to pick it all up<br>
The dog could have eaten it<br>
I would make you pick it up Mr B<br>
It could have happened<br>
That's Betsy's baby<br>
Since she's become a more cognizant being<br>
Kids reach that certain stage where they are different<br>
Before two they are like blank Play-Doh<br>
Liking babies more than toddlers<br>
Almost like you have a pal<br>
You're busted baby!<br>
Except I'll have boundaries and rules<br>
Right, at garage sales even if Maggie sees it first it is still Momma's<br>
The parental manipulation<br>
Talking your way out of a speeding ticket<br>
He broke the Smith law<br>
Betsy joining the the Russian Court of Assassination<br>
It is behavior based<br>
He's a repeat offender<br>
Lead footedness . . . does it make me a bad human being?<br>
Yes, it does Mr B<br>
Life is flexible<br>
I feel sorry for you<br>
The better manipulator you are the more successful you'll be<br>
Betsy using her cunning at garage sales<br>
You are asking the world to be flexible and then you get on my case<br>
Doing it up for the home owners association<br>
Betsy steps in to run the garage sale<br>
The pestering late comers<br>
Betsy attempts to will other garage sale posse to knock on doors before they open<br>
Her own garage sale breakdown<br>
Sold 200 things and made $100<br>
Grumpy no food in the house husband showing up<br>
Selling all of your crap that didn't sell on eBay to other people who think they scored a sweet item for resale on eBay<br>
If it has been here for three months and I hadn't touched it . . . it went in the sale<br>
Yes I sifted through your stuff while you were gone Mr B<br>
Recording all the addicted garage salers<br>
They have already made the decision to ruin there own lives<br>
Tailorbyrd shirts from Mr B . . . one will end up on eBay<br>
Someone can buy it Kris and use it as an afterglow mop<br>
We've thought about how to make money with the show for a while<br>
Solution . . . the tip jar shall return

<br><br>
We are going to do a live show here in Naperville . . . hopefully in July. We'd like to get about 40 people to come out so we can have the joint for about 2 hours. That means you need to get your friends to come out too. Let us know if you can swing it.
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 27, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/565/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-27-2006_Fiestaware_Christian-Science-Monitor.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/565/cks-2006-11-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-27 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/565/cks-2006-11-27.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-27.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #306<br />
  Length: 36:06<br />
  Size: 24.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 27, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061127.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Here with the two things that must happen: draining water and my American baby<br />
Equating 'Christian' to all Christians including the scientists and the evangelicals<br />
Betsy was <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/1122/p13s02-lifp.html" id="tico">interviewed by the Christian Science Monitor</a><br />
Coming off the pseudo holiday vacation <br />
The big plate<br />
My Fiestaware is full<br />
Betsy sort of regrets doing the CSM interview<br />
"I wasn't quoted that accurately"<br />
Yes you were<br />
The demand and filling it . . . pimps could use the same line of reasoning<br />
Betsy is not the evil resale queen of eBay<br />
This is what they said about you<br />
"Smith probably won't be one of the big spenders"<br />
That will be on tombstone<br />
It was true . . . but it made me sound like  . . .<br />
The toy experts think that is is stupid<br />
Betsy says the same thing except she'll still sell you one<br />
Kris thinks it was a window into Betsy<br />
I'll suggest an article about workaholic daddies<br />
"My life is tough"<br />
In the trenches with 6 year old <br />
Hanging with family on the holiday<br />
Are they bating me or is this a real topic?<br />
Your parents knew . . . just chose to ignore it<br />
The destination <a href="http://www.grizzlyjacksresort.com/" id="tico">Grizzly Jack's</a><br />
Betsy wants the pool to open at 6 am without lifeguards<br />
"Chubb rub down the water slide" all night<br />
The ultimate buy your kid a popsicles and a beer for yourself<br />
Wisconsin right here in Illinois<br />
The greatest Italian beef sandwich of all time<br />
Waiting in a restaurant with 3 babies and a toddler<br />
"It's good cause it's spicy"<br />
Baby, that was hot Oscar Meyer beef processed in a factory<br />
You may die tomorrow but just eat it<br />
Was I as a kid it tasted different<br />
Kris was 19 before he ever had Chinese<br />
It's the same stuff you eat everyday, just chopped up smaller<br />
Betsy has to bring up my mom, thanks<br />
The Little Tikes Activity Garden that was sold out from underneath Gigi<br />
Yes, yes . . . please leave now<br />
There's two things at work here<br />
Betsy's humor out of context with her body language and affect missing she comes off harsh<br />
Kris isn't sure that he knows that person<br />
Betsy says that Kris is shoving Betsy into fame two hands on her fanny<br />
"Why don't you just let me dumpster dive and raise your children. That's all I want to do."<br />
Weekend discoveries<br />
We saw <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/562" id="tico">The Black Keys</a> Saturday night<br />
It's not the same song<br />
A man singing about himself and his peanut butter sandwich<br />
Kris goes deep<br />
Betsy nominates Kris to be neighborhood Santa<br />
Kris takes it personally<br />
Betsy, "I thought you had the body type for it."<br />



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<p>Show: #306<br />
  Length: 36:06<br />
  Size: 24.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 27, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061127.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Here with the two things that must happen: draining water and my American baby<br />
Equating 'Christian' to all Christians including the scientists and the evangelicals<br />
Betsy was <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/2006/1122/p13s02-lifp.html" id="tico">interviewed by the Christian Science Monitor</a><br />
Coming off the pseudo holiday vacation <br />
The big plate<br />
My Fiestaware is full<br />
Betsy sort of regrets doing the CSM interview<br />
"I wasn't quoted that accurately"<br />
Yes you were<br />
The demand and filling it . . . pimps could use the same line of reasoning<br />
Betsy is not the evil resale queen of eBay<br />
This is what they said about you<br />
"Smith probably won't be one of the big spenders"<br />
That will be on tombstone<br />
It was true . . . but it made me sound like  . . .<br />
The toy experts think that is is stupid<br />
Betsy says the same thing except she'll still sell you one<br />
Kris thinks it was a window into Betsy<br />
I'll suggest an article about workaholic daddies<br />
"My life is tough"<br />
In the trenches with 6 year old <br />
Hanging with family on the holiday<br />
Are they bating me or is this a real topic?<br />
Your parents knew . . . just chose to ignore it<br />
The destination <a href="http://www.grizzlyjacksresort.com/" id="tico">Grizzly Jack's</a><br />
Betsy wants the pool to open at 6 am without lifeguards<br />
"Chubb rub down the water slide" all night<br />
The ultimate buy your kid a popsicles and a beer for yourself<br />
Wisconsin right here in Illinois<br />
The greatest Italian beef sandwich of all time<br />
Waiting in a restaurant with 3 babies and a toddler<br />
"It's good cause it's spicy"<br />
Baby, that was hot Oscar Meyer beef processed in a factory<br />
You may die tomorrow but just eat it<br />
Was I as a kid it tasted different<br />
Kris was 19 before he ever had Chinese<br />
It's the same stuff you eat everyday, just chopped up smaller<br />
Betsy has to bring up my mom, thanks<br />
The Little Tikes Activity Garden that was sold out from underneath Gigi<br />
Yes, yes . . . please leave now<br />
There's two things at work here<br />
Betsy's humor out of context with her body language and affect missing she comes off harsh<br />
Kris isn't sure that he knows that person<br />
Betsy says that Kris is shoving Betsy into fame two hands on her fanny<br />
"Why don't you just let me dumpster dive and raise your children. That's all I want to do."<br />
Weekend discoveries<br />
We saw <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/562" id="tico">The Black Keys</a> Saturday night<br />
It's not the same song<br />
A man singing about himself and his peanut butter sandwich<br />
Kris goes deep<br />
Betsy nominates Kris to be neighborhood Santa<br />
Kris takes it personally<br />
Betsy, "I thought you had the body type for it."<br />



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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 06, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/545/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-06-2006_Volvo-v70_dairysnake.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/545/cks-2006-11-06.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-06" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/545/cks-2006-11-06.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-06.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #296<br />
  Length: 36:49<br />
  Size: 25.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 06, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061106.jpg"></p>

Keep on leaving those comments<br />
Betsy give Kris a nod for kicking up the family situation today<br />
The dairysnake return<br />
At Google . . . we're the only dairysnake! We own it, for now<br />
With Bears gone Booba thinks about how she can just hang<br />
However she just ends up painting some spots in the basement<br />
Putting in a family room and a toddler playroom<br />
Kris finds it funny because nearly 1 year ago he recommended all of this<br />
Kris you gets no wall . . . but maybe now it is ok<br />
Ikea office in a closet kit<br />
Remodeling is priority numero uno<br />
Operating so long at a high level of stress<br />
Once one thing is removed and the level lowers we seem to fill it back up<br />
Homeostasis of stress levels<br />
Interrupted by phone and someone from 408 area code<br />
Betsy's pile of eBay stuff right next to my seat (see photo above)<br />
She tries to redirect the conversation<br />
Weekend of code . . . let me in<br />
"I shouldn't complain about your eBay stuff anymore because I enable you"<br />
For years, get rid of the crap<br />
Resale Queen complaints<br />
Come on I need some drama<br />
Are you saying that I should be a 3 a.m. scam<br />
That would be like Kris talking about running shoes from 1996<br />
This isn't keeping up this the scene it is dairysnake pack rat<br />
"How did this happen"<br />
Er, I know let Kris answer this<br />
Lying about the Santa Claus guy<br />
Movie trailers that might give it away<br />
Is Christmas different for those of you who don't live where it snows?<br />
Betsy stumps for the group home kids<br />
She wins (doesn't really need to win I would have done it anyway) the iPod gifts<br />
Betsy starts to cry<br />
My iPod was stolen by TSA or ground crew (thanks for the we searched your bag some stuff may be missing leaflet on the bottom of my bag)<br />
One lone ear hear at a time<br />
Is it wrong to gift an ear nose trimmer?<br />
Would you take that personally<br />
Betsy's bad ear<br />
"I'll buy all this grass if sell it to me for 75% off, and load it into my Volvo"<br />
Buying the dead grass in November for summer planting . . . bad idea<br />
We'll be back tomorrow<br />

<br /><br />

<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Volvo v70">Volvo v70</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Volvo v70"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Volvo v70.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dairysnake">dairysnake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dairysnake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dairysnake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/zebra grass">zebra grass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/zebra grass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/zebra grass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay piles">eBay piles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay piles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay piles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/545/cks-2006-11-06.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-06" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/545/cks-2006-11-06.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-06.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #296<br />
  Length: 36:49<br />
  Size: 25.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 06, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061106.jpg"></p>

Keep on leaving those comments<br />
Betsy give Kris a nod for kicking up the family situation today<br />
The dairysnake return<br />
At Google . . . we're the only dairysnake! We own it, for now<br />
With Bears gone Booba thinks about how she can just hang<br />
However she just ends up painting some spots in the basement<br />
Putting in a family room and a toddler playroom<br />
Kris finds it funny because nearly 1 year ago he recommended all of this<br />
Kris you gets no wall . . . but maybe now it is ok<br />
Ikea office in a closet kit<br />
Remodeling is priority numero uno<br />
Operating so long at a high level of stress<br />
Once one thing is removed and the level lowers we seem to fill it back up<br />
Homeostasis of stress levels<br />
Interrupted by phone and someone from 408 area code<br />
Betsy's pile of eBay stuff right next to my seat (see photo above)<br />
She tries to redirect the conversation<br />
Weekend of code . . . let me in<br />
"I shouldn't complain about your eBay stuff anymore because I enable you"<br />
For years, get rid of the crap<br />
Resale Queen complaints<br />
Come on I need some drama<br />
Are you saying that I should be a 3 a.m. scam<br />
That would be like Kris talking about running shoes from 1996<br />
This isn't keeping up this the scene it is dairysnake pack rat<br />
"How did this happen"<br />
Er, I know let Kris answer this<br />
Lying about the Santa Claus guy<br />
Movie trailers that might give it away<br />
Is Christmas different for those of you who don't live where it snows?<br />
Betsy stumps for the group home kids<br />
She wins (doesn't really need to win I would have done it anyway) the iPod gifts<br />
Betsy starts to cry<br />
My iPod was stolen by TSA or ground crew (thanks for the we searched your bag some stuff may be missing leaflet on the bottom of my bag)<br />
One lone ear hear at a time<br />
Is it wrong to gift an ear nose trimmer?<br />
Would you take that personally<br />
Betsy's bad ear<br />
"I'll buy all this grass if sell it to me for 75% off, and load it into my Volvo"<br />
Buying the dead grass in November for summer planting . . . bad idea<br />
We'll be back tomorrow<br />

<br /><br />

<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Volvo v70">Volvo v70</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Volvo v70"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Volvo v70.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dairysnake">dairysnake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dairysnake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dairysnake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/zebra grass">zebra grass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/zebra grass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/zebra grass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eBay piles">eBay piles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eBay piles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eBay piles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:42:27 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-11-06.mp3
Show: #296
  Length: 36:49
  Size: 25.3mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris November 06, 2006


Keep on leaving those comments
Betsy give Kris a nod for kicking up the family situation today
The dairysnake return
At Google . . . we&#039;re the only dairysnake! We own it, for now
With Bears gone Booba</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Volvo v70, dairysnake, Resale Queen, zebra grass, eBay piles</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 03, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/539/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-03-2006_TailorByrd_Oswald-Boateng.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/539/cks-2006-11-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-03" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/539/cks-2006-11-03.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-03.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #293<br />
  Length: 25:37<br />
  Size: 17.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 03, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061103.jpg"></p>
The puffy cuff fashion show is a reality<br>
Betsy does up her QVC and I bust out my <a href="http://www.tailorbyrd.com/" id="tico">TailorByrd shirts</a> (aka the ultimate puffy cuff shirts)<br>
Kris's beard is outta control and Betsy didn't tell me<br>
Betsy mistakes pun and analogy<br>
She blames the cleaning product fumes<br>
Zout has alcohol in it?<br>
"Mixing Comet and Mr. Clean like the best drugs I've ever done. Except my toddler wasn't there and I wasn't in a bathroom"<br>
Before the Bear's fashion parade Betsy talks about her dream come true and how it was crushed<br>
Kris wouldn't know this because he didn't grow up in civilization<br>
The greatest carpet company in the world<br>
Hanging out in the breezeway watching Three's Company waiting for the commercial<br>
Booba gets excited and then quite <br>
Kris crushes her dreams twice<br>
Some how you show in all of my dreams<br>
Who is on the other line?<br>
A sweet woman named Florine or Lorretta<br>
She is a carpet warehouse in Cicero . . . not Bombay<br>
Did she pick a great American movie star name?<br>
Why didn't she sing the jingle before she hung up?<br>
It's like waiting for the cable company<br>
"Carpet the next day"<br>
I'll be sitting on urine soaked carpet for Christmas<br>
Ed is not the blue collar, named stiyched on his chest and no mustache like the guy in the commercials<br>
Empire guys dolls in the Goodwill hamper<br>
Betsy wants hotel carpet<br>
"I want carpet that makes me feel lucky"<br>
Everyone has boring carpet<br>
One color carpet cut to different lengths<br>
It's not like a swimming pool you retard<br>
Yes, hotel carpet Betsy<br>
I can make this carpet with my clippers<br>
Why $.88 paper backed carpet isn't Betsy<br>
Betsy is trying really hard to sell me on new carpet<br>
I don't care about Ed from Empire or his carpet or his Escort full of samples<br>
It is a syllogistic loop with Betsy's carpetdom<br>
Simply fix the garage door opener for drama<br>
10 minutes of Ed . . . You wish you got 10 minutes of Ed
<br><br>
<b>Here Comes Puffy Cuffs in his <a href="http://www.tailorbyrd.com/store/index.php?cPath=1_18&showAll=true" id="tico">TailorByrd</a> threads:</b><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_2.jpg"><br>
Full blown Puffy Cuff with contrasting bling<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_3.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_4.jpg"><br>
The multicolor puffy cuff and Betsy's photo goal. It's too cold to puffy in Chicago now<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_7.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_6.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_5.jpg"><br><br>

Betsy says that I would like <a href="http://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/main.html" id="tico">Oswald Boateng</a> get up<br>
Very anti-climactic fashion parade<br>
You used to be happy with the orange tag items from the Target end cap <br>
Just because it was on sale?<br>
Ben Witt sends his thanks . . . You're welcome Ben<br>
Ben was around B.B. (before Betsy . . . that's Ben's abbreviation)<br>
Betsy gets no more cleaning products . . . she can't add and there are five examples in 1 minute<br>
Kris gets called the ageist<br>
I put this ageism on Betsy <br>
Betsy's first stalker<br>
Many more show in the next couple of days!<br>
<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>    	 	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TailorByrd">TailorByrd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TailorByrd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TailorByrd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Oswald Boateng">Oswald Boateng</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Oswald Boateng"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Oswald Boateng.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Empire Carpet">Empire Carpet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Empire Carpet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Empire Carpet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/(800) 588-2300">(800) 588-2300</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/(800) 588-2300"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/(800) 588-2300.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/539/cks-2006-11-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-03" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/539/cks-2006-11-03.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-03.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #293<br />
  Length: 25:37<br />
  Size: 17.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 03, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061103.jpg"></p>
The puffy cuff fashion show is a reality<br>
Betsy does up her QVC and I bust out my <a href="http://www.tailorbyrd.com/" id="tico">TailorByrd shirts</a> (aka the ultimate puffy cuff shirts)<br>
Kris's beard is outta control and Betsy didn't tell me<br>
Betsy mistakes pun and analogy<br>
She blames the cleaning product fumes<br>
Zout has alcohol in it?<br>
"Mixing Comet and Mr. Clean like the best drugs I've ever done. Except my toddler wasn't there and I wasn't in a bathroom"<br>
Before the Bear's fashion parade Betsy talks about her dream come true and how it was crushed<br>
Kris wouldn't know this because he didn't grow up in civilization<br>
The greatest carpet company in the world<br>
Hanging out in the breezeway watching Three's Company waiting for the commercial<br>
Booba gets excited and then quite <br>
Kris crushes her dreams twice<br>
Some how you show in all of my dreams<br>
Who is on the other line?<br>
A sweet woman named Florine or Lorretta<br>
She is a carpet warehouse in Cicero . . . not Bombay<br>
Did she pick a great American movie star name?<br>
Why didn't she sing the jingle before she hung up?<br>
It's like waiting for the cable company<br>
"Carpet the next day"<br>
I'll be sitting on urine soaked carpet for Christmas<br>
Ed is not the blue collar, named stiyched on his chest and no mustache like the guy in the commercials<br>
Empire guys dolls in the Goodwill hamper<br>
Betsy wants hotel carpet<br>
"I want carpet that makes me feel lucky"<br>
Everyone has boring carpet<br>
One color carpet cut to different lengths<br>
It's not like a swimming pool you retard<br>
Yes, hotel carpet Betsy<br>
I can make this carpet with my clippers<br>
Why $.88 paper backed carpet isn't Betsy<br>
Betsy is trying really hard to sell me on new carpet<br>
I don't care about Ed from Empire or his carpet or his Escort full of samples<br>
It is a syllogistic loop with Betsy's carpetdom<br>
Simply fix the garage door opener for drama<br>
10 minutes of Ed . . . You wish you got 10 minutes of Ed
<br><br>
<b>Here Comes Puffy Cuffs in his <a href="http://www.tailorbyrd.com/store/index.php?cPath=1_18&showAll=true" id="tico">TailorByrd</a> threads:</b><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_2.jpg"><br>
Full blown Puffy Cuff with contrasting bling<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_3.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_4.jpg"><br>
The multicolor puffy cuff and Betsy's photo goal. It's too cold to puffy in Chicago now<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_7.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_6.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/puffy_cuffs_5.jpg"><br><br>

Betsy says that I would like <a href="http://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/main.html" id="tico">Oswald Boateng</a> get up<br>
Very anti-climactic fashion parade<br>
You used to be happy with the orange tag items from the Target end cap <br>
Just because it was on sale?<br>
Ben Witt sends his thanks . . . You're welcome Ben<br>
Ben was around B.B. (before Betsy . . . that's Ben's abbreviation)<br>
Betsy gets no more cleaning products . . . she can't add and there are five examples in 1 minute<br>
Kris gets called the ageist<br>
I put this ageism on Betsy <br>
Betsy's first stalker<br>
Many more show in the next couple of days!<br>
<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>    	 	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TailorByrd">TailorByrd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TailorByrd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TailorByrd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Oswald Boateng">Oswald Boateng</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Oswald Boateng"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Oswald Boateng.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Empire Carpet">Empire Carpet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Empire Carpet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Empire Carpet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/(800) 588-2300">(800) 588-2300</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/(800) 588-2300"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/(800) 588-2300.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:30:33 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-11-03.mp3
Show: #293
  Length: 25:37
  Size: 17.6mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris November 03, 2006

The puffy cuff fashion show is a reality
Betsy does up her QVC and I bust out my TailorByrd shirts (aka the ultimate puffy cuff shirts)
Kris&#039;s beard is outta control and Betsy didn&#039;t tell me
Betsy</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>TailorByrd, Oswald Boateng, Empire Carpet, (800) 588-2300, Naperville</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Podshow caching and how to stop it</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/416/Podshow-caching-and-how-to-stop-it_Podshow_PDN.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Three months ago I created a podcast management system. Part of that development was tracking everything that happens with all files, especially RSS. Being a huge stats nerd I freaked when I kept getting regular hits from this ip: 72.3.228.221 to my main RSS feed where the User Agent was null. WTF, a null user agent?</p><p>So a little due diligence I found the IP is part of Podshow's block at RackSpace. I skype Chris from Podcast Alley, cause I knew him way back before Podshow, and asked him what was up. Oh yeah, the IP was asking for authentication when I visited so I couldn't see what going on.</p><p>I asked him what they were doing with the feeds. His reply was that they were caching them. No big deal. Still problematic in a sense that I am not pinging them to send them an update, but whatever, they got a plan and caching isn't inherintly evil. At this time I requested him to add the User Agent information to the script they were using to pull the feeds. That never happened.</p><p>Needless to say I shared this information with a couple of podcasters who immediately blocked the the IP address. But I didn't. So for the last three months they have been hitting not only my feed but the feeds of many other people every half hour and caching them.</p><p>But this is where the problem comes in. Yesterday with the botched launch of the new Podshow+. I took a look at the IP which was no longer asking for authentication and took a look around. I look at it like if my feed is public and you are using it in your site and your IP is public and broadcast to my database I can use it too. So I took a look around. Yikes!</p><p>I found my feed . . . or did I? What I found as others are finding or any podcaster whether they belong to the network or are paid by podshow is that they are re-writing the cached feeds!! Yup. Changing tags, truncating data, modifying the RSS generator tag to say "Podshow Delivery Network" (Update: it reads "PodShow PDN") and . . . and rewriting the original URL of the feed that they cached. Are you kidding? They don't even link to my original feed. So how would I know people are even subscribed? I wouldn't and they would. More incentive to join their network I guess.</p><p>If people weren't sure about Podshow's intent to make money off the back of every podcaster then this is a sure sign that if they did't they sure do now. The fact that Podshow is purporting even at this early stage to be the proprietor of all podcasters is a joke. The arrogance to think that we all somehow owe them or should allow them to rewrite our feeds because their network is the be all end all signals that this is the end for them.</p><p>If you would like to stop Podshow from caching your feed and rewriting it as they roll Podcast Alley, Podsafe Music Network and the Podshow home page into the mega Podshow+ PDN then block this IP: 72.3.228.221.</p>	<p>Update: It appears as of 12 a.m. on July 7th the Podshow caching  bot or script was turned off. But have some fun checking your logs for their IP address I bet it's there.</p>                                                          <p>Update two: If you would like to see some screen shots and read more of this discussion check out <a href="http://mwgblog.com/archives/2006/07/06/podshow-and-copyright-im-non-plused/" target="_blank" id="tico">Michael Geoghegan's</a> post or <a href="http://www.geeknewscentral.com/archives/006233.html" target="_blank" id="tico">Todd Cochrane's</a>. For some other good opinions, <a href="http://www.paulcolligan.com/2006/07/06/podshow-hysterics/" target="_blank" id="tico">Paul Colligan's "Podshow Hysterics"</a> post and <a href="http://fuzzyblog.com/archives/2006/07/07/in-defense-of-podshow-this-might-just-be-a-bug/" target="_blank" id="tico">this one from FuzzyBlog</a>. It will be interesting to see where this conversation goes today as this picks up some steam.</p><p>Final update then new post: 9:31 a.m. July 7 - Podshow is scraping from the ip again so lets have some fun.  </p> <p>Final final update: 2:05 p.m. July 7 - The XML chicklet link now goes to podcaster's original feeds.                       	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Podshow">Podshow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Podshow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Podshow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PDN">PDN</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PDN"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PDN.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caching feeds">caching feeds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caching feeds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caching feeds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rewriting feeds">rewriting feeds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rewriting feeds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rewriting feeds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/72.3.228.221">72.3.228.221</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/72.3.228.221"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/72.3.228.221.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three months ago I created a podcast management system. Part of that development was tracking everything that happens with all files, especially RSS. Being a huge stats nerd I freaked when I kept getting regular hits from this ip: 72.3.228.221 to my main RSS feed where the User Agent was null. WTF, a null user agent?</p><p>So a little due diligence I found the IP is part of Podshow's block at RackSpace. I skype Chris from Podcast Alley, cause I knew him way back before Podshow, and asked him what was up. Oh yeah, the IP was asking for authentication when I visited so I couldn't see what going on.</p><p>I asked him what they were doing with the feeds. His reply was that they were caching them. No big deal. Still problematic in a sense that I am not pinging them to send them an update, but whatever, they got a plan and caching isn't inherintly evil. At this time I requested him to add the User Agent information to the script they were using to pull the feeds. That never happened.</p><p>Needless to say I shared this information with a couple of podcasters who immediately blocked the the IP address. But I didn't. So for the last three months they have been hitting not only my feed but the feeds of many other people every half hour and caching them.</p><p>But this is where the problem comes in. Yesterday with the botched launch of the new Podshow+. I took a look at the IP which was no longer asking for authentication and took a look around. I look at it like if my feed is public and you are using it in your site and your IP is public and broadcast to my database I can use it too. So I took a look around. Yikes!</p><p>I found my feed . . . or did I? What I found as others are finding or any podcaster whether they belong to the network or are paid by podshow is that they are re-writing the cached feeds!! Yup. Changing tags, truncating data, modifying the RSS generator tag to say "Podshow Delivery Network" (Update: it reads "PodShow PDN") and . . . and rewriting the original URL of the feed that they cached. Are you kidding? They don't even link to my original feed. So how would I know people are even subscribed? I wouldn't and they would. More incentive to join their network I guess.</p><p>If people weren't sure about Podshow's intent to make money off the back of every podcaster then this is a sure sign that if they did't they sure do now. The fact that Podshow is purporting even at this early stage to be the proprietor of all podcasters is a joke. The arrogance to think that we all somehow owe them or should allow them to rewrite our feeds because their network is the be all end all signals that this is the end for them.</p><p>If you would like to stop Podshow from caching your feed and rewriting it as they roll Podcast Alley, Podsafe Music Network and the Podshow home page into the mega Podshow+ PDN then block this IP: 72.3.228.221.</p>	<p>Update: It appears as of 12 a.m. on July 7th the Podshow caching  bot or script was turned off. But have some fun checking your logs for their IP address I bet it's there.</p>                                                          <p>Update two: If you would like to see some screen shots and read more of this discussion check out <a href="http://mwgblog.com/archives/2006/07/06/podshow-and-copyright-im-non-plused/" target="_blank" id="tico">Michael Geoghegan's</a> post or <a href="http://www.geeknewscentral.com/archives/006233.html" target="_blank" id="tico">Todd Cochrane's</a>. For some other good opinions, <a href="http://www.paulcolligan.com/2006/07/06/podshow-hysterics/" target="_blank" id="tico">Paul Colligan's "Podshow Hysterics"</a> post and <a href="http://fuzzyblog.com/archives/2006/07/07/in-defense-of-podshow-this-might-just-be-a-bug/" target="_blank" id="tico">this one from FuzzyBlog</a>. It will be interesting to see where this conversation goes today as this picks up some steam.</p><p>Final update then new post: 9:31 a.m. July 7 - Podshow is scraping from the ip again so lets have some fun.  </p> <p>Final final update: 2:05 p.m. July 7 - The XML chicklet link now goes to podcaster's original feeds.                       	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Podshow">Podshow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Podshow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Podshow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PDN">PDN</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PDN"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PDN.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caching feeds">caching feeds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caching feeds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caching feeds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rewriting feeds">rewriting feeds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rewriting feeds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rewriting feeds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/72.3.228.221">72.3.228.221</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/72.3.228.221"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/72.3.228.221.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-10-31" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-10-31.mp3">Croncast - 2005-10-31.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #183<br />
Length: 30:28<br />
Size: 20.9 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p><strong>Special Note:</strong> If you have made a donation and requested not shout out, you're in business. If you didn't I will be contacting you today to ask for your choice.</p>
	<p>Happy Halloween!<br />
Watch this<br />
Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them<br />
We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO<br />
Edit points for resale to TBS<br />
20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses<br />
duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill<br />
She lives on Michael Jackson's street<br />
Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps<br />
White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way<br />
Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble<br />
The Cub Scout tribe sale<br />
The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash<br />
Parents couldn't do the math<br />
Taking advantage of the den parents<br />
Betsy filled the mini van<br />
Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you.<br />
They need the money to rub sticks together in the woods<br />
It was like a half price sale at a garage sale<br />
Buy it and sell it right away<br />
Kris will be sent to FedEx<br />
Standing with jockey man<br />
Let's talk about that<br />
The first car we've owned that has been produced in the same decade<br />
Betsy's boxing skills<br />
Betsy gives more tips for how to navigate the post office<br />
She lets Kris know that he is retarded because he can't fill out form<br />
Approached by the ultimate pyramid scam - all the sellers except the sex people left out<br />
Betsy is going to go and promote eBay and tell them start with no investment<br />
Selling off Elliot's stuff<br />
Crushing the man, however he usually doesn't notice because something else shiny will get his attention<br />
The drum of Legos<br />
Surrounded by bright color plastic<br />
Kris needs to learn to ask questions<br />
Betsy says Kris is a self centered jerk<br />
She is my own personal doctor Phil<br />
Elliot get's a psychic reading<br />
Put grandma's Toshiba down<br />
The psychic didn't get a good a reading because I didn't ask questions hmmmm<br />
Every question you can think of is a leading question<br />
Todd's Halloween party was cool<br />
We care about Elliot's future, hence the reading<br />
Sylvia Brown psychic lady for $1000 a seat or $70 a question<br />
I'm in the wrong line of work<br />
Betsy says mediums exist, not just in the plethora that do business<br />
"I knew he was here"<br />
The pledge drive continues<br />
We understand people being upset<br />
3 ten minute shows a week</p>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sale">sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/people">people</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/people"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/people.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/psychic">psychic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/psychic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/psychic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-10-31" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-10-31.mp3">Croncast - 2005-10-31.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #183<br />
Length: 30:28<br />
Size: 20.9 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p><strong>Special Note:</strong> If you have made a donation and requested not shout out, you're in business. If you didn't I will be contacting you today to ask for your choice.</p>
	<p>Happy Halloween!<br />
Watch this<br />
Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them<br />
We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO<br />
Edit points for resale to TBS<br />
20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses<br />
duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill<br />
She lives on Michael Jackson's street<br />
Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps<br />
White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way<br />
Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble<br />
The Cub Scout tribe sale<br />
The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash<br />
Parents couldn't do the math<br />
Taking advantage of the den parents<br />
Betsy filled the mini van<br />
Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you.<br />
They need the money to rub sticks together in the woods<br />
It was like a half price sale at a garage sale<br />
Buy it and sell it right away<br />
Kris will be sent to FedEx<br />
Standing with jockey man<br />
Let's talk about that<br />
The first car we've owned that has been produced in the same decade<br />
Betsy's boxing skills<br />
Betsy gives more tips for how to navigate the post office<br />
She lets Kris know that he is retarded because he can't fill out form<br />
Approached by the ultimate pyramid scam - all the sellers except the sex people left out<br />
Betsy is going to go and promote eBay and tell them start with no investment<br />
Selling off Elliot's stuff<br />
Crushing the man, however he usually doesn't notice because something else shiny will get his attention<br />
The drum of Legos<br />
Surrounded by bright color plastic<br />
Kris needs to learn to ask questions<br />
Betsy says Kris is a self centered jerk<br />
She is my own personal doctor Phil<br />
Elliot get's a psychic reading<br />
Put grandma's Toshiba down<br />
The psychic didn't get a good a reading because I didn't ask questions hmmmm<br />
Every question you can think of is a leading question<br />
Todd's Halloween party was cool<br />
We care about Elliot's future, hence the reading<br />
Sylvia Brown psychic lady for $1000 a seat or $70 a question<br />
I'm in the wrong line of work<br />
Betsy says mediums exist, not just in the plethora that do business<br />
"I knew he was here"<br />
The pledge drive continues<br />
We understand people being upset<br />
3 ten minute shows a week</p>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sale">sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/people">people</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/people"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/people.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/psychic">psychic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/psychic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/psychic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:01:06 -0600</pubDate>
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	Show: #183
Length: 30:28
Size: 20.9 mb
Format: mp3
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142
	Show Notes
	Special Note: If you have made a donation and requested not shout out, you&#039;re in business. If you didn&#039;t I will be contacting you today to ask for your choice.
	Happy Halloween!
Watch this
Dinner at a</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-10-14" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-10-14.mp3">Croncast - 2005-10-14.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #176<br />
Length: 32:29<br />
Size: 22.3 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135</strong><br></p>
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	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>Betsy wants to garage sale all night long<br />
Bad garage sale karma<br />
Documentary of Betsy's addiction<br />
More than $6 for apparel? Not this house<br />
Don't ask don't tell garage sale policy - smoking<br />
Toddler treadmills<br />
Cartoons for reward<br />
Tiny folks<br />
FedEx Kinkos vs. Pizza Hut<br />
Garage saling cut short<br />
Tenements of the highly mobile $600,000 middle management homes<br />
Raining toilet water on our stuff<br />
Curbside wardrobe boxes<br />
Screaming baby and garbage picking makes Betsy uncomfortable<br />
Give her some of our table scraps<br />
Kris will go back to Kinkos<br />
Now Betsy's wrist is acting up, all the cul de sacs<br />
Lloyd's of London for Betsy's eBay wrist<br />
Maggie face-butts the cushioned chair and lives, laughs and says mama<br />
Candle party vs. sex party<br />
Should be subsidized by school district<br />
Telling way too much about your lives . . . hmmmmm<br />
Lengua for Betsy is too gross for Kris<br />
Chef Betsy<br />
iPod video will reign for porn and 14 year old boys<br />
Kris's Marlboro iPod<br />
The last name thing, for women as property?<br />
Kris at femanine alliance to watch chicks make out<br />
Habitat for Humanity for Betsy<br />
Nick (hosty of SledHead Radio) house burned down<br />
"Kris, I burned down the house. Apologize to me", Betsy<br />
Kris would would take the computer first<br />
Susan this inappropriate story is for you<br />
Maternity belts for men</p>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garage">garage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sale">sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-10-14" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-10-14.mp3">Croncast - 2005-10-14.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #176<br />
Length: 32:29<br />
Size: 22.3 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Give us a review at Yahoo!</strong></p>
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	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>Betsy wants to garage sale all night long<br />
Bad garage sale karma<br />
Documentary of Betsy's addiction<br />
More than $6 for apparel? Not this house<br />
Don't ask don't tell garage sale policy - smoking<br />
Toddler treadmills<br />
Cartoons for reward<br />
Tiny folks<br />
FedEx Kinkos vs. Pizza Hut<br />
Garage saling cut short<br />
Tenements of the highly mobile $600,000 middle management homes<br />
Raining toilet water on our stuff<br />
Curbside wardrobe boxes<br />
Screaming baby and garbage picking makes Betsy uncomfortable<br />
Give her some of our table scraps<br />
Kris will go back to Kinkos<br />
Now Betsy's wrist is acting up, all the cul de sacs<br />
Lloyd's of London for Betsy's eBay wrist<br />
Maggie face-butts the cushioned chair and lives, laughs and says mama<br />
Candle party vs. sex party<br />
Should be subsidized by school district<br />
Telling way too much about your lives . . . hmmmmm<br />
Lengua for Betsy is too gross for Kris<br />
Chef Betsy<br />
iPod video will reign for porn and 14 year old boys<br />
Kris's Marlboro iPod<br />
The last name thing, for women as property?<br />
Kris at femanine alliance to watch chicks make out<br />
Habitat for Humanity for Betsy<br />
Nick (hosty of SledHead Radio) house burned down<br />
"Kris, I burned down the house. Apologize to me", Betsy<br />
Kris would would take the computer first<br />
Susan this inappropriate story is for you<br />
Maternity belts for men</p>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garage">garage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sale">sale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 06:01:40 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-10-14.mp3
	Show: #176
Length: 32:29
Size: 22.3 mb
Format: mp3
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135
	Give us a review at Yahoo!
	
	Show Notes
	Betsy wants to garage sale all night long
Bad garage sale karma
Documentary of Betsy&#039;s addiction
More than $6 for apparel? Not this house
Don&#039;t ask don&#039;t tell garage</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/227/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-91_kris_dells.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-06-20" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-06-20.mp3">Croncast - 2005-06-20.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #132<br />
Length: 34:17<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 15.7 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91</strong></p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/video" target="_blank">Watch The Video!</a></p>
	<p>We are back from the Wisconsin Dells and in this episode Kris calls a fight between marines, babysits a stripper's kids and watches the police arrest an out of hand mommy all while wearing his tacky father's day gift.  </p>
	<p>Kris reminisces about the days prior to the invention of Nair and bikini line shaving, I advise him both Nair and bikini line shaving have been around for years, but they didnt practice pubic hair removal in his neck of the woods- go figure.  Kris also tries to draw comparisons between Tijuana and the Dells, though I point out that he has never been to Tijuana and never during my entire stay in the Dells was I offered Chiclets from a homeless scabby toddler.  </p>
	<p>Kris attempts to explain the origins of the phrase Git R Dun and I still don't get it or git it I guess. </p>
	<p>Check out the screen shots of Kris and I on TV we are stars! Not really I don't think stars shop at Aldi's- except maybe Rachel Hunter before the smash hit Dancing with the Stars which is on my must watch this week.  Rachel has probably upgraded to Albertsons store brands now that things are looking up.</p>
	<p>Screen shots from the video.</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/nbc5_croncast_1.jpg" alt="" /><br />
Bird's eye view from Elliot's spot in the basement.</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/nbc5_croncast_2.jpg" alt="" /><br />
Guess who?</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/nbc5_croncast_3.jpg" alt="" /><br />
Who could this be?</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dells">dells</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dells"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dells.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stars">stars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/git">git</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/git"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/git.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-06-20" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-06-20.mp3">Croncast - 2005-06-20.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #132<br />
Length: 34:17<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 15.7 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91</strong></p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/video" target="_blank">Watch The Video!</a></p>
	<p>We are back from the Wisconsin Dells and in this episode Kris calls a fight between marines, babysits a stripper's kids and watches the police arrest an out of hand mommy all while wearing his tacky father's day gift.  </p>
	<p>Kris reminisces about the days prior to the invention of Nair and bikini line shaving, I advise him both Nair and bikini line shaving have been around for years, but they didnt practice pubic hair removal in his neck of the woods- go figure.  Kris also tries to draw comparisons between Tijuana and the Dells, though I point out that he has never been to Tijuana and never during my entire stay in the Dells was I offered Chiclets from a homeless scabby toddler.  </p>
	<p>Kris attempts to explain the origins of the phrase Git R Dun and I still don't get it or git it I guess. </p>
	<p>Check out the screen shots of Kris and I on TV we are stars! Not really I don't think stars shop at Aldi's- except maybe Rachel Hunter before the smash hit Dancing with the Stars which is on my must watch this week.  Rachel has probably upgraded to Albertsons store brands now that things are looking up.</p>
	<p>Screen shots from the video.</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/nbc5_croncast_1.jpg" alt="" /><br />
Bird's eye view from Elliot's spot in the basement.</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/nbc5_croncast_2.jpg" alt="" /><br />
Guess who?</p>
	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/nbc5_croncast_3.jpg" alt="" /><br />
Who could this be?</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dells">dells</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dells"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dells.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stars">stars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/git">git</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/git"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/git.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 05:57:54 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-06-20.mp3
	Show: #132
Length: 34:17
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 15.7 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 91
	Watch The Video!
	We are back from the Wisconsin Dells and in this episode Kris calls a fight between marines, babysits a stripper&#039;s kids and watches the police arrest an out of hand mommy all while</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>kris, dells, croncast, stars, git</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Croncast - Todd and his friend Kris Ep. 1</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/280/Croncast---Todd-and-his-friend-Kris-Ep-1_todd_palegroove.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-02-22" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-02-22.mp3">Croncast - 2005-02-22.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #79<br />
Length: 60:47<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 27.8 mb</p>
	<p><strong> Croncast - Todd and his friend Kris Ep. 1</strong></p>
	<p>Well . . . we break the 60 minute barrier today. Long show but full of good stuff with Todd from Bridge Communications, also known as the "PR Guy" at the house. Todd is handling public relations, press releases and copy writitng for me (<a href="http://www.palegroove.com">Palegroove Studios</a>).</p>
	<p>Todd brought in questions for me for this interview and I thought they might have something to do with the launch of Palegroove but I was wrong. It is a listener play along game composed of current events where you, yes you get the chance to out smart me. Turns out that it isn't that hard. Good luck.</p>
	<p>We also get into why I started <a href="http://www.palegroove.com">Palegroove Studios</a>, my vision of what makes a good podcasting, my vision of the future of pocasting and of course my passion for it. I love it. And like I would say on the show I fucking love it. Todd probably won't approve the language but that is how he helps.</p>
	<p>With that I would like to formally thank Todd for all of his hard work over the past two weeks to get <strong>Palegroove Studios</strong> out in front of many people, his excellent copy writing and last but not least his new friendship.</p>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/todd">todd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/todd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/todd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/palegroove">palegroove</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/palegroove"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/palegroove.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/studios">studios</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/studios"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/studios.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ep">ep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-02-22" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-02-22.mp3">Croncast - 2005-02-22.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #79<br />
Length: 60:47<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 27.8 mb</p>
	<p><strong> Croncast - Todd and his friend Kris Ep. 1</strong></p>
	<p>Well . . . we break the 60 minute barrier today. Long show but full of good stuff with Todd from Bridge Communications, also known as the "PR Guy" at the house. Todd is handling public relati