tom | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for tom. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for tom. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for tom. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg tom | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for tom. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove What A Woman, The Circuit, 9 Hour Energy http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5140/What-A-Woman-The-Circuit-9-Hour-Energy_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Working it!

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Working it!

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Sat, 14 May 2011 06:55:46 -0500 29:16 tag:croncast.com,5140 Episode: #741 | Length:29:16 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Working it! no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good red bottom http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5138/red-bottom_bottom_red.php Blog red bottom



Tags: bottom red ]]>red bottom



Tags: bottom red ]]> Fri, 13 May 2011 06:39:03 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5138 no bottom, red, , , 11 lb tomatoes http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5078/11-lb-tomatoes_tomatoes_lb.php Blog 11 lb tomatoes



Tags: tomatoes lb ]]>11 lb tomatoes



Tags: tomatoes lb ]]> Sat, 07 May 2011 18:41:36 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5078 no tomatoes, lb, , , carl schurz garden statue http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4903/carl-schurz-garden-statue_statue_garden.php Blog carl schurz garden statue



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Tags: statue garden schurz carl ]]> Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:40:20 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4903 no statue, garden, schurz, carl, Giving Away - 2 Black Keys Tickets for SOLD OUT Las Vegas Show (You pay shipping) http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4859/Giving-Away---2-Black-Keys-Tickets-for-SOLD-OUT-Las-Vegas-Show-(You-pay-shipping)_the-black-keys_las-vegas.php Blog
If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow.

I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case.

However, it can be the start of something awesome for you or another great set of memories from a stand out rock band.

I've got TWO General Admission tickets to the Saturday, February 19th sold out show at the Chelsea in the Cosmopolitan Hotel of Las Vegas.

Here's how I'm going to do this since I waited to the last minute because I thought I could pull this out:

A. Leave a comment on this post with your facebook page, twitter handle or an email with '[at]' instead of an '@' (helping to avoid the spam) so that i can contact you if you win.

B. At 3:00 EST today I will pick one commenter at random. You've got 10 minutes to get back to me before I pick someone else, since I need to send these out as soon as possible to get them to someone.

C. Drop the $40 for the shipping in my PayPal and I'll head to FedEx.

This isn't a scam or anything weird.

I'm a huge fan and thought I could pull it out. I tried to take my 5 year old with me to Central Park when the Keys played there but it was sold out. We sat outside and listened for about an hour. She's also loves the Keys, well it makes up about 850f her music listening in my presence, so of course she does. She was pissed we couldn't get in. Don't let this happen to you ;).



Tags: the black keys las vegas cosmopolitan chelsea ]]>
If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow.

I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case.

However, it can be the start of something awesome for you or another great set of memories from a stand out rock band.

I've got TWO General Admission tickets to the Saturday, February 19th sold out show at the Chelsea in the Cosmopolitan Hotel of Las Vegas.

Here's how I'm going to do this since I waited to the last minute because I thought I could pull this out:

A. Leave a comment on this post with your facebook page, twitter handle or an email with '[at]' instead of an '@' (helping to avoid the spam) so that i can contact you if you win.

B. At 3:00 EST today I will pick one commenter at random. You've got 10 minutes to get back to me before I pick someone else, since I need to send these out as soon as possible to get them to someone.

C. Drop the $40 for the shipping in my PayPal and I'll head to FedEx.

This isn't a scam or anything weird.

I'm a huge fan and thought I could pull it out. I tried to take my 5 year old with me to Central Park when the Keys played there but it was sold out. We sat outside and listened for about an hour. She's also loves the Keys, well it makes up about 850f her music listening in my presence, so of course she does. She was pissed we couldn't get in. Don't let this happen to you ;).



Tags: the black keys las vegas cosmopolitan chelsea ]]> Thu, 17 Feb 2011 11:37:13 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4859 Too good to be true? Nope. If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow. I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case. However, it can be the start of something awesome no the black keys, las vegas, cosmopolitan, chelsea, Wanna party, Giant? http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4791/Wanna-party-Giant_house_life.php Blog Wanna party, Giant?

Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow.

The headline? We'll get to that.

A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy.

We sold the house, packed up tight and left town in a stretch limo with six suitcases and a hermit crab in my wife's front pocket.

We arrived with no apartment to rent, jobs or money. The money was tied up in the sale of our house that was occurring in a couple days, I had interviews lined up but nothing solid and for lodging a friend named Tom hooked up a tiny studio for the four of us.

I'm going to take the liberty of speeding up this story. I'll share more of it another time.

Needless to say, things didn't work out quite like we have hoped or planned.

I didn't get the jobs that I had interviewed for. The money from the sale of our house didn't clear our bank for 3 weeks. Once it cleared we got on with things.

Which brings me to the short version of things:

New York has been many things to our family. I fell it love with every part of it and convinced my family to come with. They've stood by me as opportunities have come and gone. They've believed in me in what my own personal history will recount as one of the most challenging years of my life.

Things are on the up and I feel a little more comfortable taking the time to look at this last year as a series of challenges.

My children may never forgive me. Hopefully, later in life, they'll appreciate that mom and dad took risks in order to provide them a more interesting life. Who else gets to watch a midget hooker try to work their father at a subway stop with a sweet line like, "Wanna party, Giant?"

Nothing in suburbia packs that much excitement except a play-date at the local children's museum.



Tags: house life children money left ]]>Wanna party, Giant?

Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow.

The headline? We'll get to that.

A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy.

We sold the house, packed up tight and left town in a stretch limo with six suitcases and a hermit crab in my wife's front pocket.

We arrived with no apartment to rent, jobs or money. The money was tied up in the sale of our house that was occurring in a couple days, I had interviews lined up but nothing solid and for lodging a friend named Tom hooked up a tiny studio for the four of us.

I'm going to take the liberty of speeding up this story. I'll share more of it another time.

Needless to say, things didn't work out quite like we have hoped or planned.

I didn't get the jobs that I had interviewed for. The money from the sale of our house didn't clear our bank for 3 weeks. Once it cleared we got on with things.

Which brings me to the short version of things:

New York has been many things to our family. I fell it love with every part of it and convinced my family to come with. They've stood by me as opportunities have come and gone. They've believed in me in what my own personal history will recount as one of the most challenging years of my life.

Things are on the up and I feel a little more comfortable taking the time to look at this last year as a series of challenges.

My children may never forgive me. Hopefully, later in life, they'll appreciate that mom and dad took risks in order to provide them a more interesting life. Who else gets to watch a midget hooker try to work their father at a subway stop with a sweet line like, "Wanna party, Giant?"

Nothing in suburbia packs that much excitement except a play-date at the local children's museum.



Tags: house life children money left ]]> Sat, 04 Dec 2010 22:47:44 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4791 Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow. The headline? We'll get to that. A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy. We sold the house, packed up tight no house, life, children, money, left Outrun the Law, Ice Cream Truck, Quepon http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4575/Outrun-the-Law-Ice-Cream-Truck-Quepon_ricky-bobby_minivan.php Blog Length: 32:08
Format: mp3

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No mini vans
I come from a drag racing family
Yeah, right
I figured your dad worked in the pits
There's driver blood in me
I am Ricky Bobby
Two uncles by both those names
One died in a motor vehicle incident
New site coming soon
following the ice cream guy
that hobo looks like tom waits

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No mini vans
I come from a drag racing family
Yeah, right
I figured your dad worked in the pits
There's driver blood in me
I am Ricky Bobby
Two uncles by both those names
One died in a motor vehicle incident
New site coming soon
following the ice cream guy
that hobo looks like tom waits

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Tags: ricky bobby minivan drag racing the best quepon ]]> Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:18:53 -0500 32:08 tag:croncast.com,4575 Episode: #667 Length: 32:08 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! No mini vans I come from a drag racing family Yeah, right I figured your dad worked in the pits There's driver blood in me I am Ricky Bobby Two uncles by both those names One died in a motor vehicle incident New site coming no ricky bobby, minivan, drag racing, the best, quepon Old Nurse, Vasectomized, Misinformed http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4460/Old-Nurse-Vasectomized-Misinformed_vasectomized_old-nurses.php Blog Length: 32:04
Format: mp3

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The older the better
Aged for the recruiter
Burning to the beat
I was once misinformed
The keeps bouncing
Gotta walk it off at that point
The audience changes
Then it gets all adult
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Tags: vasectomized old nurses walk it off adult audience ]]> Length: 32:04
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The older the better
Aged for the recruiter
Burning to the beat
I was once misinformed
The keeps bouncing
Gotta walk it off at that point
The audience changes
Then it gets all adult
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Tags: vasectomized old nurses walk it off adult audience ]]> Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:25:48 -0500 32:04 tag:croncast.com,4460 Episode: #654 Length: 32:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The older the better Aged for the recruiter Burning to the beat I was once misinformed The keeps bouncing Gotta walk it off at that point The audience changes Then it gets all adult no vasectomized, old nurses, walk it off, adult audience, Season 26 Episode 04: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4459/Season-26-Episode-04:-The-Croncast-Shorty_vasectomized_old-nurses.php Podcasts Length: 5:02
Format: mp3

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The older the better
Aged for the recruiter
Burning to the beat
I was once misinformed
The keeps bouncing
Gotta walk it off at that point
The audience changes
Then it gets all adult

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Format: mp3

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The older the better
Aged for the recruiter
Burning to the beat
I was once misinformed
The keeps bouncing
Gotta walk it off at that point
The audience changes
Then it gets all adult

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: vasectomized old nurses walk it off adult audience ]]> Tue, 20 Jul 2010 21:21:13 -0500 5:02 tag:croncast.com,4459 Episode: #654 The Croncast Shorty Length: 5:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The older the better Aged for the recruiter Burning to the beat I was once misinformed The keeps bouncing Gotta walk it off at that point The audience changes Then it gets all adult no vasectomized, old nurses, walk it off, adult audience, Risk Takers, Dressing Room With Kids, SNL Stage http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4456/Risk-Takers-Dressing-Room-With-Kids-SNL-Stage_SNL-stage_opportunity.php Podcasts Length: 35:04
Format: mp3

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The weekend cometh
If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC
Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on
Today's show is longer than usual
Perfect weekend listening!
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Tags: SNL stage opportunity wicked mistress qbert ]]> Length: 35:04
Format: mp3

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The weekend cometh
If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC
Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on
Today's show is longer than usual
Perfect weekend listening!
Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: SNL stage opportunity wicked mistress qbert ]]> Fri, 16 Jul 2010 19:03:47 -0500 35:04 tag:croncast.com,4456 Episode: #653 Length: 35:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The weekend cometh If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on Today's show is longer than usual Perfect weekend listening! no SNL stage, opportunity, wicked mistress, qbert, Season 26 Episode 03: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4455/Season-26-Episode-03:-The-Croncast-Shorty_SNL-stage_opportunity.php Podcasts Length: 4:39
Format: mp3

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The weekend cometh
If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC
Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on
Today's show is longer than usual
Perfect weekend listening!

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Tags: SNL stage opportunity wicked mistress qbert ]]> Length: 4:39
Format: mp3

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The weekend cometh
If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC
Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on
Today's show is longer than usual
Perfect weekend listening!

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: SNL stage opportunity wicked mistress qbert ]]> Fri, 16 Jul 2010 19:00:04 -0500 4:39 tag:croncast.com,4455 Episode: #653 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:39 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The weekend cometh If you're in Stamford tomorrow . . . Betsy be MC Jump-a-thon . . . get UR jump on Today's show is longer than usual Perfect weekend listening! no SNL stage, opportunity, wicked mistress, qbert, NYC Creole, Sea Cucumber Defense, Wisdom Craters http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4428/NYC-Creole-Sea-Cucumber-Defense-Wisdom-Craters_sea-cucumber_vasectomy.php Podcasts Length: 27:02
Format: mp3

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Speaking the Creole of NYC
2-times, 2-Times, 2-times
He was ordering food
Just hustling the Midwesterner
Late night in the ER with ERS
He held up
Sea Cucumbers as metaphors
More brothers and sisters
I'm fixed, dude
Negotiated dental work
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: sea cucumber vasectomy nyc creole defense emergency room ]]> Length: 27:02
Format: mp3

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Speaking the Creole of NYC
2-times, 2-Times, 2-times
He was ordering food
Just hustling the Midwesterner
Late night in the ER with ERS
He held up
Sea Cucumbers as metaphors
More brothers and sisters
I'm fixed, dude
Negotiated dental work
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: sea cucumber vasectomy nyc creole defense emergency room ]]> Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:18:15 -0500 27:02 tag:croncast.com,4428 Episode: #643 Length: 27:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm fixed, dude Negotiated no sea cucumber, vasectomy, nyc creole, defense, emergency room Season 25 Episode 18: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4427/Season-25-Episode-18:-The-Croncast-Shorty_sea-cucumber_vasectomy.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Speaking the Creole of NYC
2-times, 2-Times, 2-times
He was ordering food
Just hustling the Midwesterner
Late night in the ER with ERS
He held up
Sea Cucumbers as metaphors
More brothers and sisters
I'm fixed, dude
Negotiated dental work
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: sea cucumber vasectomy nyc creole defense emergency room ]]> Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Speaking the Creole of NYC
2-times, 2-Times, 2-times
He was ordering food
Just hustling the Midwesterner
Late night in the ER with ERS
He held up
Sea Cucumbers as metaphors
More brothers and sisters
I'm fixed, dude
Negotiated dental work
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: sea cucumber vasectomy nyc creole defense emergency room ]]> Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:11:40 -0500 4:01 tag:croncast.com,4427 Episode: #643 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Speaking the Creole of NYC 2-times, 2-Times, 2-times He was ordering food Just hustling the Midwesterner Late night in the ER with ERS He held up Sea Cucumbers as metaphors More brothers and sisters I'm no sea cucumber, vasectomy, nyc creole, defense, emergency room What Just Happened? http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4390/What-Just-Happened_croncast-episodes_kris-smith.php Blog
Along this line of reckoning, as Betsy was starting her corporate groove, her day was filled with all things new. Maybe not new, but after a decade of kicking it with our progeny, this transition is refreshing.

My experience, her experience . . . a day without a show it brings. For this we are both sorry. We were wiped out at the end of the day and didn't bring the goods.

Tomorrow, we'll bring the goods. And this weekend, we'll bring a special delivery of the goods for weekend laughter.

No. Maggie. You can't give the cat Dr. Pepper!

I gotta run. Talk with you soon.

Tags: croncast episodes kris smith betsy smith life is show prep ]]>
Along this line of reckoning, as Betsy was starting her corporate groove, her day was filled with all things new. Maybe not new, but after a decade of kicking it with our progeny, this transition is refreshing.

My experience, her experience . . . a day without a show it brings. For this we are both sorry. We were wiped out at the end of the day and didn't bring the goods.

Tomorrow, we'll bring the goods. And this weekend, we'll bring a special delivery of the goods for weekend laughter.

No. Maggie. You can't give the cat Dr. Pepper!

I gotta run. Talk with you soon.

Tags: croncast episodes kris smith betsy smith life is show prep ]]> Thu, 27 May 2010 08:25:02 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4390 Life is show prep takes on a whole new meaning when it pertains to me going renegade as Mr. Mom. Creating a lunch for the five year old from Dr. Pepper and popcorn takes skill, a blind eye to nutrition and nod to my own childhood desires. Making memories here, people! Along this line of reckoning, as Betsy was starting her corporate groove, her no croncast episodes, kris smith, betsy smith, life is show prep, Legless Junker, iPad Love, Birthday Booze http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4333/Legless-Junker-iPad-Love-Birthday-Booze_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Blog Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:21:46 -0500 29:00 tag:croncast.com,4333 Episode: #612 Length: 29:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter Season 24 Ep 12: Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4332/Season-24-Ep-12:-Croncast-Shorty_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Podcasts Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:07:32 -0500 4:34 tag:croncast.com,4332 Episode: #612 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter my iPad home screen w/ custom background http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4323/my-iPad-home-screen-w/-custom-background_poorly_named.php Blog my iPad home screen w/ custom background

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Tags: poorly named apple slate sent ]]> Sun, 04 Apr 2010 17:27:20 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4323 ~ sent from poorly named apple slate no poorly, named, apple, slate, sent Making SXSW, Puff that Cuff, Saul Bellow http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4276/Making-SXSW-Puff-that-Cuff-Saul-Bellow_san-antonio_sxsw.php Blog Length: 24:59
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
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Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Length: 24:59
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:14:23 -0600 24:59 tag:croncast.com,4276 Show: #600 Length: 24:59 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no san antonio, sxsw, austin texas, spring hill suites, Season 23 Ep 25: Sam Pullah http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4275/Season-23-Ep-25:-Sam-Pullah_san-antonio_sxsw.php Podcasts Length: 3:45
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Length: 3:45
Format: mp3

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It is hot in Texas!
Today's show is great . . .
From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it
Hope you're all well
Hot hot hot
I get them show notes tomorrow
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: san antonio sxsw austin texas spring hill suites ]]> Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:08:52 -0600 3:45 tag:croncast.com,4275 Show: #600 Sampler Length: 3:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It is hot in Texas! Today's show is great . . . From what I remember this morning when I uploaded it Hope you're all well Hot hot hot I get them show notes tomorrow Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville no san antonio, sxsw, austin texas, spring hill suites, Goat Posse, Boner Pills, Glowing Ants http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4252/Goat-Posse-Boner-Pills-Glowing-Ants_captain-asphalt_goat-posse.php Podcasts Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:05:50 -0600 29:27 tag:croncast.com,4252 Show: #552 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the caveman no captain asphalt, goat posse, jack hammer, boner pills, Season 23 Ep 17: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4251/Season-23-Ep-17:-Croncast-Sampler_captain-asphalt_goat-posse.php Podcasts Length: 4:54
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Length: 4:54
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:02:23 -0600 4:51 tag:croncast.com,4251 Show: #552-Sampler Length: 4:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the no captain asphalt, goat posse, jack hammer, boner pills, Season 23 Ep 09: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4234/Season-23-Ep-09:-Croncast-Sampler_croncast_kris-smith.php Podcasts Length: 5:54
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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Tags: croncast kris smith betsy smith season 23 ep 08 get cool ]]> Length: 5:54
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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Tags: croncast kris smith betsy smith season 23 ep 08 get cool ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:11:13 -0600 5:54 tag:croncast.com,4234 Show: #544-Sampler Length: 5:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hey hey Those comments are gonna flow Yes, I've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I no croncast, kris smith, betsy smith, season 23 ep 08, get cool Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4233/Daddy-Justice-Aluminum-Lined-Long-Memory_hamster_pet-store.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0600 28:09 tag:croncast.com,4233 Show: #544 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey hey Thos comments are gonna flow Yes, i've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go no hamster, pet store, dylan's candy bar, new york, la moille great customs hall http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4123/great-customs-hall_hall_customs.php Blog great customs hall



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