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      <title>turo.us | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for turo.us. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for turo.us. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for turo.us. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for turo.us. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
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         <title> superdelegates.org - via twitter</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[@<a href="http://twitter.com/rklau">rklau</a> has been getting much press for his timely site. he blogged it on the big board. <a href="http://turo.us/4gDui">http://turo.us/4gDui</a><br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rick klau">rick klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rick klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rick klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/super delegates">super delegates</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/super delegates"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/super delegates.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/superdelegates.org">superdelegates.org</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/superdelegates.org"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/superdelegates.org.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[@<a href="http://twitter.com/rklau">rklau</a> has been getting much press for his timely site. he blogged it on the big board. <a href="http://turo.us/4gDui">http://turo.us/4gDui</a><br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rick klau">rick klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rick klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rick klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/super delegates">super delegates</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/super delegates"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/super delegates.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/superdelegates.org">superdelegates.org</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/superdelegates.org"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/superdelegates.org.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 19:35:35 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1391</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>@rklau has been getting much press for his timely site. he blogged it on the big board. http://turo.us/4gDui</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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         <title>Frank Keppler keeps it fresh</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1283/Frank-Keppler-keeps-it-fresh_Miller-High-Life_Frank-Keppler.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/bcbg3.jpg"><br><br>Odds are high that you have seen Frank's work if you have gone into an Urban Outfitters, Nordstrom, Target or watched a movie or television show where a character was wearing a beer t-shirt, especially a Miller brand.<br><br>Frank Keppler is a graphic designer and co-owner of <a href="http://turo.us/2pCXG">Brew City Brand Apparel</a>, the company that produced the shirt you saw. Or better yet, that I see once a month or so in a store or on TV because I know what I'm looking for. Frank's designs are commercial but his style is unique and pretty easy to spot. He finds a way to even make vintage look fresh and contemporary.<br><br>I haven't spoken with Frank in years but I love his work.<br><br> In the mid and late 90's I worked for the Keppler's in Milwaukee managing their retail stores and seasonal set-ups like Summer Fest., a few years before they were selling large wholesale volume to anyone except Miller beer distributors. As there business has grown I often look at Frank's work as an inspiration. Why? I'll damned if it isn't one of the hardest design jobs ever to have beer and Milwaukee as your only motivation for twenty years.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Miller High Life">Miller High Life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Miller High Life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Miller High Life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Frank Keppler">Frank Keppler</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Frank Keppler"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Frank Keppler.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Brew City Apparel">Brew City Apparel</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Brew City Apparel"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Brew City Apparel.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Milwaukee">Milwaukee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Milwaukee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Milwaukee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/George Keppler">George Keppler</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/George Keppler"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/George Keppler.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/bcbg3.jpg"><br><br>Odds are high that you have seen Frank's work if you have gone into an Urban Outfitters, Nordstrom, Target or watched a movie or television show where a character was wearing a beer t-shirt, especially a Miller brand.<br><br>Frank Keppler is a graphic designer and co-owner of <a href="http://turo.us/2pCXG">Brew City Brand Apparel</a>, the company that produced the shirt you saw. Or better yet, that I see once a month or so in a store or on TV because I know what I'm looking for. Frank's designs are commercial but his style is unique and pretty easy to spot. He finds a way to even make vintage look fresh and contemporary.<br><br>I haven't spoken with Frank in years but I love his work.<br><br> In the mid and late 90's I worked for the Keppler's in Milwaukee managing their retail stores and seasonal set-ups like Summer Fest., a few years before they were selling large wholesale volume to anyone except Miller beer distributors. As there business has grown I often look at Frank's work as an inspiration. Why? I'll damned if it isn't one of the hardest design jobs ever to have beer and Milwaukee as your only motivation for twenty years.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Miller High Life">Miller High Life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Miller High Life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Miller High Life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Frank Keppler">Frank Keppler</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Frank Keppler"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Frank Keppler.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Brew City Apparel">Brew City Apparel</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Brew City Apparel"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Brew City Apparel.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Milwaukee">Milwaukee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Milwaukee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Milwaukee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/George Keppler">George Keppler</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/George Keppler"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/George Keppler.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:41:48 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1283</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Odds are high that you have seen Frank&#039;s work if you have gone into an Urban Outfitters, Nordstrom, Target or watched a movie or television show where a character was wearing a beer t-shirt, especially a Miller brand.Frank Keppler is a graphic designer and co-owner of Brew City Brand Apparel, the company that produced the shirt you saw. Or</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Miller High Life, Frank Keppler, Brew City Apparel, Milwaukee, George Keppler</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>For Sale: Yellow Tools Candy VSTi and Spectrasonics TRILOGY</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1243/For-Sale:-Yellow-Tools-Candy-VSTi-and-Spectrasonics-TRILOGY_VSTi_Yellow-Tools-Candy.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I was hunting for a mysterious odor in the manpit today when Betsy sent me into the storage area and I found two great pieces of software that I forgot to reinstall after my computer crashed six months ago. Of course, I didn't locate the odor but that's good it didn't come from storage. I blame the dog.<br><br>Since I didn't really miss either program I thought that somebody else might have better use for them making music for the masses.<br><br>The first is <a href="http://turo.us/6BPMN">Yellow Tools Candy</a> is an unbelievably awesome saxophone virtual instrument. It is the only one that I have ever used that sounded like the real thing. The bonus with this software are the baritone saxes, not other sax synth has them.<br><br>Now that I am writing this I am starting to regret letting them go. Oh well, maybe I can make enough money to get a real goatee trim!<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189089232_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $319.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:41:43 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $329.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189089232%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table> <br>The second is <a href="http://turo.us/6yYFn">Spectrasonics TRILOGY Total Bass Module Software</a>. The name says pretty much everything but should have 'upright' in the title. This is the best sounding upright virtual instrument out; real samples, velocity, playing styles and a wide array of instruments.<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189091318_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $234.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:51:57 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $239.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189091318%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VSTi">VSTi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VSTi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VSTi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Yellow Tools Candy">Yellow Tools Candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Yellow Tools Candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Yellow Tools Candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Authorization Key">Authorization Key</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Authorization Key"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Authorization Key.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Spectrasonics TRILOGY">Spectrasonics TRILOGY</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Spectrasonics TRILOGY"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Spectrasonics TRILOGY.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Total Bass Module Software">Total Bass Module Software</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Total Bass Module Software"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Total Bass Module Software.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I was hunting for a mysterious odor in the manpit today when Betsy sent me into the storage area and I found two great pieces of software that I forgot to reinstall after my computer crashed six months ago. Of course, I didn't locate the odor but that's good it didn't come from storage. I blame the dog.<br><br>Since I didn't really miss either program I thought that somebody else might have better use for them making music for the masses.<br><br>The first is <a href="http://turo.us/6BPMN">Yellow Tools Candy</a> is an unbelievably awesome saxophone virtual instrument. It is the only one that I have ever used that sounded like the real thing. The bonus with this software are the baritone saxes, not other sax synth has them.<br><br>Now that I am writing this I am starting to regret letting them go. Oh well, maybe I can make enough money to get a real goatee trim!<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189089232_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $319.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:41:43 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $329.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FYellow-Tools-Candy-VSTI-Authorization-Key_W0QQitemZ140189089232QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189089232%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table> <br>The second is <a href="http://turo.us/6yYFn">Spectrasonics TRILOGY Total Bass Module Software</a>. The name says pretty much everything but should have 'upright' in the title. This is the best sounding upright virtual instrument out; real samples, velocity, playing styles and a wide array of instruments.<br><table border=0 cellpadding=8><tr><td><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A102><img border=0 src=http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/140189091318_0.jpg></a></td><td><strong>US $234.99</strong><br /> 
  End Date: Thursday Dec-13-2007 16:51:57 PST<br />Buy It Now for only: US $239.99<br /><a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A103>Bid now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2FSpectrasonics-TRILOGY-Total-Bass-Module-Software_W0QQitemZ140189091318QQcmdZViewItemQQssPageNameZRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A105>Buy it now</a> | <a href=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/711-37018-2978-0/1?SID=Croncast_Blog-Post&AID=10420677&PID=2120030&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi1.ebay.com%2Fws%2FeBayISAPI.dll%3FMfcISAPICommand%3DMakeTrack%26item%3D140189091318%26ssPageName%3DRSS%3AB%3ASRCH%3AUS%3A104>Add to watch list</a></td></tr></table><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VSTi">VSTi</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VSTi"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VSTi.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Yellow Tools Candy">Yellow Tools Candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Yellow Tools Candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Yellow Tools Candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Authorization Key">Authorization Key</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Authorization Key"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Authorization Key.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Spectrasonics TRILOGY">Spectrasonics TRILOGY</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Spectrasonics TRILOGY"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Spectrasonics TRILOGY.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Total Bass Module Software">Total Bass Module Software</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Total Bass Module Software"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Total Bass Module Software.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:16:39 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1243</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>I was hunting for a mysterious odor in the manpit today when Betsy sent me into the storage area and I found two great pieces of software that I forgot to reinstall after my computer crashed six months ago. Of course, I didn&#039;t locate the odor but that&#039;s good it didn&#039;t come from storage. I blame the dog.Since I didn&#039;t really miss</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>VSTi, Yellow Tools Candy, Authorization Key, Spectrasonics TRILOGY, Total Bass Module Software</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>What good are 3 hits from Google search results?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1235/What-good-are-3-hits-from-Google-search-results_RSS-search_page-rank.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I can tell you. It all depends on what people are searching for.<br><br>Painfully obvious, right?<br><br>Well, not so much when someone searches at Google for <b>intitle:"chocolate" ext:rss</b>. The odds are astronomically high that even chocolate experts weren't even returned as results. <a href="http://turo.us/1sYrg">See for yourself</a>.<br><br>So what does this mean? It means that someone searched Google for a <b>RSS feed</b> (ext:rss) with the word <b>chocolate</b> in the title (intitle:"chocolate").<br><br>Yes, the search is more advanced than a keyword or phrase based search but that isn't my full point. The reason that it matters is that not only did this individual search for chocolate but also culture and abba. Not quite sure what it says about the person searching for those topics . . . <br><br>So for me, these three hits matter. They are three more than I would have normally received for those topics and a chance for me to get them to possibly subscribe to those feeds, subscribe to my podcast, click an ad (yes, I like money) or get my brand in front of them.<br><br>I am able to do this with keyword feeds that I create dynamically from posts that get the same SEO treatment that a normal webpage would get.<br><br>The other plus for this type of search is the fact that they return so few results and Croncast happens to be ranked #1 for most of them including searches like, say . . . "<a href="http://turo.us/1rJPE">CNN</a>" or "<a href="http://turo.us/6Fdni">Micorsoft</a>" or  "<a href="http://turo.us/0UAER">iTunes</a>".<br><br>I've had conversations with a friend, <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick Klau</a>, about RSS feeds being indexed in Google search results. Most of those discussions focused on my saying that feeds should show up in search results and Rick saying that they shouldn't.<br><br>My stance is that some people, like myself, benefit from these results the same way that we benefit from a normal click through to our sites. I am able to do this by checking where the individual who clicked through is coming from and displaying a web page instead of the RSS with the exact same data that was in the feed. <br><br>But I don't stop there. I also make sure to let the user know how they got to the page and that they can now subscribe to that feed. It's a soft landing for what traditionally has been a hard look at XML or ugly feed displays in browsers. Which is where you will end up with 99.9 out of 100 feeds if you click through them when returned in a search.<br><br>What is Rick's position? If 99.9 are bad then they should be removed. For the time being I will agree that he is right. But that doesn't mean that this is the way it always has to be.<br><br>A couple of things could change this:<br><br>1) The uptake of RSS since IE7 and and FireFox now display their own XSLT to prettify the XML. Sort of like FeedBurner does.<br>2) Publishers add their own XSLT for their feeds<br>3) Publishers using blogs, most of which are dynamically generated, are written with code that can check for referers like Goolge, Live and Yahoo and redirect the user to a page that has the same content as the feed<br>4) My favorite. Google could create their own XSLT document that loads the feed into it.<br><br>Maybe that was more than a couple but I believe there are a lot of ways to welcome feeds into indexed search results beyond having to type in a search like <b><a href="http://turo.us/8WzUx">intitle:"Google" ext:rss</a></b>.<br><br> By the way, I'm not number one on this one Google is with it's YouTube property.<br><br>Next up, how to create RSS feeds with keywords in the title, how to get the .rss extension added to your feeds and landing pages for feeds.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS search">RSS search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/page rank">page rank</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/page rank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/page rank.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Google search RSS">Google search RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google search RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Google search RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/XSLT">XSLT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/XSLT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/XSLT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner">FeedBurner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I can tell you. It all depends on what people are searching for.<br><br>Painfully obvious, right?<br><br>Well, not so much when someone searches at Google for <b>intitle:"chocolate" ext:rss</b>. The odds are astronomically high that even chocolate experts weren't even returned as results. <a href="http://turo.us/1sYrg">See for yourself</a>.<br><br>So what does this mean? It means that someone searched Google for a <b>RSS feed</b> (ext:rss) with the word <b>chocolate</b> in the title (intitle:"chocolate").<br><br>Yes, the search is more advanced than a keyword or phrase based search but that isn't my full point. The reason that it matters is that not only did this individual search for chocolate but also culture and abba. Not quite sure what it says about the person searching for those topics . . . <br><br>So for me, these three hits matter. They are three more than I would have normally received for those topics and a chance for me to get them to possibly subscribe to those feeds, subscribe to my podcast, click an ad (yes, I like money) or get my brand in front of them.<br><br>I am able to do this with keyword feeds that I create dynamically from posts that get the same SEO treatment that a normal webpage would get.<br><br>The other plus for this type of search is the fact that they return so few results and Croncast happens to be ranked #1 for most of them including searches like, say . . . "<a href="http://turo.us/1rJPE">CNN</a>" or "<a href="http://turo.us/6Fdni">Micorsoft</a>" or  "<a href="http://turo.us/0UAER">iTunes</a>".<br><br>I've had conversations with a friend, <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick Klau</a>, about RSS feeds being indexed in Google search results. Most of those discussions focused on my saying that feeds should show up in search results and Rick saying that they shouldn't.<br><br>My stance is that some people, like myself, benefit from these results the same way that we benefit from a normal click through to our sites. I am able to do this by checking where the individual who clicked through is coming from and displaying a web page instead of the RSS with the exact same data that was in the feed. <br><br>But I don't stop there. I also make sure to let the user know how they got to the page and that they can now subscribe to that feed. It's a soft landing for what traditionally has been a hard look at XML or ugly feed displays in browsers. Which is where you will end up with 99.9 out of 100 feeds if you click through them when returned in a search.<br><br>What is Rick's position? If 99.9 are bad then they should be removed. For the time being I will agree that he is right. But that doesn't mean that this is the way it always has to be.<br><br>A couple of things could change this:<br><br>1) The uptake of RSS since IE7 and and FireFox now display their own XSLT to prettify the XML. Sort of like FeedBurner does.<br>2) Publishers add their own XSLT for their feeds<br>3) Publishers using blogs, most of which are dynamically generated, are written with code that can check for referers like Goolge, Live and Yahoo and redirect the user to a page that has the same content as the feed<br>4) My favorite. Google could create their own XSLT document that loads the feed into it.<br><br>Maybe that was more than a couple but I believe there are a lot of ways to welcome feeds into indexed search results beyond having to type in a search like <b><a href="http://turo.us/8WzUx">intitle:"Google" ext:rss</a></b>.<br><br> By the way, I'm not number one on this one Google is with it's YouTube property.<br><br>Next up, how to create RSS feeds with keywords in the title, how to get the .rss extension added to your feeds and landing pages for feeds.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS search">RSS search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/page rank">page rank</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/page rank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/page rank.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Google search RSS">Google search RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google search RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Google search RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/XSLT">XSLT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/XSLT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/XSLT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner">FeedBurner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:56:11 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1235</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>I can tell you. It all depends on what people are searching for.Painfully obvious, right?Well, not so much when someone searches at Google for intitle:&quot;chocolate&quot; ext:rss. The odds are astronomically high that even chocolate experts weren&#039;t even returned as results. See for yourself.So what does this mean? It means that someone</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS search, page rank, Google search RSS, XSLT, FeedBurner</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Live photo blogging, immediacy and click-throughs</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1211/Live-photo-blogging-immediacy-and-click-throughs_Mike-Marusin_turous.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Right now I am really hung up on live photo blogging. Something is changing in the way that we interact online. The dynamic it is a changing.<br><br>My previous post is a perfect example of this but I think it has legs for where we are online with real-time micro blogging and subscription media. It is less intrusive for the audience as they have decided to participate by subscribing or friending you in an application. Say, something like Twitter.<br><br>I guess what makes this so poignant for me, using Twitter as an example are the links that I create for the tweets are done with the source code for <a href="http://turo.us">turo.us</a>, a url shortening site that <a href="http://www.marusin.com">Mike Marusin</a> developed, that allows me to count click-throughs. From what I can tell from these counts and photo views at flickr, they are disproportionally higher than the number that I would normally receive from the same links in my sites.<br><br>I'm not sure why this is but I can guess that the immediacy of the interaction in Twitter and the fact that people made the effort to subscribe to me has something to do with it. Friends and even strangers subscribe to me, just like they would as part of any social network to be updated with anything that I share. They trust me. A trust not provided by an RSS feed but a more personal connection<br><br>In this context of immediacy and real-time interaction I think that trust matters most to raising the number of click-throughs. These links are more successful because they aren't passive links buried in a blog post. They are right up front and time sensitive. Maybe these links act as a call to action? <br><br>Set me straight if you think I am crazy.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mike Marusin">Mike Marusin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mike Marusin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mike Marusin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/turo.us">turo.us</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/turo.us"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/turo.us.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter links">twitter links</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter links"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter links.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/immediacy">immediacy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/immediacy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/immediacy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/click-throughs">click-throughs</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/click-throughs"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/click-throughs.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Right now I am really hung up on live photo blogging. Something is changing in the way that we interact online. The dynamic it is a changing.<br><br>My previous post is a perfect example of this but I think it has legs for where we are online with real-time micro blogging and subscription media. It is less intrusive for the audience as they have decided to participate by subscribing or friending you in an application. Say, something like Twitter.<br><br>I guess what makes this so poignant for me, using Twitter as an example are the links that I create for the tweets are done with the source code for <a href="http://turo.us">turo.us</a>, a url shortening site that <a href="http://www.marusin.com">Mike Marusin</a> developed, that allows me to count click-throughs. From what I can tell from these counts and photo views at flickr, they are disproportionally higher than the number that I would normally receive from the same links in my sites.<br><br>I'm not sure why this is but I can guess that the immediacy of the interaction in Twitter and the fact that people made the effort to subscribe to me has something to do with it. Friends and even strangers subscribe to me, just like they would as part of any social network to be updated with anything that I share. They trust me. A trust not provided by an RSS feed but a more personal connection<br><br>In this context of immediacy and real-time interaction I think that trust matters most to raising the number of click-throughs. These links are more successful because they aren't passive links buried in a blog post. They are right up front and time sensitive. Maybe these links act as a call to action? <br><br>Set me straight if you think I am crazy.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mike Marusin">Mike Marusin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mike Marusin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mike Marusin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/turo.us">turo.us</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/turo.us"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/turo.us.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter links">twitter links</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter links"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter links.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/immediacy">immediacy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/immediacy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/immediacy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/click-throughs">click-throughs</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/click-throughs"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/click-throughs.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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				<itunes:summary>Right now I am really hung up on live photo blogging. Something is changing in the way that we interact online. The dynamic it is a changing.My previous post is a perfect example of this but I think it has legs for where we are online with real-time micro blogging and subscription media. It is less intrusive for the audience as they have decided to</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/795/cks-2007-06-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-13 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/795/cks-2007-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #375<br />
  Length: 30:03<br />
  Size: 20.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
July 8th, live show, must get 10 peeps in seats by June 15th<br>
The triscadecaphobes represent in full<br>
Leave a comment like the post for the video of the show<br>
Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair<br>
Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby<br>
We should call your corner, "What's that smell"<br>
Garbage to the left and plates to the right<br>
And, and what?<br>
I put on the Beast costume for you baby<br>
<a href="http://turo.us/9oLJL">Here's the auction</a><br>
Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn<br>
I'm going to give the auction number<br>
Betsy reads it all too fast<br>
Then she gives them to us like were are idiots<br>
That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume<br>
There's one watcher already<br>
The gay trip wires were missing<br>
The male flight attendant gives Kris a wink<br>
I have to do something about my appearance<br>
We have become morons<br>
Intelligence is sucked up by your offspring as you fight for survival<br>
Betsy's grammar has taken a dive or maybe we shouldn't record so late at night<br>
Betsy's sister invited to one of those lady sex parties<br>
A "Love" party<br>
I don't want to hear about grandma's sex toys<br>
There will be other people there, Betsy<br>
Turns out there is no one else there<br>
I keep my inventory at my parents house in the crawl space<br>
Big black duffel bag<br>
They search your bags no matter what<br>
Then they steal your iPod<br>
The Beast will get pulled aside<br>
Yes, I need to shave off my goatee<br>
Going the Billy Bob Thornton look is not good for you<br>
I am embarrassed<br>
"If you make yourself ugly"<br>
Sex toys and Monte Carlos<br>
Making a buck<br>
No one sells out of their trunk anymore, there's this thing called the internet<br>
Side effects of the Depo shot<br>
I don't want to hear it<br>
Just like the candle lady<br>
What makes you think there's a future in vibrators?<br>
So we leave<br>
In the Jewel parking lot the Monte Carlo starting yelling at us<br>
"Give it to me baby"<br>
They were watching Wrestle Mania 4 on Tivo and decided to go get it on in the Jewel parking lot<br>
No, Vicky, you can't take a picture<br>
They were having some alone<br>
They were saving their relationship<br>
Getting your lady into the car for Monte Carlo love<br>
Vacation number two for the summer is coming<br>
Don't forget were doing a live show in Seattle, well we plan to<br>
Post for that coming soon so that you can pseudo rsvp so we can get a head count
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Monte Carlo love">Monte Carlo love</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Monte Carlo love"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Monte Carlo love.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/male flight attendant">male flight attendant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/male flight attendant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/male flight attendant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/brain drain">brain drain</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/brain drain"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/brain drain.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast Live">Croncast Live</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast Live"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast Live.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wrestle Mania">Wrestle Mania</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wrestle Mania"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wrestle Mania.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/795/cks-2007-06-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-13 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/795/cks-2007-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #375<br />
  Length: 30:03<br />
  Size: 20.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://croncast.eventbrite.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/may_20070521.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . <a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/756/Buy-your-tickets-now!-Croncast-Live-Naperville-croncast-live-show-The-Comedy-Shrine.php">get your's or find out more<a/><br><br>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
July 8th, live show, must get 10 peeps in seats by June 15th<br>
The triscadecaphobes represent in full<br>
Leave a comment like the post for the video of the show<br>
Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair<br>
Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby<br>
We should call your corner, "What's that smell"<br>
Garbage to the left and plates to the right<br>
And, and what?<br>
I put on the Beast costume for you baby<br>
<a href="http://turo.us/9oLJL">Here's the auction</a><br>
Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn<br>
I'm going to give the auction number<br>
Betsy reads it all too fast<br>
Then she gives them to us like were are idiots<br>
That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume<br>
There's one watcher already<br>
The gay trip wires were missing<br>
The male flight attendant gives Kris a wink<br>
I have to do something about my appearance<br>
We have become morons<br>
Intelligence is sucked up by your offspring as you fight for survival<br>
Betsy's grammar has taken a dive or maybe we shouldn't record so late at night<br>
Betsy's sister invited to one of those lady sex parties<br>
A "Love" party<br>
I don't want to hear about grandma's sex toys<br>
There will be other people there, Betsy<br>
Turns out there is no one else there<br>
I keep my inventory at my parents house in the crawl space<br>
Big black duffel bag<br>
They search your bags no matter what<br>
Then they steal your iPod<br>
The Beast will get pulled aside<br>
Yes, I need to shave off my goatee<br>
Going the Billy Bob Thornton look is not good for you<br>
I am embarrassed<br>
"If you make yourself ugly"<br>
Sex toys and Monte Carlos<br>
Making a buck<br>
No one sells out of their trunk anymore, there's this thing called the internet<br>
Side effects of the Depo shot<br>
I don't want to hear it<br>
Just like the candle lady<br>
What makes you think there's a future in vibrators?<br>
So we leave<br>
In the Jewel parking lot the Monte Carlo starting yelling at us<br>
"Give it to me baby"<br>
They were watching Wrestle Mania 4 on Tivo and decided to go get it on in the Jewel parking lot<br>
No, Vicky, you can't take a picture<br>
They were having some alone<br>
They were saving their relationship<br>
Getting your lady into the car for Monte Carlo love<br>
Vacation number two for the summer is coming<br>
Don't forget were doing a live show in Seattle, well we plan to<br>
Post for that coming soon so that you can pseudo rsvp so we can get a head count
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Monte Carlo love">Monte Carlo love</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Monte Carlo love"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Monte Carlo love.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/male flight attendant">male flight attendant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/male flight attendant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/male flight attendant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/brain drain">brain drain</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/brain drain"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/brain drain.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast Live">Croncast Live</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast Live"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast Live.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wrestle Mania">Wrestle Mania</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wrestle Mania"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wrestle Mania.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:41:24 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Monte Carlo love, male flight attendant, brain drain, Croncast Live, Wrestle Mania</itunes:keywords> 
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