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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:24:12 -0500

Croncast - 2007-10-05.mp3
Show: #418
Length: 30:21
Size: 20.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007

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It's TFF . . . Tell a Friend Friday
Here's what we got going on
Tons of comments coming in
Today will not be typical show . . . we're reading comments
Lots of entries in my haphazard Google contest
Finding the ones that were for the contest were hard
Now we need to figure out who the hell these people are
Not like your legs are broken
Just your Jaguar
It is the saddest looking thing
Tags are expired, hood ornament torn off, license plate holder Magic Erasered and leaking oil
Did I mention I haven't driven it for about 3 months?
The voting at Blogger's Choice Awards is difficult
Thanks to everyone who visited
We're gonna read the comments and contest entries
Comment - You parents can find you if they want.
Saggy Balls 101 wants to party
Comment - No need for video
He's a purist, like a biker
I would do it as a three camera shoot
5 minute wrap up of week
Comment - The karma comment
I full well expect it
Since I didn't swallow the scope I am not on same page
After they listen to about 3 of these shows, guaranteed
We've had this discussion
Bottom line, I expect it and would respect their decision
Keeping grammy close enough to make things normal
You never cared about me
Let's move on before we bore everyone
Comment - Curl that gun hand into a fist
Comment - Kid getting picked on
Same thing that they were doing already
Mob of gigantic kids jacked up Captain Crunch and Cartoon Network
While he is eating his Kix and watching PBS Sprout
Not to say that my kids are any different
You were picked on as a kids too
Yeah, it made me funnier
Hope your kids use it as material later
When I wrote it on my folder I meant it
Grunge stick figures
You're psycho
Move forward please
Our whole meeting . . . there were many times
I would have caught you slow driving in front of my house
Lesson in beatup karma
The pom-pom squad is not the delicate flowers
Doubt there was delicate flower that hadn't been had in your school
Vickie got her ass kicked by this girl
What brought this on? I know you sister
I'm not saying that it was provoked
My parents came together and went to school
Vickie is now planning class reunion
She gets a hunk of the class list
I tried to find the girl . . . but couldn't after her last arrest
She was offering sexual favors at the court house to pay her tickets
Attorney's are perfect
There is no client, paternity privaleg
Comment - When exactly were you two cool?
Part of my psychosis thinking I have been cool since birth
Probably a social disorder
I proved that I am not cool by taking you to nerd convention
Elbow deep in the back of a goat
Don't you remember goat cervix bangles?
I invented those
My dad was on Montel
And my baby sitter was Cindy Crawford
People have know me for 20-30 minutes before I tell them
We both have a lot of self-confidence
We went through crazy shit together
Captain of the pom-pom squad is not cool
Maybe in Sycamore
They went to drink out of the cow tank

Contest entries - if anyone of these is yours leave a comment with your email and I will get back to you to get your address for stickers

We read all of these on the show and tell some stories in between

1) croncast geek star kris and smoking Betsy are you still doing that? How are you going to locate a winner? by name? Robert
2) kris smith a man who can survive betsy
3) kris smith a man who gets locked in the basement by his loveing family
4) kris smith living the dream in naperville
5) croncast rockin to van halen
6) kris, this is your mom, I have a knife to send to maggie! give me your address!
7) worm farm sex
8) croncast betsy cow print
9) croncast betsy loves dawn
10) croncast Kris -"How are you going to know who submits the search?" -Kore Peterson -"The first to leave a comment for you via google."
11) croncast Kris get out of the basement and live life
12) croncast Kris loves John Elway Dodge
13) pics of sweet ASS street racing cars
14) betsy hates blue hair death to dawn
15) kris, out of puffy cuff goodle ideas
16) puffy cuffs are sexy
17) nerd bearded kris
18) +croncast Leave the comedy to Betsy
19) (kris betsy croncast) -"The blubbery bald bear's brawny baby batter befouled the bountiful, bodacious, bouncing boobies of betsy"

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Real French Maids tracking web buzz

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:04:21 -0600

Google translate sends us a visitor (see what we look like in French), awesome. Was it wii friend code, john elway dodge, beck, dr. oz?

Nope. I believe it was a real French Maid (I am only guessing, but I think it is a socialist French Maid union of some type) tracking internet buzz about 'French Maids'. It is possible that they have hired a new web savvy maid that doubles as a secret agent consultant to ensure that her fellow sisters around the globe are being treated well.

So, Tim, you better look out. Soon your maids are going to organize and might just want benefits beyond tight polyester outfits and internet fame. Good luck my friend.

Tags: French Maid TV FrenchMaidTV Tim Street French Maid Union secret agent

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 89

Wed, 15 Jun 2005 08:11:32 -0500

Croncast - 2005-06-15.mp3

Show: #130
Length: 32:34
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 89

Today's show(s) is a special!

It is broken down into two parts. But first a shout out to Greg and Lisa from Viva Podcast for their comments about the show. We really appreciated it!! Hopefully the part where we mention you in the interview sticks.

In part one, or;

Act I: (to steal from Ira Glass)

We interview two guests, NBC5 reporter Charlie Wojciechowski and cameraman/lapel mic wizard Vince Munion. Like Betsy and I these two have worked together for years. Charlie and Vince's audio is a bit quite because they were sharing a mic.

We discuss the new NBC5 podcast(s) "Weekend Web Guys", Vince busts us out about Legos on the studio floor, their work together in the Quad Cities, Charlie also explains a really cool thing NBC5 will be doing during Wimbledon to get their news casts out like . . . stream them, Vince's BTK connection, Charlie's father's prophetic words; "Charlie you are going to end up working someplace like Fargo, North Dakota", how they both ended up in Chicago, legalized big media and in the future Vince promised share his story about growing up in the town that brought the world purple ketchup

From left: Vince Munion, Charlie Wojciechowski and Kris with a "k".

From left(sorry couldn't help it): Betsy grinning in a way that frightens me.

Kris' pre-interview meal of frozen peas.

Act II:

The show no one was ever supposed to hear, the show we recorded during the taping of some b-roll. It is unedited so that you can get a sense of what it was like in the basement for this interview. You have probably heard a couple of these pieces before but they have renewed freshness.

The interview should air on NBC5 this Friday. What time? I have no idea I need to make some phone calls.

If anyone in the Chicago area can tape this for us I would really appreciate it because we are supposed to be out of town for Elliot's birthday.

Tags: vince charlie interview betsy nbc

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24

Wed, 19 Jan 2005 09:26:27 -0600

Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3

Show: #56
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 10.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24

On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do.

Today's Show

Intro
My co-pilot in life - Elizabeth Smith
It's show and tell day, where's the man's
The crotch of the Lincoln
Thanks Tech-N-Tunes
Techie's need to Unionize!!!!!
Shiny and white
Baby doctor this morning
Insist on weighing pregnant women
Expecting a bigger baby . . . 6 lbs ain't right
What is a snowmobile . . . Ben knows
Premiere of Sled Head Radio - www.sledheadradio.com
Sites go down and I lose it
I would marry Betsy all over again
Where isn't the internet
If Kris makes $5 million he's divorcing Betsy
Marlboro catalog and coolers
Caffeine junkies need NoDoz suppositories
Betsy isn't going to nurse as long
The man can eat and he is growing like boom
The destruction of our pluralistic culture . . . polo shirts or computers
Waste management guy with roses
Betsy takes on chat room nerds
Take the energy out of it
Betsy is evil today
The discussion board that Betsy belongs to exists because of sex
Everyone will agree with Kris
There is one guy on this list for strollers
Betsy can't take it
Living the suburbs is rough for puppies
No fires in the burbs

Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at www.sledheadradio.com tonight by 6 p.m. CST . I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting.

Tags: betsy kris croncast sled premiere