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      <title>upright citizens brigade | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for upright citizens brigade. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for upright citizens brigade. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for upright citizens brigade. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
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         <title>UCB Improv Classes, Subway Rats, It Won't Fit</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Episode: #619<br />
Length: 27:40<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-04-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
My tore up voice<br>
It's leaving a comment right now<br>
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class<br>
Placebo<br>
That is a stupid word<br>
Not even three minutes in<br>
Roll with it, baby<br>
You should take my classes<br>
Toastmasters or Improv<br>
Get on UCB team<br>
What is wrong with this guy?<br>
I care<br>
He can't do that to my wife<br>
At a Chucky Cheese?<br>
They're all wrong<br>
Alternative lifestyle<br>
What did you do?<br>
You can't roll with that<br>
Redirect from that?<br>
How?<br>
The joke about one wing<br>
You gotta recall that<br>
Wrap up this wing<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/comedy classes">comedy classes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/comedy classes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/comedy classes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nyc">nyc</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nyc"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nyc.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/subway rats">subway rats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/subway rats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/subway rats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode: #619<br />
Length: 27:40<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-04-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
My tore up voice<br>
It's leaving a comment right now<br>
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class<br>
Placebo<br>
That is a stupid word<br>
Not even three minutes in<br>
Roll with it, baby<br>
You should take my classes<br>
Toastmasters or Improv<br>
Get on UCB team<br>
What is wrong with this guy?<br>
I care<br>
He can't do that to my wife<br>
At a Chucky Cheese?<br>
They're all wrong<br>
Alternative lifestyle<br>
What did you do?<br>
You can't roll with that<br>
Redirect from that?<br>
How?<br>
The joke about one wing<br>
You gotta recall that<br>
Wrap up this wing<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/comedy classes">comedy classes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/comedy classes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/comedy classes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nyc">nyc</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nyc"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nyc.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/subway rats">subway rats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/subway rats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/subway rats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Episode: #619
Length: 27:40
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

My tore up voice
It&#039;s leaving a comment right now
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class
Placebo
That is a stupid word
Not even three minutes in
Roll with it, baby
You should take my classes
Toastmasters or Improv
Get on UCB</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>comedy classes, nyc, subway rats, upright citizens brigade, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Buy the Classico, 3 Sizes Too Small, Comedy Classes</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4268/Buy-the-Classico-3-Sizes-Too-Small-Comedy-Classes_upright-citizens-brigade_exchange-rate.php</link>
		 <category></category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #556<br />
Length: 28:01<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-03-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Exchange rate issues<br>
We gotta get a sliding scale together<br>
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month<br>
And other countries like $1m a month<br>
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m<br>
How much is gallon of milk?<br>
We go sledding in Central Park<br>
We're all there sledding away<br>
She asks what to do next?<br>
I told her I'm going to Costco<br>
Snow hurricane<br>
CNN got it all wrong<br>
It was there own snow machines<br>
Park rangers wandering around<br>
Sledding with sky scrapers<br>
Central Park heaven<br>
You gotta get the Classico<br>
Your husband will be mad<br>
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it<br>
The street blew up!<br>
I thought I was next<br>
Pile it all next to the restaurant<br>
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade<br>
Men can't buy their own underwear<br>
They gave you a man panty line<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/exchange rate">exchange rate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/exchange rate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/exchange rate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/man panty line">man panty line</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/man panty line"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/man panty line.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sledding">sledding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sledding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sledding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/central park">central park</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/central park"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/central park.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #556<br />
Length: 28:01<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-03-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Exchange rate issues<br>
We gotta get a sliding scale together<br>
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month<br>
And other countries like $1m a month<br>
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m<br>
How much is gallon of milk?<br>
We go sledding in Central Park<br>
We're all there sledding away<br>
She asks what to do next?<br>
I told her I'm going to Costco<br>
Snow hurricane<br>
CNN got it all wrong<br>
It was there own snow machines<br>
Park rangers wandering around<br>
Sledding with sky scrapers<br>
Central Park heaven<br>
You gotta get the Classico<br>
Your husband will be mad<br>
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it<br>
The street blew up!<br>
I thought I was next<br>
Pile it all next to the restaurant<br>
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade<br>
Men can't buy their own underwear<br>
They gave you a man panty line<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/exchange rate">exchange rate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/exchange rate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/exchange rate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/man panty line">man panty line</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/man panty line"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/man panty line.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sledding">sledding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sledding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sledding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/central park">central park</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/central park"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/central park.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:30:56 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:01</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4268</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #556
Length: 28:01
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>upright citizens brigade, exchange rate, man panty line, sledding, central park</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 23 Ep 21: Croncast Sizampler</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4267/Season-23-Ep-21:-Croncast-Sizampler_upright-citizens-brigade_exchange-rate.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #556-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:43<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Exchange rate issues<br>
We gotta get a sliding scale together<br>
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month<br>
And other countries like $1m a month<br>
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m<br>
How much is gallon of milk?<br>
We go sledding in Central Park<br>
We're all there sledding away<br>
She asks what to do next?<br>
I told her I'm going to Costco<br>
Snow hurricane<br>
CNN got it all wrong<br>
It was there own snow machines<br>
Park rangers wandering around<br>
Sledding with sky scrapers<br>
Central Park heaven<br>
You gotta get the Classico<br>
Your husband will be mad<br>
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it<br>
The street blew up!<br>
I thought I was next<br>
Pile it all next to the restaurant<br>
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade<br>
Men can't buy their own underwear<br>
They gave you a man panty line<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/exchange rate">exchange rate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/exchange rate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/exchange rate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/man panty line">man panty line</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/man panty line"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/man panty line.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sledding">sledding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sledding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sledding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/central park">central park</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/central park"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/central park.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #556-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:43<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Exchange rate issues<br>
We gotta get a sliding scale together<br>
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month<br>
And other countries like $1m a month<br>
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m<br>
How much is gallon of milk?<br>
We go sledding in Central Park<br>
We're all there sledding away<br>
She asks what to do next?<br>
I told her I'm going to Costco<br>
Snow hurricane<br>
CNN got it all wrong<br>
It was there own snow machines<br>
Park rangers wandering around<br>
Sledding with sky scrapers<br>
Central Park heaven<br>
You gotta get the Classico<br>
Your husband will be mad<br>
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it<br>
The street blew up!<br>
I thought I was next<br>
Pile it all next to the restaurant<br>
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade<br>
Men can't buy their own underwear<br>
They gave you a man panty line<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/exchange rate">exchange rate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/exchange rate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/exchange rate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/man panty line">man panty line</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/man panty line"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/man panty line.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sledding">sledding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sledding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sledding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/central park">central park</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/central park"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/central park.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:29:20 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:43</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4267</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #556-Sampler
Length: 4:43
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>upright citizens brigade, exchange rate, man panty line, sledding, central park</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Cougar Kisses, Excalibur Rock Hard, Upright Citizens Brigade</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4248/Cougar-Kisses-Excalibur-Rock-Hard-Upright-Citizens-Brigade_starbucks_cougar-smooches.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #550<br />
Length: 33:18<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-15.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Nerds at Starbucks<br>
We rule there<br>
I'm a regular but I won't you my name<br>
I tell them my name is Brian<br>
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself<br>
Excalibur Rock Hard<br>
Thank you, so much<br>
Shut up<br>
Stop saying this<br>
It is so insincere<br>
Cougar smooches<br>
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single<br>
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week<br>
It's all part of the story<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/starbucks">starbucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/starbucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/starbucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cougar smooches">cougar smooches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cougar smooches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cougar smooches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/texas">texas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/texas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/texas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #550<br />
Length: 33:18<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-15.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Nerds at Starbucks<br>
We rule there<br>
I'm a regular but I won't you my name<br>
I tell them my name is Brian<br>
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself<br>
Excalibur Rock Hard<br>
Thank you, so much<br>
Shut up<br>
Stop saying this<br>
It is so insincere<br>
Cougar smooches<br>
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single<br>
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week<br>
It's all part of the story<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/starbucks">starbucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/starbucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/starbucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cougar smooches">cougar smooches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cougar smooches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cougar smooches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/texas">texas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/texas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/texas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:32:34 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>33:16</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4248</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #550
Length: 33:18
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Nerds at Starbucks
We rule there
I&#039;m a regular but I won&#039;t you my name
I tell them my name is Brian
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself
Excalibur Rock Hard
Thank you, so much
Shut up
Stop saying this
It is so</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>starbucks, cougar smooches, upright citizens brigade, texas, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 23 Ep 15: Croncast Sampler</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4247/Season-23-Ep-15:-Croncast-Sampler_starbucks_cougar-smooches.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #550-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:36<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Nerds at Starbucks<br>
We rule there<br>
I'm a regular but I won't you my name<br>
I tell them my name is Brian<br>
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself<br>
Excalibur Rock Hard<br>
Thank you, so much<br>
Shut up<br>
Stop saying this<br>
It is so insincere<br>
Cougar smooches<br>
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single<br>
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week<br>
It's all part of the story<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/starbucks">starbucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/starbucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/starbucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cougar smooches">cougar smooches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cougar smooches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cougar smooches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/texas">texas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/texas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/texas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #550-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:36<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Nerds at Starbucks<br>
We rule there<br>
I'm a regular but I won't you my name<br>
I tell them my name is Brian<br>
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself<br>
Excalibur Rock Hard<br>
Thank you, so much<br>
Shut up<br>
Stop saying this<br>
It is so insincere<br>
Cougar smooches<br>
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single<br>
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week<br>
It's all part of the story<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/starbucks">starbucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/starbucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/starbucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cougar smooches">cougar smooches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cougar smooches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cougar smooches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upright citizens brigade">upright citizens brigade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upright citizens brigade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upright citizens brigade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/texas">texas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/texas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/texas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:29:03 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:36</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4247</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #550-Sampler
Length: 4:36
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Nerds at Starbucks
We rule there
I&#039;m a regular but I won&#039;t you my name
I tell them my name is Brian
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself
Excalibur Rock Hard
Thank you, so much
Shut up
Stop saying</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>starbucks, cougar smooches, upright citizens brigade, texas, </itunes:keywords> 
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