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Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 21, 2007

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:20:11 -0600

Croncast - 2007-11-21.mp3
Show: #436
Length: 29:38
Size: 20.3mb
Format: mp3

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This is a rocking show today
I forgot to give a shout out to Marisa on the show for her support!!
Friday's show . . . brought to you by Marisa
Leaving comments on any post
I think we've been putting out too many shows
Everybody tells me that they are behind
Maybe we should do fewer shows?
Folks got a little time and they ask, "What are Kris and Betsy up to these days?"
People as things as if they weren't true
"Was the cake really that bad?"
Yes
You can't make up a cake like that
Our stories are spit-shined not made up
Betsy got a nice comment today
"you're the best. the number one on the planet"
The number 1 hussy
The number 1 reverse mullet wearer
Living in a ceramic tube by the river
Great art from dead junkie clothing crazy patched quilts
I can't go there with you, Kris
Yeah, I heard every bit of bitching
She starts talking to me like I am the friend in the wheelchair
Wow, I can't go there with you, Betsy
Off to the gem stones and stamp show
He pulls in to a handicap spot
Goes to the trunk and pulls out a wheelchair
A rental
Made of vinyl and sticky from last guys sweat
It's like me at Goodwill
A dent from the colostomy bag
You're dad had this planned
Re-gifted Chinese made products are fine
It was an ugly shirt
There is a fine line between gay and gangster
If you think I am dressing gay, then I am dressing good
Karma would be a drag queen in my world
Wouldn't she?
Betsy gets shot down by ChildServ for a job
I got the group home skills
"The children need stability"
What?
Teaching improv to juvenile offenders

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Tags: ceramic tube gem shows wheelchair rental dressing gay juvenile offenders

Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 14, 2006

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:06:01 -0500

Croncast - 2006-07-14.mp3

Show: #249
Length: 26:11
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 14, 2006

Hey guys, something happened half way through the show where Betsy's mic got a bit quieter. Just thought I would let you know.

The 13th won't be over fast enough
Kris runs out of air
Hell horrible weird ass day
Betsy is starting to sound like Kris
That is what I get for podcasting my life
Listen to my karma
Betsy, "Will you water my flowers and take out my garbage whille you're gone"
Betsy feels it is her duty
Leaving for my Goodwill run
I should bring in the can but I have Maggie
I will bring it in in the morning
Well now the garbage can is now MIA
Overdoses of Doans
The expensive garbage can . . . or cart as they are known
The racket of their sale by the city
Jahunka dunk
Funny ans scary all at the same time
Betsy's friend Abby's husband Ted is now listening
Why did you even have to ask, buy them a new can
Betsy owes the lawn boy $60
What are you going to do for me? Go make some more money
Selling the stuff on eBay
Slowsky could turn a good day into a nightmare
You told me but I thought you were dumb
Sweet vinyl around dead TV
Betsy's sister is going to push this kid out any minute
Seeking medical treatment around Betsy is a sign of weakness
Baby was born 9 months ago and now Betsy is forcing her sister to give birth on her kitchen table
Hey Sean, thanks for the donation
Betsy says she is CFO whic stands for cutting me off

Tags: 13 Slowsky neighbors garbage can baby

Slowsky returns home photos

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 07:52:22 -0500

As you learned on yesterday's show, Slowsky has returned to us . . . new vinyl and all. Look at the way that water just beads off of Betsy's beast.

Lo the sweet, sweet vinyl.

I couldn't help but throw this Gigi shot in from this morning. This is her 6 a.m. stretch.

Tags: Slowsky vinyl Maggie Gigi

Doh! I forgot the Slowsky pictures

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:10:08 -0500

Just wanted to let you know that I forgot to add the pictures from the homecoming of Slowsky in today's podcast post. I'll get them up tonight. You'll almost be able to smell that sweet new vinyl.

Tags: Slowsky photos July Croncast

Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 10, 2006

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:14:31 -0500

Croncast - 2006-07-10.mp3

Show: #247
Length: 32:17
Size: 22.1 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 10, 2006

Short, short show notes for today
Betsy breaks down the new and improved Slowsky . . . sort of
She enjoys driving me crazy
$.44 is too much to pay for a shirt
People think Betsy is a junk magnet
Comcast and Betsy's telemarketer rage gets the cable package demoted
Kris tells Betsy what he wants for their anniversary

Update: Below are the photos that I forgot when I put the show up.

Lo the sweet, sweet vinyl.

I couldn't help but throw this Gigi shot in from this morning. This is her 6 a.m. stretch.

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