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	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for waterproof tape. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for waterproof tape. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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			<description><![CDATA[Episode: #646<br />
Length: 29:40<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-06-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Bringing the lengua<br>
I don't hold back on the tongue<br>
The sad sack makes up for it<br>
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there<br>
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van<br>
That is a worthy prize<br>
The food here totally sucks<br>
Pizza origami<br>
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito<br>
The cat diet<br>
Complain about the food<br>
He would love tongue<br>
And he's discreet<br>
Carrying the Whole Foods bag<br>
I care<br>
That is what it is supposed to say<br>
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead<br>
I've seen the photos of you too<br>
It's the Facebook people<br>
You're drooling on stuff<br>
The fake Temperpedic bed<br>
Pride in the individuality<br>
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it<br>
I want my waterproof tape<br>
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test<br><br>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lengua">lengua</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lengua"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lengua.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pregnancy test">pregnancy test</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pregnancy test"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pregnancy test.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/waterproof tape">waterproof tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/waterproof tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/waterproof tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pizza origami">pizza origami</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pizza origami"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pizza origami.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/whole foods">whole foods</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/whole foods"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/whole foods.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode: #646<br />
Length: 29:40<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-06-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Bringing the lengua<br>
I don't hold back on the tongue<br>
The sad sack makes up for it<br>
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there<br>
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van<br>
That is a worthy prize<br>
The food here totally sucks<br>
Pizza origami<br>
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito<br>
The cat diet<br>
Complain about the food<br>
He would love tongue<br>
And he's discreet<br>
Carrying the Whole Foods bag<br>
I care<br>
That is what it is supposed to say<br>
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead<br>
I've seen the photos of you too<br>
It's the Facebook people<br>
You're drooling on stuff<br>
The fake Temperpedic bed<br>
Pride in the individuality<br>
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it<br>
I want my waterproof tape<br>
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test<br><br>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lengua">lengua</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lengua"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lengua.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pregnancy test">pregnancy test</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pregnancy test"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pregnancy test.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/waterproof tape">waterproof tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/waterproof tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/waterproof tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pizza origami">pizza origami</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pizza origami"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pizza origami.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/whole foods">whole foods</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/whole foods"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/whole foods.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary>Episode: #646
Length: 29:40
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Bringing the lengua
I don&#039;t hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I&#039;d have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy prize
The food here totally</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>lengua, pregnancy test, waterproof tape, pizza origami, whole foods</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 25 Episode 21: The Croncast Shorty</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Episode: #646 The Croncast Shorty<br />
Length: 4:35<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Bringing the lengua<br>
I don't hold back on the tongue<br>
The sad sack makes up for it<br>
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there<br>
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van<br>
That is a worthy prize<br>
The food here totally sucks<br>
Pizza origami<br>
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito<br>
The cat diet<br>
Complain about the food<br>
He would love tongue<br>
And he's discreet<br>
Carrying the Whole Foods bag<br>
I care<br>
That is what it is supposed to say<br>
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead<br>
I've seen the photos of you too<br>
It's the Facebook people<br>
You're drooling on stuff<br>
The fake Temperpedic bed<br>
Pride in the individuality<br>
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it<br>
I want my waterproof tape<br>
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test
<br><br>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lengua">lengua</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lengua"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lengua.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pregnancy test">pregnancy test</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pregnancy test"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pregnancy test.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/waterproof tape">waterproof tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/waterproof tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/waterproof tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pizza origami">pizza origami</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pizza origami"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pizza origami.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/whole foods">whole foods</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/whole foods"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/whole foods.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode: #646 The Croncast Shorty<br />
Length: 4:35<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Bringing the lengua<br>
I don't hold back on the tongue<br>
The sad sack makes up for it<br>
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there<br>
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van<br>
That is a worthy prize<br>
The food here totally sucks<br>
Pizza origami<br>
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito<br>
The cat diet<br>
Complain about the food<br>
He would love tongue<br>
And he's discreet<br>
Carrying the Whole Foods bag<br>
I care<br>
That is what it is supposed to say<br>
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead<br>
I've seen the photos of you too<br>
It's the Facebook people<br>
You're drooling on stuff<br>
The fake Temperpedic bed<br>
Pride in the individuality<br>
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it<br>
I want my waterproof tape<br>
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test
<br><br>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
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</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lengua">lengua</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lengua"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lengua.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pregnancy test">pregnancy test</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pregnancy test"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pregnancy test.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/waterproof tape">waterproof tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/waterproof tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/waterproof tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pizza origami">pizza origami</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pizza origami"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pizza origami.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/whole foods">whole foods</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/whole foods"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/whole foods.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:23:30 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Episode: #646 The Croncast Shorty
Length: 4:35
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Bringing the lengua
I don&#039;t hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I&#039;d have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>lengua, pregnancy test, waterproof tape, pizza origami, whole foods</itunes:keywords> 
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