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      <title>wrangler | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for wrangler. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 18: You know, you don't have to call her your friend anymore.</title>
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Show: #493<br />
  Length: 28:21<br>
  Size: 19.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1789/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Good grief we are back<br>
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up<br>
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes<br>
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick<br>
She's checking me out<br>
Of course she is<br>
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"<br>
"I'm here with my friend."<br>
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."<br>
The spandex blend is alive and well<br>
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa<br>
The smell of Dubuque jumps off<br>
The hills and the highway<br>
I drive better than those taxi drivers<br>
Don't look forward<br>
You check carry on bags?<br>
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders<br>
The vacation schedule<br>
The romantic cruise<br>
We just wanted crab<br>
The Russians followed me from Goodwill<br>
Our waiter wanted to argue<br>
Today, today it is my first day<br>
Crab comes with nothing?<br>
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad<br>
Dungeness crab is a mud spider<br>
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese<br>
We end up at a tea shop in China town<br>
White hippie chick running it<br>
In sweeps hippie number one<br>
She's totally a trust fund baby<br>
Character after character after character<br>
You can make tea from anything<br>
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?<br>
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?<br>
Mr B, this is my town though<br>
I knew it once I stepped off the plane
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tea House">Tea House</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tea House"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tea House.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dungeness crab">dungeness crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dungeness crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dungeness crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wrangler pants">wrangler pants</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wrangler pants"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wrangler pants.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-28" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3</a><br>
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  Length: 28:21<br>
  Size: 19.5 mb<br />
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<br><br>
Good grief we are back<br>
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up<br>
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes<br>
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick<br>
She's checking me out<br>
Of course she is<br>
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"<br>
"I'm here with my friend."<br>
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."<br>
The spandex blend is alive and well<br>
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa<br>
The smell of Dubuque jumps off<br>
The hills and the highway<br>
I drive better than those taxi drivers<br>
Don't look forward<br>
You check carry on bags?<br>
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders<br>
The vacation schedule<br>
The romantic cruise<br>
We just wanted crab<br>
The Russians followed me from Goodwill<br>
Our waiter wanted to argue<br>
Today, today it is my first day<br>
Crab comes with nothing?<br>
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad<br>
Dungeness crab is a mud spider<br>
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese<br>
We end up at a tea shop in China town<br>
White hippie chick running it<br>
In sweeps hippie number one<br>
She's totally a trust fund baby<br>
Character after character after character<br>
You can make tea from anything<br>
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?<br>
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?<br>
Mr B, this is my town though<br>
I knew it once I stepped off the plane
<br><br>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3
Show: #493
  Length: 28:21
  Size: 19.5 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Good grief we are back
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick
She&#039;s checking me out
Of course she</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 20: Stage Mommy, Tight Wrangler's, Your people</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1396/Season-19-Ep-20:-Stage-Mommy-Tight-Wranglers-Your-people_Wranglers_Guinness.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1396/cks-2008-02-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-27 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1396/cks-2008-02-27.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-27.mp3</a><br>
Show: #466<br />
  Length: 26:35<br>
  Size: 18.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1396/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-27.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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You look business like today, Kris<br>
Are you kidding me?<br>
Are you looking at me or did you lose eyesight?<br>
You can't say the you actually left the house<br>
Not once did I leave the house in the last 1 1/2 since I started working at home to work<br>
Sure I traveled and did work but when it was time to work I  was at home<br>
Every time that that I go to a Caribou or a Starbucks<br>
There are always <br>
Maybe they think what you and I do is ridiculous<br>
You have tons of passion<br>
Your new routine is to work until 1 a.m.<br>
I watched The Wire on demand<br>
I've been working 14 hour days baby<br>
Spending lots of time at 6 am with our son<br>
He's got a great creative mind<br>
Betsy, you are becoming a stage mommy<br>
You are<br>
The vicariousness of you actions is evident<br>
You should just be outside with him<br>
I was never interested as a kid<br>
Yeah, but now you are<br>
He doesn't have any fear about talking to people<br>
Bursting into song in the McDonald's restroom can be embarrassing<br>
He's got bad coordination like you<br>
You need two mirrors to even see your hair<br>
Why are there no Goodwill scores lately<br>
Clean out their whatever?<br>
I am waiting for grandmothers to die so their kids can donate her china<br>
Baby, I don't know about your business plans<br>
They all involve death<br>
Like what?<br>
Uh, Murder McMansions?<br>
Oh, yeah<br>
It is a good thing I don't have a ton of insurance<br>
It's a good that that lottery winner in Georgia was a woman<br>
If her husband had won he would have left her<br>
Do you fear that?<br>
The debt reduction plan<br>
Having some drinks with <a href="http://marusin.com">Mike Marusin</a><br>
Join Twitter!<br>
Kris - <a href="http://twitter.com/croncast">http://twitter.com/croncast</a><br>
Betsy - <a href=http://twitter.com/resalequeen">http://twitter.com/resalequeen</a><br>
The Guinness Girls were there?<br>
Yes<br>
Did they have muffin tops?<br>
No<br>
Then they were girls<br>
You don't make enough for me to get my boobs fixed<br>
Then you could get a Guinness girl job<br>
I could do apple bottom jeans for cowboys<br>
Most farm girls with tight jeans got that weird butt<br>
How do they get that?<br>
From riding horses<br>
Strong butt and thighs<br>
At the FFA convention the Wyoming female contingent could crush cars<br>
What are you plans for after 500 shows?<br>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wranglers">Wranglers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wranglers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wranglers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Guinness">Guinness</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Guinness"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Guinness.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FFA">FFA</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FFA"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FFA.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stage mother">stage mother</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stage mother"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stage mother.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/funny accent">funny accent</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/funny accent"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/funny accent.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1396/cks-2008-02-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-27 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1396/cks-2008-02-27.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-27.mp3</a><br>
Show: #466<br />
  Length: 26:35<br>
  Size: 18.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1396/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-27.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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You look business like today, Kris<br>
Are you kidding me?<br>
Are you looking at me or did you lose eyesight?<br>
You can't say the you actually left the house<br>
Not once did I leave the house in the last 1 1/2 since I started working at home to work<br>
Sure I traveled and did work but when it was time to work I  was at home<br>
Every time that that I go to a Caribou or a Starbucks<br>
There are always <br>
Maybe they think what you and I do is ridiculous<br>
You have tons of passion<br>
Your new routine is to work until 1 a.m.<br>
I watched The Wire on demand<br>
I've been working 14 hour days baby<br>
Spending lots of time at 6 am with our son<br>
He's got a great creative mind<br>
Betsy, you are becoming a stage mommy<br>
You are<br>
The vicariousness of you actions is evident<br>
You should just be outside with him<br>
I was never interested as a kid<br>
Yeah, but now you are<br>
He doesn't have any fear about talking to people<br>
Bursting into song in the McDonald's restroom can be embarrassing<br>
He's got bad coordination like you<br>
You need two mirrors to even see your hair<br>
Why are there no Goodwill scores lately<br>
Clean out their whatever?<br>
I am waiting for grandmothers to die so their kids can donate her china<br>
Baby, I don't know about your business plans<br>
They all involve death<br>
Like what?<br>
Uh, Murder McMansions?<br>
Oh, yeah<br>
It is a good thing I don't have a ton of insurance<br>
It's a good that that lottery winner in Georgia was a woman<br>
If her husband had won he would have left her<br>
Do you fear that?<br>
The debt reduction plan<br>
Having some drinks with <a href="http://marusin.com">Mike Marusin</a><br>
Join Twitter!<br>
Kris - <a href="http://twitter.com/croncast">http://twitter.com/croncast</a><br>
Betsy - <a href=http://twitter.com/resalequeen">http://twitter.com/resalequeen</a><br>
The Guinness Girls were there?<br>
Yes<br>
Did they have muffin tops?<br>
No<br>
Then they were girls<br>
You don't make enough for me to get my boobs fixed<br>
Then you could get a Guinness girl job<br>
I could do apple bottom jeans for cowboys<br>
Most farm girls with tight jeans got that weird butt<br>
How do they get that?<br>
From riding horses<br>
Strong butt and thighs<br>
At the FFA convention the Wyoming female contingent could crush cars<br>
What are you plans for after 500 shows?<br>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
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