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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 154
0 comments      Added on January 21, 2006 by Kris

Croncast 2006-01-21 Croncast - 2006-01-21.mp3

Show: #197
Length: 36:55
Size: 25.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 154

Show Notes

Show notes soon.

In the meantime check out ID3 Podcast Magazine below.

ID3 Podcast Magazine

The magazine will come in 4 flavors for subscribers, print, online, a digital version and podcasts. If any of you are interested in finding out more you can check out id3mag.com or shoot me an email.

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153
0 comments      Added on January 14, 2006 by Kris

Croncast 2006-01-14 Croncast - 2006-01-14.mp3

Show: #196
Length: 42:45
Size: 29.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153

Show Notes

TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA
It's really Kris
No buying a a house with 13 in the number
Irregardless the ladies went and bought one
You're really only selling the house to the wife
Women are like cats
Everytime before the show Kris is sexually harrassed
Betsy would settle for all of Kris' money
Smacking my butt or any other bare flesh
Low rise jean nightmare
I don't know how to break this to you, your but goes half way up your back
Betsy's hairy spots find their way into my dreams
Missing hair when waxing
Human hair in patches like Steve Carrel
Fantastic 4 "family" version - seriously?
Ending up in the principals office
It's not about the man hair
5-6 inches of hair bordering on creepy
Betsy as a swimsuit model
Even when Kris dreams he can't confront Betsy
Women can't ever wear the other shoe, they must harrass men
Betsy smiles through the whole thing
Women are sleazy perverts, soaps and Desperate Housewives
Tivo the soaps
Aimed at people with a third degree education
Finally expelled at the 9 grade
My people pick up on things like that
Kris could have become a mechanic, so could Betsy by mail order
The youthful internship
Kris puts together a car from the parts (yes I did it once)
Swearing and crying, next the man fit
I'm not interested in doing that
The contractors cometh and some are scary
Validating my manhood to the contractors as soon as they enter the house
When the lawn mowing kid from next door comes over I don't say I could do this myself but I'm not
Letting them know that I don't do it well
Fancy codes that won't burn down your house
Experiences we haven't had before
I told them about my man points of home repair
Ungood with the laminate
Starting where no one will go not the most traffic
Hiring a contractor
Choosing from the news paper
No spelling errors in ad, franchisees, Rent-My-Hubby
Third category - can't pay rent and decide to see how many elderly people will call
The plan didn't work all that well
Not title for business - No Job Too Small
He really lived the river
Sweet Emotion was playing when he rolled up and the neighbors huddled with their children and brought them inside
Cars are made of plastic and this cats was rusting
The guy you wake up at 3 a.m. and find in your kitchen
Jail house tats on the knuckles
Qualifying the hording of everthing
Betsy has a problem
Maggie will get bigger
"Stocking up" - lies all lies
Partial admission that she is hording
Selling the train bed
Making Kris proud with her saleswomenship
All the American girl dolls for a 10 month old
Too big to ship and don't fit in the Scion

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 152
0 comments      Added on January 01, 2006 by Kris

Croncast 2006-01-01 Croncast - 2006-01-01.mp3

Show: #195
Length: 39:46
Size: 27.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 152

Thank you, again, to everyone who sent a message for Maggie. Listen to the end of the show after the outro for a Maggers update.

To see a pic of Maggie in day two of EEG view album art in iTunes and click one picture past the usual picture.

Show Notes

Show notes later today. I need to recover from my cake hangover and sparkling cranberry drink hangover.

Actually, the man is sitting here with me and I can't find my headphones.

We do talk about Goodwill, candy cigarettes, our holiday spirit, skinny friends buying fat people gifts, midnight callers, Scion xB hub caps, our television repair story, how Betsy confronts the elderly when she thinks they are taking food from her children's mouths and my favorite at 10 years of age in 1984 my mother sat my brother and down with this wholesome VHS rental:

DC Cab Babysitter

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