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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 30, 2006
7 comments      Added on October 30, 2006 by Kris
Croncast 2006-10-30 Croncast - 2006-10-30.mp3

Show: #291
Length: 39:32
Size: 27.1 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris October 30, 2006

Think about this . . . it is your right to leave us a comment
Regular Spam vs. regular email vs. the Russian insane spam
How do you run a filter on Russian spam?
Betsy says to find a translator to fix it
Do you read them right to left, left to right
Friday was big doin's all around
WE HIT THE 300 NEW LISTENER MARK!!
New listener winner: Adam Martin
Handle winner: Melanie Sullivan
Congratulations guys!
We're still giving away 2 more video iPods on the 300th show check out the contest stuff
The initial 300th winner wasn't the real 300th
Melanie and her husband had a plan and pulled it out
Someone asked how many of these people are sticking around?
The number is 219 for return RSS users . . . so over 2/3'rds are hanging out
So other big Friday news . . . it was my last day my job
Start a new gig today while you're reading this
Big Friday doin's continued
Never mentioned much about the old job won't mention much about this one
Betsy is all happy about it
Betsy decides that she never wants to work again
She's become complaisant and even more hard headed
Basically she is going to retire at 30
Overwhelmed by her daily life and that is enough for ever
Kris when you turned 31 did that happen to you?
The floor cleaning guy story . . . I might have told this before
Shopping with Kris
Daddy really wanted the best for you but momma wanted you to match her QVC
Kris has a negative aura
They just walked away from the register
People look at me at get pissed
I'm so sick of hearing how mean the world is to Kris
Lifters in groups and Betsy's got her eye on them
When I did retail up the employees ran elaborate scams
Was it the party or was it the people
Halloween party for adults . . . we were gonna be Dog the Bounty Hunter and wife
No bare chested Kris this year
Betsy loves to dress herself funny
Trying to make a ham slice last 3 days


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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 27, 2006
12 comments      Added on October 27, 2006 by Kris
Croncast 2006-10-27 Croncast - 2006-10-27.mp3

Show: #290
Length: 49:12
Size: 33.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris October 27, 2006

Kris points out the Croncast blog
When I made the site it was judging what's most important
The news section is for stuff like Betsy stubbed her toe
We will present for the first time ever a podcast fashion
Betsy models her QVC stuff that arrived a couple days ago
The Quality Value Convenience Fashion show Fall 2006
We have a topic . . . holy shit this is like a real show
Fashion show begins:


One night me and a box of wine ordered a bunch of stuff off there!


Stretch Cordury Animal Print - A snake humped a dairy cow - Flattering or Fattering?


The official pant suit of Wisconsin


What if you wanted to wear it open for another look?






Suitable for dating Dick Cheney orange.

End Fashion Show

Betsy talks about being a victim of car prejudice
Betsy goes dumpster diving in her QVC and her new car
She is a professional dumpster diver for 5 years
When the police roll by
All the looks . . ."she must be moving"
The Volvo just saved me
If I had been driving Slowsky, I would have been in the pokey with the kids
Teaching our children to break the law
Betsy's haunt is behind Old Navy
More moments of the day with Betsy
Getting out of tickets
Tubby the Love Bucket from Goodwill makes a return appearance
Halloween at Goodwill is the big season
Last year's Target outfits
Taking the dog to get fixed
The veterinarian sales pitch to upgrade all the doggy treatments
Social work joint for career day in high school . . . Kris
I don't know if I could work the rest of my life
Making the choice
Kris doesn't drink and sometimes that can be strange
The "You don't drink" look
Kris goes all out until he burns out, my aptitude for addiction
Warning: NOT KID SAFE AT ALL!
What follows is 23 minutes of phone call follow up good luck dear listener


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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 25, 2006
10 comments      Added on October 25, 2006 by Kris
Croncast 2006-10-25 Croncast - 2006-10-25.mp3

Show: #289
Length: 34:49
Size: 23.9 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris October 25, 2006

Change up the intro to leave a comment from email
We can't keep up with the email . . . comments are better
Someone won't fix my broken computer
Means that Kris can do a show without Betsy distracted by the shiny screen
Betsy has access to computers
Kris apologizes for being an ageist
Betsy reads the email (I'll post it as a comment below)
Seriously, I do want to apologize for being so harsh on the age
Have some mercy on this "old lady"
I like the creative, you got under my skin, tongue and cheek responses
I'm trying to quote you Robin and I blow it
Betsy rolling her eyes as I cut her off
I will try not make fun of people
Betsy claims that she has two friends
Birthday gifts for her two friends but what about me?
Betsy's token republican friend thinks gifts are a set up
January 9th for Betsy and November 12th for Kris
I will get her nothing this year
The thoughtful gift friend will get Betsy to go the extra mile
Booba sold her Elmo TMX's on eBay
Your mom is now trying to be your friend
Kris kicked that door wide open, no way
The mommy call came in
When I have time to
Betsy's great impersonation of that lady
"I bet Betsy doesn't nurse you does she?"
It's all awkward and horrible . . . same call 5 years later like they never stopped
I'm not gonna call
I think Betsy is starting to love me more
I have been madly in love with you for 15 years, now I'm tired
This is how you sell an Elmo TMX
Gigi gets tested and her speech therapy will be "on her terms"
Gigi wants nothing to do with babydom
Betsy takes us down the social worker road
Kris goes on the pizza job tangent again
300th by 300th

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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 23, 2006
1 comments      Added on October 23, 2006 by Kris
Croncast 2006-10-23 Croncast - 2006-10-23.mp3

Show: #288
Length: 11:29
Size: 7.91 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris October 23, 2006

Tonight's show comes off more as a table of contents for Wednesday. Like I posted earlier I am trying to kick what is either some bad food . . . see photo above or altitude sickness or a cold. See you in a couple days.





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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 20, 2006
5 comments      Added on October 20, 2006 by Kris
Croncast 2006-10-20 Croncast - 2006-10-20.mp3

Show: #287
Length: 33:03
Size: 22.7 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris October 20, 2006

Betsy decides to start shipping while the show begins
Then wants to divert attention
You don't want to talk about the naked camel in the desert?
I want to talk about the email
Betsy says, it is a surprise that we don't get hate mail everyday
The shipping continues
Sign up for the contest and then send hate mail . . . nice
Now you're a Puffy Cuffs
If it is really bothering you that much
"If you're engaged to a geek - break it off," Betsy
Saving driving directions to my phone instead of printing them out
The tape sound again . . . it is the sound of my life
The sound of my eternity
Postal priority mail tape
They quit making it
What am I going to use to wrap Christmas gifts
Betsy says she has big news
Betsy is going to hang with a fan tomorrow . . . Abbi Z.
Kinda gonna be in the area
Betsy is wired and over-thinking it
Betsy screwed up chocolate chip cookies
Not so sweet cookies
Abbi will eat them and smile
That's why we do it baby for the fans
Got rid of Slowsky
Better phrasing, "Off to the auction like a fat pig"
The Slowsky lowdown
Sister turned it down and now Betsy uses it for a trade on a car for her sister
If you can't sell something to Kris you should be fired
We got it good right now
Betsy, "I know you live like that. My darling the rapper."
The QVC clothes smell like old people
They pump the bags full of the odor
Too chubby to put a leg forward
Quality Value Convenience you need to shop it too
Compression garment for the abdominally blessed
Betsy hits a new low - recording QVC to DVR for later viewing
No high waist jeans at the store but Goodwill got'em
We're off to Boulder tonight
Maggie, Betsy and Kris are off that is the man will rock it out with grandma
The irony? Back to Colorado
Slowsky is worth more in pieces than as a whole
Zeus is getting fixed next week
Not just hate mail, only one, and many great emails and comments yesterday


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