Croncast - 2005-12-24.mp3

Show: #194
Length: 39:31
Size: 27.1 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 151

Thank you to everyone who sent a message for Maggie! They all mean a great deal to us.

Show Notes

My silent eyed partner
It is Christmas Eve
Maggie is asleep, Maggie update for anyone who missed last week with Elliot
Topsy turvey life
Betsy's happy place
Shaking just like Elliot did at same age
We were preparing to visit doctor then she had more
The baby doctor freaked on phone
Emergency room
Kris held it together
Betsy growling
Everything that Betsy and I hadn't dealt with when Elliot went through it
Dinosaur milkshake machine
Maggie barely knows English
Thanks for the emails
Her tests came back negative
New test is a 48 hour EEG
We didn't do this with Elliot
The snapshot
Can't see damage with EEG
Keeping the 9 month old awake until midnight
Then we put her up for the MRI
Things are calming a little until holiday rush, yesterday
The other sick kid
Day care kids used for syrum production
She's throwing up everywhere
"Get the hell out with your sick ass kid"
Kindercare should use it as a new business model
The pug
Dog sitting proves the husband correct
Dog and cat hair cuts
Something wrong with Americans
"I need a puppy cut and a Brazilian for my Muffin"
Rednecks with Wahl clippers unite
This week at Goodwill
How to make a successful western movie
It is probably a more truthfull story
It's not shocking
Deal or No Deal
It is gambling just like betting on what sqaure the cow will poop in at the county fair
Pat Sajak lives in my chaps
15 copies of We're Coming Over left
Get your's today!

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Croncast - 2005-12-16.mp3

Show: #193
Length: 8:12
Size: 5.66 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Elliot and his Daddy Ep. 1

Show Notes

Elliot sings
Kris speaks to the week that was
Explaining why Betsy isn't on
Maggie begins having seizures
We are wiped out with doctor visits, tests and watching her
I will put up a news post with more specifics
If you have any words of encouragement please send them to Betsy at thesmithmall [at] hotmail.com

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Croncast - 2005-12-09.mp3

Show: #192
Length: 36:53
Size: 25.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 150

Show Notes

I wanna do it again and again and again and it ain't sex
This is so funny
This will humiliate you (Kris)
Save your picture
The file it opens is the "Todo" file
Is that the "ToDo Yourself later" file
I dont' want to know that you love monkey porn
Stumbling upon your husbands porn
I know you were just in that window
Store them in projects or trash
Checking properties
I did reverse DNS Betsy do you know where those people are
Oh yeah
Betsy is going to change our lives . . . she registered at Wheel of Fortune to be a contestant
Matching his and her watch set
All for sale on eBay eventually
Betsy has always wanted to go on "the Wheel"
Extension of her addictions
Don't even try
1 million per year apply and only a few can be so proud
If Kris were on the Chicago Bulls
The NBA, WNBA, NASCAR, Country Music and Yahtzee
Chain smoking anorexic chick who does the casting for Wheel of Fortune
What went down
Another woman preying on women party
Discovery Toys
Realtor Incentives
The ladies invited a daddy and he didn't know the fix was in
Oh no, you're not . . . we gotta wait for Andre
1977 Malibu with golf glove leather seats
Running for Attorney General with flyers of yourself in bondage
Betsy is the leak, the Karl Rove of our organization
Curves should hire hot men
Elliot dashing off into the snow in an attempt to run away
Funeral protesting

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Croncast - 2005-12-04.mp3

Show: #191
Length: 43:51
Size: 30.1 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 149

Show Notes

Betsy all dressed up, well looking good
Fourth attempt to beat Maggie at screaming game
Elliot lost his head yesterday
Staying childless . . . wishing
The size of his head
This week at Goodwill
Size 8 suit for the man
It was for an 8 petit
Now he's got a size 12 suit
What size is a first grader
The holiday season picks up as donations increase
Tax deduction time
People want the DVD, you want the DVD
Two good weeks of shipping left for Holiday season
Kris with a "K' says perfect for Kwanza
There will be no Kwanza deal
Betsy will rock the open of Goodwill today
Nagging wives say clean up
Kris buys a PSP for his inner child
Ages 6 and up
I am in love with it, I have no games for it
Instead I have Beavis and Butthead Mike Judge UMD
Betsy still has tags from her inner child shopping spree
Watching "What not to Wear" and you realize you are the person
Zip up mommy fo-track suit
Advice for the Fluffy crowd
Waiting in line at the mall
Letting handicap people go first
Differently abled they are now
6'2 skinny women don't get the concept
Ladies up to size 16
Women start at 16W
W = WIDE
The differences are amazing
Sticking your finger down your throat if you're bigger than a size 10
Attack in the face with gold cleats
Betsy's Acne prejudice
It didn't dissolve into a crying session
Coming home in tears? Nope
Shopping for Carla
What brand is it?
You wouldn't sell a knock off purse
Up in the air about it
One size smaller
Regular department
The old lady bedalzed clouds section
"Your Area" for "Your people"
Blue hairs buying undies
The Ruth Maclellan line
What's wrong with blue hairs and apricots
Not caring any more
Stuff wasn't on sale at JC Penny
The trendy under 30 fluffy mommies
Betsy is fighting turning 30 next month
Spending $300 on her clothes
I buy her the clothes and Sean Paul buys my PSP
Buying before you have
Paul Wall bought me a new hard drive
Da Backwudz bought something but I forgot it
Sacramento, brown and cold looks just like here
It was weird but with homeless people
One homeless guy in Naperville
Token crazy homeless guy hangs at Goodwill
Trying on a town or city as a new place to live
Counting pregnant 12 year olds
10 most creative cities in America according to Fast Company magazine
Men watching Hallmark movies, wives don't tell people
"My husband loves Lifetime."
Crying together on the couch
Read the Hallmark cards at the store
Scrapbooking is the movement
Scrapbooking is fo the 3 grader in you who likes the funny scissors
Making websites is like scrapbooking
Helping Betsy become a rich old woman
Living in a gutter eating cabbage out of a dumpster
I will make a mutt stole for you out of a German Shepherd
The trophy row
The Hippie Guy not Latino but Italian
"You're the one who got away."
Five minute dating
Seven minutes in heaven is different than dating
Pushing We're Coming Over again
Reading the quotes from the back

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