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Added on February 26, 2010 by
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Show: #555
Length: 27:56
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
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Added on February 26, 2010 by
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Show: #555-Sampler
Length: 4:58
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
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Added on February 24, 2010 by
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Show: #554
Length: 33:48
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
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Added on February 24, 2010 by
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Show: #554-Sampler
Length: 4:64
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!
Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
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Added on February 22, 2010 by
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Show: #553
Length: 31:48
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!
I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag
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