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Hair cuts from the beauty school
$5.00 and sign the waiver that you won't sue us
They still have a chance of flunking out of beauty school and you are letting them cut your hair
Change it up like a spa
I hope I don't get her
Some men find it pretty, those driving around in their Datsun looking for a date
They're building a house
Over 100 bones for a dye job
Kris couldn't manage the drama
Leaving out the straight guy from the shop
Is Luigi there?
Feeling totally ripped off
Somebody did and they flipped out
Your body reclaiming your hair for nutrients
The birthday girl hungover with scissors
Being mean and enjoying
Knives and styrofoam cups
Snuggly and cloudy
Rare puff-a-lumps at .50 a piece
Betsy kicks them in the shins
Is it stealing?
The garbage man talks about us when he goes home
Can't give it to kids because they will actually play with it
Don't touch the tiny little laptop
Encased like the Constitution
Betsy to return to the American Girl store downtown Chicago
Good night Mr. B, I am going to bed. You've offended me on many levels
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Coming from studio "A" at casa de smith
From my phone:
Betsy is UU - Universalist Unitarian
Her faith was waning
Affirmation was to follow
Betsy's $6.00 donut
Veggie Tales for non-hardcore Christian
"Your had was possesed by the devil."
The kids have it right
What about a more kid oriented church
McDonalds targeting kids
Branding, playgrounds, get'em while they're young
The born-agains have the same plan
What would you say to someone who tried to give you McDonalds food for a dinner party?
Megachurches do so well, not because they don't smell like meat and dirty childrens socks
"Why you gotta be hating on peoples invisible airplanes?"
Putting pizzaz in your Jesus pants
Betsy's split personallity
Libertarian on her left shoulder, George Bush on her right and her right in the middle
What happens when you tell people you do a podcast
If you don't know what that means you aren't down with God
Maggie is evolving into a part of Betsy
How would you know
The Maggie faces - she can throw them
The cattle elevator
Kill you with a look and it makkes people nervous
It looks like the Devil came into her skeleton
Enough of the Christian metaphors, if you've ever listened before you know we are not in that camp and if you haven't listened before our philosphy is to make up your own mind.
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There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was in to that sort of thing
Be my wife
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Mean from day one
We can party but not get married
The large amount of earings in my head
The head peircing
My brother head hole is full of more holes
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else
The old folding doors were us
We just don't take care of anything
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home
Ben is making Kris look really bad
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.
Baby stomach shorr off
Putting Ben on staff
What 30 year old needs a PSP?
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.
The garbage man hates us
Betsy watches him out the window, even today
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.
No faucet without Kris.