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June 2010 Shows

Season 25 Episode 21
Pizza Origami, With Puppets, Lengua Burrito
0 comments      Added on June 30, 2010 by Kris
Episode: #646
Length: 29:40
Format: mp3

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Bringing the lengua
I don't hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy prize
The food here totally sucks
Pizza origami
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito
The cat diet
Complain about the food
He would love tongue
And he's discreet
Carrying the Whole Foods bag
I care
That is what it is supposed to say
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead
I've seen the photos of you too
It's the Facebook people
You're drooling on stuff
The fake Temperpedic bed
Pride in the individuality
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it
I want my waterproof tape
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

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Season 25 Episode 21: The Croncast Shorty
0 comments      Added on June 30, 2010 by Kris
Episode: #646 The Croncast Shorty
Length: 4:35
Format: mp3

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Bringing the lengua
I don't hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy prize
The food here totally sucks
Pizza origami
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito
The cat diet
Complain about the food
He would love tongue
And he's discreet
Carrying the Whole Foods bag
I care
That is what it is supposed to say
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead
I've seen the photos of you too
It's the Facebook people
You're drooling on stuff
The fake Temperpedic bed
Pride in the individuality
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it
I want my waterproof tape
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

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  lengua  pregnancy test  waterproof tape  pizza origami  whole foods  


 

Season 25 Episode 20
Sunshine, Electrified Fountain, BMX Superstar
0 comments      Added on June 28, 2010 by Kris
Episode: #645
Length: 27:14
Format: mp3

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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Season 25 Episode 20: The Croncast Shorty
0 comments      Added on June 28, 2010 by Kris
Episode: #645 The Croncast Shorty
Length: 4:04
Format: mp3

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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  electrified fountain  bone density  disappointment bra  aphorisms  


 

Season 25 Episode 19
Man Knockers, Starvation Diet, Squirt Gun Legend
0 comments      Added on June 25, 2010 by Kris
Episode: #644
Length: 29:58
Format: mp3

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Five Stars on the iTunes
I gotta give you 5 stars
On your weight loss starvation diet
You looking svelt and
Moobtacular
Agreed, baby, my man knockers are heavy
Learning to drive at 12
Oral surgery plus rubber bands and chicken wire
Country road community
Squirt gun legends
Where is the cabbie?

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  moobtacular  svelt  starvation diet  country roads  cabbie update  


 
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