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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 30, 2006
4 comments      Added on August 30, 2006 by Kris
Croncast 2006-08-30 Croncast - 2006-08-30.mp3

Show: #269
Length: 31:19
Size: 21.5 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 30, 2006

Betsy still working the intro
As parents we got our asses kicked
Not feeling the welcome
Powerpoint needs to die when used by educators
I don't want to look at dancing lunch meat
Granola is off limits with chocolate
There was a weird vibe between Elliot's teacher and Betsy
Elliot is in back of room which looks like front of room
He'll be carving his name in the desk soon
There's nothing you can say but good stuff when 30 parents are all listening
Eye contact has dipped to zero and she sized up Booba
Elliot will suffer know because of it
The tall child in front that everyone listens too
He is struggling in all first grade things
Camp to this has to be a hard transistion for him
Working at home with Elliot is even on routine it fails
Google how to put out the fire
Slowsky didn't get an oil change before our vacation
It stopped leaking oil . . . there was no more to leak
Betsy is back at Goodwill
Betsy is garbage picking from neighbors again
She is assured that the neighbors hate her, more on Friday 300 by 300th



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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 28, 2006
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Croncast 2006-08-28 Croncast - 2006-08-28.mp3

Show: #268
Length: 34:22
Size: 23.6 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 28, 2006

Oh there is a new sound in town
Betsy is grumping about having to breath
The light glaring off your head is burning my retinas and making me sleepy
The evolution in razors
You would have been a wooly monster
The terminal point of beard growing
I don't know my terminal length
The fifth blade removes the top layer of skin
The worst mother dig of all time from Betsy
Lips doth did part
Today has been a crazy day
I told the man it was a weird day
Kris missed saving a family of 4 that drove into a lake somehow
It is a fake lake to supply a subdivision waterfall
Kris sort of saw it happen
With CopmUSA closing I was preoccupied
I hear the sounds from the accident and agray flash through the neighbors houses
I was looking the wrong way when we drove by, didn't think of the lake
Well, I didn't hear them screaming . . . they were drowning
As they are gasping their lasts breaths pressed against the window
Betsy says I'm cold
Kris did save the family
When homeless get a Costco card to eat samples to sustain
Betys goes off and buys $30 in steaks
Usually it is mad cow in a tube
So Barb adds the seasoning, turns on grill, to clean it turns it on high and then has a martini
Grill is now set to high
20 minutes goes by and she heads out to put steaks
Opens the door and uses panic voice
"You have to tell Kris to come right away . . . well, theres a fire. Thank you," then closes the door
Betsy rouses me from the basement with the work "Fire"
Stay in the basement because it's safe even though there is a fire
The Goodwill grill is now in full flame burning off all the grease from the trap
The charred chunky collector flaming and the top are ball of flames and black smoke
Kris asks for the baking soda
I asked for fire extinguisher right now . . . Betsy threw it out
Betsy says it didn't look good and didn't match
Any fire extinguisher is better than none
Betsy hands me the Morton Salt instead of the Trader Joe's sea salt grinder
Saved by neighbor Jack and his fire extinguisher
As soon as hose melts to tank I am going to die in an explosion
With 911 on call waiting my mother-in-law clicks over to Vicky
He saved our house . . . he saved Croncast
Betsy finally finds our extinguisher in the garage
Finally doused it in water to cool it down to turn off the gas
The grill cleaned up ok but I don't think we'll ever use it again
Then Kris was swarmed by bees
It will go straight to my brain
Betsy gets in more about her steaks
If I had saved other family I still would be filling out reports and my family would have died
Message to you: Go out and buy some fire extinguishers to keep at home.
We talk about the end of our week last . . . podcasting production
The stress level has gone way down thanks to Palegroove the cause of the stress
Wanting podcast contracts to happen
It is a really big project that will be a ton of fun
Writing down your goals can make a huge difference in your life
Many people think podcasts cost $100 to produce . . . not even close with your own equipment
Kris is speaking at the Portable Media Expo and then I'll fill in the podcasting bits
3 Croncast T's are on the table for production
PhilipZ is holding it down with Handle Moxie

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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 25, 2006
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Croncast 2006-08-25 Croncast - 2006-08-25.mp3

Show: #267
Length: 31:28
Size: 21.6 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 25, 2006

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Who's that voice?
Running out of breath
Get some exercise Mr. B
Betsy is getting into this exercise bit
Like most of America I am motivated by reality television
Maybe I shoould get off the couch
"Workout" the show
Cobwebs on the mic
The only celebrity is Jodi Watley
Billy Ocean tomorrow
Breast reduction surgery no needed
What man stands behind that surgery
Two bar stools on wheels to push them around
Two great acres for one great house
Kris's stress level is through the roof and it makes him smell
What happens when you make more money podcasting than your day job?
If we close the big deal I will talk all about it
Please no Booba
Kris smells like bad bad bad
Deodorant is your friend
"Kris . . . you want a candy bar don't you!"
Fuck you and your candy bar
The old waitress and punishment
Betsy's evil horrible sound that will stay with me when I am rotting in the earth
Garage sale Betsy just can't stay away
Paying the lawn mowing boys
Greatest garage sale ever
The big toys are back . . .
300 by 300th update
PhilipZ is holding it down with Handle Moxie


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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 23, 2006
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Croncast 2006-08-23 Croncast - 2006-08-23.mp3

Show: #266
Length: 28:54
Size: 19.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 23, 2006

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3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!

You decide
You look like the people on "V"
My dad had this girlfirend at that time
Barbies's like "V" people
Stuck in the room with a SciFi fan
Lord Hubbard
Betsy gets right into the email of stating the obvious
That was kind of mean to email to my husband
We get it very often
I know that Betsy is funny, funnier than I am. That is why she is on all the time.
Cosby reruns
Here's the how we started podcasting
Kris gives up
Betsy finishes the story because it is boring and she make it all good
No one cares
Are you retarded?
Betsy is even bored with the story
No wonder I am more clever than you
We should do this
Let's go to Kris with the weather
We're like ABBA
Up until this point I thought that things were getting better How much can I get for this equipment on eBay
Betsy says, "Three times a week is a lot of work. I could be sleeping."
The Goodwill ban is in place
Betsy financial disaster
I can't win
She would have bought a dog anyway
Elliot stabbed with a pencil in class on day two
Dolly Parton
Solid Gold in the 80's
Oh, the spoiled kids
Tony and Gary . . . thank you, we're sorry for this show.


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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 21, 2006
0 comments      Added on August 21, 2006 by Kris

Croncast 2006-08-21 Croncast - 2006-08-21.mp3

Show: #265
Length: 29:16
Size: 20.1 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 21, 2006

1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener)
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle")
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!

The long intro with the email from the tab
Betys won't look at me
"Nobody likes your intro"
More people like the chick voice
I'll do it for you for a small fee
Betsy did The Great American Yard Sale this weekend and we roll with it
Having a puppy is like having four kids
Betsy goes for gypsy blood
"Look at her run"
Rookies will tell you what they want
Kris is going to have his man card revoked for saying "Pram"
The big stuff doesn't fit
Why do you have three "prams"?
Sellin on eBay, the newbs "f" it up for Booba
Distraction of the eye shadow
Elliot's first day of school . . . 1st grade
Daddy took him shopping for "new" stuff cause mommy wouldn't
300 by 300th


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