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i've owned many a smartphone - via twitter
0 comments Added on January 30, 2009 by Kris

this is a sign of things to come , http://asu.ms/3tSAJk . nearly any os could hurt wm.

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Season 21 Ep 06: The Child's Strengths, Egg Nog Down, Banana Seat Dream
1 comments Added on January 28, 2009 by Kris

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Breaking down the banana seat bike
Infinite blackness
We're still married
When I get nervous I get funny
Much, much more on this episode

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still running? - via twitter
0 comments Added on January 27, 2009 by Kris

simple test to see if my twitter to blog post script is still running at croncast.

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Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill
3 comments Added on January 26, 2009 by Kris

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Hair plugs for your dog
He'll always look like a puppy
Flint for sparking doberman jaws
A grill for my dog with diamonds
Add some flint too for sparks
That would be hot
Burglars like shiny stuff
Made the water park trek
Long way to Wisconsin birthday part
Don't kiss my kids
Or lick your face
Bandanas in the pool

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Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan
5 comments Added on January 21, 2009 by Kris

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Of those last week and yore
Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today
My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm
I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house
The cold isn't bothering me
So this was part of your master plan
A cocoon of The North Face goodness
All this little spoiled babies
Kids why don't you go see your dad
Shivering and grumping
I eat like I'm a seal
Get out, see some people
Skinny folks listen up
The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you
The fat jokes are for me
Fattitudes about the chunky
Of course they're going to order the fries
When I lost weight I felt like a spy
Listening to people talk about the people
It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist
The size I come is thick
I'm like a cylinder
You could benefit from some manternity clothes
My tummy isn't that protrusive
With the beard I wouldn't be a venereal stimulate any longer
Your mom probably called you that
I caught from my Buick
Someone was eating donuts in my car again
It's a medical term
Life Plan '09
Credit cards are all paid off

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Season 21 Ep 03: Obama Eve, Tigers and Stripes, Funding Love
3 comments Added on January 19, 2009 by Kris

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Me and the man are calling it a guys night . . . no show notes
None really needed because Besty is all Obama and I play devil's advocate
I'll be sleeping in the shed

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Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid
7 comments Added on January 14, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3
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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?
You got me this
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale
From hefty to hot
Not hot in my heft?
These are some things we need to discuss
I checked out this cardigan
Then I brought it home to you
Then you put it on
That was four months ago
You haven't taken it off since
It's my man cardigan
I always wear my gear
My wardrobe is devolving
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look
I know that i don't have enough hair
This shirt comes in with built in boobies
A flannel bra in my case might work
Jammy bras
The people want to hear about Oprah
Sure they do
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio
I could get a Kindle
We drive to Harpo Studios
Based on Grammy's address advice
It's gonna cost to park here
Too much snow this year
Everyone's gone back to the old country
It's 4:30 a.m.
Where's Harpo Studios?
Huh?
Turns out we were 10 blocks off
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue
I thought it was on south Michigan
It's far away from where you are
They don't put up with anything
The Oprah rules
Handheld facial scanners
They make sure you can't get in again
Drama just getting there
The warm up chick shows up
She's lame
I could have killed it
So I got the opporutnity to speak
It was my shot to get my mom on the show
I love this
I made them go wild in warm up
They brought me a boom mic
Held by a girl named Boom Mic
4 minutes to show
This woman in the front row starts puking
Oprah went all diva after her first segment
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?
Damn!
That reminds of me of my trip last month
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac
Stuck in a snow drift
Feeling dirty
Why would you stalk a serial killer?
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris
What?
You would have went with me if you knew
No
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck

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Season 21 Ep 01: We're Back, Shaped Like Chickens, The Russian
20 comments Added on January 12, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-01-12.mp3
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Surprise!
It's good to be back!

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