Croncast - 2005-10-31.mp3

Show: #183
Length: 30:28
Size: 20.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142

Show Notes

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Happy Halloween!
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Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them
We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO
Edit points for resale to TBS
20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses
duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill
She lives on Michael Jackson's street
Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps
White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way
Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble
The Cub Scout tribe sale
The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash
Parents couldn't do the math
Taking advantage of the den parents
Betsy filled the mini van
Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you.
They need the money to rub sticks together in the woods
It was like a half price sale at a garage sale
Buy it and sell it right away
Kris will be sent to FedEx
Standing with jockey man
Let's talk about that
The first car we've owned that has been produced in the same decade
Betsy's boxing skills
Betsy gives more tips for how to navigate the post office
She lets Kris know that he is retarded because he can't fill out form
Approached by the ultimate pyramid scam - all the sellers except the sex people left out
Betsy is going to go and promote eBay and tell them start with no investment
Selling off Elliot's stuff
Crushing the man, however he usually doesn't notice because something else shiny will get his attention
The drum of Legos
Surrounded by bright color plastic
Kris needs to learn to ask questions
Betsy says Kris is a self centered jerk
She is my own personal doctor Phil
Elliot get's a psychic reading
Put grandma's Toshiba down
The psychic didn't get a good a reading because I didn't ask questions hmmmm
Every question you can think of is a leading question
Todd's Halloween party was cool
We care about Elliot's future, hence the reading
Sylvia Brown psychic lady for $1000 a seat or $70 a question
I'm in the wrong line of work
Betsy says mediums exist, not just in the plethora that do business
"I knew he was here"
The pledge drive continues
We understand people being upset
3 ten minute shows a week

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Croncast - 2005-10-28.mp3

Show: #182
Length: 39:56
Size: 27.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141

Show Notes

The mime
Calling each other 47 times a day
Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races
The Geriatric games
More chest hair than head hair
The digital camera fiasco
Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do
We're not buying today
Prints only from the camera store
He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx
Kris' rats nest hair
Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair
My hair looks like a pelt
I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore
Detriment in Chicago during winter
Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet
Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch
There is a podcast voice
Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line
Well, okay der bear
It is pledge and donation time again
Cyclical with NPR
Server money is needed
Betsy says $4 per month doesn't make sense, $5 a month or $9.95 is better
The kids aren't yours
The one year anniversary of Croncast is coming
Doing the show 3 times a week is difficult
Kris has other projects to work on podcasting and not
Croncast will be moving to one day a week starting November 14
Send your audio or email of your Croncast memories
Harriet Mier, "liberals will rue the day that she didn't get the job"
New segment, "Goodwill Tonight" Betsy does sound effects
Visual a steam sterilizer and a triple stroller
I'm taking it to Goodwill to teach you a lesson
Screaming serpent roller coaster and rippin rocket
Betsy takes on an 11 year old girl at Goodwill
Someone took her on, she was the home team
First born kids are sibling slappers
Kris apologizes to his brother who is ripped
The hariest, largest woman in Goodwill
Time to scurry away with the baby
Dart them and take their stuff?
Betsy decides to stalk the family
Applies social work principles to get what she wants
Situation assessment for procurement
Lowlights of the old days
Why people don't want to remember the worst times
People work through it and move on and react out of fear
If you look behind you feel like it can happen again
A lack of empathy
Falling back on family if it is an option
Social service programs
How did Betsy make this political
A bit too harsh

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Croncast - 2005-10-26.mp3

Show: #181
Length: 23:34
Size: 16.2 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 140

Show Notes

Reading this book right here
The poverty symposium
She know poor people
With the middle name of Wayne I am screwed
Kris Bob instead
Jorge Joe instead
Cat vs. neighbors round 3 - not our cat
I forgot her name
Making the routine
Of course I was upset I was making love to my microphones
Forgetting names in a time of need
She was listening
Jorge to the rescue to save his own hide
But she still keeps going after being proven wrong
She got nothing, walk away
You don't eat in your yard, you don't sleep in your yard animals poop in it
Aggressive to mush but mumbling
It's not my fucking cat
Such a player he needs a body double
He can be called with the sound of a can opener
The poverty book
We learn that we can survive in poverty with no problem
Living the plush lifestyle
The book was supposed to be all about me then . . .
"I know where all the best rummage sales and church sales are in town."
Old Navy cardboard day, if we need we can eat it, high in fiber and low in fat
Grandma in jail when Elliot was born
Kris keeps checking off the items on the list
What would it be like to be Paris Hilton? Oh I am hungry.
The kind of car that we would be
Betsy calls it vacation for a day
Kris is going to San Francisco for the the day
Betsy doesn't get the reimbursement process - poverty
Piecing together a meal with McDonalds Monopoly game pieces
Meeting new people
My afraidness (yes I know not a real word) of the aeroplane
Parking old planes in pending natural disaster areas for insurance money
The Yucatan

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Croncast - 2005-10-24.mp3

Show: #180
Length: 26:54
Size: 18.5 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 139

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Show Notes

Betsy's got wandering eyes
Bar hopping with baby Maggie
Betsy wants to go out because Kris added a fun item to life
Kris is not a social superstar
University of Chicago CS Master's program
Dinner for Kris with Tony Kahn, producer of Morning Stories
Will Kris swing that way
Madonna is Kabalish
Tony's just a podcaster to me
He said lots of nice stuff about us over the past year
The fuel to keep Kris going in podcasting
The Third Coast Audio Festival was going on
Kris gets picked up by a stranger, Elinoar
She invites Kris to a party at Chicago Public Radio and he says, "Yes"
The Beck remix CD party with baby seats?
Kris did inform her that he is socially inept and she's cool with it
The way in is to stand on the street and wait for strangers to invite you to public radio stations
Baby Maggie is tired of the carnage
For Kris one thing is just one thing
Hanging in WBEZ's editing room
Look at this hapless schmuck
"I'm married" - Kris' quote without Betsy as social lubricant
The neighborhood chili cook-off nothing like you would expect
Do what the IRS says, "Don't leave the country."
Big shout out to Steve Ladd starter of the great Croncast barbecue
It's like finding out your parents have sex

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Croncast - 2005-10-21.mp3

Show: #179
Length: 20:31
Size: 14.1 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 138

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Show Notes

Betsy is packing the pork in too (the bacon, some slices)
Kris it still sick, just a little
Paying homage to Betsy and her stair cleaning ability
Yeah I never got it
"Cursed with a vagina"
She's got big lady junk
Men walking with exaggerated packages after the age of 13
Unless you like big packages
Kris' upcoming birthday
Elliot tells me what I'm getting, bunny sweater
The great sub-division chili cook off of 2005 in our garage
72 people and Kris wants to cry
Betsy volunteers for the cook off
Fall out - repairing the house
The cycle
Filthy cubes
Watching baby Maggie while Betsy paints
Don't paint over wallpaper border
Dime size pieces
The Overstock.com spokesperson lady - whore
Betsy gives secret of value shopping
Off to a meeting about master degree program
Control freak Betsy is going to have me put my talking points on my hand
Getting to finally meet Tony Kahn today
Two for one BuffaloWings
Criminal endangerment
Stomach flu or food poisoning has been great for Kris' figure
Body wrap to loose water wait fast
They could help my non-alcoholic beer beer gut
Captain Pizza - my job 5 years ago making pizzas in a gas station
Walking to the job
Have a good weekend!

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Croncast - 2005-10-19.mp3

Show: #178
Length: 22:24
Size: 15.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 137

Show Notes

Even shorter show notes.

Show goes like this . . . Kris is sick.

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Croncast - 2005-10-17.mp3

Show: #177
Length: 35:36
Size: 24.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 136

Jeanie and Betsy

Show Notes

Short show notes this morning . . .

Welcome to Croncast, Jeanie, the first female truck driver to ever be on the show
Everything you ever wanted to know about trucking
Getting "commercial", many trucking euphemisms
Jeanie's super CB handle, "small fry"
Jeanie's most embarrasing moment ever involes kitty litter and a hot guy

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Croncast - 2005-10-14.mp3

Show: #176
Length: 32:29
Size: 22.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 135

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Show Notes

Betsy wants to garage sale all night long
Bad garage sale karma
Documentary of Betsy's addiction
More than $6 for apparel? Not this house
Don't ask don't tell garage sale policy - smoking
Toddler treadmills
Cartoons for reward
Tiny folks
FedEx Kinkos vs. Pizza Hut
Garage saling cut short
Tenements of the highly mobile $600,000 middle management homes
Raining toilet water on our stuff
Curbside wardrobe boxes
Screaming baby and garbage picking makes Betsy uncomfortable
Give her some of our table scraps
Kris will go back to Kinkos
Now Betsy's wrist is acting up, all the cul de sacs
Lloyd's of London for Betsy's eBay wrist
Maggie face-butts the cushioned chair and lives, laughs and says mama
Candle party vs. sex party
Should be subsidized by school district
Telling way too much about your lives . . . hmmmmm
Lengua for Betsy is too gross for Kris
Chef Betsy
iPod video will reign for porn and 14 year old boys
Kris's Marlboro iPod
The last name thing, for women as property?
Kris at femanine alliance to watch chicks make out
Habitat for Humanity for Betsy
Nick (hosty of SledHead Radio) house burned down
"Kris, I burned down the house. Apologize to me", Betsy
Kris would would take the computer first
Susan this inappropriate story is for you
Maternity belts for men

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Croncast - 2005-10-12.mp3

Show: #175
Length: 32:15
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 14.7 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 134

Show Notes

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These are pseudo show notes due the fact that I am typing this as the show uploads because I said I would have it up at 7 CST . . . sweet.

This is your Thursday morning quickie
The show is late
Do married people even remember a quickie
Add kids and that is answer
Ignore the man ans he runs away
There's a party for you at the front of the store
He programs your car and that one is an attorney
Early morning garage picking by Betsy
Garage sale gloves and special pens
Muffin's crazy polar fleece
Kris looking at graduate school
No chip about it anymore
Life stories
I married the wrong one
One year of podcasting in a month

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Croncast - 2005-10-10.mp3

Show: #174
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 11.0 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 133

CONTEST WINNER IS: Jim Flanagan with "Blind Date".

Sorry to make everyone wait for the show today. You see it is Christopher Columbus day and we are strict observers of this national holiday.

Show Notes

Betsy is being disemboweled from the inside out by a virus
The evil Applebees carside to go not curbside
Drawing for the winner with lame sound effects
Jim with the "Blind Date" story
Kitty beds for the inner bestailist at valentines
No he is not a babillionaire
Cheap coffee comes from New Orleans
I profess the boom of Starbucks
Elliot says "I going to eat . . . "
"Mama don't put me in the trunk again"
They say the worst thing at the worst time
Filthy Rich Cattle drive

Yahoo gets on board with podcasting
Our spot at Yahoo leave some reviews!
The playing field begins to level again - thanks Yahoo (still not perfect though)
Betsy whines over intestinal pain
Betsy the Us Weekly junkie
She says we are just like Nick and Jessica, holding it together for the show
Weight Watcher is a Midwest deal
Maggie says her first word last week "Mama"
Betsy thinks Kris turning 31 in a month is funny
She will turn 17 according to her Mexican birth certificate
The stretch marks and her salty sailor hands will giver her away
Collagen and Botox for my hands
Kris's sharp shins and beautiful feet
Singles can figure out how to fix themselves by getting married

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