Croncast - 2005-11-25.mp3

Show: #190
Length: 28:13
Size: 19.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 148

Show Notes

Post Thanksgiving release
Again with the Kris doesn't get it
Having a vagina makes holidays completely different
Hiding in the basement
Kris is "delightful and charming", words from the lips of Betsy
Playing board games at holidays
Put some Play-Doh in the game
Who are these people, strangers . . . relatives
Kris is so much fun
A support system for Betsy at the holidays
We're going to see the Rockettes on tour
Middle class education on party hosting
Setting a table is not it Betsy's future
Mother is stressing out
It is time to learn
Parental modeling crammed into one meal
What side do the forks go on?
When it is important to you it will matter
Horrendous pain with no cartilage
Dementia and labor pain
Stop your baby from screaming
No "black friday" shopping at this house
Begging Betsy for money to buy her gifts
On top of the kitchen sink
The Oprah 200 calorie work out
We can't even stick to that
Tuning out or throwing up
When Oprah says something it makes perfect sense to Betsy
It is all estrogen related
Why don't we eat out of tinfoil
Not even the same category
I could never be in Betsy's category
Maggie dressing up
Betsy . . . iron?
Pretending not having to
The weight of Betsy's domestic plate
The DVD
Von Maur again
Rich people smell nice . . . like there house
The blessings of American Girl dolls
Betsy's good karma leads her to the sales
Betsy tips her hand and can't ask for a discount
Resale
Punk rock daughter hooks Betsy up with a doll that has a soul
Making dolls in your trailer and then a billionaire
Before doll making
Mommy says I spent $130 on that
Elliot is daddy through and through

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Croncast - 2005-11-18_2.mp3

Show: #189
Length: 38:05
Size: 26.8 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 147

Show Notes

Shameless promotion for "We're Coming Over."

Kris is back from San Francisco
Listen to the previous podcast to hear my morning in SF
Diced ham and eggs
It's 6 a.m. in the midwest 4 a.m. on the west coast
3 rings to answer, it takes a while to get two call girls into the bathroom
Cubicle to cubicle
Dinner at Aqua
Looked like the Disaronno commercial
Musical interlude for fixing Betsy's mic
So what was aqua like?
It was like Friday's?
The fast food of the sit down world
Itsy bitsy entrees
Fluke might not be the tasting food I have ever had
It was so good that I tucked my shirt
It was a business trip
No corporate heirarchy will take away Betsy's divaness
It is hard to sleep when spouse leaves town
Kris was at the Hilton and Betsy was at the cul de sac
Elliot gets Goodwill
The same fire burning inside that Betsy has
The bi-polar asian dude
What he wanted for Christmas
Creatures from the stuffed animal bin
That was your childhood, not his
You gotta watch the guy
You'd think he was Hertzakaveenan
Never show your interest in any item if you want it
Betsy's hesitation caused the loss
Kris, it is your fault but I forgive you
The receptionist thought I was hot
My co-workers were giving me a hard time about it
Yup, he thought I was hot
The suit, I looked so good that I looked gay
I was in San Francisco for 5 minutes and had a boyfriend
My hetero posse picked up on it, I didn't
Kris is completely socially retared
We were both our happy places
The once a week show deal has us all screwed up telling stories
The suit story, I will spare the show notes on this
Carson Pierre Scott - worst shopping
Over $50 I will never shop in their store again
So for $50 they will never get a penny of my business again
How much do you think a regular customer spends over their life-time in their stores?
"At Your Service" signage should be changed to "We Hate You. Give us your money!"
He's gonna get thrown out by security
So I bought my suit from Von Maur
My suit is currently owned by Bank of America I should have it paid off in a year
Kris sort of did
It wasn't a threat, it was a promise
Dreaming about the receptionist
Like it is 1974 and I'm a swinger
If a man named Paolo calls give him my cell
So Betsy is going back to Carson's, where's the love
Wholesale $.99 retail $299.99
Wal-Mart looks suspiciously like Goodwill except with multiples
6 pounds of Charmon and 25 push-ups
Rumor starts here:
To aleviate avian flu, cure it childrens Moltrin in high doses taken rectally.
Marshmallows are not the perfect food
We're Coming Over. - Get your's you selfish beast.

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Croncast - 2005-11-18_1.mp3

Show: #188
Length: 18:46
Size: 12.8 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Kris and the City of SF, CA

Show Notes

Kris's breakfast and morning in San Francisco.

Show with Betsy this evening.

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Betsy and I were on Morning Stories today.

A great pdocast which most of you already know but for those of you who aren't familiar with Morning Stories it is a podcast produced by Tony Kahn from WGBH in Boston.

Thank you, Tony and Gary, for making us a part of Morning Stories.

Croncast listeners should also know that without some encouraging words very early on in podcasting from Tony, we might not have continued on this path.

So when you hear Tony hosting the World on NPR or any other radio show, think of him as I do, a podcaster first and the warm voice of meaningful stories.
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Croncast - 2005-11-11.mp3

Show: #187
Length: 42:12
Size: 29.0 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 146

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Croncast - 2005-11-09.mp3

Show: #186
Length: 44.11
Size: 30.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 145

Show Notes

The one year anniversary intro
Betsy and I never remember any big event
I get it with podcasting not with real life
Kris bets you will be disappointed
This is not a best of
No jerking it with laptop included
"We're Coming Over" - DVD + CD + goodies - MORE FRIDAY
Things fell apart this weekend and this week
Men get breast cancer
This was recorded over the weekend
Regular stuff and Kris' health issues
I'll be getting an ultrasound
Giving birth to twins
Cranking up the ultrasound
Urgent they said, I need fixed
The one year archive "We're Coming Over" - More Friday
The DVD will include Maggie's snot
Let the show begin
Set-up clip from the first Croncast with explaination
Who would spend one day a week with Kris for nothing?
Betsy likes the old Kris voice, not podcast Kris voice
Musical interlude while Boy Scouts interupt us
Perpetuating the Pinewood Derby
Six shooters on the tin can
Liberals just give in, we are so weak
It's against God
Real Pistolas
The voice through sweat sock
It doesn't come through the ugly mics
What is different with the set up
Clip from the second Croncast with Betsy
What if they like me better than you and you get fired by administration
My negative attitude is gone, nope
8 year gestation making cash on the Discovery Channel
People do like Betsy more than Kris
Pitching podcasting to Betsy
My entire life became the show
Lost gourd over podcasting
Kris' obsessive patient love
It is baby sitting when daddy does it
Betsy does it for one year and now she wants something
Betsy lays down the pregnancy gauntlet
Right afterwards there is a dillusional state
Being the tree, the wrinkly parts
Georgia O'keefe wrinkly trees
Clip - hiring the handyman
9 am and it is too dark to change light switch
Swearing so much on the show
Mother-in-law will always point out
Working parents have no social life
Cleaning routines and cubicle life
The difference in convict speech patterns
Getting more Betsy
The redneck and the dipthong
DJ Kris playing Jolie Holland and Broken Vegas
"You know what?"
Getting booted to the basement
Spending most of my time in the basement (like now)
A sliver of the pie chart "upstairs"
I need a chair rail to pee in the cat litter
The M-W-F switch was a big deal for us
Betsy wanted to quit at that time
No more nerdery
My mother has told me
Taking part in what is damaging your marriage
He has a little problem there
Betsy does the shout outs
We wrap it up
DVD + CD set is not limited edition

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Croncast - 2005-11-04.mp3

Show: #185
Length: 34:33
Size: 23.7 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 144

Show Notes

You wanted it . . . Kris with hair

And Betsy with Maggers

Intro by Regis from The Unemployment Line - Thanks Regis!
Betsy goes crazy with the camera
Kris holds baby at the beginning of the show
Racking up the daddy points
Bush 1 or 2
Not voted back in
Thinking with the baby in your lap
One year of our lives recorded
Now Betsy can't run for office
Sciontology (hehehe)
Video netcasting by NBC5
Kris's balding dome, not so bald these days
A dance named after Kris
I'll do anything for you
Podcast Expo
12 years, two kids, Kris is responsible for it
Funding more #2 meals
Giving the baby a piece of paper
Beef jerky haning from your chest
Primary food sources
Worst places vaginas have been
Somehow to Betsy feet are worse
Officials have access to the goods, Magic Johnson and Eddie Murphy

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Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3

Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Show Notes

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Betsy's eBay listings link

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Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
Croncast has the best listeners
Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
Female donations

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