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Season 21 Ep 17: Fly home stoned, Polyester rugs, Gesticulate freely
1 comments Added on February 27, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-27.mp3
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Length: 27:26
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Get it on
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Not really vicious
But spousal hate
Funny on many levels
A paid gig for Betsy
Will you be on IMDB?
I don't know what you're talking about
March every Thursday
Five other chicks all under me
Sounds like my kind of life
It's all coming together
Adam Carolla is now on the podcasting
Maybe we need to hire him
Six women under me
I want to write that book
Re-organized the basement
I had to get it on
Needed to change up my space
This winter is killing me emotionally
Short shorn polyester rug
It's 85 colors and shades of testosterone
Been stuck down here working for so long
I got a bit claustrophobic
Proud you cleaned up
Making space
I was afraid to touch your desk
Now I can gesticulate freely
It's like we're single again
Right from your mother's clutches to mine
You would be perfectly happy at public storage
Don't ship Grandma's meds via FedEx
So she can fly home stoned
Right, like God intended
Sherlock in Mumbai

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Season 21 Ep 16: Passport Time, Making Waves, Legitimacy
3 comments Added on February 25, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-25.mp3
Show: #516
Length: 29:42
Size: 26.7 mb
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Way short on show notes
Been working all day
Just found time now to put this out
One of your funniest shows

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Season 21 Ep 15: Standing, No Cutsies, Betsy's Big Show
2 comments Added on February 23, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-23.mp3
Show: #515
Length: 27:41
Size: 25.4 mb
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Hope everyone had a great weekend
This show we get down with our lapses in mondey diet
Fiscal responsibility never sounded so bad
Like, "never yell at the pit boss," for instance

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Season 21 Ep 14: Rat Poison, SHE Squad, Followed Home
1 comments Added on February 20, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-20.mp3
Show: #514
Length: 26:43
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Missed the Wednesday show
Besty's been sick
Must be the path
Never buy rat poison, Gatorade and get a passport photo at same time
It's no just my paranoia, I was followed home by a black mercedes
Sure, Kris, they sent the SHE Squad after you
Right after they finished shooting a show on Lifetime
Bret Michaels mouth
Yes, Betsy, the dogs mouth is cleaner and he eats his own poop

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Season 21 Ep 13: That Episode, Get the Patch, Expo Cubes
2 comments Added on February 16, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-16.mp3
Show: #513
Length: 22:57
Size: 21.1 mb
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Gingerly I speak as Betsy does withdraw
I had a dream about her using the patches as band aids
Nicotine burn
The smoking cessation has begun
I've got the kids show notes are short
You listen, you will know.

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Season 21 Ep 12: Triscadecaphobic, Mental Sabbatical, Rescue Animals
3 comments Added on February 13, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-13.mp3
Show: #512
Length: 24:13
Size: 22.3 mb
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I won't say the date
A bit triscadecaphobic are we?
As usual
I know how this goes
It's a big business day
The cyclical nature of our moon phases matched with a Friday the ____
Happy Valentines Day Mr B
I'm going to buy you a gross of coffee mugs with my face on them
Great, I could sell them at Starbucks or a quarter
WachterBach haul
Sounds like a Worcester sauce
Pfaltzgraff and a fancy brand called Kimberly-Clark
Getting the freezer
"I remember that like it was yesterday"
That makes you old
The recall feature to tell the stories properly
Hercules came to me while I was sleeping
The stories that people tell about their rescue animals
What is going on with Facebook?
Everyone is showing up
All of your past infested lovers
I can see my friend that is now on a mental sabbatical

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Season 21 Ep 11: The Kitty's Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book
1 comments Added on February 11, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-11.mp3
Show: #511
Length: 33:56
Size: 31.2 mb
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It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own
Valentine's day is 3 days away
Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive"
You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day
Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway
I read a thread
Ping me when you're ready
So you're reading this thread about CarMax
Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car
Saved by a bucket of chicken
Selling a car privately
Was much to worry about
The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer
It's the same person
I've been to that garage sale
The same Velma
That would be Vonda
CarMax gives you an appraisal
So we go for it
The Volvo will be sold
Picking it up after detail
The car knew
The dash lit up with warnings
30 minutes later all good
We decide to get both cars appraised
Well, Kris' gift?
The photo above says it all
Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper
But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on
Hit up the casino last week
It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget
What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables?
No oxygen tank

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Season 21 Ep 10: Coffee Breath, 100 years old, Chingtao
2 comments Added on February 09, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-09.mp3
Show: #510
Length: 25:05
Size: 23.1 mb
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The show notes be short
Jorge asks all night long where the 5'5 lady is
She's 100 years old
She gives me injections of insulin
Twater
Do you mean water?
Twater
OK
Chingtao
Following Betsy's car
Getting smoke and coffee breath 25ft behind

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Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces
Added on February 06, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3
Show: #509
Length: 29:41
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I'm on the wellness train
Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper
Betsy's host read
I didn't know that you background in radio?
Your dating a of DJ
I got this gig through FFA
I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes
Feta is for farmers
Chemists making cheese
I was the hottest chick in FFA
They could break walnuts with their thighs
You know, those girls
They smelled like hog shit at school
Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort
What else are the going to do?
It laid fallow long enough
See you didn't get to do that
They would have given you the bullhorn one morning
Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one!
Corn based economy
Flat tire again
Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake
Better if it was a Croncast poster
Join the department of health
"You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com"
We could find tons of new listeners
Small town video store All the labels were black and white
Quality of my relations was my credit

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Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well
1 comments Added on February 04, 2009 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-02-04.mp3
Show: #508
Length: 23:57
Size: 22mb
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No show notes, I'm sick
I'm heading to bed
Glad I built scheduled posting into this thing!

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