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 Croncast - 2006-03-24.mp3
Show: #207
Length: 28:09
Size: 19.3mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 163
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Show Notes
Them notes coming later!
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Croncast - 2006-03-22.mp3
Show: #206
Length: 24:29
Size: 16.8mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162
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Show Notes
If you get this show
Sending us an email
Hair cuts from the beauty school
$5.00 and sign the waiver that you won't sue us
They still have a chance of flunking out of beauty school and you are letting them cut your hair
Change it up like a spa
I hope I don't get her
Some men find it pretty, those driving around in their Datsun looking for a date
They're building a house
Over 100 bones for a dye job
Kris couldn't manage the drama
Leaving out the straight guy from the shop
Is Luigi there?
Feeling totally ripped off
Somebody did and they flipped out
Hair haters
Your body reclaiming your hair for nutrients
The birthday girl hungover with scissors
Being mean and enjoying
Knives and styrofoam cups
Snuggly and cloudy
Rare puff-a-lumps at .50 a piece
Betsy kicks them in the shins
Is it stealing?
The garbage man talks about us when he goes home
Can't give it to kids because they will actually play with it
Don't touch the tiny little laptop
Encased like the Constitution
Betsy to return to the American Girl store downtown Chicago
Good night Mr. B, I am going to bed. You've offended me on many levels
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Croncast - 2006-03-20.mp3
Show: #205
Length: 35:51
Size: 24.6mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 161
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Show Notes
Coming from studio "A" at casa de smith
From my phone:
Betsy is UU - Universalist Unitarian
Her faith was waning
Affirmation was to follow
Betsy's $6.00 donut
Veggie Tales for non-hardcore Christian
"Your had was possesed by the devil."
The kids have it right
What about a more kid oriented church
McDonalds targeting kids
Branding, playgrounds, get'em while they're young
The born-agains have the same plan
What would you say to someone who tried to give you McDonalds food for a dinner party?
Megachurches do so well, not because they don't smell like meat and dirty childrens socks
"Why you gotta be hating on peoples invisible airplanes?"
Putting pizzaz in your Jesus pants
Betsy's split personallity
Libertarian on her left shoulder, George Bush on her right and her right in the middle
What happens when you tell people you do a podcast
If you don't know what that means you aren't down with God
Maggie is evolving into a part of Betsy
How would you know
The Maggie faces - she can throw them
The cattle elevator
Kill you with a look and it makkes people nervous
It looks like the Devil came into her skeleton
Enough of the Christian metaphors, if you've ever listened before you know we are not in that camp and if you haven't listened before our philosphy is to make up your own mind.
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Croncast - 2006-03-17.mp3
Show: #204
Length: 28:44
Size: 19.7 mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 160
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Show Notes
Soon(er) or later.
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Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3
Show: #203
Length: 36:39
Size: 25.6 mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159
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Show Notes
There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was in to that sort of thing
Be my wife
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Mean from day one
We can party but not get married
The large amount of earings in my head
The head peircing
My brother head hole is full of more holes
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else
The old folding doors were us
We just don't take care of anything
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home
Ben is making Kris look really bad
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.
Baby stomach shorr off
Putting Ben on staff
What 30 year old needs a PSP?
I do!
The faucet
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.
The garbage man hates us
Betsy watches him out the window, even today
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.
No faucet without Kris.
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Croncast - 2006-03-14.mp3
Show: #202
Length: 36:19
Size: 24.9 mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 158
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Show Notes
Late night Monday show
Kris is a man without a country (so to speak)
The basement floor is half complete
Kitchen tear down tomorrow
Alifooka from Yahfunke
World music is not our bag
Cow tank swimming is good o'l boy hot tub
Raising cat fish in the cow tank
Betsy talks about the crazed mommies (see images on previous post)
Triplets first time around would make you insane
Momma sow having babies
Playing in barn
Pre-shop for the big ass garage sale
Gie Gie is needy
The cart, the cart, the old lady cart
Freakish contraptions
Night trains for the laundry baskets
Women are in each others faces
Wow, she must have gotten up early
The haunted dolls on eBay
There is no doubt now that "My Size Barbies" are a pedophile treat
Colorado City, AZ
Gary and Judy on vacation
He'd buy the haunted doll
Sunday, sunrise to sunset, swapping wives, no judgement
Go to work? Your job is to take care of me!
Betsy is cold hearted for the boys who want toys
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Croncast - 2006-03-08.mp3
Show: #201
Length: 20:16
Size: 13.9 mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 157
Show Notes
This is the quiet Croncast on Maggie's first birthday!
Maggie's still sick
Going to the doctor
Upper level of the house
Clean and warm is good
Basement schwank
Dirty filth in basement
Ben is great
Muffin you got it made here
Formal furniture isn't comfortable when you are a bony dog
The cat pee epidemic
Two Bens thick
Aren't they cute you can set them down next to you when you garden
The awful laugh
Kris therapy for his major disfunctions
Speed dating would have killed Kris
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Croncast - 2006-03-06.mp3
Show: #200
Length: 11:37
Size: 7.9 mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 156
Show Notes
It's a Monday show but a short one, you'll hear why very quickly.
Gie Gie has a fever
Tossing Kris's watch
Massive emergencies
Betsy would take the kids out in a tornado
Having kids
Jumping off the Sears Tower on to a bed of nails
Betsy gives a garage sale update
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Croncast - 2006-03-03.mp3
Show: #199
Length: 35:36
Size: 24.4 mb
Format: mp3
Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 155
Show Notes
It feels great to be back. Wait, did I hear Betsy say we are going back to 3 days a week? Listen to find out if it's true.
We're a bit rusty
The neighbors can hear that for God's sake
Lost in the Gobi
Electronic deposit still rolling in
Stipend for not begging
All the other daddy's get stuff
$5 a week for Kris
Don't come home for lunch
Baja fresh
What happened to medium?
Playland torture
It's another of his ideas
Kris lays out the entire month of not podcasting
ID3 Podcast Magazine
In my spare time
Podcasting production also
The apology
My t-shirt "I know, I know, I feel bad about it but I'm not going to stop."
Stomach pain is from green vegetables
Ultrasound for boy or girl in my gut
Where to gall problems come from?
Vegetarians don't have gall problems
In search of a better him
Doctor calls but Betsy doesn't pass on message
If you've ever met this man you'd know that I run his life
I hung up on the bitch
The secretary is most powerful person in the company
Flipping the wrong finger
"Stupid jerk."
Bust it out to get daddy in trouble
Next time I will call them a stupid jerk
Everyone has it out for Kris
Betsy's life work is paying off at this point as a social worker
Behavior problems with the man, seems his brain makes it hard to control
The neurological damage has been done
Betsy takes care of her mom
She was walking hell, fire and fucking brimstone
Screaming and crying and breakdowns
I can't go home
Man, were we close
Buying drugs for mom
Ben the fix it guy is low-key and awesome
Betsy fights with old man at ACE
I just want the toilet
Ben was embarrassed for Betsy
World's greatest countertops Madura Gold
Ordering men around so they follow through and give them a check
Thanks for the emails
Let me tell you people, we got another show Monday!
It's garage sale weekend
Landing the plane, so to speak
We're going back to Monday, Wednesday and Friday shows!!
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