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Added on April 28, 2006 by
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Going out on a limb and claiming that the show for today is one of our better shows. It starts out a bit slow but keeps on buidling like a personal trainer on steroids. We touch on many things important in our lives this week and of course one golden nugget, Betsy 's first eBay sale.
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Added on April 26, 2006 by
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Hola amigos y amigas! Things started poppin' around the house last night and we didn't have time to record, though it did give me a few seconds to watch the Colbert Report. It's nice to know that technology can fail on national television too. Today's show will go up later this evening, which will make Thursday and Friday like a Croncast two-fer. Maybe we should bill it as "Croncast taking you through the late week and into the weekend with a two-fer of Goodwill delight and humus eating Universalist Unitarians."
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Added on April 24, 2006 by
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The newest member to our family arrived last week thanks to a stork named Jodi. She brought us an 11 inch long .02 ounces shiny lamenate Geraldo Rivera promotional photo to be loved and cared for. Here's a peek at our new joy:
Don't you just want to tug on that stache?
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Added on April 24, 2006 by
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 Croncast - 2006-04-24.mp3
Show: #219
Length: 33:22
Size: 22.9 mb
Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 24, 2006
You haven't bought me a present in a while, like three years
Kris went all out one year
Then we starved for three months later
A fistfull of testers from a dumpster for you Betsy
Smelling like a $10 hooker
I'm good and Betsy is great
Betsy has a first
The My Twinn foot hanging off the Goodwill rack
Maggie's like, "No no no" body shake
If Maggie could learn her orangutan moves she could do Clint Eastwood movies
Kris doesn't know what My Twinn dolls are
The pulse of my own heart in my ears
80% of Betsy's Goodwill posse is continually questioning their reality
Betsy had to evacuate on Saturday
Goodwill is cheaper than going to the laundr-o-mat
The Diet Coke gets opened
Yet another chubster addicted to Diet Coke
Designing a doll to look just like your child
Sending in the profiles of your child and they put the head on the doll
Moles, freckles and all
The doll hospital
Technically it would be murder if they replaced the doll head
Where can I send you when I am dissatisfied
Betsy had to check herself
Send a pic of Elliot with a pic of Maggie and ask them to combine them for the head
Michael Jackson's black or white video
Googie looks like my mom
Doll pricing follows the call girl market could be sold on futures
I don't understand paying for sex
Betsy is uncomfortable talking about this subject
I've been propositioned for garage sale money
Betsy had her own garage sale
She leaves in the middle of her own sale to go to others
Strangers coming to the door asking "How much?"
Buying from your neighbors
Tracking your childhood through your mom's eBay history list
Honey if you miss it I'll find you another one next week at a garage sale
Selling Legos a pound at a time
Audio quality is up, I am really happy, let us know what you think
Elliot's got an electric guitar out of the purchase
The opporunities that I never had is what I want for kids
If you've got it, it's ok
The first step to Republicanism
What are they paying for . . . social programs?
Putting your kids needs right on top and first
The blue house memories
"I like this house, it's bigger and I like walking to school. When I get old Maggie's going to bury me in the backyard."
Kris never moved as a kid
Transients moving in and out when I was a kid in a small town
Kris busts out small town speak - "druggie"
Missy is the other colequial for a teenage mother
Faith or Hope or Diamond or Princess
Euphoria
Kris won't tell when his vasectomy date is
Funding your lifestyle with 8 kids plus
Watching Big Love - Kris says, "Bluh. I don't get it."
Betsy says, "Sopranos Salt Lake style."
The gnats attack
I just saw a gnat fly between your glasses and face
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Added on April 20, 2006 by
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I took the morning off from work to go see the urologist for a consultation on a small procedure that Betsy is insisting upon . . . my sterilization. I had no idea the appointment was coming or had even been scheduled until she called me yesterday at work to let me know. I am sure that she told me that this was about to go down, but I had blocked it out. Tomorrow's show will have quite a bit about this I am sure and we'll talk about the new addition to our family.
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Added on April 19, 2006 by
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Croncast - 2006-04-19.mp3
Show: #217
Length: 42:19
Size: 29.0 mb
Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 19, 2006
Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word!
Show Notes
Changing all of Betsy's intro's to "I'm the decider."
Kris now owns imthedecider.com
I own 50 domains
Betsy wants to spend that money on a lawnmower
Geroge Bush said it - the I'm the decider
"I hear the voices"
Combating Bill Maher
Talking to America like children
Presidential speak should be colloquial
He just wants me to open the Igloo and pass him one
Unscripted speeches
She gets shot in the face all the time
Reality show we missed in our list - Deadliest Catch on A&E
The USDA is in charge
Betsy says the water is -60 F - what?
You're hoping deep down inside to see an accident
Kris is a keeper
The crabs arms are torn off - "what just happened? what just happened?"
Flip This House again
Betsy lands the sooners analogy
Betsy's first social worker job
Once your kids poop on you 50 times they look less cute
The car breaks down when Kris was out of town . . . 10 years ago
Betsy starts throwing them back at 7 a.m.
We didn't spend that much time together
Kris was a basket case
No more cheap wagoneers and social work
The chicks are on the prowl - lol
Make it a magic 8 ball kind of thing
How to get on the Daily Show
Betsy and I should do the show live on stage
Reporters said fake it and we cracked them up and they thanked us
The Mrs. Coach story
Strip mall comedy clubs
Live to Hard Drive
Setting it up like a radio live event is not cool
I could do this
Hanging out with Betsy and Elliot
Tell Kris that your 5 year old is crazy too
Consolidated school districts
Thanks to Scott Burnett
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Added on April 18, 2006 by
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A friend of the show and myself, Rick Klau, has posted some amazing data in a report released today by FeedBurner titled, "Expanding Universe: Podcasting Market Update". The report covers many aspects of podcasting thanks to Rick's keen eye on the community and his participation in it. This report is a must read not only because it highlights one of the podcasts that I produce but because it will open your eyes to how many of your fellow humanity are subscribing and producing podcasts. Way to go Rick! And kudos to FeedBurner for putting a report like this out with REAL, up-to-date statistics that aren't 9 months old at the time of publication!
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