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the big mac of mcmansions
4 comments      Added on May 31, 2008 by Kris

the big mac of mcmansions

this hulking mcmansion sits on a public cul de sac that is part of a 4 way intersection of two semi-busy thoroughfares.

the folks that are building this have some signs on the right to the effect of, "Respect our privacy, please."

This monument to ostentatiousness could benefit from a sign that reads, "Respect our privacy, plebes."


  

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  mcmansion  naperville  no trespassing  privacy signs  




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waffle, waffle, pancake, fork with cream cheese
2 comments      Added on May 31, 2008 by Kris

waffle, waffle, pancake, fork with cream cheese

the man woke up early, snuck the toaster into the basement with a stash of frozen waffles, pancakes, bagels and cream cheese.

there is nothing quite like the desires of a small child to become a basement sous chef.

when asked about cream cheese on the fork, said chef replied, "dad, it was necessary to taste it with waffles."

bravo, young man.


  

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  cheese  cream  chef  basement  waffles  


 

lying in bed staring at the fan
3 comments      Added on May 31, 2008 by Kris

laying in bed staring at the fan

thinking about how busy we've been and how it is affecting the show in a negative way. hoping that we can get it together this week and get to the five hundreth and talk about what is next.


  

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  together  hoping  week  hundreth  talk  




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ms @leahjones and @marusin doing the tech cocktail
0 comments      Added on May 29, 2008 by Kris

ms @leahjones and @marusin doing the tech cocktail

having a gtreat conversation about the newbs and projects they are trying to build.


  

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  newbs  conversation  projects  trying  build  


 

Season 20 Ep 18: You know, you don't have to call her your friend anymore.
9 comments      Added on May 28, 2008 by Kris
Croncast 2008-05-28 Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3
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Good grief we are back
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick
She's checking me out
Of course she is
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"
"I'm here with my friend."
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."
The spandex blend is alive and well
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa
The smell of Dubuque jumps off
The hills and the highway
I drive better than those taxi drivers
Don't look forward
You check carry on bags?
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders
The vacation schedule
The romantic cruise
We just wanted crab
The Russians followed me from Goodwill
Our waiter wanted to argue
Today, today it is my first day
Crab comes with nothing?
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad
Dungeness crab is a mud spider
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese
We end up at a tea shop in China town
White hippie chick running it
In sweeps hippie number one
She's totally a trust fund baby
Character after character after character
You can make tea from anything
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?
Mr B, this is my town though
I knew it once I stepped off the plane

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  San Francisco  Tea House  dungeness crab  wrangler pants  


 

Back for the Wednesday Show
0 comments      Added on May 27, 2008 by Kris
We'll be back for tomorrow's show and the rest of the final 8 Croncasts in a row without interruption. Eight more, that's it! We've got some changes coming with the new show and are eager to get to.

So, now that Betsy's back after a week long west coast tour with Jeanie and her jet lag is wearing off, we'll be back on schedule with MWF till the well runs dry.
  

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  Betsy Smith  Jeanie Bowen  Croncast  New Show  


 

two lanes wide, the names
4 comments      Added on May 26, 2008 by Kris

two lanes wide, the names

the crowd got hushed quite a bit when they saw this banner coming down the street when they realized what it was.

the banner has the names of every soldier killed to date in the current iraq war. the stunning part is that the names are written very small.

it had a great impact. people were commenting about how big the banner was.

no one clapped when this one went by.

i got choked up and am again typing this up.


  

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  operation iraqi freedom  operation enduring freedom  names  written  small  


 

don't try this at home
0 comments      Added on May 26, 2008 by Kris

don't try this at home

check the scooter with the large wheels.

now you know what happens to worn out shopping carts when they disappear.


  

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  worn  shopping  carts  disappear  happens  


 

i'm sooo chicago
3 comments      Added on May 26, 2008 by Kris

i'm sooo chicago

the only thing missing is a chicago style dog and this dude could be the mascot for the city.

you gots a tuba, you gots a party. memba that.


  

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  gots  chicago  tuba  memba  city  


 

senor bubble maker
0 comments      Added on May 26, 2008 by Kris

senor bubble maker

elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.

the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.


  

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