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Reuters ran this a few hours ago with not much meat or point to the article. I think someone was just happy to type McMansion, farmers and soft red winter wheat.
Hell, even I can't pass up the fun.
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Added on June 25, 2007 by
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So I'm taking some shots of the kids and ask Elliot to sit down on the rock that he has been standing on with his sister.
Elliot obliges me, the boy never listens, and the photo below ensues. You guys know me and I would never say this because it is going to make me sound like a kook, but he must have been channeling something.
And, btw, I did not add the sunburst between his eyes, it was part of the shot and I didn't notice it taking the pic.
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Added on June 25, 2007 by
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Before reading on, the short of it is that we won't be releasing a show today.
You are now free to take the thirty minutes or so that you would have spent with us and think about things like when is the last time you bumped in to a serial killer and didn't know it, why aging rock stars are now having their faces botoxed smoothed like pebbles and why they think they look good or something that I can't think of that would make a great comment on this post.
Friday June 22 Approximately 2:05 p.m. EST
Betsy - It's a vacation
Kris - We need to record on Saturday then
Betsy - You need to replace some gear don't you?
Kris - Yes
Betsy - Get on it
Friday, June 22 Approximately 7:32 p.m. EST
Betsy - Where the hell were you?
Kris - The only place that had the gear was in Cicero
Betsy - It takes you 30 hours to go and back?
Kris - It was 25 miles and by Midway
Betsy - WTF took so long?
Kris - I got lost on th there. There was insane construction on 355 and 55
Betsy - You are such a dork
Saturday, June 23 Approximately all day
Betsy - We have to get ready to go on this trip
Kris - I've got a ton of work to do
Sunday, June 24 Approximately 6:30 a.m. EST
All - Leave the house
Kris and Betsy - Arrive in the Dells 1:30 p.m.
Monday, June 25 Approximately right now EST
Kris - We won't have a new show up until Friday
Kris - There won't be a show today
Kris - For Wednesday I will throw together 30 min compilation show
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Added on June 23, 2007 by
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I got this shot of Betsy earlier today.
She thinks that it is funny that Elliot is about to blast me with water while I try to take her picture.
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Added on June 23, 2007 by
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turtle imposter sitting at oil change joint. he even has air force ones on.
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Added on June 23, 2007 by
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turtle imposter sitting at oil change joint. he even has air force ones on.
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Added on June 22, 2007 by
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For $75 and one hours worth of time I can ask eBay if their developer XML API service is broken. It has been down now for over 6 hours and not a peep in any message board, service update or email regarding it's status. However, if I want to pay the money I could ask a live human being for a yes or no answer. I need a service like that!!!!
Though I can say from the developer perspective errors like this are really helpful:
1) Http/1.1 Service Unavailable
2) [function.simplexml-load-file]: failed to open stream: HTTP request failed! HTTP/1.1 503 Service Unavailable
Are these errors account related? Is the service really down? Oy vey.
Any of you XML wizards have an idea of what I am encountering?
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Added on June 22, 2007 by
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 Croncast - 2007-06-22.mp3
Show: #379
Length: 28:48
Size: 19.7mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 22, 2007
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Kris is funny too
Well, you should be . . . you've been learning for years from me
I should call you "lady ambiguity"
You are like the thing on Lost that traverses the forest
I went through the basement windows
Locked in the basement
I am proud of you Kris, there could have been a jar at your feet
I call the house phone from my cell
Could have opened it with a pair of scissors
You who took the certified to sell the house class
Kris has a cold
Ah, you are so dramatic
So just tell your story Mr. B
I gave up on all of you trying save me
Who's the dumb ass now
It sucks to be locked in a little box doesn't it?
You can hold it till she gets home
I used the escape exit from the basement
Turns out I am not as fat as I think I am
Kris's body dysmorphic disorder
How did you get out of the well?
Very easy, big man struggling out of a small hole
I'm glad it happened
When I met people who listen to the show last year they figured I weighed 800 lbs
The commenter has to be new to the show
Or it is Betsy's mom
Thank you for caring
It doesn't look terrible
Betsy has a lot of stuff
I give Betsy a hard time and she gives me one too
It is part of our schtick
Bety's hair now looks like Eddie Vedder from 1991
Oh, I forgot to tell you
You know how when you are old and you see young kids and say, "They are dressing like that now"
I almost laughed right at them
The hair metal look appears to be back with the kids
You can mess with the Slayer they are not a hair band
The awkward dopey kids
Checking their hair in the mirror
How the hell did I not ever have clue?
That was you nearly 20 years ago
Sweet Pea let me tell you about these boys
The guilty red neck pleasure that Kris has been indulging in
No preventative care for yourself?
The water bottle carrier
Get a really thick leather man belt
One that says Denis Austin?
No
Bad ass dudes don't give away their belts, they wear them till they fall off
Speaking of jugs
I went T-shirt shopping for you tonight Kris
Margarita Team
Tommy Bahama|
ZZ Top on the Apple TV
Selling off the audio equipment for tax loot
Show quality will change a bit, but I am on it today
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