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Where's the Friday show?
2 comments      Added on September 29, 2007 by Kris

Where's the Friday show?

Well, there wasn't one. We've been working it for the last two days at New Media Expo in the fine LA suburb of Ontario.

We'll bring the funny back on Monday, no doubt, and back on track.

So far it has been a great trip with about 40 mini live shows as Betsy keeps'em rolling.


  

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Betsy's getting her hair did
0 comments      Added on September 27, 2007 by Kris

Betsy's getting her hair did

She's not getting one of these wigs but cleaning up some of those
leftover perm curls.

Must be the air out here.

I'll get a pic when she's out of chair.


  

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In the L.A.
1 comments      Added on September 27, 2007 by Kris

In the L.A.

Betsy and I want to know what you think this woman keeps in her
pants. Or maybe this is the new rage and we to pick some up while
we're here.


  

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  rage  pick  pants  keeps  think  




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Betsy on way to gate
0 comments      Added on September 27, 2007 by Kris

Betsy on way to gate

We've made it to the plane but first Betsy wanted to ride the magic sidewalk.


  

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Off to prom with Betsy
0 comments      Added on September 27, 2007 by Kris

Off to prom with Betsy

I wanted to call this pimp chariot II (see post about ride home from
airport last week).

The car service company must find this to be hilarious. I guess it is that or I've reached status.

Regardless, rolling with your lady at 4:11 am in a highclass white stretch such as this can only be a close second to having hawaiian pizza for breakfast chased with tapioca pudding.


  

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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 26, 2007
7 comments      Added on September 26, 2007 by Kris
Croncast 2007-09-26 align= Croncast - 2007-09-26.mp3
Show: #415
Length: 27:29
Size: 18.8mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 26, 2007

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Parents of multiples speak up
Was a great set of comments
The singletons get the message
I thought the Planned Parenthood thing would get people going
Finding out what you have in common where you think you wouldn't
We do have a lot in common
Sure they might be busy Sunday morning
Yeah, all house-wifery
The excitement level is raising
We are off to California in two days
Betsy doesn't recall the truth
You and your brontosaurus brain got us in to this
The problems with your story
They said, "yes"
Not my fault I can't read woman
No means yes and yes means no
Power of attorney to admit the kids to the hospital?
You say my family is crazy!
Your family goes off the deep end
They get stressed and you would think the world is ending
Now she's upset because she bought me some clothes too
Zeus jumps up on bed
Mom sighs, "he's a big pain in the ass"
I'm more worried about him than the kids
I pick up on these things because I am a woman
So do you want me to board him? No
I board the dog and come back, I boarded the dog, thank you!
We don't like him because he chews up everything
They would be good to go if he didn't eat their faces
I had dogs when I was a kid, suck it up
Your kid is a puffy cuff like you
You need so much chaos in your life baby
We do not need need another beastie running around this house
You are the only person that he doesn't pee on
Betsy will clean the house but leave the cow bones laying everywhere
The reality is that the dog eats anything that he can
The rule of fish . . . if it fits in its mouth it eats it
I think that is true
So it's like your mother
I'm late on the laugh . . . my lungs are messing with me
I got a fix Mr B
I have a pill upstairs calls "placebo"
Baby you better go and get it
New spam coming in for Viagra Pro
Seriously do we need Viagra Pro?
Speaking of Viagra, Mr B
So at my improv class I said, "Don't forget to take your Viagra"
Got a big laugh
Teacher asks me where that came from
Absolutely joking and deadpan, "I have been married 10 years"
Dead silence . . . I said it was a joke but not loud enough
Now when I meet these people I am going to be Mr. Limpy
Yeah, Mr Limpy Betsy's bitch
Jeanie came up to visit
I took her to lunch and to the resale shops
Which one?
People don't kill people
Nice
Then we went to a real clothing store
Seriously, good idea to take Jeanie with you
I don't want to look schlubbtastic
Jeanie has a hard time telling me what she thinks
I told her not to hold back
What about Conde Nast Portfolio?
You look at the pictures
I just choose from the mannequins
Sure enough this store doesn't have any
Jeanie gets real comfortable with her criticism
It looks like 3 kids are going to pop out and say "boo"
We got a lot going on
I been bringing
My laugh is gone
Everything that I have said lately is hilarious
I know that going out in public with you brings the funny

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New Stickers in the house
2 comments      Added on September 24, 2007 by Kris

New Stickers in the house

The new stickers have arrived! Since you haven't seen the old ones you don't have any perspective of how much better the new ones look.

Thanks to John at stickergiant.com for taking care of this. If you need any custom stickers made up check them out. They get the Croncast stamp of approval.

We will start mailing out he new ones in the morning. Thanks to all of you that have sent support for the stickers! And don't forget, if you haven't yet, feel free to do so in the banner on the top of the site . . . $5 for 3 mailed right to you.


  

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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007
11 comments      Added on September 24, 2007 by Kris
Croncast 2007-09-24 align= Croncast - 2007-09-24.mp3
Show: #414
Length: 25:13
Size: 17.3mb
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007

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Saturday morning writing code and the 800 number starts ringing off the hook
After the call I figure it might be important
Turns out that it was regional manager or gm for Bar Louie
The nerd posse didn't have to go in person they sent email
Yeah, they listened to the show
I would have been stuck making co-payments if you had been there
He listened to the show!
Kudos to Bar Louie and their parent Corp. for stepping up to the plate
John Elway Dodge could learn from these people
Or should I say Go Dodge Denver on Arapahoe
Maybe this means something bigger
It was really good of them to call
Betsy chalked up the guys behavior to culture
Your employees should be a reflection of the place they work
My esteem for Bart Louie is way higher than it used to be
So yeah, it is brand management
They are taking the lead and that is awesome
Being proactive in their case is makes sense
They were going to fire the guy
Was probably the greatest job he ever had
Then he gets drunk and kisses patrons
Karma stepped forward as the enforcer
Couldn't fire the guy . . . he was already fired!
Sweet
They handled right then and there that night
How do you know if bouncers don't always act like that
Bouncers come in two varieties . . . gross and creepy
Naperville puts plain clothes officers in bars
Betsy's sister knows all about them
Buy the bicycle cop calendar
They talk like they walked out of a flame novel
The HR for them must be a single desperate chick
Betsy is glad that Bar Louie handled it
What do you want them to do?
Yes, I am the damaged
I can no longer kiss you
Screaming baby interrupts the show
Betsy moves on the twins and triplets sale
Don't I have the best job ever?
Sure, dumpsters are quaint
I wasn't supposed to be on list
Then I made it in
Planned Parenthood Es Muy Mal Para Aurora
Singletons . . . what the hell is a singleton?
Kris, they are genetically challenged ladies like me that have babies on at a time
Four perms turned at once
You are the one that wrote the blog post
I burned my face with coffee
They all come back to haunt me
We thought it was funny
These women are twitter parenting
Run . . . have you no respect
Are you embarrassed that your mommy tummy is going to slap you in the face?
Run! We are all in the same boat bitches
In today's money
Tell a Friend Friday is going awesome
New stickers should be here today

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The Princess Bride
2 comments      Added on September 23, 2007 by Kris

The Princess Bride

Yes, she dresses like this everyday.

Maggie in a hurry to get to the party castle for the nuptials.


  

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Saturday code goodness means Flickr comments
0 comments      Added on September 22, 2007 by Kris
Quick bit of coding this morning to insert flickr comments into the site. I know . . . you are so stoked, right?

Now when I set a photo from flickr to be inserted into the blog, any comments that are left in flickr for that photo will also be added to the blog.

I thought it might be a nice way to centralize comments around the photos for those people that don't use flickr and miss out on some of the funny stuff that people leave as comments.
  

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