MC Hammer the mist Season 20 Ep 10: Transvestite Mennonite, MC Hammer, Baby Spiders

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Season 20 Ep 10: Transvestite Mennonite, MC Hammer, Baby Spiders
18 comments Added on 04/30/08 by Kris

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

I pulled a muscle in my back
My spider bites
It's a back wall injury
Like in the Mist
Where the privileged people are
At the Intercontinental hotel
I ordered my drink
You need to try it
Jaegermeister and Bailey's?
It makes me want to cover my ears
How much do they charge for that?
It depends
The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major
How much do you want?
Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's
Well, we pour in ounces
I don't care what pour, just fill it up
When have you counted
You are an asshole
I'm not an asshole
How many ounces would you like?
What kind of question is that?
I would have turned you into a zombie
Was $30 a drink
Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level
She had already poured them
A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol
They should charge normally
I need to carry my own stuff
Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own
You pay for the atmosphere
But most have to leave early to get to a meeting
$30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere
Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby
I missed it
I was three feet from him
He looked nothing like I would have expected
Taller than I thought
They have small man complex and work harder
Shaped like a potato these days
He would have showed all of his potato parts
He has an internet startup
It's like youtube but with dance videos
There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill
Who is it?
I don't know his/her name
What?
It is a Transvestite Mennonite
I had awkward pause seeking gender
I blanked
I needed to know boy or girl to return communication
You should do a back bend

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18 Comments

1	Am I jumping the gun or is the link broken? When I try to download the episode it's coming up with Best of Year One.
1	Posted by: Matt at: 11:32am 04/30/2008
2	You were right, Matt. The link gnomes got lazy. All better now. Thanks for heads up!
2	Posted by: kris at: 11:36am 04/30/2008
3	Betsy's right Kris: you were an a-hole. I'd have definitely put something nasty in your drink if you'd said that to me when I was a bartender. But since it happened to someone else I laughed.
3	Posted by: Bernadette in Australia at: 5:18pm 04/30/2008
4	Kris, you nerd, you ordered top shelf liquor in one of the most expensive cities in the US! I bet each shot was 6 bucks. Thats why she asked you, "are you sure?" Way back in 1980 I drank Iron Butterflies, a shot of Baileys, Vodka and Kahlua in a LOWBALL and that cost 7.00. You spaz!
4	Posted by: mary at: 6:52pm 04/30/2008
5	Is it just me or does Kris get all snooty when he meets celebrities,flies first class and stays in nice hotels? I would slap him if I were you Betsy! He sure likes to talk about it BRAG!!
5	Posted by: Sally in Philly at: 6:55pm 04/30/2008
6	Betsy does your Goodwill really get that much new and great stuff everyday? I swear the one by has had the same 4 damn rusted bicycles out front for the last 3 years. Good luck with the Transvestite Mennonite
6	Posted by: Frick at: 8:37pm 04/30/2008
7	OOOH, croncast comes in #1 in google for "transvestite mennonite"..Congrats!!
7	Posted by: Cort at: 7:02am 05/01/2008
8	I second the 'asshole' sentiment. You broke a cardinal rule - don't mess with the people who prepare your food and drink. At least wait until you have your drink before you belittle them. Kris, you think bartenders can't pour an ounce? They practice pouring ounces. Any bartender worth his salt can pour two ounces as close as you could measure it. Of course, when people give them a hard time, those ounces get a lot smaller and more expensive. ... BTW - Bailey's and Jager? Disgusto. Why not throw in a little Red Bull and clam juice while you're at it?
8	Posted by: Dan at: 11:42am 05/01/2008
9	Baileys is a girls drink. Jagermeister is what frat boys drink in college.If you want to impress people drink something more grown up! LOL. Try whiskey. Beer??? They have great local beer there..Besides, your choice probably had 5,000 calories in it and will put you in a diabetic coma.
9	Posted by: larry at: 11:57am 05/01/2008
10	@dan - i abide by this rule nearly all the time. however, prior to this i had three steamboats and jack straight-up on the rocks . . . maybe my judgment was impaired a bit. the coma that @larry references doesn't sound all that pleasant but i'm not convinced yet to hang it up.
10	Posted by: Kris at: 12:05pm 05/01/2008
11	Ahhhh... now the real story comes out. I'll give a little leeway for being half-lit. However, considering what you had already drank, was the Bailey's and Jager dairy/licorice combo really the wisest drink order? When you get up to drink #5, it's time to simmer down. Remember, you're not 21 anymore.
11	Posted by: Dan at: 12:48pm 05/01/2008
12	I am in awe of Betsy's mad ebay/replacements earnings. ROCK ON, GIRL! and Kris? never ever EVER get uppity with the people who make your food and drink! yikes! I hope for your sake she didn't spit in it. and $30, holy crap! Betsy's right...you need a non-alcoholic mixer in that drink. Like ummm...milk? ewwwwwww...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...
12	Posted by: EvilScienceChick at: 4:22pm 05/01/2008
13	Kris, when you got back to the hotel did you hurl? I feel a little queezy just hearing about that mix.
13	Posted by: margot at: 6:30pm 05/01/2008
14	Kris, try adding Butterscotch Schnapps into the drink. You'll get an Oatmeal Cookie. http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink12120.html
14	Posted by: Brian Beatty at: 9:11am 05/02/2008
15	Transvestite Mennonite? Intresting, I grew up Mennonite and that would be a most interesting combination, not to mention a total contradiction! I'd have to see that one.
15	Posted by: Marlin at: 9:23pm 05/02/2008
16	As Brain said dude that is not an Oatmeal cookie...for an Oatmeal cookie you need to add several ingredients. There are several versions but as Brian mentioned each starts with Butterscotch Schnapps and then some version of: Kahlua, Goldschlager, or Cinnamon. Here is a site with many many drinks using Bailey's and Jaegermiester...it does not however list your specific combo: http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/by_ingredient/j/jagermeister-571.html UHM....not sure how to break this though...sadly I did find this site:http://www.dooms.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=91&mode=linear which does give your particular combo a name: uh....gosh this is tough....uhm... Deer Sperm. Sadly another google search on Jaeger and Deer Sperm revealed many additional sites confirming the name. You may want to consider a new drink...but your call of course...but maybe last call?
16	Posted by: Katherine at: 1:34pm 05/06/2008
17	I am several episodes late in commenting on this whole drink issue, but I meant to. Didn't you only recently start drinking alcohol? This is the part I don't get. I have been drinking alcohol for many, many years, and yet I don't think that I could handle a $30 glass of jaeger/baileys. It just seems like a crazy place to start. Shouldn't you be drinking wine coolers or something? Or Nat light? I mean, thats where I started...
17	Posted by: Lisa at: 7:46am 05/08/2008
18	@lisa - there seems to be consensus on this. i think most people are looking out for my well being. i do mostly drink the guinness when out. it's been about nine months since i picked up alcohol again. i'm thinking that the wine coolers could bring another type of scorn and show prep.
18	Posted by: Kris at: 8:57am 05/08/2008