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Season 21 Ep 24: The Mexico Part 3
14 comments      Added on 03/31/09 by Kris
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When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write a book
You need to change your name to Kristina
Sending email as Kris Smith
People would respond to me as a woman<
br> So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show
The Mexico Part 3 begins now
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . .
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner
Standing at the buffet
A woman sidles up next to me
"What part of Canada are you from?"
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years
Where's that?
Wisconsin
Is that a big city?
All the push ups that you do
They could throw a rock at it
She was wearing the crocs
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs
That is he face of colonialism
Later . . .
I'm the only American
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?
He was like a bull fighter
Super hot
Fellas watch out for this
They will whisk you wife away
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"
You must leave this compound
They will take you to the jungle
They get electricity for 2 hours a day
It is wonderful
Deciding to go deep see fishing
How did you get over the shark fear?
We were stuck at the front gate
How many signs do you need?
It was like a road block
We were there on a gift certificate
I'm thinking that this will be so nice
The authentic Mexican experience awaits
We get to the place
Sure, it would have have been authentic
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?
Captain Rick's
It should have
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's
On the boat with a Canada
They start swearing at us in Spanish
Turns out I am the only one that knows it
I kept my mouth shut
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)
"Chocha Grande"
How is the fish doing?
Mas muerto
They pull it back into the boat
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum
We had Captain Bicho
More protected species were caught
Chopped and chum
Chocha account is over 11 at this point
I'm the bloke, right
Don't be a chocha Mr B


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14 Comments
1

I live in the largest city in northern Mexico (San Antonio, TX) for 20 years and never heard the term "chocha". I had to look it up! There was an ex-porn star turned children's entertainer on Mexican TV for a while named Shusha (can't remember the actual spelling. I think it started with an X) Makes me wonder.

 
Posted by: KTStephens  at: 10:46pm 03/31/2009  
2

Betsy, I love how everyone in Mexico talks like your cat, or at least that chihuahua from the pound. Taking 41 high schoolers on a 8 hr. roadtrip tomorrow. Do you think I should play the 'cast on the bus radio? Prolly not, huh? I'm sure it will get me fired. But that's why I loves yous guys.

 
Posted by: Mariko  at: 1:28am 04/01/2009  
3

This was great. I had been dying to hear more about the trip and as always you guys never let me down. Added bonus I now have a sweet new nickname for my husband when he irritates me. Chocha grande!!! Made all the better by the fact that he listens to the show and will know exactly what I am saying.

 
Posted by: Jamie  at: 11:28am 04/01/2009  
4

The machine guns were not for people not paying their bills...now that made me laugh. Right now there is a major push by the police to keep everyone safe and because tourism is the #1 priority in Mexico, they were protecting you.
Having been in the airline industry for many years I can only imagine what an asshole that guy from New Jersey was. I feel sorry for the boat captain and sorry for you guys having a bad experience..you should have gone with the Italian dude!

 
Posted by: margot  at: 11:45am 04/02/2009  
5

Kris, your feed is not working for me in iTunes. I can't get this episode.

 
Posted by: PhilipZ  at: 8:52am 04/05/2009  
6

Now it's working.

 
Posted by: PhilipZ  at: 9:16am 04/05/2009  
7

hey philipz, thanks for heads up on that. evo pinged the two days ago and i was chalking it up to his lack of internet prowess ;-).

problem was hosting company (i believe) did a backup to my box cuz all file rights were changed.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 4:24pm 04/05/2009  
8

Am I the only one who thought it odd that a white supremicist would choose to holiday in Mexico?

Thanks, as always, for the laughs.

 
Posted by: Bernadette in Australia  at: 9:59pm 04/05/2009  
9

Jersey plus beer equals kaos. I love the Jersey guys keeping it real. Unfortunately everyone will not appreciate their honesty. Great accent Betsy. You nailed it. I thought I was at a Red Sox Yankee game.

 
Posted by: Pat  at: 5:58pm 04/06/2009  
10

just keep swimming...just keep swimming...

OH NO! DORRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!

 
Posted by: Evilsciencechick  at: 11:38pm 04/06/2009  
11

Hey Betsy Thanks for the shout out--can't wait to hear the behind the scenes stories from that night.

 
Posted by: Carrie  at: 3:27pm 04/13/2009  
12

Any updates? Just wondering when we might see a new Croncast episode. We miss you guys. I know you are most likely in the middle of a move but just feel like we've lost you completely since we haven't heard anything from you in over a month.
Hope things sort themselves for the best.
Take care and know that you are missed.

 
Posted by: Ann  at: 2:10pm 07/19/2009  
13

Ann,

I spoke with Kris last weekend. They're gearing up for their big move and plan on having some new shows for us soon. Kris and Betsy have a lot going on, but they understand how many people are waiting for updates. Hold tight - there will be more Croncast coming.

Unless, of course, Kris lied to me. = )

--Tim

 
Posted by: FWRTim  at: 2:46pm 07/19/2009  
14

Thanks Tim. Glad to hear they are doing okay.

 
Posted by: Ann  at: 9:46pm 07/21/2009  

 
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