Seinfeld bmx Season 22 Ep 07: Betsy's Clairvoyant, You're Grounded, Gameshow Desires

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Season 22 Ep 07: Betsy's Clairvoyant, You're Grounded, Gameshow Desires
13 comments Added on 06/16/09 by Kris

Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3
Show: #533
Length: 25:51
Size: 23.8 mb
Format: mp3

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What you don't have is the funny
I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights
All in the old Seinfeld time slot
What are you up against?
Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns
They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy
Not so hot early on
Doing the shows for your cousins
12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing
Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom
All about pumping your ego up
Two fangirls waiting for me
Thinking they can't find the bathroom
"Oh, my god. You were so funny."
Bitsy's door star - they can't speel
The bicycle issue
There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy
Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10
That is the plan the man is on
He got my physical genes
My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude
I learned to ride in the grass
Of course you did softy
I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me
She wanted to go fast
Daddy, go get the tool box
She takes the wrench from me
Takes the training wheels herself
Took 2 minutes to get her going
Then 20 to get her starting off on her own
Loving it for the freedom
Number one for her was freedom
The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike
She pointed it out, Not me
A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid
The other was her fear of punishment
She tried to give up
I motivated her
She got so upset that she just did it
All kids are different and need different motivational techniques
Just a wee bit of manipulation
One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat
You gotta throw in some love
You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B
Baby, you can't tell people that
That is just too much
Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket
They had a denim one that I wanted
You could deduce that knowing my history
Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant
When you hit the track you become a robot
I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on

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13 Comments

1	YIPPEEEE! Welcome back :) I missed you two more than you will ever know.
1	Posted by: Tiffany at: 2:19pm 06/16/2009
2	WoooHooo! Can't wait to get home and download!!!
2	Posted by: Andrea at: 2:38pm 06/16/2009
3	Awesome! You both always crack me up! Thanks!
3	Posted by: Kami Becker at: 5:05pm 06/16/2009
4	Thank goodness you are back. I was having withdrawals and I have memorized every other episode. :-)You make me smile. You make me happy. Thanks for that.
4	Posted by: Diane Quam at: 10:21pm 06/16/2009
5	Missed you guys!! Happy to hear you. Hope all is well with the move/house thing.
5	Posted by: Krash Coarse at: 8:53am 06/17/2009
6	Glad to have you guys back.
6	Posted by: Russell at: 10:28am 06/17/2009
7	thanks, guys and gals!
7	Posted by: kris at: 9:51am 06/18/2009
8	I'm doing the happy dance again. Yipee! You both have been seriously missed.
8	Posted by: Ann Knackendoffel at: 9:03pm 06/18/2009
9	Glad to see yall back on. Betsy, are you on stage tomorrow 7/2? I'm back from Japan and would love to see the show.
9	Posted by: Dubble Trouble at: 7:11pm 07/01/2009
10	Enough already I need to hear you guys! When are you coming back? I miss youuuuuu!
10	Posted by: Claudia at: 12:47pm 08/07/2009
11	Hey Kris, i hope you are settling into your new digs alright! Hey I am looking for one of your lif in the can sessions, for episode nine, the one where your house gets broken into, it was the first ep i ever heard and now i can't find it to download i was hoping you could help. when you have time of course. Also in the last ep you talked about not being able to find the show where the woman hit your scyon, 1-21-06 episode is where it's at, if you haven't found it already. ttyl!
11	Posted by: David Garduno at: 8:35pm 08/19/2009
12	hey david, that show download is only on the site now since i switched over the feed to croncast. here it is ... download. thanks for door dinging episode as well!
12	Posted by: Kris at: 1:23pm 08/20/2009
13	Thanks Kris that one was great. It got me thinking about the session you two did on the break in, where Zeus was watching you shower when you heard the noise down stairs, and about the cop who pulled you over a year before, and the ten thousand dollar laptop with smokestack and chrome. Do you by any chance still have that one around. But thanks again for helping me out!
13	Posted by: David Garduno at: 11:06am 08/21/2009