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Looking across at Betsy
She looks like she is 5 minutes from rehab
She's wearing a black wife-beater with no bra
Baby, are you ready to party?
I'm back from the battlefront
I'm not sure what volumizing foam is
I was off to be the world's best slightly damaged reseller
Formulating a plan with her apprentice Vicky
What do they go for on eBay?
The hooker references run thin
The day started off on a bad foot
Maggie wanted to know why she's not in a cart
Who are these well behaved babies?
Kate Spade garden tool holders
Dooney was the next stop
I was prepared, I had done the research
I have never seen you look like this . . . beyond disheveled
Trying to look like a mommy
Isn't professional shopping illegal?
Every woman on the face of the earth is technically a professional shopper
They know people do this . . . they sell more units
Maggie looks around and lets out a primal scream
Carry the baby out in a duffel
It appears that someone stuffed my baby in a duffel bag
Pacifying the child with treats
Goodwill experience is that all the items are for play, not Dooney
Maggie loves purses, pink and tacky pink Dooney's do it for her
Cookie in a bag
We have this plan
Do you think that grandma would like this wristlet
It's day one and Kris gets to say I told you so
Everything that was there that was good is gone
Yep I get to say I told you so
Out of Dooney and over to Coach cause the plan is failing already
Whole store 20% off
But the items sell in store for the eBay price
Coach purse creed
Fakers usually don't bother
Betsy changes the subject to the Wii
I am sore from the Wii, Betsy
The tennis is really awesome, I'm halfway to pro and I haven't left the basement
Who else get's you to do something three times a week
I some domains . . . I forgot this on the show, thanks to Craig's idea
Here's the video
Fat people listen to me, a fellow fat person
Seeing the side profile in a mirror
Rick was almost knocked out with my man wings
We're going to try to lose some weight
You just called me fat
Here's the doman . . . www.wiiarefat.com (ready saturday)
You're tricking me into blogging again Kris
I love your plan, small favor I expect payment
Betsy wants a nanny
Kris, you can pick the nanny
You might be the only woman on the planet who tells her husband you pick the nanny
Yep, pick a hot one I don't care
Seeking one nanny willing to get implants, paying minimum wage
Do you trust the minimum wage sitter?
Terrible parenting, I'm not going to talk about it (not our parenting)
She can talc down my man wings
They are man lumps
Kris reads the inch comment email that came in
You gain an inch for every 30 pounds, this lady is happy
Special meaning to pinch an inch
Two people are enjoying those extra inches
I have listened to the shows and most of the time I love them a lot but Kris today you just went overboard talking over Betsy. I also sell things on ebay and I sell things that come from the outlet shops. I do goodwill as well but in this area we mainly get half eaten weebles and rarely anything worth selling. For the outlet shops now is just a really bad time to find anything good because it is before Christmas. The week before New Years will be a little better but the week after New Years will be golden because the store will be shipping all of the crap to the outlets to get rid of it. Ebay will be hopping for the sales of the items that women did not get for Christmas because their non appreciating over talking husband did not listen and did not get them the correct thing. Also please get off of Betsy's butt about blogging. Yes I enjoy reading her posts and they are fun and informative but geez. Just because you are in love with something and it is working for you does not mean it is going to work for her. The time she spends blogging could be spent digging through bins for sweet deals or other things like I don't know taking care of your kids. I really think you need to go back and listen to the podcast when she was pregnant and you realized that the podcast was taking too much time away from the family. You need to show more respect for her and what she does everyday taking care of your house and your kids.
Posted by: Valerie at:
8:35am 12/20/2006
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Not that I'm particularly gullible to salesman but you guys have talked me into wanting a Wii really bad. Kris, will you stand in line for me? I want to box too.
Posted by: Dolly Dagger at:
3:48pm 12/20/2006
3
you should talk to the manufacture, maybe you can get a sponsorship.
Posted by: Dolly Dagger at:
3:51pm 12/20/2006
4
You guys are really making me wanna go out an buy a Wii!! Keep up the great shows and looking forward to the wiiarefat.com blog too!
Kris, you need to get this shirt (once it's available)
http://www.kottke.org/06/12/real-men-wii-standing-up
Too funny. You really should be sponsored by Nintendo. I have no interest in video games at all but after hearing you talk about the Wii - I need to have one.
So I've been listening to old shows, you know, for fun, when I'm in the car for awhile. After I listened to Wednesday's show, I still had a way to go(delivering a poinsetta to a nursing home-thanks for the charitable inspiration), so I went back to 7/7/06. I've been listening in order, and that one was next. And I swear, you guys had the exact same conversation where Betsy explains the Coach creed and stamp and that outlet items aren't seconds, it was almost word for word-it was strange. Very strange. Especially since Kris took it like it was new information on Wednesday. And it made me love you guys even more.
Merry Christmas.
Posted by: mikie at:
10:36pm 12/22/2006
7
This podcast actually made my wife utter the words "we should get a wii".
If they were in stock anywhere, wii'd have one too.
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