subterranean husband Banana Republic flu Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 17, 2007

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Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 17, 2007
8 comments Added on 01/17/07 by Kris

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Betsy and her husband Kris January 17, 2007

Betsy starts the laughing early in the intro
What are you doing?
Kris isn't it about time you go to work
So, um it is day three and I already can't stand the site of you
I might rent you office space
Roll some orange extension cord out to the shed
You're monitor is so bright
Lift up your man boobs and let me see if there is a tan line
It's all been subterranean
The meat loaf made everyone sick
No, Mr. B it didn't
Carla got it
It is the 'socially unacceptable flu'
My insides are liquefying
What these people would look like in Banana Republic
Betsy has no personal space this week
Even if Elliot's skin is falling off tomorrow he's going to school
So this was problem . . . you in the basement taking up all this space
Elliot, Gigi, Zeus, Mom and Betsy all in the same space
Hey Kris, could you . . . and you disappear
Now the conversations are what the phone calls used to be at the office
She walks down and face to face
When are you going to be gone at your conferences
They are mini geek vacations
I'm really busy . . . and the you need to get the fuck out of here look
I don't have that look
Yeah you did Dough Boy
The mountain time zone difference
I'm trying to match the schedule
But I just started Betsy, it takes time
I should make you punch in and out Bears
The laundry, well the process of what it takes to get the laundry done
Betsy tells the story of Tiffany the chow
Making my way from the basement to the executive bathroom on the second floor
Maybe you and Maggie could go and get a job shoveling snow
I have had two jobs for the last 3 years . . . that isn't what I am telling you
Can you tell me the hours of my job?
Wind it down, yes I am
Why call 911 when giving birth?

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8 Comments

1	Kris- All dogs eat stuffed animals. They tear them up like a fresh kill. Rip their faces off and everything. It's what they do. That's why you should give them goodwill stuffed animals that cost 99 cents.
1	Posted by: Mikie at: 10:43am 01/17/2007
2	Kris- All dogs eat stuffed animals. They tear them up like a fresh kill. Rip their faces off and everything. It's what they do. That's why you should give them goodwill stuffed animals that cost 99 cents.
2	Posted by: Mikie at: 10:43am 01/17/2007
3	I agree, everyone I know who has dogs use stuffed animals. About the kong: fill it with peanut butter or kibble. The dog will have endless fun (and it'll last longer than a plushie) licking the pb out or rolling the kong around to get the kibble to fall out. Give it a try and perhaps Zeus will learn to love the kong more.
3	Posted by: mamaloo, the doula at: 11:27am 01/17/2007
4	I think it is funny that you both need to get used to each other... Kris, you have been working your butt off.... AS has Betsy!!! Not only is she mom, wife, but Ebay Queen :) Oh, and if you need help delivering babies, you have my number :)
4	Posted by: Tara at: 12:15pm 01/17/2007
5	Kris, My dog is the same way he loves stuffed animals. He likes to pull the stuffing out of them and I think he eats it sometimes. My nieces have learned to guard their stuffed animals when they come over. Betsy have you tried the big Nylabones? Russell
5	Posted by: Russell at: 7:35am 01/18/2007
6	Hey Kris - About that laundry procedure...Words to live by (in my house anyhow)..."He who complains, volunteers". Amazingly, my hubby and two sons rarely complain about any of my housekeeping methods!
6	Posted by: Jodi S. at: 8:59am 01/18/2007
7	Kris, Your family's illness is not caused by Betsy's cooking. It is probably the Norwalk virus. Causes bad gastro-intestinal problems. So, lay off her cooking! And complaints about how Betsy does the laundry ... oh, please! My husband does his own laundry! (By the way, Nick T. is real! I like to listen to your show as I commute to work. Sometimes it is still going in the car when I pick Nick up because I am totally addicted to your show and have a hard time turning it off. So, he ends up listening to some of it until I freak-out about the language and turn it off. And, I don't know why a 10 year old enjoys listening to 30 year-olds talking about their lives but he does! --- Hey, Betsy you are so funny. I love listening to you talk about Good Will and living with your geeky husband. You crack me up!)
7	Posted by: Nick T.'s Mom at: 11:10pm 01/19/2007
8	Bad breath comes from sinus infections...flu, eating too much protein (that makes your poop stink too, worse than the Hershey's Kisses)...in other words, eat more fruits and veggies, and brush that tongue! Okay, but Betsy's so cool I would still be her friend even if she did have bad breath. Don't worry, Kris. She probably has the flu and it will just go away. Take care of her... :)
8	Posted by: Mary B. at: 4:56pm 01/29/2007