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 Croncast - 2007-05-21.mp3
Show: #365
Length: 33:43
Size: 23.1mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 21, 2007
Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more
Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.
New intro/outro music . . . something from 2005 that I never used
Think of it as looking into a pool of water
I'll ask the audience to do the intro with me at the live show
You are pure saccharine Mr B
I'm the guy that the ladies date and I tell them I'm gonna marry them
Was Elliot born when I was making pizzas at the gas station?
What was that timeline?
Then you started making pizzas
Wasn't even in a place where I could get a job at a gas station
You want me clap for you because you are making pizzas at a gas station?
Motivation for really moving on . . . being called a loser
"I just want a job working with computers"
And look at me now!
Yeah, your forehead has burn in
That was one crazy time in our lives
I like how you set me up tonight
Oh, yeah the cell phone message
The IRS is finally coming?
Nope it's an invite to hang with Kris's family
Oh, you are such a drama . . .
I didn't say it . . . you are putting words in my mouth
That makes you a bad person Betsy
That is really unfair
I was expecting you to just hang not even listen
But yet the social worker in you piqued it's interest and you had to listen
If you want to go, Kris, it is fine with me
Asked the man if he wanted to see where his dad grew up
I know how this plays out
"We can take pictures"
The corvette will rumble out of the garage
The part of Kris that wants to trust them will come out
The Sopranos and my life
You are talking about your mother
Oh, god . . . somebody fast forward
If you need help . . . go and get it!
Setting boundaries is a good thing
Yeah, I have "sucker" written all over me
And second, if you family wasn't the way that it was we wouldn't be together
The muted male point of view of what happened in his life
I was born, I had sex for the first time at 13, I graduated from high school
The start of the first time I touched something
I had the skateboard from Sears
It was a fat one, not that thin shit
So you were now riding that around in the gravel
Interesting happening on your Route 34 45 mile long garage sale
We lived at the Lake Holiday not Sandwhich
That is a long way for garage sales
I do have to think ahead
The don't have anything post-WWF
Everything is so cheap
Mark those free and put them at the end of the driveway
You are going to attend event
My cellphone is at the bottom of my purse under dirty diapers and crackers
OK daddy I'm not going off the path
ADHD under control through bugs
Our grill that caught fire is taken for salvage by brother-in-law's pops
Oh will I miss last summer's fiasco reminder to clean our grill
Kris will get rid of it
Taking pictures of ourselves . . . shit, we are fat
It was that point of looking at them and realizing that those people are us
We can't take pictures of ourselves at any angle
I look like a grizzly bear trying to hump a rabbit
My stomach doesn't stick out that far . . . no, it's real . . . it does
In that photo she's lifting up my shirt
There is no plus that can come of it
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Kris,
I'd love to come see you guys perform... but I live way down in Georgia, so the drive would be a "bit" to much! :) Thanks for linking to my TV appearance. Now for my "Croncast Almost Killed Me" Story...
I'm building a playhouse for my daughter... It's up on blocks, so the apex of the roof is about 15 feet in the air, and I'm sitting, perched on the roof, nailing shingles, listening to the Croncast on my Nano...
You guys are talking, and Betsy starts telling the swing set story... and then Kris chimes in w/ his "mom's voice" about the sandblasting of the TRU VALUE swing set.. and I lost it. I was laughing so hard, b/c I grew up in small, very, very rural southern towns.. and all of them had those Tru Value swing sets at the local hardware store! It struck me as so "universally redneckishly awesome" that I could not help but laugh, and laugh, and laugh... There I was, 15 feet in the air... I got so tickled, I almost lost my balance! After regaining a measure of composure, I somehow managed to climb down the ladder and lay on the grass.. and laugh at myself for almost dieing for the sake of listening to two people talk to one another in a basement 1500 miles away! You guys rock!
NCN
(Jason)
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Posted by: NCN
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10:54am 05/21/2007 |
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I hope some ppl buy tickets soon, we can't have Betsy garagesaling and feeling like a loser, it's not good for her mojo.
You know I would be there, but I just can't justify the airfare and the hotel for a 2 hour show - again, I wish you can tape it for all of us that cannot make it...
Good luck guys!
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Posted by: Kelly C. at:
11:10am 05/21/2007 |
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Hey Jason, it's hearing stuff like that keeps me going! Good luck with the playhouse.
We did sell some tickets today!! Thanks to cb and Tara. A couple friends have offered to video tape it and I've got some ideas . . .
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Posted by: Kris
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2:22pm 05/21/2007 |
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Hey guys I hope that the live show goes well I would love to see the live show. But my drive from Houston TX is a little too long.
Betsy did you take your Real Estate test yet if so when are we going to see " Flip This House- Naperville" on TLC?
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Posted by: Russell at:
3:24pm 05/21/2007 |
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Ya know I have actually contemplated buying a ticket to the live show. Seriously. Despite the fact I'd have to also fork out $1800 for an airline ticket and suffer through 22 hours on a plane. But I did contemplate it for a week or so. Sadly there is no way my finances can be rearranged to make it a viable option :(
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Posted by: Bernadette
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7:39pm 05/21/2007 |
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I'm trying to talk Abbi into an OKC to Chicago Road Trip for the live show. Hopefully we'll be there!
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Posted by: Mikie at:
11:38am 05/22/2007 |
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Betsy better start canvasing the area colleges.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/05/21/colleges.moving.out.ap/index.html
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Posted by: Bob at:
1:12pm 05/22/2007 |
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i gotta get betsy on to that!
thanks, bob, she's gonna freak . . . a whole new circuit.
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Posted by: kris
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2:33pm 05/22/2007 |
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