Lik A Maid Keystone Light Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007

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Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007
7 comments Added on 05/23/07 by Kris

Croncast - 2007-05-23.mp3
Show: #366
Length: 34:37
Size: 23.7mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 23, 2007

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Kris tries to take it back to 2004 and fails
The old school intro
Things have changed for the better since we've been doing the show
Someone actually sent an email with that in it today . . . being able to hear the difference
You've never had respect for me Betsy
It will only grow when I see the gravel pit that you crawled out of
You're worried about what Elliot will say about the dead cars in the yard
Someone lives in that house?
Yes, that's where I grew up
The house is the size of our finished basement
Kris, it was the size of a double wide
My little house used to be a warehouse
The great La Moille fire and our house survived
As the story goes . . . it was started by a train derailment in the late 1800's
The trailer office next to the tallest building in town, the grade school
You could see Chicago 120 miles away on a clear day
Kris you were looking at West Aurora
Civil war reenactment town historian nut
Did he do the glove thing?
Was it a scarred nub beneath?
No, I don't think he was the engineer of the train
I grew up around some scary characters
Good thing they had him work at the school so people could keep an eye on him
It was like a pig roast with my extended family . . . Keystone Light and firearms
You were packing heat on family outings, Kris?
No the extended family
So it was like Civil War done better with upgraded military hardware
Betsy tells another great vet story
I am beginning to think that vet offices are great place for material
Is it possible for a my cat to fall in love with my dog?
The cattle call vet . . . it isn't a prestigious appointment
The cat is binge eating because it is depressed
"Why are his lips so ugly?" mother-in-law asks about the cat
Turns out that little deaf dog has a blazing ear infection
"How to do you tell if your dog is deaf?"
The arthritis medicine, cholesterol medicine and diabetes diet weren't working that day
Deaf dog now has some pep in her step
Betsy . . . I didn't know raisins weren't candy until I was 7
So what happened to you, Betsy?
God, this girl had Lik A Maid . . . cool aid on sugar stick
I said to myself when I am an adult I am going to buy a candy bar every day
Red Bull + Lik A Maid = Garage sale power drink

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7 Comments

1	Croncast changed it's intro music. I think the tag should be "Croncast now with more Jazziness." -Producer Bill
1	Posted by: Producer Bill at: 8:38am 05/23/2007
2	Two words for Sunday's lunch: Hidden Recorder NCN
2	Posted by: NCN at: 9:15am 05/23/2007
3	" I am an quite the obedient wife".... Keep telling yourself that.
3	Posted by: OneMan at: 10:36am 05/23/2007
4	I can't make it to Naperville, but I'd love to join the live show. Any chance you can ustream.tv it?
4	Posted by: Mike at: 12:33pm 05/23/2007
5	I've thought about it Mike but I haven't checked with venue to see what there internet is like. Will add to the to do list.
5	Posted by: Kris at: 12:42pm 05/23/2007
6	The story about Betsy and her Mom at the vet made me laugh so hard I was crying. (And that is not a safe thing while I'm driving!) That was one of the funniest Croncast stories!
6	Posted by: Nick T's Mom at: 9:18pm 05/24/2007
7	Hey Kris- Sorry that I'm such a geek about your show, but I have to ask. At about 11:10 into this show, it sounds like someone shouts in the background. Was is Zues, or are you keeping somebody locked up in the basement?
7	Posted by: Mikie at: 1:51pm 05/25/2007