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 Croncast - 2007-06-29.mp3
Show: #380
Length: 27:03
Size: 18.5mb
Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 29, 2007
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Back from vacation
The show quality has changed a bit with new replacement gear
I will miss you UA 6176's but welcome the new dbx 1066 as an able stepchild
The dbx 1066 just doesn't have the same punch or open sound
Betsy is making up words "non-dramicle"
Definition - normal
Vacation with kids is racing to bed time for the adult vacation
It's a great time with the kids but for relaxation they need to be sleeping
Souvenirs gets Betsy going
No, you can't buy Maggie a rabbit pelt
Sure, 30 feet of rabbit pelts means 300 ft of sausage
Did I ever tell you what my dad brought back from a Florida vacation?
I bought you this really nice present
My sister gets a doll toy
I get a dead shark in a bottle
Yes, you have talked about your purely irrational fear of sharks
Shark week is just hell for me
I don't even watch television
It's so irrational
Have you ever had an encounter with a shark?
It's some sort of fetal shark in jar
It still had the soulless glare
That shit doesn't pass with death
I was afraid of death of the thing
I left it on the deck in the middle of winter
After about 3 weeks my mom saw it on the back porch
It had exploded, epitome of my mom's memories of my father
Then I had to go and clean it up
This is why I am a messed up person Kris
If it wasn't for my parents I wouldn't be so messed up
Ahhh, vacation was good
Doping up the kids with souvenirs to placate them
The "me" time on vacation . . . Indian gaming casino - Ho Chunk
Man, slots have changed in the years since we've been there
No more tokens or quarters for them
Digital machines with receipts that have bar codes
Tracking your slot usage
Betsy signs up with the frequent gambler program
I know you get a lot of class acts in here
You guys are making this too hard to spend my money
So I get you to come
The slots are now just computers
When you get tired of it robbing you blind
You take your receipt
A document of the heist that has just happened
Or a document that measures your joy in dollars
The great Wheel of Fortune penny slot machine story
Kris walked out with some loot in a way that only Kris could score it
Karma hooked me up
The all inclusive takes its toll when it comes to buffets
All the crab that we ate
The breakfasts and deserts
The breakfasts with deserts
The whole joint was staffed by Moldavians
They make some powerful drinks
Who knew that the Wisconsin Dells was powered by a foreign workforce?
Well, Chula Vista is
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OK, I had to comment after hearing you complain about the lack of comments.
I had actually thought of commenting on your excellent John Stossel impersonation - it was perfect - but then I thought that too many comments from the same listener might seem a bit... stalkerish.
I did think of you two last night when I was watching "It's Me or the Dog" on TV (Animal Planet? Maybe). There was a family with two misbehaving retrievers and one of them peed on the man of the house every time he came home from work. I watched the whole thing trying to find the answer to the peeing thing for you but the trainer lady said that the man of the house should simply ignore the piddly dog when he came in the door and that would keep him from getting too excited, and therefore stop the peeing. Damn. I was really hoping for a magic answer, not something so practical.
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Posted by: Lisa
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8:27am 07/03/2007 |
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If you guys want a great vacation go on the Disney Cruise. They have 24/7 daycare, an adult only pool and at their Disney Island an adult side...you never see your kids and its easy to sneak in alcolhol from the islands..I recommend it highly for overstressed adults of young children!!
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Posted by: margot at:
8:22am 07/06/2007 |
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You cracked me up with the Moldavian waitstaff bit. I used to work at a hotel with lots of international hospitality school interns. Part of my job was helping them realize the difference between phrases like "What do you want?" and "How can I help you?"
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Posted by: Trish at:
9:39pm 07/09/2007 |
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