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Season 21 Ep 22: The Mexico Part 1
5 comments      Added on 03/23/09 by Kris
Croncast 2009-03-23 Croncast - 2009-03-23.mp3
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Back from the Mexico
This here would be part 1 of a multi-part series
This is where we take you on our vaction with us
I think I've been drinking excessively
She sweats the daiquiri
For those of you caught up, you know that we weren't around last week
We were on Betsy's Wheel of Fortune vaction to Mexico
Best part - it was free
I'll get to the parts where you nearly broke down
Props on the plastic plants you bought
Excellent investment for returning home
Growing up in a silk jungle
Dusty cornflower blue carnations
These flowers are special
They will be here forever
At some point you know that your mother-in-law will show up
Thank you for admitting that you didn't want to go with me
You can't relax for your life
Right, I can't do it
My biggest concern was the webernets close at hand
I had to have wi-fi
And your gear
One laptop, a netbook, iPhone, Treo, Camera and tons of cables
There you are a big nerd
That's just the way that it was
I don't want to take him on a vacation
What happens if you don't have them and need them?
Getting on Facebook drunk is a bad idea
They have an international speaking doctor on staff
Mayan vs Spanish vs English
He had watched 6 seasons of ER
The Swedish Slenders came up with Continental airplane designs
Hulking massive dude in the cramped seat typing on a toy computer
The women sitting behind you Mr B inspired them
They had their own "Baby Daddy Con '09"
Loose women? Is that what you are trying to say
The entire flight "My Baby Daddy..." the entire trip
The way they talked about them you would expect their baby daddies to be titans of industry
Best job I ever had was working at the shrimp hut
Needless to say that they didn't have any kids with them
Was excited she got to run cash register
Maybe in 2010 Baby Daddy Con '10 will be on your next flight
Keynote speaker will address "fertility in tough times"
If Jeanie were here
We would have started drinking and laughed at the girls
The best in flight entertainment
I am fixated on the Mayan the thing
It's a cultural thing
Continental bathrooms in the terminals, good god
I needed a ladder to get down to the urnial to pee
Not on the plane, baby
They were out to make you out to feel like 7'5
Continental "Making you feel like a big man."
Mexican customs
Betsy comes to a complete stop and follows directions
Abiding by the rules while no one else is
Move it, chocha
Chocha is now my new middle name
Why didn't we plan for a ride to resort?
Jumping on the newbies
Look, fat people on spring break
Kris gets into protection mode
We roll outside to get on your Grey Line minibus
Only two people heading in our direction
The girls from Montana
We're out there chatting for an hour as we wait
They pull up in a baja raced VW Jetta
Us and the girls pile in
The driver waits outside reading the directions the girls gave him
Twenty minutes later he gets back in the car
Little did we know what was written on that paper
If they had given to me, I would have kicked them to the curb
Find out what was on that paper on Wednesday

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5 Comments
1

Now I understand why people look at me odd with the Lenovo netbook... Big dude and a little laptop...

Sounds like it was an interesting trip!

 
Posted by: Justin Kaiser  at: 6:42pm 03/23/2009  
2

We totaly took the private car route. We stayed at the Grand Palladium Resort outside Tulum in January for our honeymoon and the $80 for our private car through the hotel was totally worth it. By the way, when the cabby askes if you want to stop for beer, make sure you watch the register, i'm pretty sure they tried to overcharge me but I caught it. I think those guys get a kickback to bring in gringos!

 
Posted by: paymepunk  at: 2:15pm 03/24/2009  
3

Dick Cheney is not from Montana. His background is Nebraska & Wyoming.

Don't blame Montana!

 
Posted by: Bob  at: 2:31pm 03/24/2009  
4

When my boyfriend and I entered the swarm of taxi drivers / tour bus drivers, etc .. we were stunned and forgot that our hotel had arranged free transportation to our hotel (about an hour away from Cancun). We went the scary taxi route and paid about $100 and died in the heat.

 
Posted by: Katy  at: 6:17pm 03/24/2009  
5

First comment. Come on now. You took all that stuff? In your "carry on" I bet? Sweet mother of God!

As long as I don't have to carry it it shouldn't bother me, but when I get to the overhead bin and it's full with one person's 22" rolling laptop bag, THAT'S when I hate flying coach.

I left you five stars and love the show anyway.

 
Posted by: Joliet Jake  at: 8:12pm 03/24/2009  

 
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