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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 03, 2007
11 comments Added on 12/03/07 by Kris

Croncast - 2007-12-03.mp3
Show: #441
Length: 33:28
Size: 23.0mb
Format: mp3

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Note: Something was off with the sound level on Betsy's mic in today's show and I didn't catch it until it was too late. Content wise, well, they all can't be winners.
Welcome to December
Ron Paul is taking Naperville by storm
If Rick was here this wouldn't be happening
Tell me why Iowa gets to pick the best candidate?
I dunno
I don't have a better answer
That is what I am talking about
It's needed for the parties to have a race and for the media to have a news cycle
Live blogging from a combine in the field
I like to see how far away I can find something to listen to
I didn't chase it on the quad
The law of the land says you gotta sit in the tree
It took 10 men and new named jr. to kill a deer
Are we gay or gangster tonight?
Oh, baby
Iowa matters to the candidates and the media
It's all bunk
Did you now just hear me?
They got the world's largest truck stop
You totally agree with me
My path has been illuminated Mr. B
My inner gyroscope has stopped spinning
Don't fall over
I'll talk more about our perfectly good babysitter
You need to bring it
She looks at me and says are you the comedian?
Are you the model?
I'm paying to learn how to be a comedian
If I were a doctor I would me doing bush medicine
Is there a big expectation to be funny?
There is always a standing expectation that you'll be funny
Brunch, play date, dinner or church I have to be funny
You're like a young Don Rickles
I saw him again, the Starbucks stalker guy
At church I had to follow two cases of breast cancer but I still slayed them
You're mom comes home
"Can you believe I had to go to three stores to get a dog sweater?"
Uh, no
The fact that you didn't have to go to 80 blows my mind
She dressed him in a rain coat
It wasn't a rain coat Kris, it was a fisherman outfit
We're thinking about doing another live show

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11 Comments

1	Sounds like he was after your iPhone. You briefly mentioned having it out fiddling with it. I hope he is just a petty thief who's adding up your car/iPhone/puffycuffs and somehow getting 'money'. I guess that proves he's not that good of a quick-study. hahaha. If you had a po-po friend he could match the pic to a headshot. Just like on Law & Order. Bong-Bong!
1	Posted by: SueB at: 10:45am 12/03/2007
2	Ha HA on joys/concerns. It seems UU 'joys' are required to have a laugh if it's not a tearjerker. That's why I never light up. No one has never mentioned "tearing off balls" though. I wish there was someone with your irreverence there - they are too conservative. For ex-hippies.
2	Posted by: SueB at: 10:52am 12/03/2007
3	Maybe he should listen to a couple shows and realize it would be like putting in all that effort for a pinata that's empty. Well, maybe has one raspberry tootsie roll inside it.
3	Posted by: Kris at: 2:20pm 12/03/2007
4	Nothing wrong with being careful Kris.
4	Posted by: Russell at: 2:40pm 12/03/2007
5	I think you should twitter that you're going to be somewhere specific, and then see if that guy shows up! Our church has a "sharing joys and concerns" during the service (no candles, though) and every week the same lady raises her hand and says "I would like us to pray for the world today." Uh, lady? We do that already, don't you have anything more specific to pray about??? praying for the world IS A GIVEN! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PORTION OF THE SERVICE??? It's been bugging me for a long time.
5	Posted by: EvilScienceChick at: 5:17pm 12/03/2007
6	Kudos to Kris and his Columbo-esque breakdown of the stalker situation. Tres entertaining!
6	Posted by: kyle at: 6:46pm 12/03/2007
7	Paranoid....thats all I gotta say..
7	Posted by: jan at: 6:48pm 12/03/2007
8	Oh... don't be paranoid. That makes me sad. It could be no more than a coincidence and you're going to now change how you live and what you say and where you go because of what? What has the guy done besides smile and seem weird? Maybe he's foreign and that's why he doesn't look like he fits in, and maybe he has a crush on you but can't tell you because he doesn't speak English so he just gazes and smiles instead. Who knows? But why assume the worst?
8	Posted by: Lisa G. at: 9:22am 12/04/2007
9	live show soon. can't wait to see you both again. Hope this time its not 100 degrees outside.....
9	Posted by: cb at: 4:01pm 12/04/2007
10	Another first in my life thanks to Croncast. I listened to talk about dog clothing without choking someone unconscious on the spot! I suggest you start naming the stores that have dog sweaters on the show and make creepy guy hang out there. What could be worse punishment?
10	Posted by: Michael B at: 7:47pm 12/04/2007
11	told story of dog cloths to wife. she said her parents put shoes boots on dog for winter. i could be worse....
11	Posted by: cb at: 9:26am 12/07/2007