astro van shihtzu bite Season 19 Ep 22: Workahol, Collecting Pennies, Astro Van

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Season 19 Ep 22: Workahol, Collecting Pennies, Astro Van
2 comments Added on 03/19/08 by Kris

Croncast - 2008-03-19.mp3
Show: #469
Length: 27:10
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Format: mp3

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Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic
You are such an ass
Listen, it had to be done
I asked you not to put that picture on the internet
You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it up
Technologically challenged isn't something you can plead
Sell all of your clothes and buy an iPod
That is the way it should be done
"We're going to have to start an IV"
No, no, no
It gave me a flashback to giving blood
Those self-satisfied, holier than though bloodletting freaks
Sitting around sipping orange juice and eating vanilla wafers
Even the dancing blood drop
He is the smuggest prick around
I've had two children the IV was the worst part
Just do it
Don't tell me about it
This was a serious deal
You couldn't let this thing fester
I was down here digging ditches for you
I am going to get you a bottle a Workahol
I gotta be here to support you
Waskily wabbit do I need to you to show up in a crisis
The tables were completely reversed
You give me
You gotta put the antibacterial stuff on on it
Clean your dog bite wounds right away
You should immediately go to hospital for wound
Can you scratch my butt with your tooth
Then you get bitten
Now it is trying to kill you
The other angle that is happening
No you are trying to work from your mobile phone
Betsy went off the deep end
You became party Betsy
I did like 30 minutes of stand up
Filling in the gaps for Betsy
Then you did the laugh
I can't stand the whole blood thing
She hit a good vein
The nurse goes "Whoah!"
"You don't feel that?"
They just cut you
You're gonna be ok though
I have it on video
I know, the nurse didn't think to stop me
That won't hold up in court when you say Macy's dressing room
There was blood everywhere
The blood pooled in your elbow pit
Yeah, and you were over there drinking your Workahol
The ball was in court
Yes, it was kind of humorous
You were twittering the whole time
I wasn't doing that
I will scroll through your twitter record
You got through it very well
As an outpatient they said, double the drugs
Bit by the meanest shihtzu on the planet
During the intake you have to fill out the dog attack form
The dogophilia love that you suffer from
I knew the answer would be . . . it wasn't the dogs fault, it was mine
You people are crazy
It is the abuse gene
There were other women at the hospital say the same thing
Two nurses said the same thing!
My 15 yo dog bit me too
I know it was my fault and you laughed with her
You domesticated a wolf and invited it into your home
It is not your fault that they bite you
It is part of their nature
Mostly subdued but it is inherent in their personalities
Speaking of 15 pound one toothed animals
I saw Billy Bob Thornton and his band play in Austin
Riding in a Lesbian's Astro Van to dinner
She has a huge freezer bag full of stuff
It is dried peppers and tomatoes
He starts to eat some
The convince some people to try it
She's got the sweet Astro van
I know not to eat strange food in a mini van with two lesbians
What is it season with?
It as a 0 point yeast
The guy next to me spits it out across my lap
A zero point yeast!
Billy Bob Thornton was playing at Antone's
Real pennies prior to 1982

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2 Comments

1	your show is seriously making me queasy!!! The only time i gave blood they had to put ice all over my body to keep me from blacking out. They never considered stopping. [your hand looks like a naughty surrealist painting.]
1	Posted by: SueB at: 1:54pm 03/19/2008
2	Hmmm...don't they think that if pennies really are eventually phased out, the price of copper is going to plummet? With everyone melting down their pennies for scrap, the value is going to go down significantly. (I don't know what this says about me, but every time I try to type "pennies" it comes out as "penises.") I'm not sure what zero point yeast is, but I do know what NUTRITIONAL yeast is, and it is actually delicious! It's just a dried flaky powder that tastes ALOT like cheese, but is made from the same kind of yeast they use to make bread with. I am not kidding - it tastes JUST like Parmesan cheese! It's delicious sprinkled on popcorn. Even my HUSBAND - Mr "don't give me any of that hippie vegan food crap" - is now addicted to it. So it's not scary at all!
2	Posted by: EvilScienceChick at: 8:12pm 03/19/2008