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Season 20 Ep 24: Cousin Kris, Painters Cap, Nothing Is Level
11 comments      Added on 06/16/08 by Kris
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Length: 22:52
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It is all about the Interwaves
The photo montage of the father's day trip are up
Look in the blog for the story
Soften up the crow's feet
Geez, that bag, what is she 33?
I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater
The afternoon jamboree
Much like licking a toilet
"Cousin Kris!"
The first Casey's we stop at
Hey, I know you
No, I didn't know her name instantly
Hoping for it fire into my brain
Turns out to be cousin X
She's of the normal branch
But the odds of that
Not that great
Running into someone buying smokes
I just don't want to get there
I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75
Never thought we would make it
Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up
It is an area of decay
Dilapidated nothingness
If you were a pizza deliver guy you would deliver to houses with siding
The rest are wrapped in Tyvek
It looks like depression
We tried the town route
Elliot is asking why it is abandoned
Yelling why doesn't it look like home
Two taglines
"For Rent"
"Rent to Own"
You wouldn't let me take the best photo
It was the award winning shot
It was beautiful
The transient neighbor
In a wife beater, smoking a cigarrete, talking on his phone in a NASCAR painters cap
And . . . And . . . his white wolf dog on the steps
Nothing is level there
I fell down 77 times
Growing oriental poppies
Couldn't believe it
Save me from this
And you walked away
Everyone walked away to leave me there
The scary compound
The old ass car wasn't as bad
Always had the perspective that there was someplace else I needed to be

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11 Comments
1

Wow not even a place holder up at the new URL just the default appache root directory view. I'm surprised Kris.

 
Posted by: Matt  at: 4:23pm 06/16/2008  
2

I think something is up with the itunes feed. Got an error.

Love the show as always.

 
Posted by: Dawn  at: 5:02pm 06/16/2008  
3

hey matt, working it at the moment . . . having a dns issue.

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 5:15pm 06/16/2008  
4

"In the can"...because sometimes, you just need to lock yourself in the bathroom. (That's my interpretation, anyway!)

 
Posted by: Jen  at: 6:18pm 06/16/2008  
5

I checked the photos Kris. Those poppies are perfectly normal California Poppies, found in gardens all across North America (including a half dozen in my neighbourhood).

 
Posted by: mamaloo  at: 7:09pm 06/16/2008  
6

i think that is clever code for, "dry'em, grind'em and make morphine."

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 7:15pm 06/16/2008  
7

poppies even grow in jersey.

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 8:37am 06/17/2008  
8

A neighbor here in the mountains of NC has poppies in her garden.

I would have loved to see the picture that Betsy wouldn't let you take.

 
Posted by: dawn  at: 12:39pm 06/17/2008  
9

Hey, just wanted to ask you guys how much the shipping to Germany would be for your archive dvds?

Looking forward to the new show!

 
Posted by: Joerg  at: 1:45am 06/18/2008  
10

Kris, a friend of mine has this to say about the poppies:
http://richspk.livejournal.com/53215.html?thread=49887>"Lies! Poppies are not illegal. Where do you think poppy seeds come from?
And I just bought a packet of seeds to plant from my local Home Despot.

It's illegal to process them into opiates, but that takes a *lot* of
poppies."

 
Posted by: RichSPK  at: 10:59am 06/19/2008  
11

Thanks Kris! 4 oz of yager & 4 oz of bailey's = 1 glass of NASTINESS. I'm starting to agree with Betsy about your drink of choioe. This is a good way to ruin perfectly good yager!!!

 
Posted by: Mike  at: 11:15pm 07/12/2008  

 
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