Scrapped the call-in did you? It was past my bedtime... Actually, I was up, but if I called you would've had to listen to a screaming toddler.

I had a layover in Chicago last weekend (worst airport in America, BTW). I never really knew what you meant by McMansion - we don't have them where I'm from - but now I get it. What's the point of having such a large house when your lot is so small that you can borrow a cup of sugar from your neighbor without either of you having to leave the house?

Did you go to Atlanta Kris?

i might have possibly been there.

@dan - we did the call in show. it is over at blogtalkradio.com/CroncastLive.

wasn't that good of a show. some great folks called in and some, well, i simply forgot their names because i am an idiot.

Hehehehe, the dog impressions were cracking me up. I always love hearing stories about your wacky dogs. :D

Dude... Hilarious!!! you just got Macarena'd at that scanning station by the TSA. That scanner takes a near naked picture of your whole bod including your junk. They were taking those scans in all those positions and making a Kris naked scan animated feature in the back room of you doing the macarena dance on their fancy computers because they have nothing better to do all day than to laugh at your stupid ass.... that and exert what little power they have on innocent people who were probably already nervous about flying.
You totally got POWNED!!

Kris brings back the best stories from 'vacation'! He needs to host his own travelogue show. Possible working title: "Disastrous Travels with Kris".