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Season 22 Ep 04: Closets Full, NYC, Old Art Teacher Garb
9 comments      Added on 04/27/09 by Kris
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Back to the normal . . . sort of
The accidental finders
People searching for cul de sac goatee
People search for that?
We last left you with the heavy mood
That's not what we're about
We're about the laughs
And I brought a funny story
Evidently they didn't have
Keep on bringing it haters
This is from your psycho needy wife
Yeah, hey loser in Fremont, we will continue to block you
Two-thirds of the opportunities are in the NYC
Start-ups are on a short life cycle
Whole life transformation . . . from cul de sac to walk-up
We have lived a city lifestyle before
I just want to have the ability to get another gig without moving after this
We have a lot of listeners in the New Jersey
Figuring out the trade-offs
Closet smoking in the garage
I need to stop that
If you want to have an f'ing discourse ping me
We're 85 percent sure that this is the path
You need to stop watching SVU
Every private school kid is committing the crimes
Mommy is an art dealer
Daddy is an architect
They are never around
Caught in the hot tub
The funniest shit happened to me
When doesn't it
I go outside the comedy shrine to have a smoke
And I locked eyes with a completely naked man
He looked at me like I had infringed his naked time
Was there a reason for him to be naked in his Escalade
This is prep for NYC
I feel like I'm just trying to be normal
And then there is the naked guy!
What time of day was this?
Noon
What was he doing?
I don't know!
You can't help but look at naked people
What do Republicans do at lunch hour?
They have naked time in their car
Rub their nudey butt cheeks on the seat
This had to be a hook-up
A bad Craig's List story
You could write SVU
It had to be Craig's List
You gotta give me the details
He also had hairy shoulders
The clothing party


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9 Comments
1

Um... Trying to listen via Stitcher Radio, but it totally isn't working. Tried multiple times. No dice. I can hear other shows, but not yours...

 
Posted by: Kelly  at: 1:10pm 04/27/2009  
2

hey, kelly. i took a look at it and they are trying to pull the last show . . . once their bot pings the updated feed for today's show it should be in business.

 
Posted by: kris  at: 8:28pm 04/27/2009  
3

Check out New Fairfield CT. I was born and raised in Queens, NY and moved here in 2002. I love the small community and still have the ability to go into NYC for things like Doctors appointments (for my daughther who has several special needs) and entertainment and work (my hubby works down the block from yankee stadium).
It is a great little town with excellent schools and not the typical ct. attitude -- especially for fairfield county.

 
Posted by: anne  at: 11:37pm 04/29/2009  
4

It stinks that you guys have to be thrown into the deep end with no warning. But it's awesome that you're reacting with action and planning.

Well, I live in southeastern NH and I love it. It's still relatively affordable (esp Rochester, Dover, Somersworth, Barrington, & Seabrook NH). A lot of folks commute to Boston, which is mainly where the good paying IT jobs are. (there are some good IT jobs in Manchester NH and north of Boston, but mostly it's Boston proper.) I'm not far from Portsmouth, which has a lot of great cultural activity - music, restaurants, etc. I work in IT, but in higher ed, so it's not great $ but a nice working atmosphere.

What's nice is you can take the commuter rail or downeaster train from most of southeast NH right into Boston. Email me if you are interested in exactly where we live, what cities are more affordable, etc.

Thinking of you guys and sending lots of support and love your way, Jen

 
Posted by: Jen  at: 9:19am 04/30/2009  
5

Good luck in your time of transition. I would love for you guys to move to Boston, where I live, but I'm always complaining about how much it costs to live here.
Thanks for entertaining and keeping us in your lives even when it isn't all laughs and dairy snakes.

 
Posted by: cohnjoyne  at: 3:29pm 04/30/2009  
6

Yay! NY city adventure time! I'll definitely be looking forward to tips on how to relocate to a new city.

 
Posted by: CaptRespect  at: 10:03pm 05/04/2009  
7

Come to Seattle! The job market is not being hit as hard here and a ton of jobs in the tech world. Also, the cost of living is lower than my favorite city, SF, but totally thriving...actually, it's almost like a clean version of SF. Oh, the housing market is still definitely a buyers market. Check out locations such as Wallingford (my neighborhood), Greenlake, Greenwood, Wedgewood, U District. Lots of great houses with basements...aka man pit. Oh, and Capital Hill is such a great neighborhood...not easy to find a house there but Besty can hang out with all of the gay guys. Good folks. Plus, Wreky is there! Hahahaha!

 
Posted by: Beky  at: 11:49am 05/06/2009  
8

Betsy - There are also plenty of thrifting to be done here!!

 
Posted by: Beky  at: 11:59am 05/06/2009  
9

so , i assume that you guys moving down here to Mexico is out of the question ?.

 
Posted by: claud  at: 4:41pm 05/19/2009  

 
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