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Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 05, 2007
8 comments      Added on 01/05/07 by Kris
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Betsy and her husband Kris January 05, 2007

Today's show is brought to you by Gary Shilts.
Well, "Big news on Friday" has turned into "Big News on Monday"
Betsy and a wise friend advised me against it for today, so blame them for ruining the fun
The blue thing staring me down
Turns out it is a dolphin, dolphins aren't blue
It's a kids swing
This color issue is bothering me
Have you ever hear that introduction before
You got it wrong Mr. B.
We would have this argument on some stranger's driveway
People couldn't handle it
Today's big news is that Betsy thinks I need to be her apprentice, nope
Betsy says that I can't tell the big news
You already gave it away Betsy in email
No one knows where we really live
Henry, the nerd posse
You have to give him a plug for his blog
Even though he's from Aurora we let him in
Drying your junk with an air dryer
You would think immediately that this is something would happen in Aurora
Well it wasn't
Thanks for the image Henry!
I know about your Habitat for Humanity
I am going on record, I have never messed the white powder
Unlike the Barack Obama
Betsy does not take this kindly
"They are dumping his stuff out in the public cause of his presidential aspirations"
What you're telling me is that Mr. Kris Smith was a worm farmer?
Who is 40 years old and hasn't tried drugs in their life
It's not he's Republican, every Democrat has done drugs
I don't understand this ideal . . . and Kris misuses the word "vestige" . . . I apologize
Happy rays come out of his eyes
Don't let him take his shift off then his love rays come out
Lifetime movies are TV teledramas purchased for $7.50 from a vault
Stranded on an island with a hot guy and her dork ass husband
We had to watch the movie because the starlet had big boobs, natural
Betsy is hitting the Black Box Wine again
I can see you doing what you do, Betsy, with any product
Dumpster diving does have real value
"I just got good at this," Betsy
Taking out the benches that could smash children
Watching the garbage man do his job
He has to think every week, "It's about time these people got evicted"
Getting teacher crap for the holidays
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8 Comments
1

You're having another baby?
You won the lottery?
You're being audited?
You sold Zeusy?
You're selling your house?
Come on, give me a hint!!!!

 
Posted by: kerrin  at: 9:22am 01/05/2007  
2

I learned it by watching you!

Classic.

 
Posted by: Mikie  at: 11:38am 01/05/2007  
3

1 - My husband, too, is a lover of large breasts. I don't think he'd make me watch a crappy movie just so he could view bouncy jugs, but we regularly have "size of her boobs" conversations. Doesn't bother me in the least, especially since he isn't terribly attracted to fake breasts, which are a pet peeve of mine.

2 - I'm Canadian and an atheist, but angels sing whenever I see Barak Obama image. What a nice, normal guy with a strong, real, relevant sense of values. And he's good looking, too! I think it should be a requirement of office that each president actually be a civil rights lawyer. Perhaps then the American people will be treated fairly by their elected government.

 
Posted by: mamaloo, the doula  at: 11:59am 01/05/2007  
4

Just for you to know, Monday is a long way away, I'm dying to know the big secret! (Mon is when the boys finally go back to school too :)!)

Barack Obama... love hearing your thoughts... as you might be 2 of the 30 Democrats in Naperville, (including us).

Heated seats saved my back during 3 pregnancies, thank you Volvo.
Have a great weekend and thanks for the laughs...
Tara

 
Posted by: Tara  at: 2:27pm 01/05/2007  
5

I love that you're like a big kid about your secret Kris...I totally empathise...I can't keep a secret either so it's a good thing you didn't tell me...I'd have told EVERYONE in 5 minutes

 
Posted by: Bernadette in Australia  at: 4:10pm 01/05/2007  
6

Okay, I'm going to hedge my bets and make 3 predictions. Maybe one of them will be right:

1. Major job promotion (perhaps creating podcasts for regular job).

2. Quitting regular job due to new and awesome podcasting opportunity.

3. Kris is getting back into BMX. (The BMX'n Baldie, perhaps?)

NCN

 
Posted by: NCN  at: 11:42pm 01/05/2007  
7

My guesses:
Kris accepts a new job, which involves moving to another state.
Betsy is going to open her second hand re-sale store.
You've won the Powerball lottery.
Lifetime or TLC is doing a documentary on podcasting couples.

I do like NCN's idea of the whole BMX thing.

 
Posted by: Frick  at: 6:49am 01/06/2007  
8

"Kris is getting back into BMX. (The BMX'n Baldie, perhaps?)" - tears to my eyes (of laughter!)

I am finding it impossible to come up with a hint that wouldn't be too cryptic or too much a dead give-away.

I've kept it in for two days now and I am not sure that I can make it a third!

 
Posted by: Kris  at: 4:19pm 01/06/2007  

 
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