OK, I had to comment after hearing you complain about the lack of comments.
I had actually thought of commenting on your excellent John Stossel impersonation - it was perfect - but then I thought that too many comments from the same listener might seem a bit... stalkerish.
I did think of you two last night when I was watching "It's Me or the Dog" on TV (Animal Planet? Maybe). There was a family with two misbehaving retrievers and one of them peed on the man of the house every time he came home from work. I watched the whole thing trying to find the answer to the peeing thing for you but the trainer lady said that the man of the house should simply ignore the piddly dog when he came in the door and that would keep him from getting too excited, and therefore stop the peeing. Damn. I was really hoping for a magic answer, not something so practical.