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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007
11 comments      Added on 10/03/07 by Kris
Croncast 2007-10-03 align= Croncast - 2007-10-03.mp3
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Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007

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Bringing you the show for October 3rd
Be sly that that Google search person
It was good
New contest . . . Google you most creative result that gets you Croncast
You have to click through
You will win some stickers
The stickers were in your expo bag
Those gotta go out
Thanks to Steve, Mark, Rhonda and Craig
Betsy giving me looks as I slow down those names
They were at the live show
Betsy has some thoughts on the nerd convention
Every woman should visit one of these
There were no chicks there
1. No line for womens bathroom
You should be happy not to have many women while husband is away
Doing shots at the bar with Nick Starr
You are the hottest chick in the bar
Never happens to me in Naperville
It's an ego boost
It is so easy to compliment you people
You say something kind of clever . . .
Then I say, "I'm gonna twitter that"
Or say, "I am going to buy that domain"
Yeah, I used that a few times
Ahh, nerdom. I love it
Why don't we go to In and Out Burger again
Too much to handle
My lower colon just smiled at you
Twitter is addictive
It's like IM but one way
Do they build sonar into your phones?
You live in the dark
Come out into the light and you walk reading your device
Nobody has a iPhone hit the floor baby
It's not just guys
You have a vagina. You are supposed to be on my side
You are being so impolite, bears
I don't want to look like a nerd
No one calls each other at a nerd event
It's all sms baby, ping
Or we communicate by twitter
Swatting at invisible spiders
They are not nerd vacations . . . it's where business gets done
Everyone talks about what they have going on
Like Aaron Brazell mentioning mem_cache on MySQL
If I hadn't been on that trip I wouldn't have been able to share that with our developers
There were no babies or many wedding rings
I volunteered for something that I will pass to you, Kris
I have to decline
I do not want to volunteer for art class
It's no big deal Mr B
The children are making these collages
This is the most beautiful forest that I have ever seen
That's not your tree . . . that's your mother . . . oh!
Now I got to make a pipe cleaner cloud
It's all about balance
This flower . . . I can almost . . . smell it
Maybe a pipe cleaner porcupine?
It is the coolest funniest shit you've ever seen
We need rounded edges Mrs. Smith
Little boys making the "gun" hand on the playground
Fighting back instead of being pushed around
Being positive for the man
He has picked up a new habit that he is sticking with
Going full circle
Yes, my mom called 12 times today and left three voicemails
Would a neurologist have anything to look for in your ear?

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11 Comments
1

How long do you think it would take for puffycuffs"(adj.) inflated ego; affectations of grandeur; (n.) social climber; indicator of all of the above." to get into the dictionary?

 
Posted by: SueB  at: 9:03am 10/03/2007  
2

Hey guys I want you to know I tried to vote for you as #1 comedy in the Blogger awards. Couldn't get set up to vote, they had troubles, then lost my password. Too hard, hate that stuff, it should be like American Idol, blanket voting so nerds can sit at their compuer and keep voting for their own show over and over.

Cause I listend to that other couple Keith and the Girl. If I wanted to listen to fart jokes all day I'd ask my nephew and throw in FUCk, shit, cunt, whore, crap etc....

You guys rock

PS. I don't care, I still my my damn Slowski shirt, that'd be vintage by now.

I like Slowski, she's a thirsty bitch.

 
Posted by: Tim  at: 11:10am 10/03/2007  
3

Best line of the show:

Betsy, commenting on the advantages of being female at a nerd convention: "This guy...goes, 'you are the hottest chick here.' And I looked around and he was right!"

Thanks for the shout out!

 
Posted by: Craig  at: 11:29am 10/03/2007  
4

I saw another podcast's photos of the convention...never seen so many obese males in my life.All of them were drinking Bud and eating crap.. It was really sad..

 
Posted by: larry  at: 11:56am 10/03/2007  
5

Hey Larry- those are our people...-Betsy

 
Posted by: betsy  at: 1:35pm 10/03/2007  
6

Betsy’s comment about the FFA convention got me thinking about all the stories I have heard over the years. Along with the FFA, you add in the 4-H, madrigal singing, Betsy’s father’s illegal butcher store, any story from Kris’s past and Goodwill hauls as far as the eye can see. A thought came to mind: when exactly were you two “once cool”? :)

 
Posted by: Roger  at: 8:56am 10/04/2007  
7

Seriously, Kris, as crazy as this sounds, the second your mom or dad realize how easy it is to get your address, all bets are off. You know they'll ask someone with some sort of online access to do a search, reverse phone, your resume; that's all it will take.

Of course, it's assumed that they would never even think of this route, given the fact they they live in the sticks and within a predetermined "hick bubble". But don't for one second assume that it's not possible.

 
Posted by: Mike W.  at: 10:24am 10/04/2007  
8

Almost forgot. You both rock!

 
Posted by: Mike W.  at: 10:34am 10/04/2007  
9

You guys talk about karma a lot and I was wondering if you worry about Maggie and Elliot withholding their addresses from you one day?

Love the show and though I do miss it when you have to skip a day I understand you have busy lives.

 
Posted by: Marisa Rudder  at: 1:31pm 10/04/2007  
10

My favorite line: "Curl that gun hand into a fist!" Now that should be needle-pointed onto a pillow.

 
Posted by: Lisa G.  at: 2:31pm 10/04/2007  
11

My son is being picked on, he is full of bruises. We are waiting for him to kick ass and punch one of the bullies. My husband tells him everyday to get some balls. He wont! We have encouraged him, showed him how to fight, given him the go ahead, he wont do it.. So Kris, if you had that problem with Elliot what would you do?

 
Posted by: margot  at: 8:20pm 10/04/2007  

 
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